I go to Equestria

Well once upon a time I fell down a hole and woke up in a poo factory. Why is there a poo factory, well in the place I landed toilet exist but no one has any bodily functions. However at the time I didn't know This, all I knew was that I was fucking pissed of because I had landed face first into a vat of shit.

"YOU'VE GIT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME, IM FUCKING COVERED IN SHIT WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGguuuuuuurgle" I scream with the fury of a berskerker however my man cries were cut off when the shit slid down my face into my readily open mouth.

The sounds of pained throwing up and crying fills the air.

After I've finished regurgitating my goddamned bowels I take a few seconds to look around the room, I notice something real strange. Everything is cartoonish and technicolor, but the most fucked up thing is the fact that I'm COVERED IN FUCKING FUR not to mention IM NAKED.

I try to calm down as best I can, after all I don't know any doctors here that's if there are even any,

"Don't have a stroke don't have a stroke don't have a stroke if you have a fucking stroke I fucking swear to god I will..." I repeat to myself.

I look around for a exit being physically disgusted by the smell of the shit still left in my uh... Fur?

All the time I'm walking I hear this fucking annoying noise, like there's a fucking horse or some shit stalking me.

"Oh shit I have fucking hooves, that's annoying as shit" I realise.

I have been stumbling around for like an hour when I finally see an exit, oh sweet merciful Jesus.

I run almost spastically through the opening, the fucking ultra bright sun burns my goddamned retinas.

I scream like a fucking baby when I see this this... Thing.

It's standing on two legs, buts it's like furry and it's face looks like some furry hentai thing, come to think he looks completely like a fucking furry or anthro or whatever.

He has like a dick and balls or something on his ass cheek.

"Oi weirdo with the dick on your butt cone over here would ya" I yell.

Sure enough the gross anthro thing wanders over to me.

"What the fuck are you, you look gross" I spit

"Whaddya mean eh, we look exactly the same eh." His accent made think of stereotypical Canadian.

"No I'm a fucking HUMAN I have skin, not fur. HUMAN" I sorta growl sorta cry.

"Ooh good one, humans are myths everyone know that eh. I gotta go nice at me meet, oh I never got ya name" the canada man says.

"My name is Max goddamit" I say with what appears to be a chunk of poo in my mouth.

"Excuse me please I have to throw up again" I throw up all over canada mans feet... Uh hooves.

I see him offering me donuts and then I black out, from all the throwing up.

I wake up in a hospital, phew I just had a fall hit my head.

"I am not In pony world, I am not in pony world, I AM NOT IN PONY WORLD" the last repeat I yelled.

I lift my left arm and I see it's still furry, I lift my right arm it's still furry.

My feet are hooves still.

Shit.

I sit there waiting for like an hour till some dumb fucking nurse slut decides to do her job and check on me. The second she walks in I feel a strange feeling in my loins.

She is dressed in what appears to be a holloween nurse costume, like ya know the short tight ones with the stovkings, yeah she's wearing that. Not to mention her anthro boobs are fucking HUGE.

I take a peek at my pecker, 'Cept it ain't a pecker anymore.

I start to hyperventilate when I see the size the size of my erect dick, fucking huge, however I am shit scared because I do not want to be seen by a super hot chick with a full on boner.

I grab my pillows and try to cover it, but I doesn't work it's that's fucking big. The nurse chick walk over to me and I can see she's wearing red stiletto heels.

More blood to my flesh stick.

"Now now you don't need to cover it, let me see it" she says with the sexiest husk in voice.

I oblige, when your me and a hot chick actually asks to see your dick you fucking show her what you got.

She moves towards spit and gives the top a lick, it feels amazing, she plunges the whole thing down her throat, she takes half of it in without any effort.

Here I am sitting there with jaw fucking on the floor some super hot nurse I guess giving me the best gob I've ever had, and I didn't even pay for it. I'm fucking lucky today.

Suck, suck suck, shluurp my wet cock glistens.

She climbs up on the bed lifts her tight dress and let's my man staff plunge into dripping wet pussy.

She is humping me faster than "humanly" possible and my dick betrays me. My load literally inflates her a little.

She jumps of dick and then get this she sits on my fucking face and tells me to lick the jizz out if her. I fucking oblige and I clean that pussy better than it's ever been cleaned, my own cum is plastered to my face and I've got quite the mouthful in my mouth.

"Swallow it" she says with just the right amount of dominance.

Once again I oblige, hmm tastes different go human cum.

"Come on let's get you cleaned up sweetie" she says in that sweet nurse voice.

We walk to the showers, I'm naked but I'm not even remotely ashamed.

I just fucked a smoking hot nurse, didn't even lift a finger.

I think I'm gonna like it here.