Now the Wheat Made's tale isn't quite as nice
As the story we knew of Oatmeal and Rice (And I said oatmeal? Are you crazy? Crazy? Crazy?), but Wheat Made's tasty once you get to try it
With the help of the power of a combustible lemon, Let's delve deeper into Wheat Made philosophy
Far beyond that of Will Wheaton's Chronology
It's easy to misjudge that grotesque viscosity
With it's alluring odeur and physical stability, But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Will Wheaton's being Wheat Made's Impressibility
, How, you ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility
, In the Wheat Made Factory, where your whole grain horrors come true
In the Wheat Made, where not a single soul gets through
