The Sexualization of Pinkie Pie

One bright and shitty morning Pinkie Pie was shlicking the fuck out of herself all over Ponyville when suddenly she tripped over something on the ground. It was Big Mac's dildo. Pinkie pie decided that it would be a good thing to shove up her ass while watching human porn. She shoved the dildo up her ass and then she came out every hole in her body and her horn.

Then along came Pinkie's favorite alicorn friend, Applejack. Applejack used her penis to further insert the dildo into pinkie's ass hole, causing it to bleed uncontrollably. This turned on Applejack so much that she came out her wings and her horn. Then came (ejaculated) Twilight Sparkwhore. She was an earth pony and a whore. But she had a retractable dildo that stretched around the world 5 times.

Twilight Sparkwhore used her knife-shaped penis to poke a hole in the bottom of Big Mac's dildo which was still in Pinkie's ass and inserted her really long dildo into Big Mac's dildo, stretching Pinkie's ass so wide that blood sprayed out all over Applejack's vagina, which caused her to ejaculate really hard into her own horn. Twilight Sparkwhore's really long dildo went all the way through Pinkie Pie's body and out her mouth. The dildo went around the world 5 times and fucked everypony in the ass each time so everypony had the same dildo inside them 5 times at the same time. But what nopony knew was that the dildo had a time bomb inside of it set to explode on Christmas morning!