A Lone Knight's Bounty

Sniper, a bounty hunter from the civilization on the moon, had found a bounty on the holo-board, it read:

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE

The Two Leaders of the Equestrian Kingdom

Wanted for the disruption of all of Terra

These are the wanted below

Will throw in extra 1 million if you don't ask us where we got the pictures

If dead, bring severed horns and wings as proof of doing the deed

Once completed report to: The Embassy of Rewards

Warning: They are Goddesses of the Sun and Moon

Not really wanting the reward, nor the sword, he wanted to know how someone broke into his house and took the pictures that were stapled to his futuristic ceiling over his futuristic bed in his futuristic house.

Maybe if he took on this bounty he would be able to find the weirdos who stole his pictures.

Thinking he could just ask the Moon Goddess if they can follow him to the embassy, they can sort it out and he can beat up the wierdo, but there was a huge problem...

They were pictures of the Moon Goddess and her sister!

When they found out abut it they would probably hate him, and send him to the moon, like Celestia did with Luna.

(Completely forgetting he's lives on the moon)

It's going to be a rough day for The Bounty Hunter of the Moon.

Elsewhere...

The Moon and Sun Goddeses were playing a game of Hoofball the game board: home edition.

"Ha Sister, We scored a tackle!", The Moon Goddess shouted with glee.

"Luna, it's called a touch down and you made it into your goal somehow." The Sun Goddess corrected. (Did I mention it was actually soccer?)

Luna shouted,"This game is stupid and so are these hay fries!"

Luna Flipped the table they were playing on, along with the game board, two plates of hay fries, and a cinnamon roll.

"My cinnamon roll!" Luna cried

"Your fault, Sister." Celestia said with a deadpanned expression.

That day, Luna had horrific flash backs of her cinnamon roll "dying" on the floor.