Gamers In Equestria! The Dark King

by Dovahbrony

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Dark, Alternate Universe, Random, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 2010

Me and my buds get teleported to Equestria after a good night of gaming.....blood, guts and more!

Me, and my buds decided to play a few games, and such talking over the phone, but a certain sun deity from a certain T.V show has other plans.
Editor- TheGreatPandaKing
Me- Courier 6
Kyle- Solider *TF2*
Nathan- Master Chief
Jacob- The Chosen Undead *Dark Souls 2*

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-03 23:32:22 UTC

Chapter 1: Waking up

Hi there, names Gage, and I'm a gamer, an author, a brony and a YouTuber! My buds are also gamers. One night we decided to play some games and commentate over the phone....that was, until that flash of light.

       I slowly opened my eyes, my head was killing me but I had to open them, and sat up. I was sitting in a very colorful town,, the middle of one to be exact, dressed in: a set of NCR ranger armor, a rawhide cowboy hat and sunglasses. I was a bit confused, and became even more so when I saw the .357 magnum on my hip.

"What the f**k!" I said to myself pulling the thing out of its holster.

It was the exact same one I had in Fallout New Vegas! A Long barrel with a lightweight case!

"This.....is overly cool!"

I'm a teenager with a gun, in armor from a game, in a very familiar pastel colored town…dis gon’ be good!

I stood up shakily at first, but then my feeling of weakness was gone as I heard my cybernetic heart pumping regenerative fluids through my veins.

Wait I’m a cyborg? Awesome! I'm just like my guy from Fallout, even got the cool goatee. I thought feeling the fuzz.

      "Almost all of my dreams just came true....now all I need is to hug a pony from My Little Pony and my life will be complete!" I proclaimed, holstering my revolver and eyeing my pip-boy on my wrist. It looked a lot like a cross between a wristwatch, and a supercomputer.

I clicked a button, and my vitals screen showed up showing the famed Mr. Pip-boy with various limbs highlighted, and a meter beside them showing the condition of my limbs at the moment, all were at 100% health. I twisted a knob to the left of the classic looking screen, and it flicked to my inventory

"Sweet!" I said looking at my weapons storage in my Pip-boy.

I equipped the lever action shotgun and noticed a few green blips on my.....

Wait, is that a HUD? Oh my gosh it's a HUD it's exactly like Fallout! Then that means that the green blips are friendly people!

I decided to approach the green blips.

"This will be just like one of my stories!" I told myself "And that means I might die, or get involved in a battle of the worlds!"

I chuckled a bit, the cheery atmosphere of this town making me ignore the fact I was lost in another world. When I got to a large oak tree that looked hollow and was equipped with a door and windows.....well the sign declared it a library I felt a slight pull at the back of my mind saying “you know this place!” I didn't catch on, however, until I opened the door, and got hit in the face by a frying pan! I was knocked ice cold while a certain lavender colored alicorn stood there, mouth agape at this 'strange' creature that showed up, a frying pan levitating a few feet off the ground.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Kyles POV

      I unlike Gage had no pain when waking. Instead, I found myself face to....muzzle was it? Yeah it's muzzle. Anyway, I was face to muzzle with a strange cyan colored winged pony.....oh god why!

Before I continue, I will describe myself. I'm around 5'5-5'6, I've been called rather lanky and have glasses, happy? Okay then, let's continue.

       I just pushed the equine back so I could face palm.

"I can’t be in a world of gay a** ponies can I?"

"Hey what did you call me!" the mare screamed, practically fuming with outrage at my statement.

Without saying anything more, she slammed a hoof at my face but I ducked and, instead of connecting with flesh, her hoof connected with my army helmet…oh because apparently I was soldier from TF2....not bad.

      Of course, instead of the Liberty Launcher all I had on me was my Escape Plan. It was a pick axe. I swung at her, but she zipped past my guard

"That the best you got freak?!" she asked, slamming her hooves into my gut faster than I could register it, and before I knew it I was out, freaking, cold!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Nate's POV

      I too was awaking, like the others, in a completely random location. Mine just so happened to be a bakery of sorts, though I couldn't smell it........

OH GOD I CAN’T SMELL!

I reached for my nose to see if it was there but my hand was stopped by the visor on my....helmet....never had one of these looks just like......Master Chief’s......

AWESOME!

Just so you know, I'm around Kyle's height, no glasses, and I'm blonde while he has just a little fuzz of brown.

      I decided, after getting over my helmet and armor problem, to try and figure out what the heck was going on! I rose to my feet, my armor weighing seemingly nothing, looked around and found: an assault rifle, a pistol, two frags and two plasma grenades lined up in front of me. So I did the only rational thing…I picked them up and placed the pistol on my side, the grenades on my belt and kept my hands on the assault rifle.

      "Hiya!" screamed a very energetic female voice.

I spun around to find myself face to face with a pink....talking....pony. At that point the crazy knocked me out.

~~~~~~~~~~~Jacob's POV

      That's the last time I do an all-night gaming session with Gage, ‘cause the first time I let in, and played with him this happens:

A southern stereotype....pony was looking at me like I was some sort of freak....which I returned adamantly.

"AHHHHHHHH!" we screamed at the same time, and I turned and ran the chain mail armor I so happened to be wearing wasn't helping, neither was all my fat.

My short brown hair before long was stuck to my forehead with sweat so I had to stop, and catch my breath.

I looked around seeing apple tree upon Apple tree and, as if on cue, my stomach grumbled.

"Oh, I just have to be hungry now!" I scolded myself grabbing an apple, and biting into it.

It was the best apple EVER! After one I found myself sitting amongst the trees making gargling noises as I slipped into unconsciousness.

Chapter 2

Town Square 45 minutes after arrival

      I awoke again.....with another headache, and again my cyborg heart shortly fixed whatever was wrong with me in around thirty seconds.

     IT’S A NEW ACADEMY RECORD!

     Back on topic: I groaned in annoyance over the fact that I awoke....on the exact same floor I was lying on before but, this time, I wasn't alone. On my right was a kid, roughly my age, he was rather lanky and had on a pair of glasses. An Escape Plan sat to his right and, even though his head was slumped, over his soldier helmet stayed on firm. I knew this was Kyle.

      To my left was a kid sized Master Chief, I would've had no idea who he was unless my pip-boy hadn't pointed it out as Nathan. To Nathan's left was a rather large kid in a set of chain mail armor with a large halberd at his side, this was Jacob. I groaned a bit as I arose from the ground only to be stopped by a purple chain....thingie? Well, it's not the weirdest thing I've ever seen so I just rolled with it.

      "Hey, who ever put these chains here, could you put them away? Please?" I shouted at no one in particular, but instead of being greeted with some guy in cool armor it was.....TWILIGHT SPARKLE! "Oh....mah.......GAWD ITS A PONY!" I shouted my pip-boy making the squee sound as if on cue.

      "Yes I am a pony. Sorry about the frying pan by the way...you just caught me off guard. As for the chains, just a safety precaution." said Twilight "I will lift them if you can prove you’re not dangerous to the citizens."

     "Seems legit." I responded "So how can we prove we’re protagonists?"

     I was prepared to do anything, for theses chains were really freaking uncomfortable.

       "First off tell, me your names and why you’re here." said Twilight Sparkle levitating a notebook in front of her.

     I cleared my throat.

      "My name is...." I didn't want to give my real name so I improvised "Courier six as for why I'm here....I have no fu**ing clue." I crossed my arms, and leaned up against the little porch thing in front of the town hall. It was as far as I could go being chained down and all.

      "So you’re a courier?"

      I nodded

     "What about your friends?"

     "Lemme see...." I decided to start with Nathan "That one in the suit of space armor is Master Chief he is a spartan marine in the UNSC."

     If he blows his cover I'm gonna flip!

"So he's a soldier? Is he, like, a sort of captain?" asked the mare scribbling in her notebook.

      "Well yeah, sort of." I answered causing her to squee.

      "He's just like my brother! Now how about your friend in the chainmail." she flipped to a new page in her note book, and dipped her quill in her ink well.

      "He's one of the undead...the chosen undead to be correct." I answered "He doesn't have a name, but I call him Jacob." I looked at my pip-boy out of boredom "The last one is Soldier.....that's his name by the way."

      She mumbled something before asking us to introduce ourselves.

      "I can tell you all of our stories, but that would take weeks so I'll tell you mine." I told her shifting the magic chains a bit trying to get more comfortable then I told her my character’s story. When I finished she just sat there mouth wide open as her eyes in surprise.

      "So you just, kill things! Just like that, without a second thought?"

      "Yep you gotta to survive in the Mojave Wastelands." I said keeping up my facade of being a courier.

      She just shook her head a bit obviously not comprehending what I just said

      "Relax I only kill something if it attacks me first." I warned/told the alicorn.

      "Noted" she said putting away her notebook, "Now it's not my choice at this point to set you free.....it's Princess Celestias." I face palmed.

      "Seriously? I've done nothing wrong, and I'm being treated like a fu**ing Leigonare!" I shouted in outrage causing her to flinch.

      That was odd I was usually not that quick to anger....I don't even have the hot blooded perk! I was absolutely angry I wanted to blow up this entire town! But I didn't.

      "Why don't you just turn off the magic chains, let me and my buds just leave? It's not like we'd be much danger." that was...a fu**ing lie, but I wanted to be free.

      Twilight looked a bit conflicted obviously agreeing that it was unfair to treat me as a criminal when I'd done no wrong, but also wanted to follow her teacher’s rules. Luckily I found my own way out, a Pulse grenade. I managed to find one in my Pip-boy while she was jotting down shiz in her book so I just pulled the pin and rolled it over to a stake made of magic were all the chains met. It went off releasing a wave of energy that almost completely blocked her magic flow thus killing the spell, freeing me and my friends, who were woken up by the grenade.

        "KIIIILLLLL!" yelled Kyle grabbing his Escape Plan, and jumping to his feet only to see Twilight unconscious and me equipping a Hunting Rifle.

      "Good, you’re awake. Get the others, we’re heading out!" I decreed, and not even twenty minutes later we made it to the Everfree forest "Welcome to the one most dangerous place in Equestria!" I announced before trudging in.