Twilight Sparkle Makes a Meem and then Questions why There are so Many Ponies Performing Lewd Acts on a Christian Website

Warning: This is still canon.

"So shinning armored, what brings you around here?" Twilight asked.

"Came to get ur bootie" Shining Armour replied.

"U fukn wot m80?" Twilight asked with shock.

"you know it bae, I've been wanting that booty since we were just dank little kidz smoking weed in the streetz." shining answered.

"Aw hail naw, I'm not some otaku weeb lusting after their family members!" Twilight said.

"Too fukn' bad m8, should have checked urself b4 you wrecked urself." Her brother replied.

"Beg ur pardon u cheeke fukkin cunt?" Our protagonist bravely asked.

"I already gave you the sexy timez drug and you didn't even know it Twilight. You will be mine, like it or not." The guard said with a much more serious tone.

"That's fucking rape you piece of shit, and you know it! What happened to being on the side of justice, and doing what's right?" The purple unicorn yelled.

Shining Armour looked down with a sad look in his face.

"Twilight... Justice is dead. It's been dead for years.  There's no such thing as heroes anymore, nobody cares about doing good... It's all about the money these days." He said, his sadness looking more like depression by the second.

"But nii-san, you're the captain of the guard! If you stop believing in justice then how can your subordinates believe? Sure, maybe your superiors only care about the thick wads coming in, but that doesn't mean you have to!" Twilight replied.

Shining Armour opened his mouth as to say something, but closed it. He lowered his head and furrowed his brow. And he thought about things. Pretty much everything.

He thought about justice, his job, and the money he made doing it. He thought about his ideals, he thought about the thoughts and memes that had been passed on to him by his superiors.

"Twilight... You're right. All the stress my superiors have been putting on me lately have been really getting to me. It made me vulnerable to their ideas, and it swayed me to do their bidding. They had me convinced that justice was only a fantasy of the past..." The guard captain said, pausing afterwards.

"But they were wrong." He finished.

"Twilight, I can't thank you enough for what you just said to me. While it is true that I still have feelings for you, rape is not the way to get those feeling across. If I really want my feeling for you to be recognized by you, even if you don't return them, I need to prove it without bat-shit insane illegal methods." Shining Armour said.

"Damn fucking straight, kid." Twilight said, now smirking.

"Although I'm going to have to ask you to pay for a new assistant, you cheeke cunt." She said.

Suddenly though, Twilight felt a tightening in her chest, and a burning in her loins.

"Oh fuck, I forgot that drug was still in me." She said.

"Oh. Fucking wonderful." Shining said, an upset tone in his voice.

"I need you to tie me up shining, before I do something I might regret." Twilight said.

"Oh, uh, alright." he replied, quickly beginning his search for something that could be used to bind the horny mare.

Finally finding some rope, he quickly used his magic to tie his sister up in one of her chairs.

"Damn son these are some fine-ass ropes I'm getting turned on already." Twilight said.

"Awww hail naw!" Shinning replied.

"Gimme your [LEWD BODY PART] I want it in my mouth." The unicorn said.

"NAH." Her brother responded.

"HAVE SEX WITH ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT." Twilight yelled.

"NOPE THAT WOULD BE KIND OF FUCKING RAPE, AS YOU EXPLAINED TO ME EARLIER." shining armour replied, reaching into his pockets.

Twilight's brother pulled out a syringe containing purple liquid and injected her with all the marijuanas, causing her to mellow out in an instant.

"Damn, that was quick." He said.

Twilight Sparkle awoke in her house.

"Damn son, I feel like I just injected 30ccs of weed.....?....???/" she said.

As she regained her senses, she felt a wetness in her groin.

"Awww shit, now I remember what happned." she sed.

"hopefully Shining tapped into his inner SJW and didn't rape me while I was high." The unicorn said to herself.

Using her magic Twilight undid her bindings and slowly crawled into her bathroom for a shower.

Twenty minutes later she emerged from the bathroom looking a lot cleaner, fluffier, and energized.

"Okay, now what the hell am I supposed to do?" She asked herself.

"There's no sign of my brother, spike is dead, and my friends probably hate me, so what the hell am I supposed to do?" Twilight wondered.

Then she noticed a note at the door. This is what it said.

Hey Twilight I totally left to fight the evil corporation that are pumping sex drugs everywhere to keep everyone stupid and had me convinced I could do no good so you should get your friends and help me in Parking Lot or something, I dunno m80 it's your call.

'K.' Twilight thought.

"Well my friends probably hate me, but whatever, I guess I'll try apologizing for making such a cancerous fucking joke." She said to herself.

So she went out the door, got on the floor, and everybody walked the dinosaur.

"I have found you evil guys and I am here to stop your evil bullying." Shining Armour said to a suuuper spooky and mysterious figure.

"Hahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha" The mysterious figure replied.

"Damn son, this 'ain't about some pussy-ass cyber bullying, I 'ain't no thin-skinned pansy ass baby, I'm here to stop you from doing all that evil drug shit." Shining Armour replied.

"OH OKAY." The mysterious figure replied a little more seriously.

TO BE CONTINUED?