Trixie's College Days

by The Captain

Meet Th' Super Duper Professers

Previous Chapter

Three days after getting hammered, both Twilight and Trixie have been waiting for a meeting with their teachers. But first, they have a get together with each of their friends.

In the Canterlot Palace Gardens, Trixie is Trotting along on this beautiful day with her friend Applejack.

"Ah wish that th' gardens had more apple trees. Ah know that ah grew up 'round em, but would it kill Celestia t' put some Apple trees down. If mah brother was 'ere he'd probably 'gree with me 'nd say ‘Eeyup’." Applejack complained and Trixie laughed at here friends wants.

"If any of this were for more than just exotic creatures that cannot be found in Equestria, I'm sure that she would have an entire field devoted to apple trees. I could be wrong though." Trixie says while wandering to a bench and sitting on it and Applejack following close behind.

Applejack sits next to her and speaks up,"Ah don' wanna talk 'bout this 'ny more. It makes me homesick. Let's talk 'bout what yer gonna do when yah get to th' university. 'Re yah gonna meet yer professers* 'ny time soon? Or meet 'em when yer on yer first day?"

Trixie thought for a moment and then said, "I'm debating on whether or not I want to go with or without my parents. I know my father will do all he can in his power to embarrass me, but my mother knows how to stop him every now and again. I don't know. If I do, hopefully this will be one of the times that she stops dad. If not, I will not know if these professors are good. That is one reason why my father embarrassed me in front of my academy teachers and if they laughed, they were ones that had both a good sense of humor and very good teachers. He has never been wrong yet."

Applejack snickered because she already knew the answer, "Ah think that ya already have th' answer yer lookin' fer."

Trixie thought for another moment and face-hoofed, "It was that simple?...I AM A DUMBPLOT!!!!! " She yelled and some of the royal guards looked at her and went back to post.

"Now, Now. Ya don' need ta git all wound up on some little missed thought. Ah mean seriously, you didn't need t' use foul language." Applejack said with a disapproved look and then laughed a bit.

"Alright, I guess your right. But I’m going to go through this experience on my own. Well, I'll ask them if they want to come with me. Goodbye Applejack, I'll catch you later." Trixie said as she was leaving the park and trotted towards her home.

Back at the Black Cello for more time with Octavia, Twilight was having a conversation with Octavia and Rarity about what had happened three days ago. Each word Octavia says she starts to laugh more, and Twilight and Rarity's faces go from the natural coat color to apple red.

"And then, once you got to your third drink, you twilight started to walk up on the stage and started to yell 'Let's get this party started. DJ, Turn on some DJ Pon-3 and just to get Octavia in the mood. Rarity you should hop on up her and shake that flank off. Everypony, this is my new friend Rarity. She is the most awesomest pony I have ever known!' Awww man that was awesome. I didn't think you were a lightweight Twilight, you either Rarity." Octavia snickered over the dinner from a couple days ago.

"No way I have said any of that, I have more control than that. I am NOT a Lightweight. I'm not sure about Rarity though." Twilight debated and pointed a hoof toward Rarity. "Rarity, are you one or not?"

"I-I am not sure if I am, but I'm taking Octavia's word for it. I am a lightweight. I have to face the facts." Rarity admitted defeat and looked down in shame.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH," Octavia laughed in both a winning expression and an overlord manner. "The Melody is always right. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Hey Octy, what's so funny? And why wasn't invited to the restaurant last night?", Said a White mare with an Electric blue mane and purple sunglasses.

Octavia looked to the door and saw her filly friend, Vinyl Scratch, trotting inside. Vinyl came over to Octavia and said, "Hey Octy, Guess what?" Vinyl raised her hoof and booped Octavia on the nose, "Boop. Heh heh."

Octavia facehoofed. "Ugh. Twilight, Rarity, This is my filly friend Vinyl." Octavia turns and nuzzles Vinyl's muzzle. "You annoy me Vinyl, yes, But I love you anyway."

"You gotta love me, if you didn't then who would make you have some sweet, sweet scr-mrph!" Vinyl said as Octavia throwing her hoof in her muzzle.

"Vinyl, we have talked about this, we do NOT talk about our sex life in public. Now please, if you are done, introduce yourself to my friends here." Octavia takes her hoof out and points it to Rarity and Twilight.

"Sup, i'm DJ Pon-3, my friends and Octy call me Vinyl or DJ." She extends her right hoof in order to shake with one.

Twilight speaks up first, "Hello Vinyl, I'm Twilight Sparkle. I'm pleasured to make your friend." She extends her hoof and shakes with Vinyl and she shakes back.

Rarity comes forth and introduces herself, "Hello, Miss Scratch, I am Rarity. Lead fashion designer and creator of Octavia's bow tie. Pleasure to become your acquaintance." She extends her hoof and Vinyl retracts hers and frowns.

"Shame, I was hoping to make another friend. But instead, I've gained an acquaintance." Rarity drops her smile and starts to feel a cold shoulder from Vinyl.

"Psych, hahahhahaha! Man Octy, why do all of your friends fall for that one? Loosen up kid I'm messing with ya!" She smiles and shakes her hoof with a welcoming smile and Rarity smiles back.

“So youngsters, your both going to the university, huh? I was asked to go there, but as you can see I chose to go to Manehattan. I probably would have done better than her," she points at Octavia, "If I went to the University of magic.” Vinyl says and as a result Octavia punched Vinyl’s back.

“What? I was kidding, nopony could ever replace you. Your the one and only for this mare, and that’s a simple fact.” Octavia smiled and rubbed her back.

“If I may interject here, does anypony know what time it is?” Twilight interjects. All other mares look to the old clock. “It’s, 2:45 pm. Darling.” Rarity says.

“Oh no, nononononono! I have to go home and get Cadence to go to the Orientation to the professors. It was nice to meet you Vinyl, and goodbye Tavi.” Twilight gallops out the door home.

“She’s a fun mare, Octy you need to invite her to our next li-” Vinyl is stopped by another hoof from Octavia. “Will you shut up, she has a crush on me when she’s drunk, I don’t want her to have fun with us and Lyra and Bon Bon. And you really need to clean your mouth too, its as if their had been hooves in it.” Octavia snickers.

The DJ rolls her eyes. Rarity sighed and left.

5:00 Trixie, University of Magic

Teacher One: Professor Lefit

Class: One

Field of Study: Advanced Levitation

Point of Origin: Prance then Manehattan

“Hello Miss, let me see here, Miss Lulamoon. I am your first Professor of the day, Levi Lefit.” Prof. Lefit bows. “I see you were top of your class at Princess Luna’s Academy for Gifted Unicorns. Also that your very boastful about being top of your class, is this true?”

“Trixie? Boastful? Never. I happen to be the most intelligent unicorn in the academy’s history. I am also the most voted to be successful there. Did I mention that Princess Luna herself was there to greet me and invite me to a dinner? Along with being president of the alpha club five years in a row. I’d say I have good reason to boast if I ever did.”

Prof. Lefit is not amused, more of a feeling of proper manners and a high class productive pony, your basic prench pony. “Alright Miss Lulamoon, I will see you in one week.” With that, she trotted to her next student leaving Trixie standing there trying to find her next teacher.

Teacher Two: Professor Chrysalis

Class: Two

Field of Study: Shape-shifting

Point of Origin: Changeling hive south of Appleloosa

Trixie trotted up to her second professor, one that all were scared to go up too, Professor Chrysalis, former Queen of Changelings. Trixie’s boastfulness and courage surpassed all who passed the former Changeling Queen and spoke to her. “Hello, I’m your second class student, Trixie Lulamoon. You must be Professor Chrysalis,” Trixie extends a hoof, “Pleasure to meet you.” Prof. Chrysalis shook it and smiled. “It’s good to see that some ponies think that not all changelings are bad, anymore. I’m glad to have you in my class, you already seem like an intelligent and refined mare with your presence. I’ve heard great things about you. It will be an honor to teach one with such high intelligence and gifts. Might I add, you look very... Dashing with your mane in those colors I bet you would look better in a Wizard hat..” Her last words came out like silk and then she winked. Trixie uncomfortably spoke up. “U-uh, ahem, yes I do look forward to joining your class, and yes, I'm flattered and i do have a wizard hat. But now i will carry on to my next teacher and i’ll be sure to have a good day and you should, uh too?” She backs aways slowly with chrysalis watching her and licking her lips. Trixie gulps.

Teacher Three: Professor Newton

Class: Three

Field of Study: Physics and History of Magic

Point of Origin: Unknown

Trixie trotted around more and tried to find her next and final Professor. She was looking for a brown with a white mane stallion that seemed to be in his mid thirties to early forties. Tried as she must, she couldn’t find him. He found her. She was on her last checks to find him but she turned around and saw a stallion, he was right next to her and frightened her. “Oh, sorry miss, I just noticed you looking around and I was wondering what for. Was it because you discovered a way to use your magic without its aurora, or how to use levitation on ponies without anypony noticing? If so, please do tell me.” Trixie straightened her mane out and looked at the stallion. ‘He seems very observant, even though he is way off. Fits the description of the Professor. Could he be?’ Trixie stood up and looked at him. “Well, its fine. By any chance are you, Professor Newton? If so, why were you following me?” Trixie relaxed after her questions. “Yes, allow me to introduce myself.” He bows. “I am Professor Isaac Newton, Lead professor in Physics and history of magic. I was following you to see how your emotions change fairly fast from when you went to Professor Chrysalis to looking for me. It’s quite the amusement of my day, so far. Let me guess, your Trixie Lulamoon of Trottingham. You left there when you were accepted into Princess Luna’s Academy for Gifted Unicorns. Top of your class and President of the Alpha club for five years in a row.” Trixie was astonished. “How did you-” She was cut off by the professor. “For each of my students, I do research on them and while you were with Chrissy, I heard some of the conversation. See you on Monday.” He smiles and trots away. Trixie stares at him as he leaves. ‘What a peculiar pony.’ With that, she left waiting for Monday to come and on Sunday, her room assignment.


5:00 Twilight and Cadence

Teacher One: Professor Pie

Class:Two

Field of Study: Divination

Point of Origin: Rock Farm, then Ponyville

Twilight followed Cadence through the crowd to a pink earth pony. ‘Earth pony? There must be some kind of mistake. Why would there be an Earth pony here? Maybe she was lost?’ Twilight thought as the pink mare’s tail twitched. The mare hopped, skipped, and jumped over to Twilight moving her out of the way as a light bulb was dropped from the ceiling by a clumsy Grey Pegasus. “Sorry, I just don’t know what went wrong.” The Pegasus flew down and cleaned up the mess. “It’s fine, nopony was hurt.” the earth pony gasps. “Maybe we should throw a nopony was hurt party, what do you say?” She asks Twilight. “Um uh.” Cadence drew closer. “No need for that Professor Pie, this is Twilight Sparkle, she is your second class student. Twilight, this is Professor Pinkie Pie, she specializes in divination. From what you just experienced from her saving you from a light bulb, her body reacts before she does. She is the only one and for her class, you merely study her reactions.” Twilight sighed. “Hello Professor Pie i-” she was interrupted by pie. “uh uh, Just call me Pinkie Pie.” Twilight twitched and restarted. “Hello Pinkie pie, I’m Twilight Sparkle I’ll be in your second class. I hope to make this... Experience as interesting as it can. Even when the other students and I are studying you.” Cadence rolled her eyes with the amount of sarcasm used on that sentence. “Okey dokey lokey, see you on Monday.” Pinkie smiled with a squee and hopped away. “She defiantly is...” Twilight tried to think of a word. “Something is what I say, and she is a very nice pony otherwise.” Cadence implied and then forced a stare upon Twilight. “and if I ever hear that you make her sad or her hair go flat, you will be kicked out of this school faster than the speed of love.” Cadence's warm smile returned with a horrified Twilight nodding her head.

Teacher Two: Professor Newton

Class: Three

Field of Study: Physics and Magic History

Point of Origin: Unknown

"Now, your next professor is Prof. Newton. Brown unicorn, white mane." Cadence looked and mentioned characteristics.

"Handsome, elegant, full of life? I wouldn't say all that princess, but you certainly are a flatterer." Twilight jumped at the new voice.

"Hm? Oh professor you kidder, you need to stop doing that, its been what, ten years since you were hired and you still do this to the deans?"

He stepped back, "Well your not as fun as Chrysalis." he pouts.

"Um, excuse me! What are you both taking about and who are you?" Twilight tried not to be rude.

"Ah yes, professor, introduce yourself." Cadence backs down.

"Salutations! I am Professor Newton, physicist and leader in magic history. You must be Miss Twilight Sparkle, am I correct?"

She cleared her throat, "Nice to meet you professor. I am, indeed, Twilight Sparkle and I am in yo-" she had a brown hoof in her mouth.

"My third class of the day from 4:30 to 6:45 P.M. and are trying to major in magic history. You were president of the Alpha club as another pony I have was. Perfect grades from acceptance to graduation. Daughter of Night light and Twilight Velvet. Sister of the captain of the royal guard and soon to be sister-in-law to Princess Cadenza here."

“How did you-”

“She tells me everything, we are like bronies, but she is a mare so we are like brony and pegasister. No reference intended, that means you!” He looks at blank space.

“What are you looking at?” she and cadence looked around.

“Oh nothing, just saying hi to the people Lyra worships.” he waves a hoof.

Cadence facehoofs, “You are just as bad as her, now lets move on. Oh look, an anomaly around a blue unicorn”

He jerks his head around, “Where!?” he runs around

“That should keep him busy for awhile. Now lets go meet your final teacher”

Twilight nods, still pondering on this peculiar pony.

Teacher Three: Professor D’Wonka

Class: One

Field of study: Alchemy/Chemistry

Point of Origin: Las Pegasus

“Come one, Come all! For my latest discovery! I call it, Chocolate!” A yellow unicorn with a dirty blonde and a purple top-hat cutie mark, levitated little cubes of his invention to many ponies surrounding him.

“Mmm!” The crowd replied with the chocolate in there mouths.

Twilight saw the floating brown cube and tried it. Immediately, her eyes went wide and smiled. “Oh my Celestia this is Delicious!” She grabbed more with her magic, shoving one cube in her mouth at a time.

“Hmhm! I see D’Wonka has made, yet another delicious creation. Twilight, this wonderful stall- Twilight?” Cadence stared at Twilight. She was jumping up and down eating more and more chocolate. “THISSTUFFISSOWONDERFUL! THEYNEEDTOPUTTHISONTHEMARKETANDOTHERPPLACESANDINMYSTOMACH!”

Cadence facehoofed and smiled. “Calm down, Twilight. Once you meet Professor D’Wonka, you may eat more.”

Twilight nodded vigorously and used her magic to teleport the cubes to her bedroom.

Cadence stepped up to clear the crowd, confronting D’Wonka.

He glanced at her. “Well, hello Princess Cadence! What can I do for you on this fine evening? Care for some Chocolate?” He smiled and presented a platter of chocolate to her.

“No, I’m fine D’Wonka. Thank you for the offer, but what I need to talk to you about is my soon-to-be sister-in-law, Twilight Sparkle. Twilight, please come here.” she waited. “Any moment now....” No Twilight yet. “Any second... Ugh! TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!!”

Twilight was stuffing her face with the chocolate.

D’Wonka broke out a large grin. “I’m guessing my largest consumer is your soon-to-be sister-in-law? I can tell you, I like her already!”

He used a chocolate cube and baited her to the meeting. “I got you a chocolate!” He raises it from her and drops it repeatedly until she is with the party of two.

She stops at the group sitting obediently.

“Good girl, who wants another?” He gives her another and she jumps up and eats it.

Cadence gave a shrug to D’Wonka’s smug grin.

“Now, we are all here. Twilight, this is Professor Willy D’Wonka! My favorite, and the best inventor of sweets in all of Equestria!”

“Now now Cadence, you flatter me. I’m just a regular ol’ unicorn. Nothing special other than a special talent for chemicals and compounds. Nothing much.”

“And a taste for food I wish to marry!” Twilight rubbed against him, smelling for more chocolate.

“Alright, alright, but still. I will see you then and let you catch up with your other students. Come along, Twilight.” She levitated Twilight out of the building.

“Calm down twilight, I will get you more. On Monday.” Twilight whimpered and stopped struggling.


Author's Note

Ah, Nothing like making people wait for a chapter and feeling bad while waiting for inspiration.
Total of facehoofs so far: Tell me, Too lazy to count
Total # of Hooves in mouths: Tell me again
Judge me, Please! I DONT LIKE NOT KNOWING!
And Best of all, This is the end of the beginning of the beginning. What will I Do Next?
One More Thing: If you don't really grasp what's at hold, let me break it down for you
1. Trixie and Applejack decide on whether or not to go it alone for the meeting/open house thing
2. Twilight ties up ends with Tavi and Rarity

2.5. Twilight and Rarity meet Vinyl Scratch
3. Trixie Meets her professors

3.15987. Queen Chrysalis May like trixie
4. Twilight and Cadence meet Twilight's Professors

4.798 Twilight Loves Chocolate
Professors, Gotta love 'em!
One more thing: All professors will have their own back-story, Just you wait.
One more thing: This one is pointless but, when I typed One more thing, I hear Uncle's voice from the old show, Jackie Chan Adventures.