Discord gets Shining armor pregnant

by rainlight dashle

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Comedy, Romance, Fluttershy, Shining Armor, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Random, Discord
Length: 1706

How? Well its discord for crying out load.....Discord and shining armor run off in a tale of stupidy love and....betrayal? Meanwhile cadence gets back at shining and Twilight gets drunk.

Discord and Shining Armour have been having a relationship.When Shining gets preggers.Cadence is not happy so she gets revenge with flash sentry . Twilight gets drunk.Spike eats ice cream.Discord and Shining Armour run off....and everypony is confused!

Published 2014-05-05 03:30:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-08 04:03:38 UTC

Its Discord

Shinging armor is prenant

"Discord?"

"Yea , shining?"

"What just happened? "

Suddenly , discord popped away, flashing a bright light in Shining Armors eyes..Candace walked in she looked tired and worn out for a meeting in Cantorlot ...

"Goodnight..."both said

When Cadence fell into a heavy sleep...Shining got up...

"Damn it Discord!"shining thought..holding in pain of being the weirdest cheater EVER!

Two weeks later......

Shining armor called up Discord...

"Hi...."

"Hello, baby"

"..."

"Up for some more FUN?"

"Discord meet me at fancy panda restaurant Tonight! "

"Why?"

"Ill tell you when we get there.."

.........

Discord shivered .Why would shining want to meet him again, after what happened two weeks ago? He snapped his claw and within a few milliseconds he was at the corner.

"D.D....Discord I'm...I'm."Shining said tears building up in his eyes.

"What?"Discord nearly yelled

"I'm pregnant!!"

"Whaa?"

"I'm pregnant, knocked up, prego!"

Discord stood no expresión on his face....

"And if you could not guess, you're the...father

Cadence took a deep breath why was discord sitting just outside her palace crying, he had been crying for almost 2 days....

Shining had been vomiting and gaining weight fof almost a week now...maybe shining armor had a tapeworm that was huge?

Why in equestrian logic was Discord crying..?

"DAMNIT!"Cadnece thought "Should I call twilight?"

"Oh hi spike, could I talk to Twilight? "

"Sure cadence! "

"TWILIGHT!"

"Hello?"

"Hi twilight , jts cadence. "

"Could you please come to my palace? "
"Bring Fluttershy and a boat"

"Why?"

"I'll tell you when get here."

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The city was getting flooded with discord's
Tears, as Twilight and Fluttershy rowed up

Fluttershy looked down the rainbow...errr...Blue. ....colored water was the saltiness thing she had ever smelled in her life....like tears..

Jumping of the boat with twilight , fluttershy looked around

"Cadence, why did you need me?"

She had already walked twilight out of the room..when she came back she looked at fluttershy with fearful eyes.

"Its Discord!" He wont stop crying, and he is giant!

Fluttershy let out a laugh,

"Are you kidding me?"

Flutters walked alone to the back of the glowing crystal Palace . suddenly she was hit by something huge and wet...and Salty?

"(Insert crying noises here)!!!

Fluttershy coughed trying to get discord ti notice her...But it did not work.

"Ehhemm, Discord."Fluttershy coughed her eyes and throat still stung from the tears

Discords eyes opened,we shrunk at seeing his friend

"Whats wrong Discord?"Fluttershy asked

Discord kept crying

"IT'S okay you can tell me!"

Discord looked into her eyes with sorrow, and told her everything...

Fluttershy was really confused.....Twilight stepped in the large room, her sister in law's eyes looked like she had not slept in 8 days

"Talk to your brother, maybe he knows why Discord is flooding the city with tears"

"Can i come in?" Twilight asked

Asking this made her remember when she sat in her room crying after her pet hamster, Bob died and shining had asked her the same question

Twilight tried really hard to get answers from her brother but could not....

"Sho shining Sharmor sheated on phmee?"

Cadence asked "With Dishcord?"

Both the guard and Fluttershy nodded

"And now shining armor is pregnant?!"Cadence said taking her face out of her hooves."How!!!"

"I'm so sorry Princess but that is what he said"
Fluttershy replied

After Fluttershy left Cadence had an idea

She beconed Flash sentry with her wings

"Come here little guard!"

Flash just stood there confused at the sexual tone Cadence had just spoke in

"Well come on !!" Cadence yelled at him

"Princess what do you need?"

"Love , I need love"Cadence replied"and you are the perfect stallion "

"Ma'nm you're married!"Flash said flatly

"So, Shining seems to think its an open marrige"

"Ma'mn I couldn't I would be fired!"

"If you don't ill fire you"Cadence retorted

"Fine"he said with a sigh...

Author's Note

P.s I wrote this on my tablet sooooo it looks like a third grader wrote it sorry

Spike1

Spike had been sitting for many hours in the same place alone, he wanted to get up but he had ate 6 1lb ice cream buckets..Twilight had been partying all night and past out on the couch .Spike still couldn't believe that Twilight went partying with fluttershy all night.Twi had came in drunk with fluttershy makin out fluttershy had passed out in the bathroom. Both had got home from helping Cadence,it was 9pm (late for ponies)they were both very tried, the phone had rang twilight answred it and started crying,something about shining armor and Discord going missing....

Suddenly the phone rang! Spike jumped off his chair running to the phone before it woke up twilight and fluttershy

"Hello, golden oaks library, spike speaking."

"Shut up Spi*burp*ke, I have enough of your cowshit, "it was discord

"Shining wants to say*burp* that he still *burp* loves his sis...t.e.r"

Spike was really confused

Author's Note

Hhahaha not really important for the plot buttttt....I just. Had to get twilight and flutters drunk

IM NOT SHIPPING FS and TS I DON'T EVEN LIKE THAT SHIPPING!!

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Author's Note

Omg, the comments were so bucking great, I love you guys! Have any of you ever tried typing a story wth auto correct on?
It's awesome! Continue giving me your awesome feedback! I laugh my head off every time!

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Discord sat alone at the bar, he had rented a hotel room for shining and himself.The bartender gave him a glass of "Sweet mother Applejack apple flavored whiskey"

"Its getting late, bud you've been here for...6..no ...8 hours ,GO HOME!"The bartender yelled.

Discord threw a random amount of bits on the counter and walked off..,

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Shining Armour stretched on the bed. He was tired but could not get any sleep. Trying to be confortable.BUT he felt sick...a few days ago he had felt this same nausea. He used to think that is was just fear sickness but, after reading the book "totally preggers, a mother's tale " He now knew it was the dreaded "Morning Sickness!". Running to the bathroom, vomited out a lot of fluids.Then he noticed that his vomit was rainbow!

And now a poem

Oh Discord, how much I hate you

How you make me poo

And vomit Rainbows

Oh Discord, how much I love you

(Wrose poem I ever wrote!)

-sighned Shining Armour melon Sparkle

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Flash sentry was really confused.First we was having sex with another princess. Now they're going to kill Discord.Why was he always in the middle of these things?But Cadence was so fricken sexy,he couldn't say no.

"I'm so pathic!" Flash thought "why can't I settle down!"

Cadence and him were hiding in the In the bushes she had camo on and was wearing binoculars around her neck.Sexy!!!When suddenly a muffic was thrown at him!!!!!!

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Twilight sat with fluttershy, derpy , and a bag of derpy's muffins, derpy was tied up, her mouth foaming with anger.Whoever steals derpy's muffins is murdered like how a cat eats its prey.Twilight was pissed because
Flash Sentry had slept with her sister in law, and because she was confused.Fluttershy on the other...Hoof? Like everypony else hated Flash sentry

Twilight pulled a golden brown muffin from a dark grey bag labled "drpys stayy out Dimky" and threw it over to where flash was hiding. Then she quickly untied Derpy, the grey mare stuck her head in the dirt , let out a snarl and foam mouthed and all charged not to Flash but Cadence who picked up Flash and put him behind her and ran off.

"Ogofkftjmdnfjg t help me , oooh oh don't bite there!" Flash Screamed .onlookers would see him fighting and look to see who it was and then would look away, you see if anyother pony was getting attacked by a rabid Derpy they would have stoppef her, but this was Flash Sentry NO PONY LIKED HIM!!!

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Author's Note

Hey, random fan fic writer, do you want to ruin your youtube life? Do you want to try not to laugh?

Then do a fanfic reading of this! If you do send me the link!

I was to tired to write any more sorry...

No thats a lie I wasn't to tired, I was re reading warrior cats again,
Hehehe. (This is not the ending, but there will be a sequel)

Two more chapters.
Also im NOT a bad writer, I'm working on at least 2 fanfics right now. This one is just to keep me inspired.one of these fanfics in told in total free verse poetry! Which is bucking hard.

(Cadence ♥ rocks)

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Cadence picked up Flash sentry's lifeless limp body.,

"Noo!"she hadn't told him the news that she was pregnant.

"Cadence?"His eye's barley opened "I love-

Cadence hit him over the head with a rock.

THE ENd...

Twilight bought herself one more drink.then she sat down,taking a gulp she realized this was rainbow-

Suddenly she saw everything! Her life, boring.Shinings life, stupid.Discords life = confused. Scootaloo's, Oh celestia why?. The room changed color and she started to turn into a rabbit,then a boot,then fluttershy was staring at her.

"Are..you alright?"The yellow pegasus asked her eyes filled with a look of worries

No!

And everypony was confused.

Its Discord2

Flashy?

"Yes Cadence?".

"What just happened? "

"Im not sure, but it was great!"

"No-

"See ya..."

And the peaguse walked out.....

Cadence could not belive she had just cheated on her husband with his sisters "friend with benefit"
It felt great! Yes she could still mot belive twilight wasn't a virgin!

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Discord flew next to his soon to be born child's
Father, looking him in the eyes

"Shining, we must run off together! "

Shining almost slapped Discord over the face with a book he was reading "totally preggers a mothers tale"

"Or we kill cadence..."Discord said way to happily

"WELL then you should pack , Discord" shining armor said

"You must pack too"Discord replied with a smile.

.this conversation felt like many years ago a
Though it had only been 3 hours ago on