Equestrian Road Trip
Chapter 3: Meeting Peop-Ponies?
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As Luke and Chris got to the top of the stairs they could hear voices coming from the other side of the door leading to the main room of the library, Where they were pretty sure Twilight was at, most likely Twilight's 'friends' were sitting in the main room waiting for the strange creatures from before. "What do you think they're like?" Chris asked Luke as Luke reached for the door handle.
"I don't know, but if they're anything like Twilight than I think we're gonna like it here. Unless you know there's that one person who is just stuck up and preppy, and a total bitch, but i doubt that's gonna happen. Luke later regrets saying those words. "Ready to go?" Luke asked getting a nod of confirmation from Chris. "All right then let's go." Luke finished as he opened the door to reveal the same six little ponies that had knocked them out before. There was a pink earth mare with in even darker pink mane and tail bouncing in the corner saying something about pancakes to a book, in the corner hiding behind a red velvet couch was a butter yellow Pegasus mare with her mane and tail being bright pink, but upon eye contact she ducked behind the couch making her flank pop out over the top of the couch resulting in a chuckle from the two humans.
Sitting in the same couch that the shy Pegasus was hiding behind was a marshmallow white unicorn mare, with an elegant purple mane and tail that seemed like it took hours to prepare and she sat with the elegance of a royal member of queen Elizabeth. But upon eye contact with her, she stuck her nose up with a silent 'hmm'. "Psst Hey Chris," Luke said getting the attention of Chris. "Ten bucks says that the white one on the couch is the bitch of the group." Luke whispered to Chris who just smiled and gave a small 'Deal'. Next was a rainbow Pegasus mare that was hovering in the air and giving the humans an evil stare that made Luke unconsciously rub the side of his head where a bump started to form. The last pony in the room was an orange earth mare that had golden hair that reminded Chris of Luke's hair if he let it grow out some more.
"So this is it huh?" Chris said as he stuck his hands on his sides and looked at the small ponies with a smile. "Hmm I was expecting more. Ah well take what ya can right?" He threw his arm out to the orange pony "Names Chris, nice to meet yo-" Chris stopped mid sentence when he recognized the orange mare he was just talking to.
"Ya okay there Sugarcube? Ya went awfly quite there real quick. Well I'm sure your fine, My names-" Before she could finish her sentence Chris lunged at the orange mare "What In Tarnation!?" She yelled as she was dragged down by the force and weight of the human that just slammed into her like BigMac trying to run from Ponyville during spring. (Hope people get this)
"Quick everyone run! I have the psychopath in custody! Go now before she gets free and kills us al-" There was a loud crashing noise as everybody, including Luke, cringed as Chris slumped to the ground groaning in pain, as Twilight stood above him holding a heavy looking piece of wood. "AHHHHH What The Hell Twilight!?" Chris screamed as he rolled over to face Twilight with his hands on the back of his head on the verge of tears.
"First of all, Language." Twilight said with a bit of venom in her face that made Chris gulp. "Second of all i don't really appreciate the fact that you just launched yourself at AppleJack, one of my closest friends." Twilight finished with a nod towards the orange mare, now known as AppleJack, picking herself up off the ground.
"Twern't nutin Twi, he has a bit right to be a bit weary around me after ah clocked him earlier. ahm sorry bout that by the way." AppleJack said extending her hoof to the human still holding his head in pain. "Can ya forgive me?" She said putting on a small puppy dog face.
Chris reached over and grabbed her hoof and let her pull him up, with help of course. "Ya I guess I could forgive ya. Besides it didn't hurt that much to begin with." Chris said getting a shocked look from Applejack who started to squeeze his hand.
"Are ya calling me weak?" Applejack said in disbelief and began to squeeze harder. "Because nopony calls me weak. Not even mah big brother BigMac and he's three times mah size." She said in irritation.
Chris picked up on her irritation and decided to push his luck a bit as he grew a malicious grin. "Oh no not at all, I'm just saying that it could have been a more solid kick is all." Chris said as he heard Applejack next to him grunt in effort as she began to squeeze with all her might on the humans hand, who in turn didn't even flinch from the pressure. "If I were you I'd give up now before you hurt yourself." Chris said with a growing smile. AppleJack let go of his hand with a sigh of defeat and just sat on her haunches with her head hung low. She looked like she was about to cry so Chris walked up to her and did something no one expected, he knelt down to be face to face to AppleJeck and spoke "Now I said it did't hurt but I'm pretty sure you just broke a few of my bones in my hand." Applejack shot her head up in shock and looked at Chris who was holding his hand in pain as he just smiled at her. "Haha got ya." He said with a laugh as he let go of his hand and it showed to be perfectly fine.
"Oh mah Celestia your an ass!" AppleJack said as she hit him in the arm multiple times with a smile and a few laughs escaping her lips. "K ah do'nt know bout the rest of ya'll," Applejack said turning her head back to her friends. "but I like him." she said with a giant smile.
"Well since you two seem to be really acquainted with each other now," Twilight said as she looked at Crhis and Applejack who were still talking and laughing. "let's introduce the rest of our friends agreed?" She said as she walked over to the side of the library that the rest of her friends were sitting at. She began with the white Unicorn. "This here is Rarity. She's the only pony in ponyville to own a clothing store. She is also the bearer for the element of generosity." Twilight said finishing off her introduction.
"Hello there you two it is a..... Pleasure ya lets go with that, to finally meet you." She said in her still snobbish like tone, as she attempted to not look at the two humans with a look of disgust, but in reality just made it look even worse. this just ticked off the two humans.
"Damn Luke, you were spot fucking on with that one, Looks like a owe ya ten bucks." Chris said from his newly acquired seat on the couch, getting a confused look from the mares.
"Ya damn right you do." Luke added, to the confusion of the mares even more. there was an awkward silence the reigned the library for a good five minutes.
"Oooookay than." Twilight said, breaking the silence of the room. "Moving on. Next we have Rainbow Dash." Twilight said as she walked towards the rainbow mare. "She is the only pony in Equestrian history to pull off a Sonic Rainboom, and the element of loyalty." Twilight said looking back to the spot where Rainbow was at, only to see an outline of rainbow made of dust and a rainbow trail going right past her.
"Hey there, yes i know I'm awesome and know that you know who I am. No I will not be giving out autograph's today, but come to town hall tomorrow and I'll give you guys a free show." Rainbow said as she started circling around the two humans, as if they should all ready be putty in her hands.
"Ummmm thanks? Maybe well come after we get used to the town and everything." Luke said trying to be smooth as Chris just sat there, deadpanned.
"All right cool. I'll see you guys later, I gotta go work the clouds today." Rainbow said as she flew out the library window.
"Sigh How many times do i have to tell her to use the window?" Twilight asked as she closed the window with her magic.
"Well she was certainly an interesting character huh?" Chris asked Luke who was still looking at the window Dash just flew out of.
"sure as long as you call egomaniacal as all hell interesting, than sure she was interesting." Luke said as he still stared out the window.
"All right than, next friend for you to meet is Fluttershy." Twilight announced earning a small 'Eep' from the little butter yellow Pegasus behind the couch, who was being dragged out to the open from Twilight's magic while she introduced her. "She is ponyvilles veterinarian, and is also the bearer for the element of kindness." She finished pulling Fluttershy all the way out from behind the couch
"O-oh n-no Twilight, I-I'm fine, I don't really think they want to meet me anyway." Fluttershy said still trying to run from Twilight's magic.
"What would make you say that?' Luke said walking over to the little Pegasus very light footed, speaking in a very soft voice, but still gaining a quite 'Eep' from her again. "Now I know that me and him are big and scary but we are actually really nice." Luke said sitting down cross legged in front of Fluttershy becoming the same size as her. "Now if you're sacred of us you don't have to worry. We wont hurt you." Luke's talk got her to relax a considerable amount and she was sitting in front of him now. "Now I can't Promise you that he's safe." Luke said pointing to Chris.
"Hey I'm Not That Bad Am I!?" Chris asked from the couch in his defense, gaining some giggles from the mares.
"But We're fine. Okay?" Luke asked as he smiled at the shy Pegasus.
"Yes, thank you Luke." Fluttershy Responded Luke with a smile that also came with a small 'squee' and a small blush.
"Good." Luke Finished and headed back to the couch and sat next to Chris who was smiling.
"Charmer." Chris said to Luke who retaliated with an elbow to the ribs, gaining painful laughs from Luke.
"All right, you've all ready met and learned about me so introductions are not in order. Sigh But the next part is the worst. I'd like to introduce you to Pin-" Twilight got cut off by a pink blur popping up in front of her and talking at speeds that Luke and Chris thought weren't possible.
"Hiya I'm Pinkie Pie I'm the party planner for ponnyville, the bearer for the element of laughter, and most importantly the vice-vice chef at the SugerCubeCorner bakery well I'd be the head chef if mr. and mrs. cake weren't here but since they are I'm only vice-vice chef but any way I can't wait to throw you a 'welcome to ponyville' party at SugerCubeCorner GASP now that I think about it I need to get things prepaired for the party tonight." Pinkie said bursting out the doors of the library and running down the street at super sonic speeds that even baffled Rainbow Dash, and leaving Behind to very confused/amazed humans at the speed the little pink devil could work.
"What just happened?" Luke asked as Chris just sat there dumbfounded.
"Don't question it. Even I can't make sense of her. Just use the excuse we all do. Pinkie just being Pinkie."
"Whatever you say." Luke said still dumb struck. "So what do we do now?" Luke asked Twilight.
"What do you two say about a walk around town?" Twilight ask getting a set of 'ya's' from the other mare's.
"What ya say Chris?" Luke asked Chris who just shrugged. "All right than. Tour around town it is." Luke stated as he and Chris walked towards the door. "C'mon lets go." Luke said as he took his first step in Ponyville.
Author's Note
Hey guys DoVaShy here. I'm sorry about the late update and short chapter's. I couldn't wright yesterday cause it was my b-day but I got it done tonight. so here you are, I'm going to bed it's eleven thirty and I got school tomorrow thanks guys hope you enjoy.
