Welcome To Pony Vale

Pegasi fly overhead from places unknown and villages that may not exist, Welcome to Pony Vale.

Hello readers it’s Sea Salt here, unfortunately the Pony Vale Community Radio Station has heard about the council’s fear that electronic devices will take over again but I as your loyal reporter will perservere and still be bringing you the latest news every day via these mysterious documents that appear from nowhere, dictating it to my scribe.

The council would like me to read this notice. They will now be opening the library for everypony to use however the previous ban book laws still apply. Do not read, write, talk about or smell books.

Our top story, preparations in Pony Vale for the Summer Sun celebration are speeding along. A representative from Canterlot named Twilight Sprinkle sorry Sparkle; has been spotted spying on locals. Whether she has come to help with preparations or take us over in the name of Canterlot we are not quite sure but we are sure the celebration will be wonderful.

Just a reminder to all parents out there, in order for your child to be a productive member of Pony Vale they must have their cutie mark as this helps them focus their talents and be productive. So in an effort to tutor children all fillies and foals who turn 10 and do not have a cutie mark will be taken in the middle of the night and sent to a secret location in the Everfree forest for training. We apologies if this means parents have to cancel birthday parties, we know how hard it is to organise those especially at Sugar Cube Corner.

In other news the mail will not be delivered today as the mailmare has mysteriously vanished, the all-knowing voices have told us that she walked into a blue box and disappeared. The letters will be delivered tomorrow, after the council has gone through it of course.

Readers I have received an invitation to attend a “Welcome to Pony Vale” party held by our favourite baker Pinkie Pie, she states that every pony is invited so I hope to see you all at the Golden Oaks library this afternoon and be sure not to tell Twilight Sparkle as it is a surprise.

Back to the celebration preparations and the pony in charge of decorations a Miss Rarity, has informed reporters that they will be fabulous. I for one can’t wait to see how she tries to top last year’s Winter Wrap Up.

Local wild life correspondent Fluttershy has written in asking that we all remember that the snake that lives under your bed and watches you sleep contemplating how you taste; is not feeling well and needs to rest; She asks that you do all your loud partying outside.

Readers I have moved to the party at Golden Oaks I hope you are all here; we are currently hiding in the dark waiting for Twilight to arrive. I don’t think this many ponies hid in one room like this since last year’s cleaning day. While we wait for Twilight Sparkle I take you to the weather.

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The crowd at the party is quite large this is good considering that community participation is part of the councils’ “do not pay attention to us” program in an effort to have ponies be more social.

Ponies are reminded that the Summer Sun Celebration is tomorrow night and Mayor Mare, has made it illegal not to attend. Punishment for breaking this law will be a 50 bit fine public shaming and friend extraction. I for one don’t see why any pony would want to miss the best night of the summer, this year DJ Pon 3 will be providing the music, Pon 3 has said she would take requests from fans. Fans will be given a list of council approved songs to choose from and if all the songs run out we will do it again.

Ponies are contacting the station and apparently today’s mail along with mail from the next month has been delivered along with a muffin and a note reading "sorry".  Ponies are asked to hand in all mail from the future to make sure it has been properly censored, do not be late you will regret it.

Readers I hope you enjoyed the party, unfortunately  Twilight Sparkle left early, she has asked to speak to me as she has an important message which will explain why she left the party 4 hours early.

"Good evening Pony Vale my name is Twilight personal student of our flawless and all-knowing Princess Celestia. I have come here to try and stop the return of Nightmare Moon, I have read a prophecy that states; "she will return on the longest night of the thousandth year" which is tomorrow night AND NO PONY WILL LISTEN TO ME!"

Now, as we all pretend not to know, Canterlot has thousands of prophecies, most will not come true but just in case tomorrow is the final day I suggest that you spend it with friends and family, enjoy the day as if it was your last.

Good Night Pony Vale Good Night.