I don't know... something my mind thought up then disposed of through my butt. I fished it out of the toilet and put here for you all to read because I'm so thoughtful!

This is the worst story ever written by man. If you read, I hope you have medical insurance... you will need brain surgery and therapy once you're done... In this story, random stuff happens... and Twilight doesn't care!

Nuff said, go read it. Now.

NOTE: Please don't down vote simply because this story sucks. I know it does. I meant for it to be terrible. Down vote it if you just really can't stand what you just read, not because it's a bad story. Thank you.

WARNING!!!

Contains the word 'butt' a lot, and lots of... uh... interesting... events. And lots of butt stuff going on (like farting). You have been warned...