Author's Note

Inspired by BlackWing’s Griffin the Griffin I have in NOT read any other stories in the CGotG series and came up with this before I “met” Knightmare so after that I decided Screw it I’m gonna build my own universe and this shall be it’s launch pad. Please enjoy and if I mess something up, I’m sorry but I am universe building here. Advice is appreciated. This is my first official post. HELPING criticism is appreciated drop a comment if you have any

Mad Max Mayham

“Well, this ain't a bad day at all. Glad I got leave for the day.” I say as I walk about the bazaar. A few people are giving me a weird look, but what do you expect I'm Mercenary shopping in an Iraqi Bazaar. I just don't give a shit. Follow protocol, don't cause trouble and you'll be fine. That Lesson was beaten into me Maxwell 'Mad Max' Monarch back when I was here as a Soldier.

Why do they call me that, well since I was in school I've been ready to kick ass for what I believe in and take one for the team when necessary. Well back to the point I was just getting a lay of the land wasn't that often I'd get a treat of being outside of Command Center and have leave at the same time. As for the looks I'm fucking ripped most Civies would think twice before fucking with me, until they see my tattoo of Queen Chrysalis (Yeah I'm a brony got a problem bro) even though I had a bad-ass image and not some cartoony version of her. Higher ups pretty much made me cover it saying it was inappropriate and a source of conflict

But I digress, I walking around town with some time to spare before curfew and I notice this beautiful girl. Hell if I didn't know better I'd say she was the human version of Eris but everyone knows she's a fictional character. However she was hot so I thought I follow her, hell she looked about as American as I was. Little would I know what was coming for me. I enter the bar and order the girl a beer (What this was a shitty bar only a soldier or a brute would come here).

Shit the barkeep told her I ordered it. Here she comes gotta look cool. “Hey there, soldier. Thanks for the drink, mind if I sit?” I was getting ready to say free country but then I remembered where I was. “I guess you're right it is a free world so sit I shall!” Hold the fucking phone did I say that? I must have, I just shrug it off and pull her chair out for her. “Well well a gentleman and a soldier good traits to have”

Dude she's complimenting me time to talk. “Thanks, names Max what's yours?” I sit there for a second drinking my beer hoping that I didn't blow this.

“Eris is my name, Chaos is my game. I'm here as a photographer taking shots of the chaos.” Wait.....did she just say Eris. Loading brony.exe.....Holy Luna what a coincidence well let's see how far I can get I've got about six hours of time to spend before it's not safe out.

Time to respond “Eris, as in the Greek goddess of chaos and disarray. You got yourself a good job to go with that name hon this place is a PIT of chaos.”

She gave me a wry grin. “Well if this place is such a pit of chaos then why are you here, Soldier boy trying to fix it?”

I could swear I saw a golden glow in those beautiful eyes. “Fix this place, yeah that ain't gonna happen in my lifetime. I came here to get away from all the mundane shit civies have to deal with. Tried to re-up but US wasn't having it so I went merc. I just can't live a life without a little trouble, had to get my ass out of America or I'd go insane. I just couldn't live a civilian life, too much fucking order not enough chaos!”

I clasped my mouth what the fuck is going on here I'm saying what I'm thinking instead of what I should be saying. Eris started to smile “Well that just doesn't make sense, soldiers exist to maintain the order don't they?”

What is going on here “Sense, what fun is there in making sense my dear Eris? I'm here for the chaos and also to bring some order, for what is chaos without order. That is the one true sense my dear.” Okay now I'm freaking out I'm spilling my guts to this girl I just met. What if she's an undercover official and I get reprimanded or worse sent back home.

“Well you're a different type of soldier, even for a rent-a-soldier” She said while keeping interest in me.

“Yeah, I used to live in Japan when I was a kid. Got the full 'samurai spirit' treatment. Hell my mom kept me with her at the dojo saying it would be safer for me than living in the barracks. Turns out she was right they got their shit bombed and my dad was dead. Seeing how I possessed dual citizenship. Japanese mother African American father (deceased) so I was officially my mom’s problem. We chose to stay the dojo with ojii sama instead of returning to the states.”

Why the fuck am I telling her my life story just don't mention the ninja training. “So, you're like some kind of modern day ninja!” she said while clapping her hands. Well fuck me sideways either this chick is psychic or she's the real Eris.

As I thought that her eyes glowed that brilliant golden glow and changed back to a green. Now I know I'm not seeing things, once sure but twice I don't think so. “I have a question for you.” She gave me a 'ask away' look . Are you the real Eris, Goddess of chaos and disarray? Right like I'd ask her that “So your name really is Eris right?”

She looked slightly offended. “Of course it is Soldier boy... I mean Max. So shall we leave this drab little place for a more fun venue?” Wait is this an 'invitation'? Oh hell yes!

“I would love to” I answer with a slight bow and she leads the way out of the bar. I couldn't help but look at that ass, it was magnificent! Hell, everything about her was screaming come on and jump me. From the beautiful and playful eyes to even the way she fucking walked I was going crazy. Shit it was a damn shame she covered herself, but I guess that was for the better. “So where are we going exactly?” I ask the military man in me just reached out for intel.

She turned to face me dead in the eye for effect. “A beautiful lady is letting you, a trained soldier escort her home. If you play your cards right you might even have some fun along the way!”

And there goes the glow in her eyes again, I don’t even think she’s even trying to hide it anymore, is she? Well not like I give a fuck anyway, she clearly wants my company and she will get it. We spend some time walking about booths and checking out their goods. I say we but it was mostly just a shopping trip for Eris. If this were some tv show it would be a good time for a montage. It was just her until she dragged me to some male clothing and said to give it a look

After about an hour and a half of both of us trying on clothes. Well putting them near our bodies is more like it. We were both satisfied and of course bought a few things to avoid angry merchants. Among those things was a pack I wasn't about to carry all those clothes that’s just screaming come rob us to anyone who wasn't scared of getting near me.

Five minutes after our walk away from the booths began, Eris just stopped. “Well here we are, Sir max. Is there anything this fair maiden can do to thank you for the fun time” she said in a mock ye olde English accent before grabbing me by the collar and pulling me into her abode.

Gott damn, Eris plays no games when it comes to the horizontal tango well it was more like a perpendicular seeing as she’s riding me and not letting me have control. Being her bitch right now is definitely worth it. I try to flip the script on her but she didn't seem to like that. Her face screamed ‘I want to be on top NOW’ I sigh and give in to her non voiced command.

I, however refused to go down without a fight. So I grabbed her ass gently fondling it and started moving my hips to her grinding. “Attaboy, get into the spirit of things just like that”

That was all the prompting I needed after all I don’t see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind, or in our case a lot of bump and grind. I remove my hands from her ass and cup her breast as I go for a kiss. She liked my assertiveness and rewarded me in kind.

Eris Arches back without either of us stopping our ever moving pelvises. I took the initiative and played with her clit a bit. That earned me a lusty moan of “keep going” from her and of course she’s the boss right now so on I went.

“Come on baby, it’s about time for you to hit your ‘target’ and head for exfiltration”

Oh sweet lord above she’s using military terms to for dirty talk and I’m about ready to pop. I gotta think of something else can’t go leaving my ‘contact’ high and dry in hostile territory. “Eris, I think I’m gonna!”

She bent closer to my face. “Don't you dare!” Was all she need to say to discourage me from even thinking of climbing the mountain top without her. Willpower or no, I was close so it was time for a ‘grenade’ to even the field. I hope she doesn’t kill me for taking a risk.

I slowly prod her ass to test waters. That one got a gasp “you naughty boy, go for it!” that was all the confirmation I needed. I slowly put my finger in of course she’s still riding like a madwoman but that didn't deter me from my goal of simultaneous or at the very least mutual orgasms. I was running out of time so in went the second finger. Time was short and she would not stop. she was close and my member felt like it had a hairline trigger one wrong move and bam. I fought back a second rise knowing the next time it came I would not be able to resist.

Eris seemed rather gleeful at my attempt to please her. So much so that she went to all fours. It was clear to me that it was doggy time and I would have to try my damndest to get her off. I took it as her giving me a smidge of control. I take hold of her hip with my free hand and proceed to the pounding. I could feel it she was tightening up and I was rising to the top once more my ‘gun’ could take no more as she backed it up at a wanton pace and I matched my thrusting to it. I hope she gets off cause like it or not I was emptying my clip.

Luckily enough for me, we reached orgasm simultaneously. as I spasm to the bed the deed done I bask in my triumph as Star Fox 64’s ‘Mission Complete’ played in my head. Nothing could ruin this moment. As I lay next to a exhausted and happy Eris, smile visible on her face. Being the fanboy I am I really should know better than to tempt fate. But what the hell could happen in a tenth floor apartment In Iraq?

Eris got up to take a shower, a shower to which I would be joining. Yay it might not be a hit and quit (don’t be sexist, women do that shit too) It was about that moment when I noticed someone suspicious on the opposite rooftop as I was checking my surroundings. Muscle memory never seems to fail. This guy wasn't sporting a sniper rifle it was a fucking compound bow I pushed Eris out of the way in time but I wasn't so lucky and my ass got hit. There was a ticking sound coming from the arrow

“Eris, I’m sorry we couldn't have a second date” and with that said I jumped out the window knowing we’d both die if I tried to pull that shit outta me.

“Wait Max don’t!!” but it was too late I was plummeting from the tenth floor and my brilliant destruction was coming.

The cheesiest thing just came to mind and I couldn't help myself in the face of death. “Looks like Mad Max is blasting off again!” boom (not ding)and that was it I was giblets with what little time was left I thought of something happy... Equestria

Somethings wrong shouldn't I be feeling either an upwards pulling or some downward tugging. I really hope I’m not a ghost haunting some poor fucker. “Well if this is death than what the hell shouldn't I be greeted or some such shit!” I yelled into the nothingness. Still no reaction was yielded to me. Is this what would've happened to Fantasia if not for Bastian Balthazar Bux? If so I’m glad I didn't live there because I don’t like it here. “Well I’m not just gonna sit here and wait for nothing.” I snickered at the lame pun. With that I got my black ass up and walked about viewing nothing, pure nothing.

Is this what the afterlife is? It’s nothing more than a fucking void. Well I don’t like being surrounded by nothing so let’s liven it up. The first thing that comes to mind is my dream grotto where I one day dreamed of living. After all who wants to live like a slumdog merc forever?

I was glad my instincts were correct and the nothing was like a dreamscape just needing to be molded. The Grotto came complete with amenities from grill to hot tub and seaside location. There were palm trees split out in a symmetrical way, well as symmetrical as a fucking palm tree can be. Hell, I even had a small table with banzai just laying next to the zen garden. Shit,I even set myself up with a fucking sparring area.

I go to lay in my beach chair when I realize someone’s in it. As I walk closer I notice the silhouette was a female. My mind went crazy I really hope Eris didn't join me after I went so far as to take a plunge for her. That fear was confirmed when I saw Eris in a hot ass emerald bikini with complementing shades sipping on a Mai Tai.

Eris took one look at me. “What’s up, lover boy?”

What’s up lover boy? Is that all she’s got to say to me I bit the big D so she could get away safely and I just find out she’s here that wasn't going well with me so I spoke it as nicely as I could. “Eris what the absolute fuck?! I took a fall so you could get out alive and here you are in the afterlife with me!” I was in a state of pure rage but I let it die to one of love. After all she’s just a photographer. She was just sitting there smiling! How the fuck can she do that now… I mean we’re dead!

Eris popped right behind me in the blink of an eye and wrapped her arms around me. “Oh Max, my dear soldier boy. I am not dead and your thoughts earlier were indeed correct I am THE Eris goddess of chaos and disarray! And we are in more of a limbo or a sanctuary, I stopped you from ‘checking in’ to the pearly white palace. Believe it or not that’s where you were heading. And pulled you here in order to give you another chance ” She just said that in a matter-of-fact tone of voice. “So, Max do you want another shot at life? I can do that for you lover, just not on Earth.”

I would call bullshit but for some reason I believe she’s not lying to me. “But if not Earth than where am I going to go and let’s not forget I’d need a new body honey, seeing as my old one is kinda giblets now.” She gave me an appraising look happy I knew that my body was what I think it to be in this place.

She thought for a minute and the next thing I know music started playing. “My dear Max. Your mission, if you choose to accept it. Is to go to Equestria and cause some mayhem. Also as a side note if Discord gets free kick his ass.”

I just stand there gawking can she read my fucking mind or something. There goes that beautiful glow again, yup she can read my mind. “I’ll go but as for the causing mayhem, I’d prefer to balance Equestria’s checkbook of chaos. They've got it too damn good there but no need to destroy them with too much chaos.” Eris just smiled at my decision then I remembered a ficI read with a similar plot. “But I get to choose where and when I get sent to and what I’ll become. Can’t go leaving it to chance. I mean how much chaos can a bat or a pig cause?”

She seemed a little peeved that I took a bit of her fun away but she looked like she was agreeing with me. “Okay I’ll give you the power of choice just don’t pick something boring like a pony!”

Oh Eris my love, I you’re in for a surprise you didn’t notice my tat during our romp because of my armband. I take a breath for dramatic effect. The drama queen known as Eris liked that bit. “I want to be a changeling, but not a normal one I want to be Chrysalis’ equal a king but still with something different. I want to be strong, damn strong.”

With a snap of her fingers I felt a burning in my body. It was probably the change in my appearance or the fact that I’m gaining a corporeal form. Either way it hurt like hell. I stare down and in my horror I’m only a skeleton. “Don’t worry about that I gave you a little something special since you saved me lover I can’t have my new man dying on me can I?”

She then explained that Changelings had healing factors but she gave me one that was on steroids. Mine would make Wolverine, Deadpool, and Jack Harkness eat their hearts out. She was going to explain more but I stopped her with a hoof. I had decided to explore a bit. I noticed my legs and tail were different there were divots in my forelegs and my hind legs as well as my tail were serrated.

I took a look of joy at Eris. “My bones are weapons! Sweet, I’m like Wolverine!” I gave her a hug, careful of my now sharp bones. “So I’m assuming I have an Exoskeleton and my bones are indestructible. So when will my flesh regenerate?”

Eris nodded at my assumptions “You were thinking ‘I want to be the Wolverine of the changelings’ weren't you so I gave that to you. As for your flesh just think about it, we aren't in Equestria yet so it hasn't kicked it in. All you need is to perceive yourself as whole. Also before I forget love, why a changeling?”

I didn't even need to think about that. “Ponies have got it too damn good and with my training I can give the changelings some hope. Let’s face it a children’s cartoon is going to paint them in an overly negative light, they were starving and most likely emaciated and there’s no way Hasbro would let that part be shown.”

It looks like yet again I have Eris speechless. “You’re correct they were. So where and when in Equestria am I sending you?” She asked showing intrigue at what I had just said to her.

I thought about it with my knowledge of MLP going up to almost midway into season four, there’s a lot of possibilities. So I sit down in a lawn chair and shift into my old body. The sexy one not the trashed one. After a minute of contemplation I had a decision.

I shift back into my changeling form to notice my blades had been sheathed. With another thought I took on a pony form. One pony came to mind the cutest little filly in the world, Scootaloo. Since I wouldn't be running into her anytime soon, I didn't have to worry about it yet. I took on a similar form. My coat was the same orange. While my hair was ink black with streaks of slime green and my eyes were draconic. I could say my dad boinked a dragon and I came out like this or something. Eris’ eyes flashed again.

“That’s actually a good Idea hon. I’ll put that in your backstory. Oh and just so you know, anything we think of before I send you will be real there so let’s do this wisely. Don’t want to wake up Discord too early now do we?”

I decided to take a second glance at my new visage, it was magnificent. With amethyst dragon eyes, orange scaled pony ears, dragon claws, multicolored Pegasus wings…? I didn't question it I just assumed she gave them to me for a reason. I pulled one out it hurt a little but it grew back in a second and put fire to it...nothing. These are feathered dragon wings. Meaning they’re flame retardant,nice. Still looking in the mirror, I notice my mane looked slimy. With a quick claw to the hair I found out it was made of ink and slime. I’m gonna chuck that one in the “because..magic” pile. I felt around for scales and found them matted under fur. I’m gonna have to work on growing more scales somehow. Opening my mouth to notice I had draconic teeth. That meant I could eat meat and gems..fuck yes. I craned my neck to the back a bit to notice an obviously bladed tail that looked more draconic than equine

We went over the details in a quick conversation. She snapped her fingers and boom that was it. I had the strength of the dragons and changelings and the none of their weaknesses. She kept calling me a dragon-kin and that was annoying so I fixed her error.

“I am not a dragon-kin, I am a dragoon! Oh yeah Eris. I need you to make me a colt, for real. For what I have planned I can’t have myself getting caught. Don’t you think I’m gonna need to know my backstory”

“Yes, dear. I can do that, just give me a second. And you can, don’t need to know it now it’ll be pounded in that sweet little head of yours.” Eris told me with love and joy at the fun I would bring to Equestria by my mere presence. How I know this is... come on it’s fucking Eris that’s how. With a snap of her fingers I was a fucking colt. “Where and When do you want to go now that you have a form. One that might cause a problem, might I add. But we’ll burn that bridge when we cross it!” I fucking love this woman!

After my moment of thought, there could only be one place for me. “Take me to the first rainboom incident. My plans include me meeting Rainbow Dash.”

She cringed at the mention of the element of loyalty. But did not question it..much.
“I’m going to assume there’s a method to your madness Mad Max Monarch.”

I blanched a bit at my name. Max ain't a pony name and it definitely ain't a changeling one. The first order of business was to get myself two new names. Eris was going to send me off but she noticed my thinking face and waited on me.

“Thinking of a name for yourself, I see.” I didn't even question it anymore when she did that.

Taking a moment to ponder on the subject since once I name myself I’m stuck with it. Eris is not the type to allow a redo on something so trivial. One thing came to mind, Hasbro. So I started combing through the male names of Characters they owned not affiliated with MLP but passable for either a dragon or a pony. Then it hit me with one smooth flow from my mouth. “Storm Shadow” Eris didn't laugh at me she actually nodded her head in agreement Storm Shadow it is then. Because, fuck Snake Eyes.

“Sir Storm Shadow, how will you be meeting this filly?” Eris asked in a mock quizzical/sophisticated tone. Eris decides to match the theme and becomes a Draconequus

I just grab her by what I assumed was her waist and dipped and spun her then started waltzing with her. What I can be distinguished. “I plan on flying next to her and keeping up even after the boom. Impossible as it may sound I’m gonna hope that the dragon in me can do it and if I can she’ll try to save me when I lose consciousness.”

She has a look of pure joy on her face. I’m guessing at what my plan implied. Another pony who could sonic boom. I hope she doesn't expect a rainbow because all I’m equipped for is a nickelodeon boom.

“That sounds..amazing, no wondrous. You can do it if you can stay conscious. You might even be able to keep doing it...but no rainbows okay?”

“Eris, oh my queen of chaos. I love you. Did you read my mind that time though?”

“You’ll never know my love.” she snaps her fingers and I’m plummeting from the stratosphere.

As I was falling panic was hitting me and I couldn't help but shriek at the moment. What came out wasn't a shriek but a dragon roar...right I’m a dragoon. Eris said my memories would start flowing but I don’t think she meant this soon. As I came to my senses I stretch my wings out..oh please don’t be like the real scoots.

Luckily enough for me they weren't and I was now gliding instead of falling. Why I was panicking, I don’t know because I’d survive the fall. Oh yeah the pain and of course force of habit. Not used to being indestructible. Now fully calm I take a look at my guided fall with my glorious dragon eyes, instincts now kicking in. I could see various approach vectors and damn could I see far. It was amazing as I let the wind guide me I looked around Cloudsdale was beautiful. There it stood...floated? in all it’s fluffy white glory. I was curious but a small chime in my head later.

“You don’t have time for sightseeing, kick it into gear and follow the wind or you’ll miss her.”

“You’re in my head now? I’m not even gonna ask how” She gave me a small explanation and it was like I thought. I had a mental line to Eris.

I noticed the wind flow in the form of arrows for possible flight paths. I couldn't help but wonder if it was like this for all fliers or just the few with heavily trained minds and bodies. But that was a subject for later, I must go faster. I dove to pick up speed and shot up I was done gliding, it was time to fly. Faster, FAster, FASTER. I can’t miss her or my plans go down the shitter and Eris won’t let me live this down.

A couple of minutes and impromptu turns later. There she was Rainbow Dash, the (eventual) fastest (equine) flyer in Equestria getting ready to start the race I land on the cloud. “Mind if I join ya” I say wow my voice sounds a bit predatory hope I don’t scare her too much.

“Sure miser whatever you are. Saw you flying, you’re pretty fast. But you’ll be coming in second.” She said with with her chest puffed up they bullies did the same. They are so cute if they think I’m scared of them. Fluttershy just kept her head down, but if I didn't know better I’d say she was checking me out.

“Name’s Storm Shadow, my enemies call me the oncoming storm. You miss can call me Storm. and I’m not a ‘whatever’ I’m a…”

“Dragoon...right” Fluttershy finished. Well I’ll be damned it looks like she had some smarts on different species before the fall huh. I felt guilty at what I knew was about to happen to her.

“Correct, now I’d like your names if you don’t mind” I got their names even though I knew them already I didn't even listen to the idiots spout their names jackasses would get theirs in a minute.

When the race began I didn’t look back as Fluttershy fell, knowing full well she’d be just fine. I flew past the fools one after the other leaving me right next to dash. I winked at her while flying at her upside down. A moment of foolishness that would not repeat itself in this race. One of the jerks bumps RD and that causes me to shift a bit and RD to accelerate. Okay the game is on.

I accelerated as much as I could following RD's slipstream the goal was not to beat her but to match her. As She reached the crescendo of her speed I did the same and up we boomed, her leaving a rainbow and me leaving a slime trail. It was awesome. I look her in the eye. “Yes RD, that did just happen. You did a sonic rainboom and I guess I did a sonic slime boom of sorts, and we are still going!” I take one look at her flank to see her cutie mark and look at mine...nada. We boomed across Equestria and of course the predestined events ensued on our return I noticed my plan was failing I was still conscious and we were nearing home plate. I make a mental call to Eris.

“Yes love, I’ll help you redout in 3,2,1.”

I fell to the floor of Cloudsdale RD slowed my descent to an acceptable level and screamed for help. When I came to on my own in a nice bed that smelled nice. I took another whiff, it smelled of a mare. Not the sexy smell albeit but the comforting kind, it smelled like a mother.

“How you feeling, kid. Rainbow brought you home with the help a stallion spouting off some nonsense about her doing a rainboom, names Prism Lilly by the way.”I was laying on the bed back down. it was comfy satin sheets and all. Then one thought came to mind. How the fuck is this bed not...

“Don’t finish that thought or you’ll have an angry mare on your hands. There’s no slime on the bed because you’re trying to be courteous and not fuck up her bed. You have to want to slime something for it to get messy.”

Thanks for the info

I take a look at who I assume to be RD’s mom and she was a mirror image of her daughter only her beauty was more feminine and her hair was in a bun with chopsticks in it. I look at her cutie mark and it was prism with light shining out of it for a rainbow flower effect. I have no clue what job that ensued. It was time to analyze.

This house looks nice and the bed’s way too big for a single mare. No necklace on her and all photos are of her and RD. And damn was she fit, I could tell even through the robe she had what stallions wanted. *Ding* She’s a whorse, most likely a high end one or a companion of sorts. I just need to ask, fuck subtlety.

“I’m fine, miss Prism.” I say in a “I’m not going to sue you” voice. She gave me a look that said drop the miss. “As for the rainboom nonsense it’s real I was there hell I did a sonic boom myself.” She rolled her eyes in disbelief, I’d have to prove it to her later. Now it’s time for the whammy. “Not to be rude, but after a quick analysis of you and this place. Wow there’s really no nice way to ask this so here it goes. Are you a mare of the “business” ?

Prism blushed at my question and then I knew I hit the nail on the head. “How does a little colt, dragoon or no. Know about the business?” I gave her a who knows gesture and she glares at me. “Don’t even think about blackmailing me twerp, I’m licensed.”

Okay now I was hurt. She thinks I want bits? I gotta straighten this out. “Prism, I’m not trying to pull anything I swear. I just need a place to stay! Let me stay here with you and Dash and I’ll protect you.” Prism was thinking about it. Having a fire breather under her roof meant she wouldn't have to worry about the more violent johns, one proper scream and I would run in mouth ablaze. I could feel her voice over on her face, time to bring it home. “For free!” Yup that had her.

“Can you breath fire?” I ignite a small blaze in my mouth. “Are you strong?” I get out of bed and pick her up with one claw. “And you’ll protect us for food and board?” I nod. Prism takes a moment to gather her thoughts about my proposal. “Okay kid, but I’ll sweeten the pot a bit. You do good by me and I’ll give you an extra treat, sound good?” She put a bit of classy and sexy into it and this time it was my turn to think I nod.

“Oh and I don’t need to go to school so I can follow you or watch dash at a distance. My sensory abilities are that of a dragons not a pony.” She smiles at my acceptance of the deal and joins me in the bed….

Luckily for me and Prism RD was out cold for a while. Considering how small she was, the rainboom completely fucked her metabolism. The only reason she didn't pass out with me was to get us somewhere safe. If it took me, the colt with the godly healing factor an hour to return to the waking world it might take her a full day or two to get back to being herself.

I asked prism if RD knew about her job and she said she did. They needed to eat and she was a MILF, so there was no shame to it when she took to the job. She’s laying next to me cuddling me like a child and not like we just had sex for the past few hours. Prism was a veteran at knowing where and when to flip the sexy switch and by what she told me, she wouldn't quit this job even if I gave her a brick of aluminum (turns out it’s a rare metal here) it was an easy job and she got to feel good doing it (most of the time any way).

“Keep your promise, okay.” Prism said while massaging my feathers. In the medical way not the sexual way, that had already been done. Now how could this become awkward. Rainbow Dash came groggily walking into the room to snap awake and notice her mom servicing me.

“Mom, you didn't!” Prism being a veteran whorse and knowing how to fake it lies. While Dash being young and naive buys it.

I decide to roll with Prism on this one. “She was just comforting me, I was pretty messed up.” To get her to drop the subject, I gave them something that had just come to me, my backstory.

I Started from the part where dragoon eggs are usually crushed on sight by dragons out of fear. Then going into detail on how my egg was dealt with since it wouldn't break. They tossed it in a pit of lava as my mother watched in horror restrained by the enforcers. Their plan to kill me before I lived however was short lived as the lava caused me to hatch. I clawed my way out of the pit and plopped down next to my mother Nova. Now that I was hatched they tried to crush me. My bones made that task impossible, I’d only cut the shit out of anything that tried to hurt me or my mommy. And then I gave them something terrifying to chew on. One of those bastards ate me.

“They ate...you?” Prism and RD said in unison both blanching at the idea of someone eating a foal, which I technically was since I was half equine. I held a claw up in the air to get silence and continued my epic.

When the idiot ate me, the dum-bass actually swallowed. She didn't chew they figured out damn quick that my bones won’t crush, my scales were strong, and I regenerated whenever I was hurt. I clawed my way out of the dumb fuck using my claws since I didn't know how to “unsheathe” my blades yet. Turns out my claws and teeth can gut a dragon and I popped out of her stomach. The dumb-asses hadn't had enough yet they charged at me screaming “abomination” and blew fire at me. Fire to which I ate and spat back at them with twice the force. Since Equestrians know jack shit about dragons I had to explain that...

1.We could remember things from birth.

2.We Should not be able to breathe a mega-flame as soon as we’re hatched. But I did.

3.I had just gone through a rite of passage in ascending from the lava pit and as luck would have it the shaman bore witness

and that saved me from any other would be assailants coming at me yelling the a word I hate so much.

4.Despite my age (in pony years, not my actual age) my mind was the equivalent of a teenagers (that was more for Prism than

dash considering what we had just done).

With that done I continued what little was left. After the assault on me I made it clear that I wasn’t just a foal, I was a warrior capable of protecting what was important to him. So I pretty much got to integrate with the clan and within two years I had grown to the size of an eight year old (once again pony years not dragon). My body didn’t age past that point for a while but my mind got sharper. I made friends with the tribe members and they pushed me to new heights flight came to me within the lunar cycle.

The thought of me flying terrified mommy (yes I said mommy, I’m digging through old memories after all). After accelerated growth rate or not,I was still her baby. My teachers loved me for my ability to learn and grasp the abstract parts of being a dragon. While kids that were twice my (birth) age were struggling to make fire, I was the teachers aid. That part didn’t surprise the pair since they remembered my affinity for fire.

After about a month of flying my ability to see currents and approach vectors kicked in. Apparently I had yet another gift, advanced flight calculation. Mommy was starting to get alarmed at my growth both mental and physical. By that point I was what they saw before them. I had to explain that I am around Prism's age, making me twenty-five (birth age not body type). That made me older than her (she's eighteen). By pony standards I was of age however by dragon standards I was barely older than dash’s age and should not be this size nor should I be thinking like an adult. The clerics had told her that it was natural for a dragoon to grow like I had and to not worry about it anymore, for it would soon stop. She still did of course as all mommies do but she let me grow and didn't smother me like a pony mother would.

Now came the fun part, how I ended up in Cloudsdale. “I’m here on a Pilgrimage to find my true self. Something I could not do at the roost. I would have to live amongst the ponies for a while to find a balance between the two sides of me. Mom agreed that I need to find my own way. Not one that was expected of me.”

I drank a glass of water Prism got for me during a small pause. They liked my backstory and so did I. Both of them had the typical pony reaction..tears of empathy. Sadly they weren't similar in being considerate

“Wow, that was Epic. You totally kicked a bunch of older dragons flanks on your hatching day!” Dash shouted while bouncing up and down in excitement for the action she had just heard.

“Oh sweetheart, you've lived through such strife! It would be my honor to house you for your pilgrimage. If you chose to stay with us ponies feel free to stay here!” Prism cooed. Damn this mare was growing on me.

I preferred Prism’s reaction to Rainbow’s but then again I just think Prism is the better pony since she’s not well, jumping up and down saying how “awesome” it is that I can stay. But her eyes did have a small glimmer in them. I have a feeling that she has yearned for male company beyond the johns that come to and in her. And now she would have it in me. Although I may be a school colt in comparison, I have the a mental capacity far exceeding a young teenager. Meaning I wouldn't be having childish conversations with her, that’s what Dash is for.

After a talk with Prism we tell Rainbow what my role in the house would be. I’m the home security system since I’m a fucking dragoon and school foals would freak out at me being in school I wouldn't be going.

“Oh plop, I was hoping I’d get to have an awesome friend at school!” Dash Shouted

“Young lady, your language!” Prism countered

I just shake my head at the mother daughter display before me. “Prism, you and I both know she could've said something worse. And Dash I don’t want to deal with colts and fillies calling me monster and all that jazz. If you got anything from my story it should’ve been how dangerous it is to get me angry. So yeah, I’ll be avoiding anyone our age for a while. And yes that’s right I refuse to talk like a pony.”

“Well kid, I for one don’t care how you talk so long as you stay classy around my customers. Oh and try to keep my Rainbow Dash out trouble will you.” Damn is she always gonna talk to me with that sexy tone of voice. I hope so!

Prism had to call a few favors to get me citizenship and some ponies wanted more than she could give at the moment I for one was just happy that I had a place to stay and am a proud citizen of Cloudsdale, Equestria.

After my registration was complete, we went shopping for stuff for my room which would conjoin to Prism’s (For security Purposes). We ended up doing most of the shopping at a shop that focused on draconic customers. I ended up getting a nice lava bath for my room and got a normal shower attachment. As it turns out it’s not actually lava, the tub was enchanted and had multiple settings on it lava was just my favorite. Prism insisted on getting me a bed that had a diamond dust mattress. Saying that it would give a dragon the feeling of sleeping with diamonds or other gems and anyone else the feeling of sleeping on a cloud.

“I’m sorry Prism, you’re spending so many bits on me!” I stand on my hind legs, it felt more easing to do so. RD and Prism had gotten used to it but Prism pulled me right back down saying other ponies would find it intimidating. I am such a dumb-ass I didn't even think about that. Back down to all four claws I went.

“Nonsense Storm. If you have such a problem with my charity, consider it a business investment.” I wanted to rebuke that but I couldn't, she had me there. Dash just snickered at my defeat by her mother and was being really quiet.

“Dash why haven’t you been talking much or trying to get Prism to buy something.”

Dash jerks at the mention of her name and looks at me.“Shopping for home stuff is more mom’s thing. I mean, have her suggestions been wrong so far? It’s just not my scene.” Prism rolled her eyes a bit Dash didn't notice that but I did. I say nothing more to the out of her element Dash and embrace something I love doing... shopping (guys can like shopping too you know)

With that over and out of the way, we headed home. For some reason being able to call their home mine as well made me happy. Was this the harmonizing magic of Equestria making it easier for a misfit like me to find happiness?

I heard the tell tale ring of Eris contacting me. “You’re correct Storm, that’s exactly what it is. Crazy shit will happen in Equestria, just do your best to cope and not question it too much.” and the call ended without me saying a thing to her. Well this is going to be fun.

Prism went to make dinner as soon as we got home but I stopped her. “Let me make y’all something. I’m sure you’ll love it!” i I nom a ruby, which tasted like a cherry jolly rancher.

I head into the kitchen and get to business. Considering the pony diet I had to kill most of my ideas for dinner and settled with a nice veggie bowl. The bowl consisted of mashed potatoes, steamed carrots, corn, and a spritz of sour cream. I added a glass of wine for Prism and another for myself to see if I could get away with it. I sat the food and beverages down on the square table that was definitely made out of unpolished quartz. There was an imprint of Lilly’s mark on the table. It was made of a slightly different material I’m gonna say pearl. I’ll take that as a sign of stature and elegance or something.

Turns out I did she figured it would take a metric fuckton to get a me drunk and so she just let me enjoy the wine with her. Prism was at one end and Dash was at another. I, of course was sitting between them. When we’re all done Prism takes the plates. She would allow me to give no objection to the matter.

After that was done we sat on the couch and watched some TV. It was a generic pony sitcom according to Dash but I like it.

“Storm that was a lovely meal, dear” Prism said to me in her mother-like voice with a hint of sexy in it.

“Yeah It was pretty good!” Dash chimed in

I was happy they liked my cooking. “Thanks, you two. The recipe calls for salt and pepper but I didn't know how much salt would be a safe level for a pony since it doesn't do to me what it does to y’all.” I stated in an honest manner.

Prism stated her appreciation of my thoughtfulness and as we finished the show the stuff we purchased for my room came in. The installation team consisted of Pegasi, Griffins,a few unicorns with the cloud walking spell equipped, and one dragoness around my age (technical not official). The unicorns handled the creation of my room and helped with moving some of the more delicate things while the Pegasi and Griffins handled everything else. The dragoness was the one to set up my bath and shower and she calibrated it perfectly.

I rewarded all but the dragoness for the hard work with a veggie bowl. I gave the dragoness my juiciest ruby for her work and she (discreetly) moved her tail just enough for me to see the goods as she walked away. Either she’s trying to bait me for more or I’m exceedingly attractive for my age. As prism and Dash glared at the dragoness I decided to go with the later. Dash yawns and heads for bed. With Prism’s schedule clear for the full day, I decide to do the same.

“Goodnight, mom”

“Goodnight, Prism” We say at the same time.

She blew us both kisses, mine got a wink. Once again Dash missed it. I head up to my newly acquired room and retire for the night.