Mad Max Meniacal Monarch

Today was the day. The GGG was tonight and I would definitely have fun tonight. Prism was saying the same thing. One of her regulars had booked her for a date, so if I wanted her company today I’d be shit outta luck! Her date was some member of the upper crust in Cloudsdale. One good thing about Cloudsdale, it’s upper class aren’t total douchebags! Their mostly cool to be around and give to the community. But every batch has its bad apples. Prism’s date however, is not one of those bad apples.

Maximum Velocity is a pretty good looking stallion for his age. The man’s pushing fifty, but he doesn’t look a day over thirty. And neither does his cock or stamina for that matter. He’s given Prism a run for his money. He doesn’t give her as long or hard a ride as I do, but got damn can he fuck! No joke, watching him do his do is like art. I watch in whenever I can when he cums for Prism. There’s no way to say this without there being any homo in it. But he actually makes me wish I had a set of lady loins for him to violate hard! I would say no homo, but all homo was intended.

*Hardcore masturbation is coming up Ctrl+f exited shower to skip*

I spot a reflection in the glass of the shower and notice I’m a mare. Well I am in the shower and I happen to currently be a mare, so fuck it! And fuck it I did. After locking the door and turning the shower on full blast. I (gently) clawed at my honeypot. A extremely loud moan escaped from my mouth as I felt a spike of pleasure spike through my body. Holy shit, and that wasn’t even an orgasm! This is going to be so much fun!

As my claw was busy, I worked my breast (which were about 36 D amazing [and improbable] for my technical age I don’t think they’ll be growing much) with the other claw and my tongue. Since I was completely arouse, the membrane that of flesh that protects them from the elements was long receded. Got damn I was working it! Each movement of my claw made me lose my mind, but it wasn’t enough! More, I want so much more!

Wait my shower head is detachable! Didn’t take me long to rip that shit off its mount and place it to my love hole. Damn did having that water gushing in me feel good. I’m not ashamed to admit that I prodded my ass a bit with my tail. Wait a minute, MY TAIL. In seconds my tail was ready to pound away at my precious place. I had to be careful since this female body was definitely a virgin. I prodded gently, hoping to Eris and any other deity that was listening in/watching my session (perverts) that my hymen did not regenerate. I don’t want to deal with that shit every time i switch genders. But a little pain at first would be worth the immense pleasure I can’t get as a male.

“It might grow back a few times, but it shouldn’t persist. Now get back to working yourself, lover! I’m enjoying the show!” Pervert. “Damn straight I am!”

As soon as she left or at the very least shut up in my head, I got back to work with my tail. When I was sure I was aroused enough I began to further explore my new hole. Ouch, it took a moment to get over the pain. I’ve had worse I mean the Ungai caused me more pain than this, but I didn’t want to break my poor little pussy and I had never fucked a virgin so I didn’t know the limits for first timers. As soon as the pain resided, I slowly pumped my tail in further batting the ridges around every now and then. I gave some attention to my clit to hasten my feeling good. Oh my, was that ever a good call. My pleasure intensified and my head tilted back due to the sudden increase in pleasure.

My tail was better than any vibrator! Now I know why Tender loves this thing so much, I’m right there with you girlfriend! It wasn’t long before I began to back it up like a wanton whore. My tail was amazing but I wanted to be mounted from my very core! Not long after I started thinking about the most glorious stud I could think of at the moment, Maximum Velocity the stallion that started this in the first place. My train of thought was going straight to old man Maxi.

I pounded away like I didn’t have a care in the world, until I felt something building up. Oh ancestors, this is it! I needed a bit of assistance and shove the shower head, which was spherical up my ass and let the water flow for a bit before pushing that shit up there. My eyes had long since rolled to the back of my head and at that moment I was glad that the Prism made me to do a little anal play with her before I went into her for the first time. There’s no way to explain it other than mind blowing and then I fainted. When I came to the shower head was still in my ass and my tail had long since been popped out of my pussy. But it wasn’t even 0500 yet so the girls are all out cold, which is a good thing since I want more.

I put my tail back to my pussy and popped the shower head out of my ass, I had better things to use in my room. After finding a good anal toy, I run back to my shower and got back to business. I ended up going at myself until my hymen no longer regenerated. I fucked myself six times. I barely have the patience to jerk off three times before I’m bored of playing with myself! When my fun was had, I exited the shower.

*Knock knock” “Storm, are you okay. I heard a lot of groaning!” Great Prism you pick this moment to turn on you mommy”instincts!

“I’m fine, you silly filly!” I said in a voice that definitely wasn’t my male one. Fuck, I forgot to change back. Well that would’ve been hard since my tail was still in there.

“Storm, I smell a mare! You’re not serving anypony this early, what’s going on.” She said worriedly. “Baby, please let me in. Whatever is going on, I’ll understand!” Prism was crying I could just change back, but Prism’s really worried about me. Fuck it! It was time to have no secrets in this family (except the one about me not being from equus).

Unlocking the door, I let Prism in to see me in all my feminine glory. I could feel her confusion and then it fizzled into pure curiosity. “So Storm, what’s going on?” She asks while eyeing me up. I feel her assessing my “assets” but it wasn’t the sexual type, not completely. There was some business in her stare. “forty bits.” Prism muttered to herself.

“What was that, Prism?” I asked even though I know damn well what she said.

“I assessed you at forty bits, okay?!” I giggled at her she had given me a rate higher than hers, I was flattered. She gave me a rate that was ten bits over hers. “So what’s going on here?”

I tell her to sit down and when she does I gave her the skinny. “So you’re a changeling huh? I thought they were an old mare's tale!”

“I am not a changeling. I am a half breed, so It’s changeling dragoon. Or just a dragoon as I prefer. And before you ask, this is my real form, but I have a rather scary changeling form.” she dismissed me as overselling my form do to lack of not licking it. Well she asked for it “ Step in the shower, please” She didn’t question my request. I shifted into my changeling form to reveal my other half to her, while still being female. Hoping that it would lessen the blow

It didn’t. Prism pissed herself in horror. “Storm, you’re terrifying!” Ouch, my feelings! not really! I smirk and laugh it off. My other form possessed black and green scales with orange changeling wings. Not a hole was my my body and my blades looked sharper. My flowing mane eyes and cutie mark were the only things unchanged by my reveal of my hyde side. Even my fangs were sharper, if that were possible. I swear I looked more horrifying than a nightmare dragon. I was saddened that I still didn’t have a fucking horn! This served as proof that half breeds ( or at the very least Puzzle and I) were more like the other parent

Hell, if my dragoon body screamed predator, than hyde screamed super predator! Prism was frozen in my eyes and I could see and taste the fear. I was waiting for her to ask if they were just a meal to me. “Why didn’t you tell us sooner! You’ve been with us for a while and you, dear are family!”

“You mean you’re not gonna yell and holler about everyone being just a meal to me?” Prism slapped me, hard.

“Don’t even think about the that, Storm! Do you have any idea how important you are to me...and this family!” She hastily added after noticing she made a love based comment. I hug Prism. She had just saved me from my greatest fear, being rejected by my loved ones here in Equestria. “So, wanna have some fun with this body of yours?” Prism took a whiff. “I mean some more fun!” She pushed me down to the bed and grabbed her favorite toy from her room. Wow, I’m going to be fucked by my own dick and I’m going to love every second!

*Here comes more sex Ctrl+f breakfast to skip*

“Oh storm, Are you ready to play?” Prism sang with joy. I answered by opening my legs. She went to put the other part of two mini mes merged via a v connector straight into my wanting hole, but I stopped her and pointed to the hole and made a licking motion. I wanted oral and I would have it. Prism just made a sexy sigh and smirk and gave into my desires. A pony’s tongue is different from a dragon’s, it’s thicker and wider and couldn’t go as deep as a dragon’s could. But I think it the volume is a fair trade for length. Having her eat me out sent pleasure straight through my spine as I arched in glee. Every lick Prism gave me was vastly appreciated and rewarded with moans groans and gasps.

After a couple of minutes, she was back to hoofing mini me. “Now this is going to feel like the close to the real thing. The only thing the enchantment couldn’t capture was the feeling of flesh.” I responded Prism with a bend upwards. I wanted that dick in me. I wanted my dick in my pussy and I wanted it now! She thankfully took the hint and began the insertion.

Wow, she wasn’t kidding. This thing was as warm and big as my dick. Having a mold of my own dick shoved in pussy didn’t feel weird at all, in fact it made me want to get fucked harder. “Harder, faster, stronger...please!” I whimpered to her. Prism seemed to like my begging and gave me the ride I asked for, a full force rut. I felt myself tighten and loosen at the pulling and pushing of mini me. This was better than my tail. Maybe it was because I was getting fucked silly!

Prism grabbed one of my legs and lifted it up in the air, licking it while I squeezed the toy. Not wanting it out of me for a second. I started toying with a nipple and my clit while she proceeded to fuck my pussy up. Putting my leg back down and wrapping both of them around her flanks, I pull her closer to me. I want it deeper!

Grabbing hold of Prism’s neck I pull her in for a long kiss. we pull away in a bit and I cried out. Well there goes another orasm. I wonder how many I can have before my mind 404’s? Huh strange, this is where Eris usually makes a witty quip

“Okay two things, bitch!
I’m having some fun time to your fun time I have no Idea How about you just shut up and get yourself fucked”

That’s three things, darling!

“Bitch, I am the goddess of chaos and disarray, fuck logic!”

Fair enough. Back to the sexy-time

While having prism fuck me to yet another orgasm was fun, I was feeling like I wanted to be on top. Not even giving her any warning, I switch positions with her and start bouncing on that dick. “I see why you’ve been so hungry for a dragoness, this is a beautiful view!” prism said whilst thrusting her hips and grabbing my tits with her hooves, which felt like a fingerless palm was massaging them. Grabbing her thighs as a hand hold, I increase the rate of my bumping and grinding.

I used my tail to play with Prism’s wings a bit, she loved itt and thrusted harder. I went into reverse cowgirl, giving prism a full view of my holes. “Prism, put something in my ass. I want to get DPed!” Prism just smiled at my statement and grabbed my tail and shoved it straight up my gaping hole. She controlled my tail while I kept up my wanton riding.

Having the mini me in my pussy and my tail in my ass felt different. But a good kind of different. We rode out our pleasure for a bit but she suddenly stopped.”Why’d you stop”!”

She knelt on the bed and pointed at mini me. “Suck it, you whorse!” Ii just didn’t even think about it and sucked that dick like it was my favourite kind of popsicle. I up and down on that shit like it was the sweetest thing ever. Sucking it licking it and giving it a clawjob. Prism tilted her head back and moaned like but I needed to be sure the connector was working. ”Prism are you feeling this?”

“Yes, now get back to work, slacker!” I bit it a just for that. “That hurt, storm!”

“Than you shouldn’t treat me like I’m a trollop, I’m the one in control here! Blowjob 091; yes I put you in a remedial class, never belittle the woman sucking your dick. You treat her like the goddess she is for sucking you in the first place!” Prism felt like an epic bitch for going too far in the abuse play and hung her head in shame as I continued to suck her off to oblivion. Like the giddy little whorse I am. My attitude was almost completely flipped when I changed sexes. Inverse mark, inverse persona. Another difference I noticed was I was talking like I belonged in Kansai! I dropped that thought and got back to work. Like Prism had so rudely suggested.

Nothing gonna come out. The harder and faster I suck, the other mini me on my end will send a signal to the connector and the connector channels the energy through her end, straight into her head. Her cry of pain was the downside of the linking magic allowing the mini mes to feel warm and hard as the real thing and the connector to send a tenth of the pain of the bite and two thirds of the pleasure. I couldn’t find a way to compensate for that loss in my designs. Shit, I was just surprised no unicorn thought about this considering how many lesbians are out there. I split the earnings with the unicorn sixty- forty since I didn’t have the magic to make it possible.

I wouldn’t have bitten as hard if she felt the full pain. I’m a slut, not a bitch! “Hey, I’m suckin ya dick here! Anata no kakkōī o shūryō shi, watashi no kuchi no shita ni kono koto o tsukidasu! Quit yer bitchin and shove this thing down my mouth!” Now was a perfect time to test for a gag reflex. I had always been told that dragons don’t have them, but I never put that to the test. I don’t know why I had repeated myself with Prism, she had asked me to teach her Japanese after I and Celly (still unbeknownst to her) made friends with her and left back for Japan.

Much to my glee, Prism did as I had asked and shoved that shit down my throat. Turns out that the adults weren’t pulling my leg, dragons really do lack a gag reflex. Which in this case was good for me! She grabbed my head for a handhold and started fucking my throat like it was a pussy. It went deeper and deeper until it was base to mouth. Heh, base to mouth. My mouth was working on Prism’s dick or more accurately, she was working my throat with her dick.

My pussy felt lonely, so I let my tail do it’s work on my downstairs. I matched Her thrusting as best I could and we both went at it like we were in heat! My senses were tingling, we had a visitor! Get in her right now Puzzle Piece! She didn’t hear us fucking, the soundproofing spell that I forgot to switch on when I was playing with myself was turned on by Prism before we started fucking.

Yes, boss! So how do you like being a female.

It’s fucking incredible Puzzle! Why didn’t you tell me it would feel this good:?

You know by know that It can’t be explained with just words, boss!

Touche!

Puzzle takes a male form to fuck the shit out of me with PrismI The two of them double teaming me was mind breaking, if my bed weren’t made of diamond dust, I woulda destroyed it. While Prism was only feeling a percentage, Puzzle felt all of me. We even melded via the hive mind. Melding was an intimate act and it made sex with two changelings world shattering. I felt him feeling me and he felt me feeling him. Prism got a little jealous of this when we told her about it and pouted while she plunged away.

We couldn’t have that! Flipping both of us and the switch on the connector so it would register as my didck, I took control and I started ta fuck her. Puzzle plunged his dick inta her and started pumping. We were still melded. Our joint orgasms were astronomical. Believe it or not, the three of us came together. We were knocked out of our stupor by the growling of stomachs, It was time for breakfast!

After fucking for hours in both rooms, the three of us take a shower and step into the kitchen. The Dash was up and oh was she in for a surprise. I was still in my female form. The normal one not the scary one. Prism, Puzzle, and I entered the room kissing, they were mauling my boobs with their wings, which tickled a lot. We separated when we reached the kitchen table and I went to make food, eggs and hashbrowns. Dash had some questions, but I made her wait for the other five girls that I sent Puzzle to retrieve.

When the girls were assemble I changed back into my male form in front of them and Puzzle mimicked Gilda to show she was one as well. After the explanation, I waited for responses. “I fucking knew it, pay up Nocturne!” d'Artagnan cried in victory. I’ll have to ask her what gave me away to her later!

“Yeah that explains a lot, actually.” The twins say as if it didn’t really matter

“Took you long enough to tell us, Storm!” Was all Gilda had to say in this matter. Well son of a bitch, I’ve been keeping this secret all this time and I could’ve just told them two months ago and it wouldn’t have fucking mattered! My paranoia is a double-edged sword! Puzzle was right there with me in the what the fuck department though. Neither of us were expecting to be welcomed with open arms, but we were.

I shifted back into my female form to notice my cutie mark was naturally inverted and not something I thought up. I guess that would help if I ever wanted a good old fashioned sausage injection. I drooled at the thought of it. Damn, I’m more of a slut as a female! It’s a close call though. I need a name! “What do I call myself when I’m like this?” I ask out loud.

The girls were all puzzled on that one. No one had any Idea what to go with. “NIght Fury!” It smoothly flowed out of dashes lips like it was natural. All the girls nodded their heads in approval. Not only was the name badass, it actually fit my look according to them.

I took a good look at myself. Other than being an obvious mare, I looked completely different! The base for my scales was still black but orange and green switched places. So my hair was black and orange and my wings were slime green! I was just glad my eyes were still the same. When I was on my hind legs you could notice muscles I had toned. My face and waist were absolutely lovely. I didn’t even bother measuring myself, I don’t wear clothes. Not to ring my own bell, but If I was a guy, I’d do me! Heh, well I guess I already did though! If my male form was a sword, then my female one was a hidden blade.

“Night Fury, mama like!” I’m not even fighting the small changes in my personality. It just feels right when I’m in this form. Dash was happy that I had taken a liking ta my new name. I could feel her pressing against me a little.

“So, Night. When do you want to go shopping!” Prism cried in excitement. That was a good question. I was just happy that my love for shopping wasn’t changed with the form change!

“How is that even a question Prism? I wanna get shoppin as soon as possible. I don’t have anything that accents my femininity! But today is not the day to do it, the gala and whatnot.” I say, switching back to my male form. Girls, you have your dresses packed in your saddlebags, right?” All the girls going to the gala (all adults save d'Artagnan) said yes in a shrill voice. It was time for me to go to the garage and strap myself into the custom air chariot I had made for such an occasion. I was just happy I tested the shock absorbing system in the passenger area and it worked. So I’d be traveling at subsonic to sonic speeds.

I had my jacket and hat long since ready I’d be wearing a jacket-hoodie combination of MJ’s (yes another Ode to the king of pop) Smooth Criminal. It was dressy enough and I was Celestia’s escort for the evening, so it’s not like anyone but her could stop me from entering. Yeah, I’d like to see them try! The only difference is these guys could put up a fight, they were royal guard after all. The girls were only a small bit irked that I had to be in Canterlot this early. But they dropped it since we’ll be there in roughly ten minutes. Cloudsdale was about a four hour flight from canterlot, but I’d have the girls there in about ten minutes thanks to my speed.

The only part that kept me waiting was the girls. About ten minutes after I was strapped in and ready, the girls came in and loaded their bags in the back and took their seats. “Keh. Thank you for riding Air Storm. Please remain seated at all times and buckle up. Don’t forget to keep you appendages in the car at all times. Look in front of you and you’ll see popcorn for and a bottle of juice for you enjoyment. As per your request, we will be docking at the B junction so you ladies will have your choice of restaurants ranging from Donut Joe’s to IHOW and Pancake House.”

The girls would be flying home without me. I started training tomorrow and I’d be moving into the castle for that purpose. Celestia and I had grown close in the last two months. We were sending each other letters via dragon fire. Her latest one displayed her giddiness that her friend would be joining her to make her time at the gala less boring. I’d be spending the entire day leading up to the event with her, so this was going to be fun. Even if I’d only see ponies try to kiss Celly’s glorious golden cutie marked ass. Down boy, midflight is not the time to have a hardon!

As soon as I dropped the girls off to get their breakfast and meet their respective dates, I was gone baby gone. Well as fast as I can go in a docking area (about 30 Mph). I couldn’t get out of that dock fast enough as a made a direct jet to the castle booming well above city level so it was obvious that I was coming. The area near the castle is a no fly zone to civilians. Slowing down as my slime trail became clearly obvious. Celly said she informed the aerial patrol about me in advance. I really hope that wasn’t her trolling me, because that wouldn’t be pretty for me.

True to her word, or rather words. The patrol met me halfway to the castle. They lead me into the castle and to the ballroom, where Celly was waiting for me. As I had asked them, we entered without making a sound and Celly was busy speaking with the some important looking...Holy shit, it’s a doe! And she’s fucking hot! Their backs were turned to us I signaled the patrolmen to be quiet and they seemed to like where I was going with this.

“Security for the gala I prepared, your highness. Our sweeps turned nothing suspicious!” The doe declared to Celly in a serious manner.

“Excellent, Sergeant Doe! Hopefully the gala will go without a hitch!” Oh you lying little bitch you want there to be a hitch!

Moving forward with on the ceiling my ninja skills and not my wings (i didn’t want to fuck up a perfect opportunity), I walk to about the middle of them. Now one thing is true everywhere I go. The big birds in the sky never look up. I took that moment to hop down and land between the two of them. “You were saying something about there being no suspicion, Miss Jane Doe?” Celestia snickered and Sgt. Doe

“How in tartarus did you know my name, boy!” Sweet, I was right. I couldn’t stop laughing at GI Jane Doe. Mustn’t say it...mustn't say it! “Wait a tick, you’re that bloke! The hero of Cloudsdale!” Heavy had given me the title and it stuck since I kept saving the city from various things. It was mostly crime that I ended up busting though. But what can I say...I’m the best at what I do!

Celly cleared her throat and got Jane to stand at attention. I on the other hand, was slouching a bit. I’m not in the guard yet! “Sergeant Doe, I would like you to meet your new Corporal! Storm Shadow is a friend of mine and has been since his debut to the public. He has a background in the Draconic army in Japan and Equestria and was ranked Major. I’m sure you can imagine my surprise when he requested a fresh start in one of his letters.” Jane was just looking at me mouthing “major, majorly unbelieveable” Celly heard that and put a little ice in her statement. Celly went on about hoping the two of us could get along and the importance of my smooth integration. With what could’ve been a discussion with a kind ruler turned into a “fuck this up and you’re a private” conversation. Celestia really didn’t like her SGT. badmouthing her friend. Doe gulped from the tension.

I took the time to eye her up and I could tell that she didn’t have a stick up her ass. That however didn’t me that she wouldn’t throw the book at me if I fucked up. Another thing I noticed was she wasn’t wearing armor. She’s rocking tactical combat armor and had some battle scars. Looking at her gave me even more clarity. Hold the phone, she’s way too seasoned to be a SGT!

“I’m not in the normal royal guard, am I?” Both of them had evil smirks on their faces. My theory on SGT Doe was correct. She was SGT but she was more seasoned than your typical one. When I agreed to join a few months ago, Celly wasted no time in listing me as an asset and making sure I ended up in the Sol Guard, Her special ops defence force for when the guard is overwhelmed. The guard was the shield while the sol guard was the sword. While this was just an extension of the guard, I wouldn’t be wasting my time guarding a gate! I was in strikeforce, fuck yes! I just found it funny that I haven’t even started yet and I’m already a fucking Corporal

“If you think you’ll get any respect in my unit for being a vigilante, think again. You’re a CPL, so you won’t have to worry about your subordinates but expect some heat from our superiors. Especially when you move into the barracks.”

“He won’t be staying at the barracks, he’s staying in the solar wing as my ward.” Celly just dropped a bomb. She turned to face me and grinned. You fucking troll! Doe gave me a “good luck kid” look as she was dismissed by Celly, the queen of the trolls.

“Your ward, really! You do know that now I’m gonna have to deal with ass kissers and soldiers with chips on their shoulders. Great what am I gonna do next time I see Colonel Night Light. Your student, his daughter doesn’t even have quarters in solar suite!” Well in her defense, the girl has her own fucking warded tower so she doesn’t blow shit up. She just giggled at my predicament. I try to keep my anger but that giggle is fucking cheating! She’s too cute to be mad at right now. How do stallions ever win an argument?

She brought me in for a hug, using her wings as well. “I’m sorry for not telling you sooner Storm. But even if I hadn’t done that, they would have found out about your lineage in the Draconic Empire.” She said while nuzzling me a bit. “I’m just happy we can see each other more than twice a week!” Celly cried in excitement. Yeah, we can rendezvous more often now that I work in the guard and live like twenty feet away in the suite she had been preparing for me for the last month. Solar wing, occupants two.

“Okay point taken. Watashi wa akirameru, I give up! Since I’m sure you have things to do before the gala, I’m going to pay Twilight a visit. I want to make sure she’s been following my advice in taking care of the hatchling. I still haven’t seen the cute yet, so meeting it should be fun.” I jumped out of the window and flew straight into Twilight’s tower. I was immediately assaulted with by a gust of fire. Looks like someone’s didn’t list to my advice.

Fire was everywhere, of course it was being killed by wards I found it fascinating to just watch the little thing blow fire like crazy. It was fun to watch until I got belted in the face by a fireball. It didn’t hurt me, but that was still annoying. Twilight looked like a mother after her baby’s been crying for hours. Here it comes. “Help me!”

I walk to little walk to the hatchling that I would know as spike. I don’t know why Celestia wouldn’t let me get the things name in a letter. It would be nice so I could just say it instead of coming up with some ridiculous excuse like “I speak baby” (no offense to the Doctor) I mean I knew full well that the hatchling was a boy and his name was Spike.

I make a small fire in my mouth, careful not to blow it. The hatchling crawled right to me. Daw, he’s so cute! As soon as Spike got to me I picked him...son of a bitch! One thing was clear as soon as I picked the hatchling up. This wasn’t Spike it was Barb!

“I told you your presence would cause some changes, didn’t I” Eris said, clearly happy that my presence had made another clear change in Equestria.

Yes I guess you did, didn’t you. Eris fades in a her trademark laugh. “Now, have you been giving your sister trouble Barb!” She looked at me innocently. Twilight asked me what was wrong with her. “I’ll tell you what’s wrong, you fed her a fucking gem!” I made a point in growling and roaring at her. She knew damn well that Barab wasn’t due for solid food for another month. What is with this girl and experimenting. “I’ll be caring for Bbarb until she can talk. It’s clear that I could never have trusted you to care for a hatchling.”

Twilight cringed at my statement, damn do I ever feel like a dick. “But Storm, I didn’t feed her a gem! Cadence did!” Oh, I’ll be having a talk with that pretty pink pony princess! Patting Twilight on the head, I apologized to her. I really shouldn’t have yelled at her.

Barb couldn’t digest solid food yet, so it went right back up. Not as vomit, but as a flurry of flames. I notice a small flame hadn’t been put out by the wards. I took to the air with Barb in hand and flung my wings, allowing the bioluminescent powder stored within my wings to take out the flame. Twilight makes a comment about wanting to study me and I coldly tell her it could wait. She begged for another chance at taking care of Barb as I prepped to leave. Call me a softy, I gave her that chance. I was never going to leave with Barb anyway!

“Take this, I wrote it just for you, so it doesn’t exist anywhere else. I trust you to keep it that way. Don’t deviate from it and if there’s anything you need help with have Celly summon me.”I handed her the book I wrote for her. She smiled at having an exclusive book. That smile turned into a slight frown when she saw the title “Hatchling Care 4 Foals”. “Make Cadence read it while you’re at it. Since she insist on “helping” you care for Barb” Twily put on a maniacal grin. She may love Cadence like the sister she’s going to be in a few years, but she made me yell at her! I could feel it in her emotions.

“Good news is you'll both have easier access to me because.” I pause for a dramatic effect. “You are now looking at CPL Storm Shadow of the sol guard! And the best part is that I’m staying in the solar wing”

Twilight’s eye’s light up at my news. She was jumping up and down. Wait for it, wait for it! “The solar wing?! That means you’re going to practically be living with the princess! She told me she was working on a surprise that I’d like but I didn’t think it would be this!” Twilight’s character didn’t change much. The only reason I’m this close with her is...SCIENCE! I had an engineering background as well so I fixed shit up as it broke. So when I found her working on a device and it failed, I just couldn’t help but fix it for her. One thing led to another and I was exchanging letters with her almost as much as I was wit Celly. I had to visit her and have a good talk every time I paid Celly a visit.

I waited for the jumping and squealing to stop, but damn fillies are just to cute! My eyes trailed to places it probably shouldn’t but I couldn’t help it. It was just giggling in my face. I almost felt shame at getting a rise out of seeing Twilight shake it. Then I reminded myself of one thing. She’s a filly and I am (technically) a colt. Thankfully I’ve got more control than a colt, otherwise I’d have to have a talk with Twily. I wonder where Cadence is.

“Twilight, I’ve brought some more fire wards! Did you ever find out what’s causing Barb to do this?” Cadence paused as soon as she saw me, most likely a vision of the lashing to come.

Putting Barb in her bed and activating a localized sound barrier, I walked up to the pink fool while giving her my best “you’re in trouble” look. “YOU FED HER GEMS?! What were you thinking, she could’ve burned through those wards faster than you can say fire extinguisher. If I hadn’t been here, twilight would have been in serious trouble!” I told them both about the stray ember. Then I inform them that the fire of a hatchling is highly volatile and if fueled by gems could burn a hole through say, the fucking tower we’re in! Not to forget that poor Barb could have gotten seriously ill.

The girls (Cadence more so) hung their heads in shame. It was about then that Twilight remembered my gift, the grin was back. Walking to the bookshelf, she handed her foalsitter and friend the book I wrote for her. “Read up! Unless you want Storm to give you a remedial course, that is!” Eris added a little something to the book that I approved of, a crack at Cadence. When Cadence opened the book, a projection of me appeared.. “Hatchling Care 4 Foals. Cadence, you best read the whole book, lest you do something stupid like feed the poor thing gems a full month too early!” She gave me a” how did you know” look and I just brushed it off. I put a projection of me stating care facts to calm Barb down. Eris was also ever so kind as to change any mention of Spike to Barb. I’ve learned my lesson in making assumptions.

Looking out the window, I could see 2LT Shining armor running through the course again in an attempt to break his record, again! I decide to let the girls “Read” the book I had stored in a crystal with a holo reader. I think I did a good job with that one. The record reader wasn’t portable a few months ago, but with time I made the one Twilight now has and she has a few crystals that she can view in the comfort of her room. I’ll work on mass production as soon as it gets more popular. I’m just glad I made the right choice in the look i went with, a book!

Announcing my exit, I leave the way I came. Only this time I banked left to the field to give Shining a greeting. I’ve been coming to the castle for the weekends for two months and I’ve only hung out with Shining a few times. Haven’t seen him in with the colt. Hell I’ve even met Nightlight and Twilight velvet (MILF) but today, I’d talk with the colt. You don’t become the captain of the guard by being antisocial.

“Yo, Shiny. Still trying to beat your old record huh?” Shining Armor turned to face me. He looked perturbed at my using his pet name, but being friends of both Twilight and Cadence gives me the right!

The prick just turns his back and gets back to hitting the pavement. “Shining Armor, that’s no way to treat a friend!” That deliciously smooth voice could only belong to one mare, Twilight Velvet. “I know you’re trying to impress your father by breaking your old record, but you should take some time to acknowledge your friend. So apologize!” Velvet sternly said, stomping her forehooves on the ground. Oh that got him whimpering.

“No apology necessary, ma’am. Your boy’s got his eyes on the prize and I don’t see a point in reprimanding him for it.” I turn to Shining. “But if you ever want to have friends than just me and not just subordinates that put you on a pedestal, I suggest you pull that stick out of your ass, sir.” I say while saluting him. He may not be able to pull rank on me since we’re two different branches of guard but he’s still a 2LT and that earned him some respect.

“Noted, uh.” What, did this fool hit his head or something? “Corporal Storm Shadow. Welcome to the guard buddy!” He gave me a bro hug. I can’t believe I fell for his little I don’t care act. “My dad told me.” The question must have been on my face or something. From what I can tell, there’s no way he’s breaking that record if he keeps pushing it like this. He needs to relax!

“That’s only half the news, bro! Celestia just named me as her ward and I’m staying in a the new suite in the solar wing starting tomorrow.” Both their jaws dropped.

“Prepare for hazing, bro.” Shining informed me. Considering my rank all that’s gonna happen is an officer’s may take his frustration out on me. I’m one of the most powerful beings in Equestria, I think I can handle a little verbal abuse.

“Come now, it can’t be that bad!” Velvet shook her head in disbelief. Shining and I just face hoofed/clawed. For a guard mom and wife, this mare is so naive. I time to smack some sense into her.

“Velvet, I’m going to be announced as the ward to the princess at the Gala. Let’s not forget that I’ll be sworn in as a CPL of the sol guard then as well. You know how nobles behave in canterlot?” Velvet shook her head. “Well imagine a nittier gritter version of it, only these guys only want to break you to prove that you are absolutely worthless and your nobility means even less than you do!” She shied away, took me a second to realize what I was doing. Shining was even cowering (it was in his eyes not his body) “I’m sorry, I let my emotions get the better of me there.” I say while hugging Velvet.

“You feel better though, right hon?” Now that I think about it yes, I do. She let me vent at what was going to happen. “So they’ll try and break you, just don’t let them! Show them what happens when the get on the bad side of a dragoon!” She was grinning at the last part. Fear was no longer present and love was in its place. I took that time to get it out of my system right now...I cried it out, not wanting to she a single emotion at the fools that were bound to give me shit. Shining went back to the course to give Velvet and I some privacy. She just sat there and let me cry in her fur, petting and cooing at me the whole time. She saw me as I was at the moment, a lost little colt.

I hadn’t cried in a long time. Now that I think about it, I hadn’t cried since I lost tou san. Meaning the pain and anguish had been in me for almost twenty years. “mommy” I murmured in Velvet’s loving bosom.

“Shh, it’s alright baby. Just let out. Let it all out. Momma’s here” Velvet continued to comfort me. Then something I should have seen coming happened. Cadence and Twilight along with Barb joined in on the comforting me. I could sense Shining, but he left it to the emotional part to the mares. After about a minute of that, I felt better. “DId you get it out of your system, Stom?” Velvet asked in a motherly tone. I nodded my head.

“Storm!” All eyes turned to Barb. Suddenly, I’m glad that this change was made. She’s just too cute! Barb climbed onto my back and tried to clamp into my back. Dragons usually have spikes, but I don’t have them. Focusing on my spine, I try to extend it like I do with my blades, nothing. It’s a good thing to. I wouldn’t want herself on my blades! Barb grabbed my back and clamped to it and took a small nap, on me using some type of magic magnetism. So that’s how it worked! Every time I asked the Dragonesses in the pride the just said “You’ll find out when you’re older”. That is by far the most annoying answer in the world!

Cadence hands me the baby bag I made for bard out of my own feathers. “There’s plenty of guava in there but she prefers the mango mix you make her. I attempted replicating it, but of nothing. She spits it out in my face and goes for the guava!” No one bothers shushing her, once a hatchling takes a nap they’re out. Laughing at her predicament, I motion to the kitchen. The girls follow me and Velvet keeps cheering on her son.

One does not simply walk into the royal kitchen, they walk in like it’s their fucking birthright! I received a warm welcome from the dogs and griffons that resided in the kitchen. I make good food and share, so yeah they’d like me! I was in on of my preferred elements, a kitchen! All was right.

The girls on the other hand, were a little disturbed. I had brought them into the kitchen for meat eaters! And they were no doubt working on the platter for those who partook, it smelled delicious. Never so quickly have I left a kitchen. Twilight almost puked at the smell of cooking meat. Now that I’m in a kitchen that they should be comfortable with, I give them the ingredients for the mix. I gave Barab a little pat and she sighed in comfort. There’s nothing better for a hatchling than to sleep on an older dragon.

When The ingredients were ready for me, I diced them and put them in the blender. The mix was almost done it was just missing one thing, the very thing that they couldn’t replicate. Placing the contents in an enchanted container. I placed it to my mouth and released a small white flame. Now that it was simmering, I decided to pour some into a bottle (again custom made by me for her) and wake Barb up to give her some food. Funny thing is this ain’t baby formula, it’s my draconic protein shake! Albeit with minus a few key ingredients that she can’t process yet. Waking her was easy enough, I just unlatched her from her comfy place.

She woke up seconds later, smelled the goodness and demanded it with a cute little roar. “Calm down, sister. I’m giving it to you now.” I gently say to Barb as she began whining. As soon as the bottle was to her mouth, she devoured it.

“Sister?” Both Twily and Candy asked me. I got to explaining that Dragons (in the empire at least, I don’t know or care for the dogs of the kingdom) share an ancestral kinship at some point in time. So when I called Barb sister, I meant so in spirit. Twily was excited about learning something new about dragons (the Empire’s at least). Candy was more happy to see me caretaking a hatchling. She didn’t like me at first for my lustful nature and exceedingly violent cutie mark and no, that’s not a double negative. She hated my ass for the first couple of visits, until she caught me studying with Twilight. Needless to say Celestia also gave her the true interpretation of my cutie mark. It may be one of my kill moves, but a sword can be used in defence and that was what it truly meant. Defending what I care for come hell or highwater!

As soon as her bottle was done, Barb went back into her slumber. While I was enjoying spending time with the girls, I had other things to do. LIke getting ready to stand and greet nobles with Celly, yay.

It was time for me to don the blue hoodie (silk) and white jacket (denim), I thought I make a classic (that Equestria has never know) my own and I think the white and blue made an amazing comparison to my scales. Hell, I’m just glad my tailor and a friend that moved from the empire to Fillydelphia to set up business didn't make too much of a fuss when I told her it was my Gala Outfit. She didn’t deviate from the design I drew her. Shit, she even gave hoodie a tie that extended from the neck. Nice work Matoi Ryuuko! “I look pimp in this shit!” I declare from my guest room (Celly won’t let me see my room until after the gala).

“Yes, you do look quite ‘pimp’ Storm. Now are you ready to go we have to be there before the gala opens to the public.” I nod her an affirmative and steel myself to go. Then I get a good look at her Dress. Thee dress itself was gorgeous But what really got me was the color. Black, Celly was wearing black!

“You talked with my tailor, didn’t you?” She didn’t even deny it, not like I asked for nondisclosure. And I don’t blame Ryuuko for informing her, a royal design would be the highlight of her career. The dress matched my theme, she looked like it was inspired by the 1930’s the sun was a big pattern on it and the lacing was extravagant. “Copycat!” Celly stuck her tongue out at me. “But it does look damn good on you. Ryuuko did some good work! Give me a spin.” She did a spin for me, she looked awesome and I spared no effort in telling her that!

With the both of us ready to party, we made our way to the ballroom. No one but the staff and the Band was there. I take that back there was another pony setting up something on one of the stages. Speakers, this filly was setting up sound equipment. Giving her another good look, I noticed she was a white unicorn with a two-toned blue mane and her flank was blank. It couldn’t be...could it?

“Excuse me miss, but is your name Vinyl Scratch?” I ask once again, fuck subtlety.

The filly gave me the once over right quick. “Does she owe you money or something?” The filly, that by this point I’m sure is Vinyl asks. I know where this is going!

“No, she does not. I was just hoping to see or rather hear her drop some bass tonight. I don’t know if you know, but for the most important dance in Equestria, this shit is boring as all fuck!”

“Storm Shadow!” Celly heard my statement but her angry face changed to a goofy grin. “Yes, you’re right it is.” She whispered in a tone that only my ears would pick up.

“Dude, you just dissed the GGG in front of the princess, that’s hardcore! There’s no way I’d owe anyone like you money, so yeah I'm Vinyl Scratch!” She jostles her glasses a bit. Too bad she’s trying to hide those beautiful red eyes. Yeah, I’m one to talk about hiding!

“Yeah and did you notice that all she did was yell at me a bit. I’m her escort for this shindig. Wait until the end and you’ll hear something good about me too, you won’t believe it!” She already looked like she didn’t believe me, so I went up to Celly and kissed her on the cheek. That earned me a small blush from her and a dropped jaw from Vinyl. So bass ain’t the only thing she can drop. Once again my eyes went for the flanks of the now working Vinyl. I snapped out of it before Celly caught me and walked up to the Band. “You guys practice what I gave you?” They gave me the affirmative, excellent. We’re gonna play something fun but it won’t be Johnny b goode! SGT Doe was standing at attention doing yet another perimeter check, this must be her first gala. As I walk up to her, the doors open and the ponies slowly flood the room. It was time for me to take my place next to Celly, her speech was coming up soon!

She gave the basic “Welcome to the gala and have fun” speech, so I tuned out that part. “Everypony” Ugh that word! “It is with the utmost pleasure that I introduce you all to my young ward Storm Shadow. He will be a member of the Sol Guard as of tomorrow!” Great and here come the whispers. The worst part is I can hear all of them!

“What is the princess thinking, adopting a monster such as that!” one of them whispered to either themselves or a compatriot, I don’t really care what these foalish ponies think about me. They’d soon be eating their words once they’ve had a taste of my power. I hear another one making me sound like some sort of pet project. Celestia must know that not all of her little ponies are as into love and tolerate as she thinks.

Not even ten minutes after the gala had commenced, we started reciveing asskissers, I mean wellwihsers. It was funny when the monster lady and husband got to us, I noticed their voices. “Next time you call someone a pet or a monster, remember that they can probably hear you.” I inform the couple while giving a toothy grin. They were fighting the urge to piss themselves. Celly even made them apologize and the frosting on the cake was the “I’m disappointed in you look she gave them” I wanted to remember their faces, so I took a good look. Holy shit, its Jetset and Upper Crust! No wonder I didn’t like them from the second the stepped up!

Most of the ponies we greeted were ones I didn’t know. Then something made my night, Prism and Maxi came up. “Prism, Maxi It’s good to see you!” I say as I’m shaking his hoof and I wanted to hug, if not kiss Prism but that wouldn’t go well for me.

“So, you’re the princess’ ward nod are you? That’s amazing news!” Maxi cried, happy for my step up in life. Prism however was a different case. I could feel the sorrow in her and a touch of anguish.

“Sir may I steal a dance with you date. I won’t be able to see her for a month after tomorrow.” Maxi gives me the okay and I fly to a higher level with Prism onto the balcony. “You’re not losing me, it’ll be the reverse of how it’s been since now. Nothing in the world could keep me to from seeing you and Dash, not even Celestia. You know that right?” That made the tears and the doubt stop. We finished our dance in mid air. Landing down on the balcony where Maxi was waiting, I let go of Prism and fly back to Celly to greet ponies for another hour before it was showtime.

Placing my hood upon my head, I took flight to the center stage. The band and the small crew I had prepared (Tidus, d’Artagnan, And Unique) were ready to roll. As soon as I touched down on stage the act began. We performed Smooth Criminal, with the full choreography. We killed it. It took us a while to pull off the anti gravity lean in practice, but we nailed it in the performance. The common ponies were eating it up. They loved us. The upper crust (no pun intended) had mixed reviews. Until hooves started stomping for a standing o! I looked around for the inciter of the riot and it was non other than motherfucking Fancy Pants, albeit a much younger version. So I guess he’s about five to ten years older than Fluer, because she’s nowhere to be seen. Even in his young twenties he’s still got the juice in Canterlot.

We went with the song we had prepared, Beat it! Handing a audio record jem to Vinyl, the crew and I get ready to jam. The crew however wasn't’ expecting Cadence to get on stage and duet the song with me! Just like we planned. The first time she heard me singing Beat It, she fell in love with the song. I really didn’t think she’d like that song but oh well. Her voice was dazzling, so it made me happy I can change my vocal cords a bit. Not saying that’s what I did though. No one had ever really heard her sing before, so that got rid of all the neighsayers (pun intended)

“That was a sick beat, Vinyl! You’ve definitely got a fan in me” Must resist urge sing Friend Like Me! Good news was I didn’t sing it. Cadence and I went back to our respective places while the band changed their instruments for a waltz. Flying back to where I once was Cellly hugged when I landed.

“That was an amazing performance! You even got my niece to sing in public!” Celly was elated.

“Yeah that wasn’t easy. When she heard me singing, she started singing with me when we had the time. I got her to do this since it was her favourite out of all the songs I sang. As soon as I told her I was doing this for you, she was in. I’m glad you’re happy Celly” I held out my claw and she grabbed it. We waltzed on the dance floor. Every pony cleared the way for us. Shining gave me a brohoof for dancing with the princess. It’s sad that I can honestly say that no one else would have done this. Celestia’s too wonderful and beautiful to be alone like this. No more I say! She has me now, a friend that cares for her unconditionally. Who knows, maybe in time deeper feelings could arise?

Some eyes were filled with shock and other awe that the princess was on the dance floor and with me no less. After we got two good long waltzes in. I can’t believe it, the gala’s almost over without incident. By the ancestors, when the fuck am I gonna learn not to tempt the fucking fates!

“Storm, you’re probably not going to learn, ever! This type of shit happens randomly, so not even I can tell you when it’s going to occur.”

The bands instruments were playing a melody of their own and specters appeared out of thin air! Ponies ran away in mass numbers. “Celly, you need to get out of here!” she hesitated for a moment “CELESTIA, BUNKER, NOW.” That snapped her out of it and She left, allowing the sol guard (thank you for being paranoid SGT) do their job.

Doe walked up to me with an asking look. “The present is in the box, ma’am!” I saluted my superior.

“Good work CPL, wanna punch in early?” Did she even need to ask me?

Taking off my clothes and putting them in a safe place, I run into the fray with Doe. Doe was bucking and piercing the specters with her legs and lance while I was getting my pyro on. White flames are as strong as black ones so the burned just the same.! Sadly enough, the unicorns had either gone to secure the VIP (Celestia) or were in charge of evac (teleporting any non guard the fuck out), so we had no magical backup.

I took a few hits, some of these things actually got through my scales. Doe watched in awe (while still fighting) as I healed from my wounds. It didn’t take long for us to get outnumbered. It was time to changed tactics I switched into katana mode and went back to back with doe I gutted what came close and she handled the range. One of the fuckers started strangling Doe! She tried to fight it off but it wasn’t happening.

Blasting a barrier of flame from my side to by me the time to save her, “Get the fuck off of her, you little shit!”I do a forward thrust to avoid hurting Doe. But she had strayed too far, I wasn’t gonna fucking reach. *sizzle swish*

“What the fuck! did you do Shadow?!” Doe asked me while gagging a bit, still using her lance to even the odds. I think I can absorb and redirect mana! I’m a mana sponge, nice one Eris! Oh yeah, I think I’m gonna like this! Well nothing makes a technique feel stronger than giving it a name.

“Holy fang, that’s what happened!” I repeated as much as I could but since I don’t have a horn of my own yet, I can only go so long without absorbing mana for more holy fangs. These things were pure energy but they seem to be pulsating with… the rhythm! Vinyl was still in her booth, ducking away to be unseen by the monsters. She’s still just a pony after all. “Vinyl, I need you severely disrupt their rhythm!” She was lost and scared, I could feel it.

Gotta say something to motivate her, she’s still a musician after all. “Vinyl, drop it hard. Harder than you’ve ever dropped it before! GIve me an epic eargasm with you wubs!”

I think that did it. She’s looking for a beat. “Wub a dub dub Motherfuckers!!!” As viny was in the zone. “D to the to the P.O.N. 3” My plan was working. The orchestral specters were losing to the power of the wubs. Get it girl! As the music continued the rest of the company (non unicorn) continued the battle. It was epic! There was bucking diving smashing stabbing and of course slashing! By the time Vinyl had cut her track, someone made it to the instruments and pulled an el kabong. I managed to save a small chunk of that shit. Maybe a specialist can track the fucker down who hexed the party. With the amount of sweeps Doe had ordered there’s no way it was here before the gala. So a pony had to have a hex stone on them.

“SGT, radio, now!” she handed me her radio after givng me a don’t take that tone with me look. “Attention all unicorns, this is CPL Storm Shadow of the Sol Guard! Shining armor, cast your shield over the castle! No one gets in or out until we find the fool responsible!”

“Copy that, SGT” I could see the shield from the window.

“Every other unicorn, I need a powerful hex finder spell to be cast. Pool your mana if you must! Once the culprit is found, Anyone not actively in a spell has permission to use whatever force necessary!” They didn’t question my orders. Since Celly was in her bunker and at this point Blue Blood is but a child and Cadence has no military experience. I relayed the message. Hoping that Night Light would back me up on this one, if he was here. If not, I had been publicly announced as Celestia’s ward so they might just listen.

“Hey DJ PON3, check your flank!” Vinyl looked down and squealed. She got a cutie mark in her desired field, music!

Five minutes later the perp was caught, by Cadence no less! Well she casted the spell, but shining and Nightlight did the knocking out. It was some mare by the name of Bitter Sweet. She was a lime green unicorn that kinda reminded me of Lyra a bit. What are the chances of it being her mother...Nah!

“Well done CPL, and it’s just your first day too!” I was going to ask her what she meant but I spotted theh, She was right!

Celly appeared behind me. “You’ve had quite the first day on the job, huh Storm?” She said with a grin. Damn it Celly!

“I couldn’t say it any better, kid” NIght Light sighed. He had seen some of the action since his team was in the front line defending the party goers while we were working on eliminating the threat. Well, this is going to be a fun report to write! I opened my door and noticed it had been decked out with the theme of the Draconic Empire (the japanese part of it to be specific) I’d look at i more later, right now is sleepy time. I hopped in bed and entered my slumber even though it would be a short one. I noticed a very plush white something in my ever fading vision.

“Good night Storm Shadow.” Celly hugged and kissed me and then I was gone.