Achievement Hunter in Equestria: JT Hailstorm Edition

As Luna got back she went to her room and went to sleep. This day has been the most stressful day…with her having to raise the sun and dealing with humans. Sleep needed to come to her, so she may carryout her duties at night. Her last thought was that she knows the advisors will keep Geoff in line.

Meanwhile in the throne room, a rather intoxicated Geoff is listening to a few disputes so he may make judgment on each case. Secretly he takes a swig of the bottle he smuggled out of the chamber.

“…and that’s my side of the story.” The earth pony said. Geoff looked at the pony in confusion cause he’s never been good at listening to people especially when it comes to people complaining to him. He thought for awhile then agreed on a decision.

“I am in favor of the hard working one.” Geoff said. The earth pony smiled at the pegasus then stuck his tongue out.

“But you’re majesty…how do you determine hard work?” The pegasus said.

“Okay then I am in favor of the earth pony, is that a clarified answer for you?” Geoff asked.

“Yes your highness.” The pegasus said. The two left, the pegasus pony with his head down and the earth pony with his head held high. Geoff took another quick swig. He fears the advisors know he’s drinking but they won’t say anything.

“Your royal highness, the next case is between…” The Guard announced. Two ponies walked in both scowling at each other. He was about to ignore them when he recognized Kerry and the other pony was an earth pony named Octavia Melody.

“Kerry?” Geoff asked.

“Hi Ge-I mean Princess.” Kerry said.

“What’s the problem?” Geoff asked.

“This stallion broke my cello. I was in Ponyville to do a performance but this stallion broke my cello.” Octavia said.

“Hey it was an accident.” Kerry said.

“What’s your side of the story Kerry?” Geoff asked. He secretly took a swig from the bottle.

“Well it was shortly after we were talking to Princess Luna when I was headed back to Sugar Cube Corner with Pinkie Pie, when I tripped and…” Kerry explained.

“Your face is the problem. I rule in favor of the plaintiff, Kerry must purchase a new cello for Octavia.” Geoff said.

“But I don’t have any money.” Kerry said.

“Yo momma don’t have no money either.” Geoff said.

“What?” Kerry asked.

“I demand a new cello for the plaintiff. Kerry is to be thrown in the dungeon until further notice.” Geoff said.

“Wait that’s not fair.” Kerry said.

“Your face isn’t fair.” Geoff said.

“What?” Kerry asked.

“What.” Geoff said.

“Well it’s fair for me.” Octavia said. The guards grabbed Kerry and dragged him off to the dungeon. Octavia was escorted out of the throne room. Geoff could feel the world moving and things got a little blurry. An advisor came in and stood before Geoff.

“Princess, the next thing on your agenda is another meeting.” The advisor said.

“Yay.” Geoff said. He got up and tried not to fall over or give himself away as being drunk. Even if he totally was, but the advisors haven’t caught on so he’s good. The Advisor escorted him to the meeting room where some professional blue suited ponies had their presentation set up.

Several hours pass and Geoff nearly falls asleep in the meeting. Finally he finished that bottle he was taking swigs from. After the meeting he excused himself to the bathroom. Then he took the walk down to the Chamber of Booze retrieved a bottle then sealed the chamber and actually used the bathroom.

Upon his return he was given several documents to sign and he did except with his own brand of humor. He signed each document with a picture of a dick, each one different than the other. The business ponies and the advisors didn’t find it as hilarious as Geoff did.

“Princess you need to be serious about this.” One of the business ponies said.

“Your face needs to be serious.” Geoff said.

“What?” The business pony said.

“Princess.” One of the Advisors said.

“What?” Geoff asked. Then he fell out of his chair and the bottle fell from his grasp. The closest advisor used his magic to levitate the bottle.

“Princess, what are you doing drinking this…this stuff?” The advisor said.

“You need to lighten up.” Geoff said.

“We’ll come back when the Princess is sober.” The business pony said. All of the business ponies packed up their presentation and left. Geoff continued to lie on the ground.

“I think we should let the Princess sober up for the rest of the day.” One of the Advisors said.

“Indeed. Have the guards help the Princess to her quarters.” Another Advisor said. The guards entered the room and helped Geoff up. They helped Geoff get to the room where he started off the day. When they knew he wasn’t in immediate danger they went outside of the room and one of them stayed guard.

Geoff fell on the bed then started thinking about his day. The day was rough, waking up in this world, instantly becoming a ruler, finding the Chamber of Booze, and sitting through boring stuff. This was different than ruling over the Achievement Hunter office. Then like that he passed out.