I guess this is alright.

by Frost Wing

Rating: mature
Tags: Cutie Mark Crusaders, Pipsqueak, Twist, Human, Diamond Tiara, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Snips, Silver Spoon, Original Character, Snails, Comedy
Length: 8531

A brony finds himself making a deal with Discord sending him to Equestria ,but Discord always likes to make twist and now there's just one problem HE'S A FOAL!.

Published 2012-04-03 05:34:03 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-15 20:11:08 UTC

WHAT A TWIST!

Chapter one

February 12,2012

Time: 5:58

*SLAM*

*sigh*

I fell on my bed again from another day of school man it's hard going to school when your a brony and when there's haters, oh my god dude your going to have the hardest day of your life.

*meow*

''Yes Mr. Snuffer it does suck dick to go to a school without bronys.''

Yeah I know people say that the brony community is all across the world and everything, but where I come from if your a brony people think that your a faggot to America. My name is Scott I was a normal kid, shaggy black hair,dark brown eyes, lived with my mom and nothing more, i'm in high school ,but i am not a jock or a smart person or what ever the hell they call them instead I was a normal kid alright grades not that much popular or unpopular just like in the middle. Well that all change for me two weeks ago, some guy or ASSHOLE! Found out somehow that I was a brony and told everybody on Facebook that I was one. Now hear me out I don't have a Facebook so i don't know what happened until the next day where people were calling me names during class.

Not only that, but its been getting worse like hate notes in my locker ,and hate notes in my mail box its even harder though cause i'm the only brony at my school and so I have no one to back my shit up. So everyday I walk in front of the school doors and ask myself...

''Is this even worth it.''

But today was the worst yet we were having a school jock cheer for there team in the gym and what happened next made me want to run out of there well I did. One of the jocks showed a video of me watching My little Pony. At first everybody was staring at the screen ,but then the video ended and everybody faced me ,and let me tell you I actually wanted to shit my pants. First I was thinking how the FUCK.DID.THEY.GET.THAT! Then I made a dumb look and knew how they did this (note to self don't watch My Little Pony in public.) I was so angry and sad that I just wanted to burst in tears and start crying ,but I was so mad that I wanted to beat the living crap out of everybody that was in that gym ,but like the bronys say love and tolerate. I didn't want to cry cause that would just give them more fuel to torment me in school so I did what most people do when shit like this happens I ran away from the school.

Yeah I know ya'll think that something like that isn't true ,but when your friends ,or family say there haters out there in the world THERE DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS! Well that brings us to right now me on my bed face down screaming in my pillow.

''This is fucking bullshit why the hell do they keep tormenting me like this!''

*meow*

''Yes Mr.Snuffers how I wish to just go to Equestria and end this fucking horrible life.''

*meow*

''Yes Mr.Snuffers i'll feed you.''

I got up to feed my cat ,but I noticed something extremely wrong with my computer like what the fuck it was shaking and the screen was flashing a mixture of colors. I look at it to see a small little mail paper in the middle I garb the mouse and then click on it to see what the hell it was.

*mph* ''probably a virus lets find out.''

BOOM!

''HOLY SHIT!'' I had jump back on time and did a barrel roll over my bed and fuck that scared the living fuck out of me. I took a few minutes to calm myself and look over my bed. The computer was now glowing a light green ,but look burnt from the sudden explosion. I build the nerves to walk over to the computer and look at it.

''WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!'' I said with a look of anger and surprise. I was at least glad my mom wasn't home because holy shit if she walk in and saw how much mess this explosion made I would be sleeping in the back yard tied to a tree.

''Come on that's gotta be the best entrance yet.'' A deep voice said from the computer wait a second.

''OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK BAR B Q'S AT BOB'S PLACE DID THAT COMPUTER JUST FUCKING TALK!'' I started to walk back while pointing my finger.

The mysterious voice started to talk to me again.

''Come on we both know i'm not a computer.''

I look around for a bit and ask the voice.

''Then who are you?''

''Come on the god of chaos does it ring a bell.''

I was stunned of what I just heard like if some one told a kid in the 80s if he wanted any candy store in the world what would it be.

''Y..yo...your Discord?'' Okay i got four answers for what i just said right there.

A.) Yes, and you should be scared out of your fucking mind right now.

B.) No, and in a few minutes your going to wake up in a ally naked.

C.) you just FUCKING LOST YOURSELF!

D.) all of the above.

''DING DING DING FOLKS WE HAVE A WINNER ,but yes and i noticed something about you wanting to go Equestria you know that can be arranged.''

Did he just say that i can go to Equestria OH.MY.GOD my mind is full of fuck right now.

I screamed like a girl and talk as fast as Pinkie Pie

''HOLY SHIT REALLY YOU CAN DO THAT !'' I jump up from the sudden excitement.

''Yes ,but you have to do something for me later now do we have a deal.''

Okay do something for him at a later time seems legit besides what the worst he can make me do.

''HELL YEAH WE HAVE A DEAL ,but how do I know that i'm not just going insane can you like show yourself?''

''No problem.''

SNAP!

A boom of smoke filled the room and for a few seconds I couldn't see anything.

*GASP*

There he was The God of Chaos right there in front of me like if he just came straight out the cartoon I didn't know if I should shit bricks or faint.

''Well you wanted to see me so here I am.'' Discord said waving his arms at me.

This has to be the best day of my life ,or the day I go to a mental hospital.

''Well okay you are real I guess ,but if i'm really going can I do a few stuff real quick?''

Discord pulled out a chair and shads pop on top of his head ,he sat on top of the chair and put his arms around his back.

My left eye twitched at what I just saw

How the hell did he do that oh yeah magic.

Discord smirk in a cool way and said in a low voice. ''Five minutes.''

I ran down stairs and got two boxes of Meow mix,a gallon of water and two popcorn bowls I ran back in the room and placed the two popcorn bowls on the floor and filled one with Meow mix the other with water.I then turned around.

''Alright Mr.Snuffers i'll be gone for awhile remember your the man of the house and tell mom i said bye.''

''Alright later bro have a fun trip.'' Mr.Snuffer said while waving his paw at me

*GASP*

''Did yo... BOOM! , I couldn't ask that last question cause I exploded into smoke and vanish.

...

Mr.Snuffer jump down from the bed and look out the window into the far reaches of space.

''Oh Scott there's so much you didn't know about me. Will all I can say know is that I wish you the best with the pony's.''

A/N This is my real true story everybody and trust me it will get better as it goes please comment and tell me how i did anything will do thank you for reading later

Just not my day.

Hello reader's, heres the next chapter and I wanted to tell ya'll that Scott is not like the bad-ass type of character. He's the type of guy that's not much of a fighter, but curses allot so thank you for reading and here's the next chap .

Chapter 2

Time: unknown

''AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

*Slam*

I don't know what kind of games Discord likes to play ,but it look like we were in a airplane. While going to Equstria Discord grab an umbrella from a chair yes a freaking UMBRELLA! I laugh at the joke for a little ,but when he gave me the peace sigh and jump off by an exit that appeared out of nowhere my smile turned upside down literally ,but before i could cuss I started to fall like for real ,but the worst part was that Discord didn't even give me anything. I was falling for a while now and it actually felt good so i closed my eyes ,seconds later I hit something very soft and heard a voice form above shouting at me, but the first thing that caught my mind was.....land.

AND This has to be .THE.WORST.POSSIBLE.THING!

I was in a panic and didn't know what to do ,but I had remembered on T.V. that when free falling you should spread out your arms and legs to reduce impact....they were wrong. I had fell on the floor face first and let me tell you. JESUS CHRIST that HURT!

20 minuets of moaning in pain later I had got up on all four hoofs....wait a second four hoofs.

"OH.MY.GOD! I'M I'M I'M....."

I look at my side to see a green colt and .....no wings ,but look up to see a small horn sticking out of my head.

WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Discord this is fuck up in so many fucking ways I get to go to Equestria and you make me a unicorn plus you gave me a color that i don't even like....

I look at myself a little more and got so mad to the point were I was glowing red and... oh no.
I just wanted to fucking scream right now cause i'm.A.FUCKING.FOAL!

"OH MY GOD DISCORD I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!"

I't took me a few minutes to clam down ,but I was still piss off at the fact of being a foal and the worst color ever plus i'm a unicorn.
I look around and it fucking look like crack or something cause everything was just so colorful and it made me feel...perfect... just perfect.Then I also notice a sign.

WELCOME TO PONY-VILE ,HOME TO THE FAMOUS APPLE FARM OWNED BY THE APPLE FAMILY.

"No shit Apple Jack is here." I said sarcastically.

The place look bigger, well probably cause i'm actually in fucking Equestria ,but look so far away.Get ready for a walk . 20 minutes had past and I finally reach this fucking town I was walking around and everybody was giving me a welcoming smiles and it made feel for some reason pretty good and I think i saw...

"Hey there little one what you doing out here." A very similar voice said behind me.

OH MY GOD! Do I dare turn around.

Yep I turned my head around and there she was right in front of me Apple Jack, standing right there holding apples. I't didn't bug me to see her holding apples cause that's basically her job ,but I always thought of it to be Pinkie Pie in front of me giving one of her big welcome to pony-vile cheers. I didn't understand why she told me what i'm doing here though.

"Um walking around like ever pony else...why?"

"Don't be silly your supposed to be in school right now like all thee other foals and fillys."

I gave her an unimpressive face to her.

"Um when do you start caring about school?" But my face turn pale at what i just said.

Oh god I think I said that wrong.

She started to glare at me and stomp her hoof down.

"Now wait a darn second what is that supposed to mean?"

Okay for me I have a rule back on earth, And that rule is you don't get women or girls pissed off.

(Flash back)

December 20, 2009, before i was a brony...

Lunch cafeteria at middle school.

time:11:32

"Dude stop that, your gonna get here pissed off!" I said with a look of fear in my eyes.

My friend look at me with a grin.

"Bro stop being a puss, I already told you that i'll take full blame for what happens."

*SPLAT*

My friend drop a book on her plate and ran off leaving me there a lone. The girl turned around and gave me a deaf glare that made me shiver through my spine. I started to walk back slowly ,but got in a corner.She started to walk up to me still giving me a deaf glare plus her friends started to walk up next to her.

I started to panick...

"Please I didn't do anything I swear don't hu...

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

*SLAM*

*SMACK*

*SMACK*...

"HEY I ASK YOU A QUESTION!" A very mean looking Apple Jack shouted.

I had snap out of looking at my past and realized that Apple Jack was still standing there giving me the same glare from before.

"Um, look i'm sorry I said that in the wrong way okay."

After that I started to walk off ,but flew in the air with my hoofs barley touching the floor.

"Well you can start that by going to school." So she started to carry me to school like no joke. Damn i knew she was strong but fuck she carrying me from my tail like nothing ,but why does she want me to go to school so badly. I knew that I wasn't going anywhere so I guess this well be fine besides i'll probably learn something about Equestria ...

A/N sorry that this chapter is short ,but the next one will be longer. Remember to review and comment thank you and later.

School Bullys

Hello everybody I just wanted to say thank you for all the support and that I well continue the story also my computer is messing up so sorry for grammer or mispelled words well heres the next chapter .

Location: in front of pony-vile school.

Time: Unknown

Well we were walking for a few minutes and I got to meet some ether pony's and everybody seems nice here i'ts not even close to how mean people are on earth, but it still bugs me for why Apple Jack wants me to go to school.

"Why hello there miss Cheerilee." Apple Jack said while dropping me to the ground face first.

What the fucks up with me getting my face hit all the damn time like for real!

"HEY WHAT THE...." I shut my mouth though cause Apple Jack gave me a mean glare.

I had got up to look at Cheerilee and what do you know she was about ready to walk into class so this meant that school was about to start, wow this really does suck and to think that I got away from it.

"Why hello there Apple Jack what brings you here?" Miss Cheerilee then notice that i was right by Apple Jack and gave me a big grin like if she just one a million dollars or something.

"Oh a new student how wonderful why thank you Apple Jack its always good to have new students in my class learning about Equestria."

"No problem miss well I gotta go back to the farm with Big Mac I see ya'll two good bye oh and one more thing I didn't get your name sugar cube what was it?"

*gulp*

"My...my... name?"

"Why yes." both Apple Jack and Cheerilee said.

At this point both Cheerilee and Apple Jack were looking at me making me feel real nervous and once again I started to panic...

panic mode:on

OH GAWD HOW THE HELL DID I FORGET TO MAKE A NAME FUCK OUT OF ALL THE TIME I HAD TO MAKE A NAME I FORGET DAMMIT!

I chuckled nervously "oh my name is...um...um....TWISTER!"

What the fuck out of all the names I chose Twister i'm so disappointed in myself right now for making such a retarded fucking name...

"Well Twister that's a mighty fine name you got there will I see ya'll later." Apple Jack then started to walk off.

I turned around to see Cheerilee giving me welcoming smile.

"Will Twister i'm sure you well have a nice time here all the kids are friendly."

I nodded nervously.

1 minute later.

We were getting closer to the class room and I started to hear voices of many different kids and right when Cheerilee and I were infront of the door it all suddenly stop.

What the fuck!

Cheerilee then look at me "are you ready?"

*gulp*

"Yes."

She then opened the door and i saw allot of kids in there like there were the C.M.C ,pipsqueak,Snips,Snails and others as well.

"Good morning class!"

"GOOD MORNING MISS CHEERILEE!" The hole class said at once something you would see in a kindergarten class.

"Class today we have someone who will be joining us today I would like ya'll to meet Twister."

The whole class stared at me and for some reason I felt really fucking nervous like I was the new kid oh wait I am the new kid.
I look down to avoid the stares looking at me ,but a voice suddenly spoke out...

"HEY LOOK EVERYPONY A BLANK FLANK LIKE THOSE ETHER LOSERS!"

I started to hear everybody laughing at me and look up to see Sliver Spoon pointing at my flank and so I look at my flank to see no cutie mark and at this moment everybody was starting to laugh at me ,but Pipsqueak and the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

I look at Cheerilee and gave her a fake smile.

"Your right Miss Cheerilee they are friendly." I said sarcasticlly.

Cheerilee had a dump look on her face ,but then gave a mean look at Silver Spoon.

"Silver Spoon say your sorry to Twister this is not how we treat new students!"

" UGH! FIINE i'm sorry.....blank flank." She started to chuckle with her friend that I guss was Diamond Tiara.

Oh my god I want to hurt her so badly right now well just keep your cool Sott keep your cool

Cheerilee then gave her a warm smile

"Well Twister you can sit behind Diamond Tiara."

Great now I gotta sit behind her this is just my luck.

Well I guess this couldn't get any worse I started to walk towards my chair and both Sliver Spoon and Diamong Tiara stick there toungs at me.

GOOD GOD, i'm so happy I dont have angry problems.

Diamound Tiara turned around and glared at me.

"What do you know blank flank is sitting behind me."

"HEY LEAVE HIM ALONE TIARA!"

I turned around to see Scootaloo glaring at Diamound Tiara.

"What is he your colt friend or something?"

"NO i'm not i's just that you pick on everybody that doesn't have a cutie mark."

At this point both Diamound and Scootaloo were glaring at each other.

"Girls am I gonna have to give somepony a time out?"

"NO." They both said at once.

"Well okay back to the lesson."

20 minutes later

"Okay time for lunch i'll see everypony in 30 minutes

"YAY!"

I walk outside to finally get some fresh air fuck man school for pony's in Equestria is fucking hard.

"BLANK FLANK BLANK FLANK!"

"The hell!" I said to myself ,I walk around the school to see AppleBloom,Scootaloo and Seewtie Belle in a corner getting called ''blank flank'' by a bunch of ether pony's and for some reasson this got me pissed off. Like no pony should be bullyed this badly cause this is just messed up so I thought to help them out.

"HEY LEAVE THEM ALONE!" I shouted.

Sliver Spoon and Diamound TIara both turned around and girned.

Moments past and Sliver Spoon was the first to break the silence.

"HEY LOOK EVERYPONY TWISTER CAME TO HELP HIS FILLY FRIEND!"

"JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE!" I shouted wow I never been this angry before.

At this point Diamound Tiara started to walk up to me.

"OR WHAT!"

SCOTT KEEP YOUR COOL MAN CHILL OUT!

"Uhh."

"See you arent going to do anything."

At this point are faceces were prissed agianst each others.

"Just leave them alone!"

"Or what!"

scott keep your cool!

Diamound Tiara then turned around and slap my face with her tail.

"Wimp!" She said while walking off and then. I was full of rage right there at that point and let myself go.

"YOU.FUCKING.BITCH!"

eyup you fucking lost yourself...

*GASP*

Everybody no I mean fucking everybodys mouth drop at what I just said ,but then Diamound Tiara turned around to face me with the most evil expression on her face.

OH GOD I THINK I JUST BROKE MY MOST BIGGEST RULE!

...

A/N Well hope you guys like it remember to rate and comment thank you and see ya'll later.

FIGHT! or not

Hello everybody sorry that this chapter is short well hope you guys like it.

location: pony-vile school play area

time: unknown

Diamond Tiara turned to face me and for a second it was just me and her steering at each other and for that one moment I WAS SCARED OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND!

"What did you just call me!" she said again ,but this time she had venom in her voice.

Okay Scott you got yourself this far theres no turning back now.

"You heard me!" I said in a low voice.

She then slamed her hoof and two body guards came out of no where everybody took a big step forward and then a big cloud of smoke exploded in front of us.

OKAY! what the fuck this is not the MY little pony I know this is like bull shit.

She then look at me and said "GET HIM!"

The guards then appeared in front of me and one of them slammed there hoof in my stomach sending me back a few inches and that hurt like a mother fucker. I gasp for air as I hold my stomach from the sudden punch and as the ether guard came towards me everything...stop.

"Why hello there my dear boy it seems to me that your in a big problem here."

A very familiar voice said to me.

I got up still holding my stomach in pain.

"NO SHIT! wait... DISCORD!"

"Hehe the one and only."

rage mode:ON

"DISCORD WHAT.THE.FUCK MAN YOU CANT JUST SEND ME HERE AND MAKE ME EVERYTHING I'M NOT AND DON'T WANT TO BE! THE FUCK MAN CHANGE ME TO WHAT I WANT TO BE I FUCKING HATE THIS BODY AND I WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU I KNOW I WANTED TO GO TO EQUESTRIA ,BUT NOT LIKE THIS MAN WHAT THE FUCK NO NOO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK BAR B Q AT BOB PLACE MAN YOU FUCK UP MY FAVORITE DREAM DUDE WHAT THE FUFUFUFUFU FUCK!"

Discord appeared in front of me making me stumble back a few inches he then look at me with a funny face like if I just got trolled and then opened his hand to a stack of paper he then wave his head left to right while moving his finger.

"Well there's nothing to be mad at Scott besides you are in Equestria and plus you were to excited to read the contract I gave you so you still cant say anything and theirs no way of going back so you just have to live with it ,but I well give you back up from these."

He then showed two pony's but these ones look real different from any other pony I seen before in the show.

"Now when I snap my fingers everything will go back to what it was normally at so anything eles besides the brony problem."

"YES!"

"What is it?"

"Um... fuck you."

"You know I given ether's this deal before and your the first one to be like this."

"Wait are you fo...

*SNAP*

As the ether guard was coming towards me the pony that Discord showed me caught him and throw him to the ground and look at the ether one, the second guard was a bit confused at first ,but then charge at the pony Discord gave me. He saw him and made a quick turn before getting punched in the face.

The first pony got up ,but was beaten up pretty badly so he just passed out.

I look back at the ether guard to see that he was breathing heavily ,but as he was about to take another hit at the pony the ether one caught his hoof and slam him to the ground once again. By now both guards were past out and the pony's faced me.

"Um thank you ?"

they both nodded and vanished.

Sweetie,Scootaloo and Apple Bloom came up to me with a surprized face.

"Wow that was amazing I bet Twi doesn't even know magic like this." Sweetie Belle said.

"That was cool ,but not as cool as Rainbow Dash." Scootaloo said in a cool way.

"I bet the princess cant even do some thing like that." Apple Bloom said while clopping her hoof on the ground.

"Hehe no problem filly." I said while rubbing my head.

I look around to see every pony starring at me"SOO what do we do now?"

*SLAP*

Apple Bloom slap me with her hoof.

I fell to the ground holding my face cause God that fucking hurt like hell.

"OW THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!"

Apple Bloom gave me the most serious look in the world.

"Twister its time to wake up!"

"WHAT!"

"Its time to wake up!"

By know everybody was gathering around me.

"Its time to wake up." those were the same words that kept repeating.

I started to look at everybody now and I was getting really fucking confused. Everybody was looking at me know even Diamond Tiara and Sliver Spoon were looking at me while saying wake up.

"THE FUCK ARE YA'LL TALKING ABOUT!"

Everybody started to hit me first Scootaloo then Apple Bloom and then followed by the rest.

"OW! THE FUCK STOP HITTING ME ASSHOLES!" I was on the ground taking a bunch of fucking hits and it hurt like hell then it all stop...

I opened my left eye to see Apple Bloom standing above me holding her left hoof.

"WAKE.UP!"

*SLAM*

I jump up ,but saw no one in sight.

"Whoa just a dream a really fuck up dream."

I look around to see my surroundings ,but saw nothing but the Apple Farm and the school ,but then i turned around to see a pissed off Cheerilee looking at me with a glare.I turned back around as fast as I could and started to run for my life ,but bump into AppleJack on the way.

"Why hey there Twister how was school?"

"It was fine now can we go please I want to get out of here wait you know what i'll go back into town."

I started to walk off ,but then flew to air while my front hoofs were hanging to the ground damn my small body...

"Come on now I still gotta pick up Apple Bloom."

We started to walk back to school and now all I can say was.

I'm royally fuck...

Sorry that this chapter took so long I was having family problems well thanks everybody and hope to see ya'll later.

SURPRISE! part 1

Hello everybody well here's the next chapter hope you guys like it also very sorry about the long wait I had to go do some important stuff plus one also i'm probably gonna do the wedding in my later chapters so stick by side and well complete this campaign.

Pony-vile school

time: unknown

"HE SAID WHAT!" Apple Jack screamed

Cheerilee then look at me then back at Apple Jack.

"Yes and if he does that again he well be banish from the school i'm sorry Apple Jack ,but this is the first time a pony has cussed in my class and now the ether pony's are scared out of there minds right now so this foal is going to have to learn some manners."

Apple Jack look at me with a glare and said in a loud voice.

"OH I'LL GIVE HIM SOME MANNERS!"

panic mode:ON

OOOOOHHHHHHH SHIT!

AppleJack took a few moments to clam down and then sighed in relief.

"Well thank you so much miss Cheerilee i'll take him off your hoofs and i'll be seeing you come on Apple Bloom!"

We started to walk out of the school and into pony-vile when Apple Bloom said something.

"Thank you mister Twister for helping me and my friends."

I didn't know what to say cause this was the first time a pony thank me for something.

"Um no problem ki...FILLY!"

She jump back from the sudden out burst from me and Apple Jack gave me a surprised look.

"Um well thank you and you gotta meet my friends too there the best." she said with a cheer full smile.

"Well I don't think right now would be the best time ki...FILLY!"

Apple Bloom ears drop at my offer and hung her head low then AppleJack gave me an annoyed look.

"Whats wrong with you cat got your flank or something?"

I chucked at the look she gave me but looking at her, she didn't seem to catch the idea. I got serious and gave her a fake smile cause really I dont want to get my ass or flank in my frist day of pony-vile or should I say ... Equestria!

"Um no I just have a problem hehe."

The fuck did i just say.

Apple Bloom took this a offer and jump up with excitement.

"Well if you like you can come with us to Sugar Cube Corner."

Sugar Cube Corner hmm well I don't have anything to do so what the heck.

"Um sure why not."

Two minutes later we got to Sugar Cube Corner and were in front of the door plus i'm positively sure I'd heard talking in there ,but being a brony and all I knew that it was going to be a "party" or something. I saw Apple Jack give Apple Bloom a quick nod then Apple Bloom rushed to the back of the bakery. Apple Jack then look at me with a playful smile.

"Well looks like were here Twister, well you be so kindly to open the door?"

Fuck it i'm gonna troll her.

I gave Apple Jack the most annoying squee in my entire life and she fall to the ground while holding her ears, but for that one moment when she got up and I look into her eye's, I think she really wanted to kick my ass all the ways back to Earth ,but luckily for me she doesn't know about Earth. I went as fast as I can to the door and opened it to see it all dark, but there's was no time to waste I quickly ran inside the house and screamed in the top of my lungs.

*click*

"SU..."

"SURPRISE!" I said while jumping in the air eyes closed kind of like Fluttershy's when Rainbow Dash did the sonic rain boom, something that "I" was dying to try out ,but now I cant all thanks to Discord himself. I landed on the ground kind of like a rock star when he slides with the guitar on stage and opened my left eye to see everyone in pony-vile in this small little tiny room. I don't know how but Equestria beats Earths physics by a long shot.

I look around to see every pony in shock at my sudden move. A few minutes past and everybody started to talk again so I just figured that they calmed down. I started to walk around the place to get to know every pony, but then as I was turning around I saw this extremely big cake, I walk over to it to see my name written on it and dame I knew I had to have a piece.

A blur of pink hit me straight in the nose as I was going to dig my face in it.

*SMACK*

"WANT SOME I BAKE IT ALL JUST FOR YOU BUT NOT REALLY CAUSE ALL PONY'S HAVE TO HAVE A PIECE AND PLUS THAT'S NOT NICE WHEN YOU DON'T SHARE!"

OOOOHHHH MY GOD WHY THE FUCKING FACE PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THERE FROM NOW ON!

I made a soft groan in pain as I look up to see... OH.MY.GAWD PINKIE PIE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE.

"OH MY GO... CELESTIA ITS YOU!"

Pinkie look around then back at me. "Well duh there's is only one of me *GASP* OR THERE CAN BE ALIENS OUT THERE WHO TRY TO ACT LIKE ME ... but thats just silly like Twilight says though i'm just being Pinkie Pie."

Pinkie PIE look around then at me she then grab me and pulled me under the covers. I thought we were hiding from someone, but then her hair went down and she gave me a mean ass scary look. I wanted to run, but she holding me to tight. She went nose to nose to me. And said to me in a low dark voice.

"Listen here, I know who you are "Scott" but if you hurt any of my friends I will go Cupcakes on your flank do I make myself clear!"

Every single thing in my body just wanted to fall apart like legos right now. I read that stuff and every time for a month I saw pinkie Pie I would just wonder what would happen if that happened to a brony or more importantly ME!

*GULP*

"Y...y...y...ye...yes..."

Pinkies hair then pop back to normal and here cheerful smile came back.

"WELL OKAY THEN AND HERES YOUR CAKE."

She handed me the piece of cake and zoomed off to another direction. I sat there looking at a drip of red frosting coming down from the top but I couldn't even look at it right so I just simply push it away from me and curled up to a ball with my eyes wide.

"Today is gonna be a long day..."

Well there you go the next chapter, again sorry about ya'll having to wait so long it's just getting a bit rough for me but hopefully everything gonna be okay thank ya'll all and I hope to see ya'll next chapter!

SURPRISE! part 2

A/N well here ya'll go the next chapter leave comments and rate and like always enjoy!

location:Pony-vile: Sugar Cube Corner.

Time: unknown

After ten minutes of crying I crawled outside the table and notice pony's were still here.

"OH HAY LOOK THERE HE IS!"

"What?" I said to myself as I turned around to see... OH.MY.GOD. I think I was going to pass out cause right in front of my face was the one and only.

"RAIN...umm...err... hay your Rainbow Dash!"

Rainbow Dash did a back flip in the air and hit her chest,

"The one and only."

Apple Jack walk up and sighed in annoyance

Okay first off i'm trying my hardest not to lose control of my self and second I'm meeting THE.RAINBOWDASH! This is like a dream come true.

"So R..."

Rainbow Dash look over me and frowned.

"Well would you look at that pinkie's eating all the cake HAY PINKIE SAVE ME SOME!"

Rainbow Dash then zoomed off to were pinkie pie was.

What the fuck I didn't even get to talk to her.

Apple Jack walk up to me and started to laugh

"Well that there is RD now would you like to met the rest of my friends."

"YES!" I screamed like a little girl but, got a weird look from Apple Jack.

I look at her then gave her a sheepish smile but, she just frowned. My guess is that she still don't like the fact that I cussed.

"Well then follow me."

We walk up to the punch and there I saw Twilight and her Fluttershy. Apple Jack was the first to speak.

"Hay Twi hay Fluttershy, I want you to meet Twister!"

I walk up to see theme both. And for one thing I barely knew was that Twilight had a horn and then it hit i'm a fucking unicorn damn how could I forget that I had a horn probably cause I really wanted those pare of wings instead. I was kind of shy at first but I was the first one to speak.

"H..." I was gonna talk but, Twilight cut me off.

"Wow your a unicorn." Twilight said with joy.

"Do you know magic wow this is so great I could teach you!" She then gave me a big grin.

Not that I hate Twilight but school is something I wanted to get away from so I had to decline the offer besides I could learn magic on my own i'm, its not like i'm a dumb ass or anything.

"No thanks I was actually trying to get away from school."

Apple Jack then look at me with anger.

"OH SO YOU DID CUSS JUST TO GET OUT OF SCHOOL." Apple Jack screamed at me. I was confused cause I think I said it the wrong way...AGAIN!

"No Apple Jack yo..." Twilight then cut me off ... again.

"You cussed to get out of school."

"No Twiligh..." Rainbow Dash then flue towards me and before I could finish she cut me off in middle sentence.

"Wait you cussed in school, wow you got some nerves kid."

WAIT DID SHE JUST SAY KID! Okay know i'm extremely confused. But I still had to stop this before it gets out of hand.

"NO WA..." Before I could finish Pinkie Pie pop up behind me

*GASP*

"YOU SAID A NAUGHTY WORD IN FRONT OF MISS CHEERILEE."

Apple Jack went in my face and look at me with anger.

"I cant belive you would lie to my face like that."

"Apple Jack i'm..."

"OOOHHH THAT COLOR it's so so GREEN!" I look behind Apple Jack and saw that Rarity was looking at me with horror.

I'm getting cut off to easily

By know everybody was talking about me and they were just out of control and I was extremely tired of this shit so I closed my eye's and...

"SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYBODY! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Five seconds later I opened my eye's and look around in anger but, after two seconds I went wide eyed.

.."

.."

.."

By know the music had stop and everybody was looking right at me and just me, some with anger and some with terrifying faces.Twilight and Rarity's mouth's were hanging, Rainbow Dash was glaring at me while trying to calm down Pinkie's crying but, Fluttershy was just staring at me though which is extremely weird coming from a pony like her and, Apple Jack was just waving her head in shame like if I was a loser. Hell even Vinyl Scratch was looking at me with her hoof on the C.D.

I was extremely zoomed out of myself right now so in order to keep my sanity still going I ran out of there.

...

Five minutes later pony-vile

I was walking around the park for sometime now and I was just extremely tired cause I Scott Henderson cussed In front of every single pony in pony-vile and that made me feel like a big jack ass. As I was about to set on a bench I heard some crumbling noises so I turned around to see oh no...

"Oh hay Fluttershy." I said with the most boring attitude in my life.

I sat on the bench and Fluttershy then walk towards me and sat down as well.

"Well Twister whats wrong?"

Wow this is extremely weird might as well though...

"Nothing I just got frustrated cause well I felt like I was just invisible and no one could see me."

Fluttershy giggled at the remark.

"It's okay twister I know how you feel."

"What no you ... wait yeah never mind."

Fluttershy look at me with a warming smile

"Well Twister I know you got frustrated and all but, those are your friends and you shouldn't treat them like that. I know how you feel and for me I always get in this situation and sometimes I get mad to but I don't do something like that. You should stay here in the park for a while and, when your ready you can come apologize i'm sure they well understand cause that's what friends are for."

I look up to see Fluttershy ... FLUTTERSHY! The shyest pony in the world said the most biggest speech to me. But that was real nice and I didn't want to be a ass.

"Thanks Fluttershy and i'm sorry."

Fluttershy look at me then gave me a smile.

"When your ready come back to Sugar Cube Conner."

"Wait Fluttershy!"

"Yes Twister?"

"Um this might be silly but, what time is it?"

"Oh its eight o' clock."

"Oh thanks."

She gave me one last smile before she took off. As I sat back down I look up to see the sun barely setting...

*sigh*

"What the hell did I get myself into."

I then started to laugh.

"Well at least I got the time now..."

A/N Well here's the next chapter sorry about the long wait still going through some stuff well until next time i'll see ya'll later and I don't own My little pony it all belongs to the hub.

Misunderstandings...

Pony-vile: Park

Time: 8:09

I laid on the bench staring out into the sky watching the sunset slowly and easy.

"Wow not even that late and already setting in for the day ehh?"

Even for Equestria the sun was as beautiful as ever, something about it warmed me with a sent of joy.

"Makes me wonder if i'll see Celestia...maybe not really don't know so..."

.."

.."

"Why the fuck am I talking to myself? Good god i'm going crazy and its not even the first day..."

Getting up from my seat and stretching my body I started making my way back to sugar cube corner but, something stop me. On the ground right in front of me stand a gem or as I thought...

"Weird." I said picking it up from the ground only problem was...it wouldn't budge.

Looking at it closer and giving it a look I saw that it wasn't a gem but a DIAMOND! Shining with cut perfect lines making it shine like a star.

"HOLY SH..err..." Some ponies nearby gave me a stern look.

"Um sorry." Annoying me they went back to there own things.

"Holy crap this baby is coming with me." I said with a little but craze that I found a diamond.

Now I never really thought about this but Ponyvile would probably pay big money or bits I guess for this mother fucker. The only thing now that I needed to do was... get it out of its place.

Poking at it, thinking how i'm gonna move it. I started to punch around it. Still it wouldn't move.

"Are you fucking kidding me." I whispered.

Looking around and seeing that no one was watching. I started to use my own horn to break open a small holes. Well that didn't go out well not knowing that horns were sensitive a small cut formed around my head reacting in fast moment I tried not to scream in agony.

SON OF A FUCKING BITCH THAT HURT LIKE HELL!

Looking back at the diamond I was starting to lose my patients. Hit after hit from my hoof I started to boil in anger from this stupid damn diamond. Not caring if even the damn Princesses showed up on my first time I screamed in front of everypony.

"ALRIGHT YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU WANNA PLAY THIS WAY WELL PLAY THIS FUCKING WAY YOUR GOING DOWN BITCH!"

Starting with all my might I throw nothing but hoofs at it and dust and dirt started to from around me hitting it more then ever before I couldn't stop my hooves starting to bleed and hurting me by every second I made the most out of it before...

"TWISTER!"

Stopping in the act the small dirt storm around me faded...

Looking around I saw all or mostly all of Ponyvile around me, the mane six along with the cutie makers staring at me with disgust and dishonor I tired to put on a smile but I knew and they knew that...I couldn't this was all my fought and all for a stupid diamond. Looking Down I wanted to scream in terror...

It wasn't a diamond...it was a rock...a fucking rock..

Yeah...you fuck up now.

Looking up to the cutie makers I started to walk towards them...

"Please its not what it looks like before coming even a step towards them they ran behind Twilight who was looking at me with pure rage she started using magic and before me stand a mirror...

"LOOK AT YOURSELF WHAT HAPPENED!"

My mane was out of place and look dirty, my face look bruised with small little cuts and marks, and my hooves were bleeding with dirt and dust on them...

I started...

"Well..uuhh...umm...you see I found this diamond..." Not even Rarity gave the slightest hint of a expression.

Twilight looking like she was about to explode gave me a glare...

"Im sorry?" I said with a small smile.

A magic cloud formed around me and my eyes started to close slowly by slowly I could see everypony going back to there own things again and Twilight started walking towards me...

Princess Celestia was the last thing that I heard...

..."

..."

..."

Opening my eyes I saw that I was in a dark room but laughing started to from and it got closer and closer till...

"TWISTER! Its so good to see you please tell me how did your first day in Ponyvile go?" The devil himself said.

Knowing who it was I didn't say anything having my hooves cover my face like a child would do when they cry...

"What do you want discord..." Not budging to look up.

"What! Not a "I'm doing great how about you?" or even a thank you."

Putting my head up in sarcasm waving and smiling...

"ALL JEEZ DISCORD! MY DAY WENT SO FUCKING GREAT!"

"Now that's the spirit my boy." Discord said with a smile

"And I had a lot of fun and OH YEAH FUCK.YOU!" I said pointing my hand at him wait...my hand?

Looking around I saw that my whole body was back to human and that I was...

..."

"WHAT THE FUCK GIVE ME SOME FUCKING CLOTHES!"

Snapping his fingers my body was in the cover of clothes again.

"Don't you know that ponies don't ware clothes besides your not the first."

"WAIT!" What do you mean that i'm not the first are there more people in here that I don't know about?"

"Never mind that now what where in right now is your mind. Twilight put a sleep spell on you."

"This sucks, all of this sucks ass." I said boiled with anger.

"Come on Scott." Discord, putting his right hand on my shoulder making cringe in fear a little said...

"Why cant you ever look at the bright things of your problems." Using his left hand to snap his fingers we suddenly appeared
on top of Canerlot Tower.

"HOLY SHIT! I said grabbing on to a nearby pole, fuck we were hi in the sky.

Discord look at me and saw the fear.

"Scared of heights?" Discord said with a smug on his face.

*gulp*

"..Yes.."

"Then why be a Pegasus pony?"

"It would be different!" I argued.

"Trust me." Discord said "If you cant change then then you cant change now."

"That's what you think." I said

Discord laughed "You humans always trying to out do ya'll self's...

"Anyone can change Discord they have to set their mind to it though first.":

"Then that makes you one of those people."

"Yes." I said with pride.

Looking in the open there were no signs of clouds and it was just so peaceful the life I wanted was so close but then so far.

"Brighten up and good things well come your way discord said."

"I'll try, deal?"

"Deal." discord said with a smug.

Standing, even though I could fall to my death I wasn't scared anymore and if like all my fear was gone it just vanish. I look at Discord.

"Now what do you need?"

Discord came close to my face, "Here's what I need you to do..."

Ponyvile: Library
Mane six (P.O.V)

The Mane six and Cutie mark Crusaders along with a knock out Twister on Spikes bed where at the Library discussing the sudden incident that just happen...

"Oh my this wouldn't have happen if I had just be quiet and not tell him about how to be nice ohh this is all my fought." Fluttershy starting to cry laid on the ground motion less.

Rainbow Dash sighed.

"Fluttershy its not your fought he was just being a "TWIST" in the head." Rainbow Dash started to chuckle to herself even a few giggles from Pinkie Pie where heard.

Everyone glared at Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie.

"RD, PINKIE PIE!" Applejack glared.

"This is no time for corny jokes!"

Rainbow Dash still giggling clam down

"Sorry..hehe."

"Oh dear this has THIS.HAS.TO.BE.THE.WORST.POSSIBLE.THING!" Rarity then fainted.

"Twilight I already contacted the Princesses." Spike said.

"Good when are..." Twilight was interrupted by a sudden flash in the room.

Their stand two alicorns or the Princesses of Equestria.

"Twilight Sparkle..."

....To be continued..

Author's Note

A/N First off, i'm so sorry for not updating in a while guys some of this stuff gets real challenging at some times and its even harder for me with school and stuff also I thank anyone who still reads this story it means a lot thank you without ya'll I wouldn't be this far XD but that's okay thanks guys and I hope ya'll enjoy this chapter. OH! Almost forgot if you like give me a OC im looking for some to for the story. laterz everypony :D