Here's a riddle for you. We have just a guy, let's say someone halfway through college, trying to get his associate's degree. He's not terribly happy with his life, but everything's okay so far. Then, one night, he sees a bright light in the sky--just for a second.

The next morning, he wakes up. But everything's different. He's got cute, fluffy ears. He has four hooves. He has a unicorn's horn. He has a minty fresh coat, long, girly eyelashes, and a golden lyre on his butt. He's madly in love with his roommate. And for some reason, he can't stop thinking about humans. He turned into a pony from that cartoon his little sister always watches. What should he do?

Of course, I'm asking you this because I'm that guy.

And I have no goddamn clue what to do about it.

Thanks to LazerBrony, Pyrotechnical22, and Chun-Li for prereading and editing!
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