Pinkie and the Remote Control World

It's Rainin' Cats 'n' Dogs

By The Isapie

"WHAT?!?!"

Pinkie's scream rang out into the distance as she turned to see a somewhat normal looking Dash and, indeed, a dark cloud. "PARASPRITES!" She yelled at the top of her lungs, carrying the message to all of Equestria. "Woah. That's a lot of...Parasprites?" "No, Dashie, those don't look like parasprites at all." responded Pinkie. "That's Soarin'! And the rest of the Wonderbolts!"

"I'm so sorry, Dashie! I never meant to leave! Spitfire made me!" yelled Soarin' once he was in range for the two mares to hear. "Soarin'... I missed you!" Cried Dashie as she flew at top speed towards her beloved. BOING! "Soarin'! SOARIN'!" screamed Dash as her fiance crashed suddenly into a red-tinged dark magic bubble that formed around Dash and shuddered from the impact. He then fell, from a hundred metres off the ground, desperately beating his wings as he did so. The Wonderbolts rushed to catch him before he hit the ground. Only Spitfire remained to talk to her former teammate.

"Dash, what just happened?" asked Spitfire. "The force field...It just had to hit Soarin'!" Dash grumbled. "Take him to Zecora's place. He knows the way. It's at the edge of the Everfree, on that side." Dash pointed to the place where Zecora's hut stood. "She's got a remedy. Wait. I need to talk...to Soarin'." Dashie ended, clearly holding back a sob as she did so.

"Soarin'...don't come looking for me. I don't want you to get hurt. Besides, once we make Equestria normal...I want my filly to be able to see her daddy." "Oh, Dashie, you could have told me!" Pinkie whispered a little off to the side. "Soarin'...I'll be alright." Rainbow finally said, this time letting the tears flow freely. Pinkie felt herself tear up as well, and managed to pull out a small hankie for herself. After blowing her nose, she let it loose into the wind, where it washed itself, dried itself, and folded itself(this is the power of the great Pinkie!). She then handed the handkerchief to Dash, who sobbed hopelessly into it.

And as Pinkie watched the Wonderbolts fly away with the unconsious Soarin', while holding her best friend in a tight embrace, she pondered to herself, "Will we ever make Equestria better? Will Rares and Spike continue together? Will AJ and Caramel finally get together? Will Dashie and Soarin' be able to have their filly? Will Twilight and Flash ever live a less hectic life? Will Flutters and Discord get back together and will their daughter Screwball still exist?

"And most importantly, will my family and I ever reunite?"