The Sexualization of Pinkie Pie

by bbbbrony

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Princess Luna, Spike, Random, Princess Celestia, Sex, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark
Length: 3650

The first chapter is about pinkie pie. The rest is only semi-related.

WARNING: you are about to read the BEST clopfic ever written!
I hope you really enjoy what you are about to read. If you have already read it, then I thank you.

The Sexualization of Pinkie Pie is a really freaking hot story about exactly what the title says. I wrote it mainly to make people REALLY HORNY and hopefully CUM ALL OVER. Each chapter contains a large amount of sex and HOT ASS FUCKIN' and throws new characters into the mix.
I am aware of how AMAZING it is.

Published 2012-04-02 14:04:02 UTC
Last updated 2018-03-27 12:39:47 UTC

FUCK

One bright and shitty morning Pinkie Pie was shlicking the fuck out of herself all over Ponyville when suddenly she tripped over something on the ground. It was Big Mac's dildo. Pinkie pie decided that it would be a good thing to shove up her ass while watching human porn. She shoved the dildo up her ass and then she came out every hole in her body and her horn.

Then along came Pinkie's favorite alicorn friend, Applejack. Applejack used her penis to further insert the dildo into pinkie's ass hole, causing it to bleed uncontrollably. This turned on Applejack so much that she came out her wings and her horn. Then came (ejaculated) Twilight Sparkwhore. She was an earth pony and a whore. But she had a retractable dildo that stretched around the world 5 times.

Twilight Sparkwhore used her knife-shaped penis to poke a hole in the bottom of Big Mac's dildo which was still in Pinkie's ass and inserted her really long dildo into Big Mac's dildo, stretching Pinkie's ass so wide that blood sprayed out all over Applejack's vagina, which caused her to ejaculate really hard into her own horn. Twilight Sparkwhore's really long dildo went all the way through Pinkie Pie's body and out her mouth. The dildo went around the world 5 times and fucked everypony in the ass each time so everypony had the same dildo inside them 5 times at the same time. But what nopony knew was that the dildo had a time bomb inside of it set to explode on Christmas morning!

The Good Porn

Everypony is dead except for Fuckershy. Fuckershy decided that it would be a fucking good fucking god damn shitty motherfucking god damn idea to fucking fuck her fucking self in the god damn shitty fucking mother fucking god damn fucking shitty fucking god damn fucking shitty fucking god damn fucking shitty fucking god damn fucking shitty fucking god damn fucking shitty fucking ass. So she fucking fucked herself in the ass with her vagina, meaning she fucking cut off her fucking vagina and fucking shoved it the fuck up her god damn shitty fucking mother fucking god damn vagina. Then she used a knife and fucking shoved it up her ass and cut a hole from inside her ass to the inside of her fucking vagina and reached her hoof in her ass and from in her fucking ass to her fucking vagina and pulled her vagina out of her vagina and then out of her ass.

I just realized I forgot to explain why everypony is dead except for Fuckershy. It's because they are all allergic to black cocks.

Then along came Derpy. Fuckershy climbed into Derpy's vagina and took control of her whole body. Fuckershy made Derpy grow a penis for Fuckershy to cut off. She cut off her penis and filled it with every single illegal drug in the world and smoked it. Then she split it in half to share with Derpy.

Both ponies sat around in the cave for 34 years, smoking Derpy's penis. Then they played Ponyfield 3 and got laid. Finally Derpy said "FUCK" and Fuckershy said "SHIT" and then Twilight Zombie said "MOFO BITCHES NIGGAS PENIS PENIS PENIS FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG BITCH VAGINA LOL" and then all three of them died and got laid.

A Duck's Butthole

Princess Celestia was masturbating to all of these events with her secret shower spy cams that she uses to spy on ponies and look at their genitals every day. She decided that after 40 years of non-stop rape in ponyville that she wasn't going to do a damn thing about it because she won't have anything to fap to if she does. That's right. Princess Celestia is a hermaphrodite.

Princess Celestia was shocked to have just now found out she had a penis. She called her sister on a sex hotline because that's where she works, She told Luna the good news and invited her over to Canterlot so she could suck it while she shlicked her pussy so hard that it fell off.

So Luna found her teleportation dildo, put it in her vagina, and twisted it around so fast that she started bleeding. The heat generated from friction opened a blue portal in Luna's ass and an orange portal inside Celestia's ass. Both portals were made out of cum so it felt good. Luna went inside the portal and came slowly out Celestia's ass. Celestia moaned in pleasure and pain at the same time. It was like giving birth, only this time it was hoof first. Luna's legs got stuck on the inside of Celestia's butt so as she pushed her out her vagina began to tear open, not to mention Celestia's anus. When Luna was finally out, Celestia thanked her and began to clean up all the blood, cum, puke, piss, and shit that coated the castle walls, ceiling, and floor.

It took 3 years but with team work and shit load of effort they managed to not get any of it cleaned up. So they just turned it into a milkshake and drank it. Luna's vagina and Celestia's ass were still bleeding out 123413241234 gallons per second so Celestia used her magical face-dildo to resurrect Rarity back from the dead as a zombie and stitch them up. But since Rarity was a zombie she was very clumsy and only made the situation worse. So as punishment for harming the Princess, Celestia ordered her guards to rape her to death.

Luna and Celestia decided to just fuck it and move on. So they fucked it and moved on. And by fucked it I mean they fucked each other. And by fucked each other I mean Princess Celestia stuck her penis in Luna's penis. That's right. Luna is a hermaphrodite. Luna also didn't know about this until just now, however, Celestia knew all along. She pretended she didn't know though because she didn't want Luna's vagina to become dry. Celestia like's raping ponies when they are not sexually aroused. That's right. It's reversed in Equestria. Mares are wet all the time and become dry when aroused and stallions are hard normally and not hard when aroused. But when Celestia found out that Luna was already aroused she decided to fuck it and kill herself.

And by fuck it i mean herself. She then broke off her magical face-horn and raped her own penis off, then her vagina, then her asshole, and continued to do so until she died of blood loss. Luna was so aroused that her vagina shriveled up and fell off. Her penis became so heavy that it broke through the floor boards and burned up in the center of the earth.

The End of Equestria

With almost everypony in Equestria dead, Trixie didn't know what to do. She had always wanted to be a prostitute, but now with no big black horse cocks to suck, there was no point. She lied down on the shit-covered grass of ponyville and and began to masturbate. But as she was masturbating she gave birth to her child. As the baby came out it ripped up her hoof and she needed to perform a c-section on herself in order to stay alive.

Trixie wondered why staying alive is even important, being the last pony on earth. But she continued living anyways for the sake of her child. After all, she could use her to repopulate once she hits puberty, for her filly was a hermaphrodite. But as the baby came out, something magical (friendship) was happening!

The feeling of a large object inside her vagina made Trixie extremely horny. Trixie grabbed her baby's head and began to use it as a dildo. It felt so good in her slutty vomit-covered vagina that she began jizzing all over her filly's genitals. It felt so good that she came really hard out every hole in her body.

"FUCK!!!!" she screamed as she exploded from all the cum building up inside her. Blood, shit and cum sprayed in every direction. Her limbs flew out all over the god damn place and not a single inch of Equestria was left not covered in blood, shit, piss, puke, and cum. The filly died too.

The end.

Number 15 - Burger King Foot Lettuce

"Number Fifteen: Burger King Foot Lettuce" screamed the motherfucking retard on 4chan. Derpy was staring intensely at gay vagina fuckers on the website that was so bad and gay it was probably created by a bbbbrony. Derpy ripped the skin off her cock used her magic scrote hair to open a portal and transported Twilight Sparkle's severed head into her living room. Then Derpy forced the cock skin into Twilight's horn and sucked her wings off so hard they came. You're probably wondering how Derpy had access to Twilight's wings when she only got her severed head. well fuck you asshole shitter. anyway, Pinkie Pie is the bitch whore that this story is about so maybe we should get back to her ass hole.

PENis pie was running around in circles in the middle of Ponyville like a little gay chode-stone. She was freaking the fuck out because someone replaced all her skin with scrotum skin. It was probably Rarity, that dumb cunt! Rainbow Dash showed up and started pissing dildos out her ear and pubic hair too. Pinkie pie was so fucking fagged that her eyes got cut in half for no reason and fell out. There was so much blood that it went up her vagina. It went up Rainbow's vagina too but she thought it felt good so she also died from suicide. The magic in Rainbow's vagina blood combined with Pinkie's blood which formed a magic fucking missile and it was a heat seeking missile. It seeked out the gayest thing ever made which was not 4chan but Rarity. But when the missile was crafted from the magic vagina blood, they forgot to use cum, so it hit Fluttershy's rabbit Angel and cut her in half violently. Then the rabbit blood combined with the magic blood missile and formed a shitty retard missile, because rabbits are gay and have 2 dicks.

The last thing you want in your burger king burger is someone else's foot fungass, but as it turns out, that might be what you geat. A 4channer uploaded a photo of the shitty retard missile on /mlp/. That's when Derpy was browsing 4chan from the first paragraph. She bled out all over her own pussy, but then she saw the shitty retard missile and the blood went back into her. She grabbed the phone and called Applejack. She tried to tell her that there was a shitty retard missile destroying Ponyville, but Applejack couldn't understand anything she was saying because Derpy's a fucking downy tard. Applejack went back to fucking Big McIntosh with her strap-on made from 300 severed human dicks. I will now go into great detail on how she made the strap-on.

First, Applejack had to use the magic of the apples to make apple cider. That was completely unrelated, but I fucking tricked your dumb ass.

First, Applejack had to use the magic of the apples to open a PORTAL!!!! this was a portal to the HUMAN WORLDDD. She tracked down all the mentally disabled people who like mlp (they were all naked and looking at this: https://tiarawhy.com/animations/pony/banned-from-equestria-daily-alpha-1-5/)

Each one she made sure suffered the greatest pain. First she skinned them alive but used the magic of the apples to keep them from dying. Then she cut off their dicks with one of these:

It was very dull so it took like 3 years. It took so long they turned green. Before cutting them off though, she collected 50000 gallons of each of their cum. After that she teleported them using the magic of the apples back to ponyville so she could hot glue them together. And by hot glue I mean she used dried cum from their own ballsacks. She used duct tape too in case it didn't hold forever. So when it was all completed, she had a strap-on that was a million feet in girth but only like 2 inches in length. It was Big Mac's favorite strap-on. He was so gay that he couldn't get hard even when he was getting fucked in the ass by real cocks, and only because it was his own sister doing the gay fucking. The sudden realization that Big Mac would never get sexually aroused from his own sister fucking his ass with a strap-on caused all of his teeth to fall out and dog penises grow in their places.

By now, the shitty retard missile had grown so much bigger from Pinky's eye socket blood that it smelled like a burnt zebra's asshole. I hate it when fucking random people follow me on twitter. The shitty retard missile was heading straight for town hall, where Mayor Mare was signing into law that it is illegal to not be raping someone at any given time. After signing this bill, anyone being raped was immediately arrested, and then their rapists were also arrested for not raping in the following moment that their victim was arrested. This law would go down in history as Derpy's Law, because still nobody likes her.

With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfleld Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

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Rapists Are Good

The next day, Twilight Sparkwhore awoke to find everypony in the world dead because they all got butt fucked so hard by her dildo. She proceeded to suck Spike's dick while Spike sucked Twilight's dick with his duck penis. That means Spike put his duck penis in Twilight Sparkwhore's female penis.

But then Twilight's cell phone rang so she stopped and answered it. It was her sex slave/best friend, Rainbow Dash. Rainbow dash had a great idea so Twilight and her went through with it. I bet you are wondering what the idea was aren't you? Well Twilight and Rainbow were about to go rape all the black ponies in Equestria. After they raped all the blacks they captured and enslaved them. They made them work on plantations for free and shit like that. Then they got bored and shot all the slaves (but not without raping them first).

Then a wild Rarity appeared. She used her penis shaped wings to form a pair of penis shaped wings that she used to jizz all over Applejack. Rainbow and Twilight were so turned on that they had sex and then commited suicide it was really hot. Then Rarity licked Big Mac's vagina and sucked her penis at the same time.

Then everypony that was still alive except Fuckershy who was masturbating to a picture of herself went to visit Dr. Whooves and raped his dick off. Then they cut his anus off and put it inside his penis. Then they stole his time machine and used it to stop all of the past events from ever happening. They failed and they all got raped in the asses by big ass black pony cocks. Dr. Whooves was one of them because he was secretly black. You're probably wondering how he was able to rape everypony with his big black cock. WELL FUCK YoU because everyone knows that black women's cocks grow back after they get raped off.

Serious Spike

By now you are probably wondering what this has to do with the Sexualization of Pinkie Pie. Well you, my enemy, can go suck on my vagina's penis because if you are suck a god damn shitty ass penis tard that you can't remember what happened in chapter 1 then fuck you. But anyways, nevermind what happened in chapter 1 because this story is not called 'The Sexualization of Pinkie Pie', its called 'The Sexualization of Pinkie Pie'.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK" said Spike as he masturbated and jizzed all over Scootaloo. Scootaloo proceeded to lick all the cum off her slutty vagina while Spike recorded the whole thing and distributed it on the internet (not for free of course. Filly pornography is worth a lot of money).

Now keep in mind that Spike is a dragon so he can jizz constantly for as long has he wants. So while Scootaloo was licking jizz off her pussy Spike was still cumming all over the place. He needed a bucket or something. Unfortunately he couldn't find any buckets because they were at Rarity's house, so he just used Scootaloo's ass. Spike continued to cum in Scootaloo's ass for 8 hours, filling her entire body with jizz until it was leaking out every hole in her body.

Spike stopped cumming but he got bored so he filled Rarity's whole house with a mixture Scootaloo's penis cum and his own vagina cum. then he decided to grow a beard with his pubic hair so he grew a beard with his pubic hair that he could rub in everypony's face. Well, it turns out that shitty slut Trixie was pregnant with Mr. Cake's baby and the horrible stench of Spike's pubic beard made the fetus want to have sexual intercourse. So the fetus crawled out of Trixie's vagina, sucked Spike's dick, stole Twilight Sparkwhore's giant dildo, and crawled back inside Trixie's uterus and then did things to itself and Trixie didn't mind because it was her pleasure too. Spike was so in shock that he broke into the school and shot Cheerilee's vagina off with a minigun and raped her and did the same to all the innocent fillies as well.

Cum Blood Cider

Approximately 3000 miles away, Flim and Flam were sucking each other's penises when Flam had the brilliant idea that they should ride each other's asses into Ponyville and rape every single pony that lived there. Flim wanted to stop at Canterlot first to visit (rape) the princess. Flam also thought this was a good idea so they went to Canterlot.

In order to enter Canterlot Castle they needed to seduce the guards (who were already aroused because they were secretly watching everything that was going on inside the castle and fapping to it. So it would be easy since they would go willingly.). After Flim and Flam made the guards ejaculate they ejaculated in the guards' mouths and then broke down the castle door with their Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000.

They grabbed Luna and tried to carry her over to the machine but Flam dropped her because she got cum on his mustache. Now Flam's mustache was no ordinary mustache. It was a magical mustache that when wet, could only be dried by masturbating to a photo of Diamond Tiara masturbating to Flam masturbating to Diamond Tiara masturbating to Flam masturbating to Flim masturbating to Zecora seducing Flam.

Luckily, he was able to use his penis to force Luna to conjure a photograph exactly how it was described. But she wasn't able to just make one she had to steal that picture from Fuckershy's house because that's the kind of porn that Angel likes. After Flam jizzed and dried off his mustache he accidentally jizzed out his mustache and died. So it was up to Flim to make Cum Blood Cider.

He lifted Luna up over his head and threw the blood, cum, shit, puke, and piss covered pony into the cider making machine. He threw Flam in there too just for added flavor. Then he raped Princess Celestia's corpse and threw her into the machine as well. Then he traveled all over Equestria, gathering the corpses of all the dead ponies who got raped by Twilight Sparkwhore's giant dildo and threw them into the machine.

Then he hopped onto his Super Speed Cider Squeezy 6000 and went to Zecora's for tier date which they had been planning for quite some time now. On his way he rented a porno from the video store where his mom works. But he didn't just rent the porno he stole it by raping his mom's vagina and then her ass and then her mouth and then her eye sockets so that she couldn't ground him for being a fucking little prick.

When Flim got to Zecora's feces-covered house he cut down the door with a chainsaw made of vaginas. Then he shoved the vagina chainsaw up Zecora's urethra and cut a hole from her urethra into her vagina and into her ass. Then he ripped out the flesh that was still keeping her legs from falling off. Then Flim raped the whole area that he cut open with his vagina. Flim then continued to rape Zecora's corpse when all of a suddenly a fucking shit load of semen filled the room, drowning him.