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My Incredibly Convoluted Life as a Changeling Monarch

by LordBrony2040
The brony changeling prince(ss) continues his/her/its life in Equestria...however shot it may be. Sequel to My Secret Life as an Evil Insect Overlord

So I’ve been in Equestria for about two months now, and everything seems to be going great…

Except I’ve still only got the choices between some horribly monstrous body that makes all the ponies run in fear, or a pretty princess that all the guys think is hot to turn into. And there’s also that whole emotional vampire/changeling thing. And ponies keep asking why I don’t have a cutie mark. And I’m not 100% sure if this isn’t all just some stupid dream. And my girlfriend is kind of a…well, she’s Twilight Sparkle so THAT list of problems is going to be a mile long.

But hey, at least I’ll be starting my new job at Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns soon as the teacher for this new subject called…Defense Against the Dark Arts?

What do you mean I can’t get out of it?

Great…well, when Sombra comes back for the dead to kill us all, I reserve the right to say I told you so Celestia!

Incomplete
Comedy
Adventure
Sex
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Human
Romance
 
STPMO

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53 Chapters:

  1. Prologue: My Little Overdue Existential Crises 2014-05-04 19:18:02 UTC
    4308
  2. Chapter 1: My Little Adventure in Fillysitting 2014-05-05 01:32:09 UTC
    9794
  3. Chapter 2: My Little Voyage Into Dark Waters 2014-05-08 18:25:24 UTC
    11778
  4. Chapter 3: My Little Pirate King 2014-05-19 01:00:58 UTC
    8110
  5. Chapter 4: My Little Introduction to... Well, a lot of things really 2014-06-08 18:27:35 UTC
    5813
  6. Chapter 5: My Little Rash of Revelations 2014-06-12 23:53:14 UTC
    7057
  7. Chapter 6: My Little Land of Insanity 2014-06-14 00:26:48 UTC
    4654
  8. Chapter 7: My Little Introspective Melancholy 2014-06-14 23:56:08 UTC
    5882
  9. Chapter 8: My Little Odyssey’s Beginning 2014-06-16 00:58:00 UTC
    5288
  10. Chapter 9: My Little Odyssey’s Detour 2014-06-19 02:02:29 UTC
    10022
  11. Chapter 10: My Little Odyssey’s Layover 2014-06-23 00:43:09 UTC
    8113
  12. Chapter 11: My Little Odyssey’s Battleground 2014-06-29 04:21:49 UTC
    5476
  13. Chapter 12: My Little Homecoming 2014-07-28 15:52:09 UTC
    8245
  14. Chapter 13: My Little Heavenly Dream 2014-07-30 23:07:09 UTC
    8949
  15. Chapter 14: The Incredibly Mundane Day of a Magical Pony Insect 2014-08-13 21:52:54 UTC
    12137
  16. Chapter 15: The Incredibly Panicky Pony Princess 2014-08-22 02:06:51 UTC
    14577
  17. Chapter 16:The Incredibly Boring Day of Labor 2014-09-02 04:56:26 UTC
    7473
  18. Chapter 17: The Incredibly Startling Revelations Before Rainbow Falls 2014-09-03 01:50:36 UTC
    7118
  19. Chapter 18: The Incredibly Rainbow Overloaded Town of Rainbow Falls 2014-09-04 03:25:50 UTC
    6446
  20. Chapter 19: The Incredibly Disturbing Dilemma of Rainbow Dash 2014-09-05 16:08:34 UTC
    9581
  21. Chapter 20: The Incredibly Destructive Trip to The Crystal Empire 2014-09-09 05:53:37 UTC
    13801
  22. Chapter 21: The Incredibly Annoying Assistance of A Pretty Pony Princess 2014-09-11 05:24:30 UTC
    4601
  23. Chapter 22: The Incredibly Dark Machinations of Spike the Dragon and an Evil Insect Overlord 2014-09-14 20:28:02 UTC
    12459
  24. Chapter 23: The Incredibly Rocking Battle for the Crystal Empire 2014-09-16 03:38:44 UTC
    6312
  25. Chapter 24: The Incredibly Terrifying Fate of Spike the Dragon 2014-09-17 21:29:44 UTC
    6408
  26. Chapter 25: The Incredibly World Altering Pretty Pony Princess Meeting 2014-09-19 14:04:10 UTC
    9176
  27. Chapter 26: The Incredibly Late Second Thoughts of a Bug Pony Princess 2014-09-21 04:33:56 UTC
    7889
  28. Chapter 27: The Incredibly Disasterous Day of Dating Declarations 2014-09-22 05:11:49 UTC
    10550
  29. Chapter 28: The Incredibly Wondrous Day of Wonder 2014-09-27 00:57:23 UTC
    12983
  30. Chapter 29: The Incredibly Annoying Announcement of Affections and Disturbing Dating Declarations Made by Pretty Pony Princesses 2014-10-02 03:06:24 UTC
    15654
  31. Chapter 30: The Incredibly Worrisome Morning of Wondered Mistakes 2014-10-04 03:58:49 UTC
    6165
  32. Chapter 31: The Incredibly Awkward Journey to The Garden of Olives 2014-10-07 14:50:24 UTC
    7643
  33. Chapter 32: The Incredibly Fairytale Dating Experience of Pegasi and Pretty Pony Princesses 2014-10-16 00:03:20 UTC
    10563
  34. Chapter 33: The Incredibly Emotional Relationships of Pretty Pony Princesses 2014-10-22 18:56:28 UTC
    17460
  35. Chapter 34: The Incredible Decahedron of Destiny 2014-11-04 21:48:37 UTC
    10855
  36. Chapter 35: The Incredibly Glorious Morning After in Canterlot 2014-11-13 03:43:45 UTC
    13397
  37. Chapter 36: The Incredibly Rocking Adventure of Spike the Dragon 2014-11-21 00:55:25 UTC
    9416
  38. Chapter 37: The Incredibly Bittersweet Day of Spike the Dragon 2014-11-30 20:28:20 UTC
    12104
  39. Chapter 38: The Incredibly Emotional Thing That Can’t Really Be Called A Breakup Because The Two Creatures Involved Were Never Really Together of Spike the Dragon 2014-12-14 04:38:26 UTC
    12135
  40. Chapter 39: The Incredibly Powerfully Powerful Power of Pillow Talk 2014-12-24 04:26:04 UTC
    7040
  41. Chapter 40: The Incredibly Overly Concerned Friends 2015-01-16 00:35:28 UTC
    14600
  42. Chapter 41: The Incredibly Stubborn Helpful Streak of a Solar-Powered Pony Princess 2015-02-09 01:10:15 UTC
    10027
  43. Chapter 42: The Incredibly Concerned Adopted Daughter of a Solar-Powered Pony Princess 2015-02-15 19:40:50 UTC
    4476
  44. Chapter 43: The Incredibly Unrelenting Heat of a Solar-Powered Pony Princess 2015-02-23 19:25:06 UTC
    8889
  45. Chapter 44: The Incredibly Overdue Friendship Journal Entry 2015-03-05 21:03:26 UTC
    8638
  46. Chapter 45: The Incredibly Unneeded Coronation of a Pseudo-Pony Princess 2015-04-07 22:17:17 UTC
    13824
  47. Chapter 46: The Incredibly Troubled Mind of a Solar-Powered Pony Princess 2015-05-10 02:43:14 UTC
    11069
  48. Chapter 47: The Incredibly Firey End of a Solar-Powered Pony Princess 2015-06-03 01:11:52 UTC
    9842
  49. Chapter 48: The Incredibly Equestrian Fallout of a Solar-Powered Pony Princess’s Resignation 2015-06-09 21:26:06 UTC
    12526
  50. Chapter 49: The Incredibly Emotional Night of Pegasi and Pony Princesses 2015-06-18 04:31:50 UTC
    10397
  51. Chapter 50: The Incredibly Abnormal Morning of an Everfree Household 2015-06-21 21:19:00 UTC
    12056
  52. Chapter 51: The Incredibly Dangerous Danger of Too Many Books 2015-07-10 21:42:55 UTC
    7263
  53. Chapter 52: The Incredibly Lawful Side Kick Character 2017-02-12 06:05:04 UTC
    6862