Swimmingly's Abomonation

Granpappy plays banned from Equestria daily.

"We need to keep doing, the vinyl scratch music is playing" Granpappy childishly

After finally defeating rainbow dash he let out a guttural cry if victory.

When he was just about to revive dat renboo poon he accidentally clicked on a different scene.

He cried out in disbelief, his boyish laughs echoing around his mother basement, which I am in for some reason. The events that transpired in my time in Granpappy's basement shall be recorded in this journal in case I don't make it out alive.

Granpappy hummed the theme song.

Day 1:

I can see it in his eyes, he is slowly becoming one with the poon. His refusal to accept fate is comparable to a crack addict needing crack. His obsession with dat renboo poon is the most frightening, he defatted the inglorious rain cloud race thing once before, but his stupidity caused him to change scene, so he has been desperately trying to regain the feeling.

He had just deafened the game once again and is witnessing his prize, his favourite position is number 4 with renboo. His has been muttering vague phrases cementing my beleif that he is I obsessed with dat child sho poon.

Note he even asked if the scarecrow was an available partner.

Day 2:

His anger towards mankind has increased ten fold, he is constantly playing the game trying to rekindle the fire in his loins. I'm not sure if he is aware that I am writing because if he did I would be surely dead.

"I'm fucking aware, can you quote me please" the enraged neck beard screeched.

His favourite moment thus far has been deflowering poor innocent fluttershy. I am scared because he wants to go on a research trip in the woods in Brazil.

He finally come to terms with the apparent stupidity of his addiction to the world of banned from equestria daily.

Day 3:

He has abandoned his post for the last time, the watch commander has had enough, he is punishing the rest of the night watchmen for Granpappy's refusal to not be a dick.

Day 4:

The apocalypse hapended 3 years ago, first humanity ate tiger cats. Then the tiger cats ate the blue whales and now all of my shirts are dirty.

Day 5:

I have been living is space because Granpappy took over earth and killed all the anti pedophile spokespeople, so now on all the porn boards there is kiddy sex and foal con.

Day 6:

My time in equestria begins

Day 8:

Granpappy returned to his ways, he is stooped over a tiny screen in a poo smeared apartment in upper New York, his family has all but disowned him, because they cannot accept hai ways.

So then trixie came up to Granpappy (Ivestanding him this whole so I know everything)

And he immeduTly assumed he was going to transported to equestria, but infact trixie was asking him if he new me and if I was single or nit.

After also me small talk she send me to equestria but Granpappy grabbed shoe, because he is hopelessly obsessed with dat child show poon.

Granpappy first act wa to find Big Mac and ask him got sexual favours, he then cheated and had his colon ruptured.

He is frustrated over the in correctness of the finishing animations in banned from eqd.

Granpappy decides to watch the show so he can get to know the poons personalities, so he captured me and forced me to watch with him

Granpappy's studies of technicolor ponies and friendship on the category of sexual relations

Or

Fundemantaliam .

When spike cane up on the screen, Granpappy's lust became apparent. His pants tightened and he started to grind his teeth so he would release too early.

Especially because Granpappy relates to spikes lack of basic spelling.

I have been accused of being nightmare moon, his judgement and grip on reality is slipping....