The drunken adventures of Luna and Celestia: A night in pony dreams.

“So…” said Bug as he and Bit flew into the night, “that happened.”

“Yep…” replied Bit as they kept flying.

“Do you think she’s still chasing us?”

“Well,” reasoned Bit, “judging by the fact that magical flak has not been exploding around us for the last half hour and that we’ve not yet been tackled to the ground by royal guards, I’d assume that we’re in the clear. Besides, did you see Princess Twilight back there with those other two ponies? I’m sure that Celestia got stunned in place by that sight, I mean, they were even dressed up like her and her sister! There’s no way she had nothing to say about that.”

“I suppose you’re right, and now that you mention it I wish we had a camera with us. Could you imagine what ponies would pay for a photo of that?” Bit and Bug shared a laugh as they dove to get get closer to the ground.

“We’d have our own castle with the money we’d make, but I’m unsure that I’m willing to risk going back there for a few weeks. I’ve no interest in taking a lunar vacation.”

“And seeing as I apparently can’t perform under pressure, I’d like to try a place that’s a little less dangerous for now.”

“Yeah,” said Bit with annoyance, “Mr. I can’t control my powers, you nearly got us killed on two occasions. If we’re going to try anything else, you’re going to have to get your shit together. I’m not going to get murdered because you can't keep it together.”

“I know, I’m sorry alright? I just can’t control it yet.”

“You’ll get there... it just takes time. But we’re going to be less ambitious with our choice of venue this time.” Scanning the horizon, Bit eyed a small cluster of lights in the foothills, a small little town at the base of the Canterlot mountains. “There... down there.” she pointed to it and turned in flight. “Looks like a nice little spot over there, it’s just down the rails from Canterlot, but it seems far enough away to not have a heavy guard presence. Looks pretty close to the Everfree as well, so worst case scenario we can flee there. C’mon then.” the changelings sped off to the small settlement in hopes that they’d find a more peaceful place with a lot fewer guards.

“Here’s to hoping.” said Bug as he followed his friend, “I’ve had about enough of having to run for my life.”

“You and me both.” The pair kept flying on to their new destination with high hopes as nothing could really be worse than their previous situation, at least that was the hope anyway.