Ships are Sailing -

by LoneBlade

Rating: teen
Tags: Main 6, Nightmare Moon, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Romance, Sex, Tragedy, Random, Princess Celestia, Dark
Length: 3427

Just a random bunch of ships and OTP's for every new chapter. Some will be sad, some will be comedy, we kinda wrote this at 3 am sooooooo yeah. Each new chapter is written by a different person. Lone or Sworn.

Just a random bunch of ships and OTP's for every new chapter. Some will be sad, some will be comedy, we kinda wrote this at 3 am sooooooo yeah. Each new chapter is written by a different person. Lone or Sworn. There are so many characters in this we couldn't out them all in the description but there will be almost every character In this fic. If you have any suggestions for future chapters please post in the comments!

Published 2014-05-03 14:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-02 21:35:04 UTC

Dislestia - Discord/Celestia

Dislestia

Never before in the 1000's of years I have lived, have I fallen in love. Probably out of fear, scared that as I lived on, forever immortal, my loved ones would die, leaving me behind it mourn them for the rest of my life. For the rest of eternity. But sometimes, luck comes out to play, and decides to shine on me. But just as Luck would have it, I fell in love. Most people would except me to be happy, but they aren't in love with Discord.

"Celestia!! Oh Celestia!!" Chimed Discord. Why him? Why did I have to fall in love with him? I would've taken Sombra over him! Or Flash Century, or even Shining Armour! And he's already married!

"Yes, Discord?" I asked trying to mask my blush. As soon as Discord noticed my affections towards him had softened he hasn't left me alone! Constantly bring chocolate and fairy floss, pink roses - they were my favorite. I didn't know how he knew, but he did -, and he even "hired" a mariachi band from Saddle Arabia and by "hired" I mean kidnapped. It was sweet but very annoying and I couldn't help but loving it.

"Come on Tia, I know you love me" he accused, floating outside my window, holding yet another bouquet of roses, white this time. I composed myself, trying to hide my emotions, I don't know how Luna did it has a filly.

"Thank you for the flowers Discord. I'll put them in the cupboard with all the others" I said, carrying the bouquet in my magic and teleporting to my room, readying my magic to catch all the flowers that would come falling out. 3...........2............1....... I quickly pulled open the doors with my magic, but no flowers came out, instead Discord stood, mariachi band behind me and they started singing

"Love is in the air!!
Everywhere I look around!
Love is in the air!!
Even Chaos won't shut it dow-"

I quickly slammed the doors as soon as I got over the initial shock of having DISCORD in my BEDROOM CLOSET. How could I love this man? I must be more kinky than I thought....

I had the Royal Guards doubled just to make sure I didn't see Discord. What would Canterlot, Twilight, my Sister - think about this if they found out! I was like some lovestruck school girl! Avoiding the pony who I loved and thinking about them every second of the day!

Finally, after hours of avoiding, pretending and pacing, it was time to lower the sun and make way for my sisters Moon. I walked out to my balcony and flew off the edge, making my way to the tallest point of Canterlot Castle, where Princess Luna was waiting. The smaller blue alicorn acknowledged me with a small nod

"Sister, are you ready?" Inquired the Night Princess. I was still furious - and overjoyed about today - and didn't trust myself to speak so I simply nodded as Luna first had to me. I took my place beside Luna, raising my head as my horn started to glow, bidding the sun to set. When the sun was just able to be seen over the rolling hills of Ponyville in the distance, Luna raised her head, her purplish magic pulling the moon into view. Finally, the sun was gone, signaling the end of my day, and Equestria's. I nodded goodbye and goodnight to my sister as I flew off to my room. Oh how I hoped that another pony needed help in their dreams. Every night Discord had appeared in my dreams, they were more like nightmares now, although occasionally fantasies.

'ARGH' I thought 'Why is the LORD OF CHAOS consuming all my thoughts? WHY am I in love with HIM?' I stood up and paced around my chambers, despite this of an late hour. I had to have an excuse not to love Discord. But who would love Discord aside from me? And even then, I wasn't myself, I don't know why I love him. Who loves Discord of all the hideous creatur-. Fluttershy, Fluttershy is the answer, it's obvious her and Discord have a bond. I jumped onto my bed, having lost some of my stress about this matter.

As I reached my dream world even more stress was taken away as there was no Draconequus or chaotic world awaiting me. I sighed in relief, I then spotted something rather odd, in my dreamworld, a land of sun and life, there was an extremely dark shadow. Rather curious of this I crept over to the spot of shadows only to see something worse than Discord.

"Hello, Sister" greeted Princess Luna

"L-Luna, what are you doing here? I'm not having a nightmare I don't need your help!" I exclaimed, scared that my mind would bring Discord into my world again.

"Well, Sister, it seems your on the verge of one. What is troubling you?" Inquired the Moon Princess.

My face a mask, not letting any emotion show, I simply answered "Nothing, I'm sure there's another pony who needs your help more than I"

My sister stood, her eyes a warning

"Alright then, I have been blocking your nightmare from showing itself. But I will stop if you don't tell me what is the matter" threatened the younger Alicorn.

‘I can't believe I'm losing in my own mind!’ I thought, getting madder at myself every second this dream went on. Composing myself - yet again - I looked Luna I'm the eyes and stated "I have nothing to hide"

I banished all thoughts of Discord from my mind, but, as it seems, my nightmare wasn't so much about Discord, but about me running from him - running from my love for him. Luna simply sat watching my nightmare unfold. In it I was running through the maze Discord had created back when he stole the Elements. Chasing me was myself. I finally find the door and ran through it, slamming the door behind me as soon as I passed its eaves. But the door kept moving, Discord pushing it open, holding more pink roses and followed by that same damn Mariachi band. After my magic started to falter, the door swung open and Discord took me in his arms, wiping away my sweat from exhaustion from holding the spell

"Ah my dear, you shouldn't over work yourself" he chides, leaning in and I, ME, PRINCESS CELESTIA, lean forward to meet his kiss. I watched in shock, my mouth agape as I watch the passionate embrace Discord held me in as our lips remained locked never parting even as we drew breath. Luna was either scarred or feeling merciful as the horrid vision disappeared. The blue alicorn rose and approached me.

"Well, Celestia, it seems your more kinky than I thought. Fantasizing about Discord" she said with a smirk.

"But it isn't me Sister! I'm going mad! Discord is a putrid creature of chaos and well, Discord!" I groaned. I can't believe I was fighting with my younger sister! We weren't fillies anymore!

"What will Twilight think of this, I wonder?" Asked Luna, talking to herself with a small smirk.

"NO! Ahem, I mean, Please Sister. I'm not myself, I am NOT in love with Discord!" I pleaded with her.

"Love dosen't lie, Celestia" said the blue alicorn as she walked off into the shadows of which she came.

I woke from my disturbed slumber. Why does Luna always intrude in my dreams? She of all people should respect having some personal space! She was stuck in the moon for 1000 years! Who could help me with this matter? I can't go to Twilight...Zecora! I'd heard Twilight mention her a few times, she lived at the heart of the Everfree Forest. I must go see her, was the only thought on my mind. I quickly raised the sun, not taking care as I usually do as I leapt off my balcony, flying until I could see the tangled mess of trees and vines below me. Once I reached what looked like the center I started my descent. I dodged vines and branches as I landed. But there was no hut in sight. I stood for a while trying to get a sense of orientation, when a clue wafted my way. The smell of cinnamon, mint and other herbs reached my nose, leading me towards the hut in which the zebra lived. ‘How does she live out here? With all the vines?’ I wondered ducking under yet another branch. ‘Well, I guess I am taller than most ponies so it is harder for me’ I told myself, trying to ignore how much noise I was making.

"Who is that I hear? Come into the light and make yourself clear!" A voice called, I stepped out into a clearing to find Zecora standing surrounded by pots and bowls. As soon as she noticed me she bowed asking "I am sorry for what I said before, maybe my words you can ignore?"

"Of, course, Zecora - is it? For I am seeking your help" I stated, at this the zebra looked quite confused.

"What is it you need Princess? For you see, I am but magicless" she pointed out

"For what I seek I do not need magick, I think I'm in love - with Discord"

"Ah, it is on the subject of love you seek, and you fear that if others know they will label you weak?"

"No - it's that, I never loved Discrd before now! And suddenly, he was all I was thinking about!"

"Well, is it tests you want me to run? Or brew a potion to make your thoughts of him none?"

"I guess a test would be good, thank you" I said following the zebra inside her hut, I ducked down to get inside the small door. The room inside was lit with candles and smelled of herbs.

"This is a leaf I need you to chew, It will say if your love is true" explained the zebra, handing over a pink heart shaped leaf, I took it in my mouth and started chewing. The taste was terrible but I didn't let that show, as I didn't want to offend the zebra,

"Now we wait for your color to change, then we can see if there is something strange" said the zebra sitting down. After a while, my stomach started to glow pink. "Aha now we can see what was the commotion, somepony was given you a love potion!" Stated the zebra

"DISCORD!" I yelled in anger at the god of chaos.

He suddenly appeared a burst of pink smoke filled the room, "Yes my love?"

Nightmare Moon/Luna

The setting is still on the moon, apart of her 1,000 year punishment. Nothing except for her and herself for company. Sanity is questionable.

“Why must we be in isolation for such along time?” I ask her.

“It is the price we must pay” She says through my mouth, her voice a little lower then mine, “For trying to show everyone the beauty of our night. But the sun shall always rule”

“But why isolation? Couldn’t we have a form of communication? It is driving us mad being alone”

“More so then we know. But she did this to us as a form of punishment. So words of what truly happened may not spread. I do not understand why she must insist of such a hard grip over the land”

“It is her way of controlling everyone”

She sighs. “Oh well. Come. There is something we must show us”

She walks us across the beautiful Lunar landscape. She guides our legs and steps, I guide our vision and where we look.

We gaze out over the oh so familiar craters and mountains. “If only they could see what we see” we say. We look up at the stars, at the friendly constellations winking at us. “If only we could have a companion”

“Look, over there” She says. “That blue box”

I turn our head to the direction she indicated. A blue police box is in the process of fading away, making a terrible screeching sound. We run towards it, shouting at it to wait.

It fully vanishes right as we arrive at it. “Now we are even imagining things to fill the emptiness” She comments. I mournfully agree with her.

“If we ever make it home, we must over throw the tyrant who enslaves us and them" she says.

"But she is our sister! Just as last time, I do not have the will power to fight. Tyrant she may be, but a sister she still is"

"We must show you how to use your power as she so does. Would we like us to take control for then?"

"You know my thoughts as well as I do"

We switch. I focus on making our legs carry us forward, she focuses on making she we arrive to our destination.

"We have something we wish to say" she says from my mouth.

I can tell the color of her thoughts, but not the thoughts themselves. "Yes?" I say in my voice.

"We must confess that we have been rather infatuated with us. The place we are leading us, we were hoping it to be our first date"

"We are flattered, and must also admit we have been harboring similar feelings for us as well"

"Do we accept?"

"We do"

"We are over joyed at such news! Perhaps this punishment shall be easier now"

We continue walking. We bask in each other's silent company, enjoying being so close to someone so special to us.

"We are almost there" she informs me.

"May we inquire where our destination is?"

"The most amazing place that can be found on this desolate rock"

A few minutes pass.

"Here we are" she says.

We sit down in awe of the view. A large but shallow hill sits before us. The blessed and cursed sun is rising in front of his, and the thin atmosphere reflects its red and golden sun.

Despite the raw amazement of the scene, a feeling of melancholy comes over me.

"What is bothering us?" My kindred spirit asks me.

A solitary tear escapes, and evaporates in the rarified atmosphere.
"There is no need for words. I know you pain" she says comfortingly.

"Ten years have passed" we chorus. "Only nine thousand nine hundred to go"

We lay on the ground, hugging ourselves.

"We hope we'll be a good companion for our banishment"

Author's Note

Well, this is the first one I, Lonepone, have done. I strayed a little into the sad Fic territory with this, so I'll see what you all think of it.

John/Chrysalis

"John, dear, these little pesks are starting to bother me" the Changeling Queen says to her betrothed.

John, an average Joe pony, walks into the room to see what his fiance is talking about. "The ponies?"

"Of course. Look at them. All happy. And sad. And angry. And having emotions. Its sickening"

"Come on, Chryssie. I know you have emotions hidden somewhere deep in that chitin of yours" Mike teases her.

"Puh-lease. You know what I am"

John walks up to her, and watches out the hotel window of the crowded market place below them. "Yes, my wife" he says with a coy grin. "And a Changeling. Anyways, don't you think it was nice of Celestia to do the honors for the wedding?"

"I would've preferred the alicorn who has power of love and all that jazz. For obvious reasons"

"Well, seeing as how you impersonated her, married her boyfriend, and the rumors are that you two already frickle-frackled, I'm not surprised she declined"

"Frickle-frackled? That's sub par, even for you John. What does it mean, and is it even a word?"

"You banged him. And it came out of my mouth, so its a word"

"I feed on love. Why wouldn't I bang him? After all, he just loved sticking his massive eshrektion in my-"

"Oh, Luna. Not with the Shrek puns again. I thought we went through this already?"

"Who's the emotionless one now?" She teases. "Anyways, if you can't appreciate my sense of humor, our relationship is ogre" she teases.

"Can't we let it have many layers? Like an onion?"

She laughs. Not her evil cackle, but a genuine nice laugh. "See? Now you're getting the hang of it"

"Whatever" he grins. "So what was that program that the princesses agreed to? To let the changelings become citizens and still feed off love?"

"The ultimate prostitutes" she says nonchalantly.

"What?!"

"Well, a pony feels the most love for another at the moment of climax. Don't go checking this fact, as this is completely not true I believe, and I'm only saying this to move the story along. So, for an amount of bits, one of my changelings will turn into the one pony you love romaticaly the most. You can have a special evening with them, and the whole time they feed. That bitch Twilight paid for a full evening, and the changeling became that hunk Shining Armour. God, the dick he had on him" she daydreams.

"Hey snap out of it" John says. "I know you're just trying to get a rise out of my, which will somehow reinforce my love of you, which will feed you"

"I can't help it. I'm hungry" she whines.

"I'm right here! How can you be hungry?"

"Love comes in many forms. The love you're giving off is like a potato chip"

"Are you comparing my love for you to a potato chip?!?! Its amazing, but doesn't last long? Coz let me tell you, I can last really long"

"No, that's not the point! You're feeding me potato chips, and I want a big juicy steak"

"I don't believe I follow"

She sighs. "I want a big piece of meat in my mouth. And then other places. God, I have spell every little thing out, don't I?"

"Oh" a second passes, and he fully realizes what she's saying. "Ooohhh. Alright" he shuts the shades. "Alright, but can you be the little innocent filly again? I really liked that"

She rolls her eyes. "You're such a fucking wierdo" with that, the green flames engulf her. When they dissipate, a filly Chrysalis is left in her place.

John rummages through a chest, and then finds what he's looking for. Some rope.

"Hey, Chryssie" he says as one would to a child "I have a really good game like tag. Wanna play?"

"Okay, Johnny" she says in a child's voice.

"I have to grasp your plot and run. If you catch me, I have to do something embarrassing, like kiss your flank"

"Sounds fun, Johnny Wohnny. Let's start!" She waggles her filly rear at him.

"Okay! Just to tell you, sometimes my pee-pee gets hard, [quick authors note: I have no fucking clue where this is coming from. I am legitimately creeping myself out] and its really uncomfortable for me"

"Oh noes! Is there anything I can do to help it?"

"Uh huh! It feels good if you kiss it, and lick it and stuff. You have to do it until it spits out the white happy goo"

"Okay! Let's play butt-tag now!"

John runs to filly Chryssie, and feels her up, and then takes two steps away. Chryssie catches up quickly.

She laughes a little kid laugh. "You have to kiss my butt now!" She turns around, and sticks her prosterier in the air, her legs spread apart. She's already pretty excited from the foreplay.

Mike leans in, ready to do more then just kiss it.

And that's it! Before I become a fucking pedophile.

Chryssie, now full size, lays on the bed. The sheets are damp, and have a musky smell. Her limbs are tied to the bed posts, forcing her into a completely
submissive pose.

Mike lays next to her. "So how was that big juicy steak?"

Author's Note

Well, with that chapter out there...

I, Lonepone, am looking for some people to roleplay and chat with. If you want to have some amazing roleplays, or ask me a burning question, message me on kik at lonepone13. I'm good with all the different genres of roleplaying, but I'm best in drama/romances and comedies. But yeah, if anyone wants to just up and MoThErFuCkInG chill with me, kik me.