This Is The Only Chapter: DEAL WITH IT!
Bluerose heard the groaning noise of the TARDIS as The Doctor switched and pulled on switches and buttons. Her long black and blue tail swiped over the ground, and she used her violet magic to lift up a glass of water. The water was only for busting the controls of an enemy ship, but she had other plans. The Doctor managed to flip 5 different knobs at the same time, and when the TARDIS finally landed, he swept The pony princess off her hooves, into his arms and out the door.
"Oh Doctor this will be so much fun!" Bluerose giggled, kissing him on the cheek.
The Doctor looked up from the bleeping device he was concentrating hard on, Bluerose's head on his shoulder, and gasped, dropping her to the ground.
"We're in Equestria again. Again! But- But we're supposed to be in the 5th blackened nebula! WHAT!?" He panicked, running in circles jamming at the TARDIS controls.
"SHE CAN'T BE DEAD YET! SHE CAN'T BE BROKEN! NOT YET NOT YET NOT YET!" Bluerose watched him gallop around in circles, and kind of thought it was funny.
"Bluerose this is so important and you'll never understand and I can't think right and my head is killing me and you look really hysterical and Why. Am. I. Still running." The Doctor said slowing to a stop, leaning on the TARDIS door, covering his face with his hooves.
Bluerose wandered to the other side and saw sparks coming from a deep crack in the TARDIS.
"Doctor! Come look at this!" She yelled to the weeping pony.
He crawled over to the side she was on. And when he saw the crack,
"WHAT!? That isn't possible! NOTHING can break it, nothing, I mean, what could have done this? I thought Jack put up a shie-"
Bluerose shut him up with her hoof.
He glanced down at the hoof between his top and bottom jaw, and whimpered with huge eyes. Bluerose rolled her eyes and pulled her hoof out of his mouth. The Doctor smacked his lips together and picked at his teeth for moment.
"If we're ever going to find out how it happened, shouldn't we look for clues? I mean it makes the most sense, right? Not crying about it for 6 hours" Bluerose said.
Doctor Whooves sighed, looking real melancholy. Bluerose then felt wretched herself, so she lay a hoof on his and pulled him across a violet bridge, onto a dirt path, and past a wrenched mailbox.
"This should be easy. We can just go up to the little bit of ponies here and ask them if they've seen an object that could possibly have the deoxiribonucleic acid, or DNA, with the right possible capabilities of their
Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl...isoleucine complying to a whole new world of possible TARDIS hurting flying objects." Bluerose said grinning.
The Doctor looked around, seeing hundreds of moving ponies.
"And your going to repeat that to everybody here?"
"Everybody?"
"Er.... Everypony!"
"Uhhhhh... lets just, look for one pony that could possibly imply for it." Bluerose answered moving towards a flying grey mare. The mare had crossed eyes and was plucking at a rose, petal by petal chanting a tune
"He loves me,
He loves me not!
He loves me,
He loves me not!"
Over and over and over again! Bluerose and The Doctor approached her, and the princess tapped the singing mare's flank, which had a splotch of bubbles. The mare looked down at her with confused eyes, then when she looked at The Doctor, she leaped onto him and started to kiss him. No, REALLY!
"Doctor! Oh I'm so glad Your here! I-" The Pegasus looked up, and saw an infuriated alicorn, stepping on her tail. The alicorn, huffed and whinnied at the Pegasus again.
"OW! Your stepping on my tail." The pegasus, whose name was Ditzy.
Bluerose hesitated, then yanked hairs off her tail. Ditzy screamed, and flew away, out of sight. The Doctor looked puzzled at the Pegasus and pulled Bluerose along with him. He was heading for a large tree house like thing. Somepony obviously lived there. There was books piled outside the door amongst a stand of even more books. A lavender Alicorn with a navy he and pink mane was organizing the piles. Bluerose folded her wings around The Doctor's waist, pulling him close to her. She Didn't want an experience like with Ditzy, so she walked right up to the alicorn and stared her in the eye.
"Hi, I am Twilight Sparkle. Would you like a book?"
"Yes, my Boyfriend and I would like to ask you something. Do you-"
Before Bluerose could finish her sentence, Doctor Whooves was pounding Twilight with questions about science and the TARDIS being damaged. Twilight's eyes lit up and she gazed into his dark blue eyes.
"You seem smart. Would you like, to go out," Twilight said, leaning into him, touching his nose.
"And look at your damaged machine? Sounds pretty interesting to me!" Twilight yelled packing a saddlebags, tearing away from The Doctor's face. Bluerose enjoyed being around this Alicorn. She loved her voice, and her brain, and just her in general. Twilight, as soon as she had looked at the other princess standing there, tall, and graceful, she screamed and exclaimed that she could learn so much from the princess of time herself, and that she had never heard of the princess of time. Bluerose explained that when she was 40 years old she would be sent to the time rift, to use her magic to power time for Equestria. Never heard or seen by anypony ever again. When they set off to the TARDIS, Twilight complained that Bluerose was slower than the other ponies. The Doctor then explained that Bluerose was 6 months pregnant. With two foals, and that he was superbly proud. Twilight continued trotting and when she saw his time machine...
"That's a time machine?"
"Yes! Don't upset her!"
Twilight was incredibly awed when The Doctor opened the doors, and she saw how huge it was.
"It-It- It's bigger on the inside!?" Twilight could barely whisper the words out. The Doctor raised one eyebrow and Bluerose cocked her head to the side. Twilight, after gazing around at all the lights and controls, trotted up to the princess standing in a corner of the TARDIS.
"Oh princess Bluerose! I can learn so much from you, Won't you tell me about yourself!?" Twilight said sitting down on a cushion she had recently levitated into the console room.
The periwinkle blue alicorn adjusted herself to a sideways laying down position. Twilight just had to notice she was staring at something, and she figured it out. The chestnut maned unicorn drinking water in another corner, staring, himself, off into space. Twilight took this into consideration.
"So, Is he the father? Or is another alicorn? Because your immortal, and he isn't. He's just a plain old unicorn."
Bluerose looked at Twilight from her stare seizure. She looked deep into Twilight's purple eyes, with a gaze of interest that forced Twilight to blink and stare away, just for a moment.
"He isn't a plain old unicorn. He's different, The Doctor. He may be a little racist, but I love him. That's the just of it all isn't it. I mean, I've never met anypony so, kind, giving... you know,"
Twilight embraced this sentence like a warm sweater. Twilight too, really cared for him, yet she didn't want to become worst enemies with his incredibly strong, not to mention, unexplainable power over everything, and gorgeous girlfriend, Bluerose, the princess of TIME! Twilight was the princess of friendship, not divorce law office thief Mac Smarty Pants!
