The Sexualization of Pinkie Pie

Everypony is dead except for Fuckershy. Fuckershy decided that it would be a fucking good fucking god damn shitty motherfucking god damn idea to fucking fuck her fucking self in the god damn shitty fucking mother fucking god damn fucking shitty fucking god damn fucking shitty fucking god damn fucking shitty fucking god damn fucking shitty fucking god damn fucking shitty fucking ass. So she fucking fucked herself in the ass with her vagina, meaning she fucking cut off her fucking vagina and fucking shoved it the fuck up her god damn shitty fucking mother fucking god damn vagina. Then she used a knife and fucking shoved it up her ass and cut a hole from inside her ass to the inside of her fucking vagina and reached her hoof in her ass and from in her fucking ass to her fucking vagina and pulled her vagina out of her vagina and then out of her ass.

I just realized I forgot to explain why everypony is dead except for Fuckershy. It's because they are all allergic to black cocks.

Then along came Derpy. Fuckershy climbed into Derpy's vagina and took control of her whole body. Fuckershy made Derpy grow a penis for Fuckershy to cut off. She cut off her penis and filled it with every single illegal drug in the world and smoked it. Then she split it in half to share with Derpy.

Both ponies sat around in the cave for 34 years, smoking Derpy's penis. Then they played Ponyfield 3 and got laid. Finally Derpy said "FUCK" and Fuckershy said "SHIT" and then Twilight Zombie said "MOFO BITCHES NIGGAS PENIS PENIS PENIS FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG BITCH VAGINA LOL" and then all three of them died and got laid.