EW2 (Equestrian War 2)

        Origins

"Is this camera on, it's easier to disable them than to set one up. Sparkler come here." I shouted.

"What do you need now, another cider pint or some wires." She replied, rushing over to me.

"I need you to tell me if the damn thing is on." I said sincerely. She replied with a simple "Yes" and walked way.

"Thanks sis." I said as she walked away.

"You may be thinking, 'what's going on', while, my sister told me that the PTSD will die down if I talk it out. Well, let's give this a shot, eh?"

My name is Dinky and I have some pretty bucked up shit. In this recordings, I will tell you how I witnessed friends die, monsters born and how I nearly lost my celestia damn mind to many to count lot. So maybe I can shed some light on a few things and how this all began with my mom, Doctor Whooves and adventures she tells so much about.

It all began, as you all know, with the Doctor landing in the middle of no pony idea what so ever. He opened the police phone box with haste and was surprised to see him self as a pony (weird right) and was assisted by my mom, Ditzy Do or Derpy as he calls her now. They have shared many adventures and she talked about having children. The Doctor took our mom to a loom, what ever the hell that is, and created us, or so she says. I think that she didn't want us to know about sex at the time. After a whil (static) damn thing (static) Sparkler? (static) move, now. [Black screen]

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[Beep beep beep beep static] "Sparkler did you catch their uniform insignias" I called across the room.

"No, why were those so important. The looked like their normal uniforms" Sparkler replied with anguish. "The normal swords, Uzis, rifles and hidden bl...horse apples" Sparkler said after a long thought.

I agreed with "Not only do we have three major cartels, Celestia after us, Zebras, Buffalos, Scootaloo'N'Gang, donkeys, dragons, the Crystal Empire, but the Assassins after us to? We need to contact Luna and the Griffons?"

"Yes, we're going to need all the help we get" Sparkler replied with grief and sadness in her voice.

If you numbskulls don't know, Luna can contact people through nightmares and we use this four or five times a week. In order for this to be achieved, we need to induce a terror like state before sleeping. Sparkler's way is to think of what to our mom, I know that she out there, somewhere with him. Mine, well, lets just say somethings are just not supposed to be seen by mares my age.

"Of course I remember, just think of what happened to Mom and will have that nightmare in no time" Sparkler says in a depressed voice.

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"Sparkler" I called into fray. No response. Pony Feathers, I hate walking through the fog. There is always something, any thing that brings bad memories. The incident at Sugar Cube Corner, the CMC massacre, the Buffalo revolt, the Changeling invasion, so much unessacary death and destruction. Sometimes, on rare occasions, I relive this waking terrors. Most of the time though, Luna arrives to so we can talk and request anything that we need. Apparently, a Princess's pocket so very deep. I come across a dark pink pony, with a straight mane and three party balloons. By the time I saw my mistake, it's to late.

The pink party praising pony appears in front of me. "Come with me, Dinky Hooves; I will show you why the CUPCAKE is better than a MUFFIN." She repeats this in a sing song voice severely times. I hate my life.

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I awake in my old bed in Ponyville. Mom calls us down to eat and go to school. On the table was buttered muffins. We thanked her and left the quiet house. Sparkler walked me to school and left to work Jewlered.

I walked up to Sweetie Bell and Apple Bloom. For some reason, Scootaloo wasn't with, but I thought that she is recovering from the Factory incident. Little did I know that she was with that accursed pink pony, making those delectable treats. We sat down in front of the class. Those to boys were at it again, trying to impress Cherilee with their crazy antics and "love" for her. After many hours of discussing this, that, and the other, I went to Sparkler's work, but found it strangely empty. I saw a note sitting counter. I quickly swept the note from the counter, just as the owner came into the lobby. He was an Unicorn, with a magenta coat and black mane with white steaks.  He had always hated me, for no reason but seemed to have a soft spot for Sparkler. I never found out why but when I questioned her, she seemed to always blush.

Slowly trotting up to bakery, I saw nopony inside. "How unusual" I thought to myself. I was just about to leave when I heard a plea for help. I reliezed that Lyra and Sparkler was being held in the basement. I quickly rushed down the stairs, into basement to find a labyrinth of corridors leading to verse cells, storage sand other items that may prove some worth in the future. The closer I got down the corridors, the more blood and burnt flesh reeked throughout the place. As I came across the dissection table, I ducked behind a pile boxes. I quickly looked over the pile, seeing that party planner assisting Scootaloo cut upon that poor mare, Lyra. I felt adrenaline run through my veins as I raced back to the equipment locker.

As I tried to open the locker, I heard the clopping of hooves on tile. I came to my scenes and realized that the prancing premiere party pony was coming this way. I quickly bust open the lock and grabbed the closet thing I could, a sick looking 3 feet katana. I peered out of the storage room to find number one best cupcake maker caring a meat claver and a 6 inch scalpel. I soon realized that I would need to take her out quickly before I could save Lyra and Sparkler. I called to the insane mare, drawing her to an open door. She rushed me with insane speed. Pony feathers, I should have counted on this.

I teleported behind the mare. Blocking any swipes and slashes that she threw at me. There, behind her was a barrel called Sombra's special elixir. I dodged a blow from the cleaver that could have easily take my head off.  I drew her closely to the barrel, my cockiness got the best of me. She clipped my horn, knocking 1/4 of it easily away. The momentum carried her to smash the barrel, causing an explosion. I was knocked against the wall. I realized that my horn had healed, but for some reason I felt changed, my body felt loose. I thought to myself"Is this how it feels to die?" I looked down, seeing my body engulfed in black smoke is something you don't see everyday. I floated down the corridor.

I saw a bloodied Scootaloo, shocking a Lyra. That poor mare had given up hope. My plan, to scare Scoots and have flee from the scene. I willed my foggy body to in circle the filly. Just as she was about to take out the large intestines, she turned around to reach for a large forecep. She froze. After a few seconds of this, she slowly raised her head to meet my eye. She saw my face and decided to drop everything run. The two victims stared in shock in what appeared in front of them. I have them a smile and *squee for trying to look innocence.

Lyra came to first and started to freak out on what is happening. She pleaded for to change to a solid form and sow her back up. I focused on my old body, forcing my smoky form to condescend into my old body. It took a few minutes, valuable minutes at that. We could Lyra leaving us, the paleness in her face. I freed Sparkler to assist in sowing her back up. We worked as quickly as possible, but it wasn't enough. She would die. I heard a faint clopping sound but I ignored, thinking it was my nerves. Lyra heard it to. She shouted "Look out!" She pushed me away, knowing the blow would quicken her death, a badge feel out. I was in to much shock to understand what had just happened. Lucky for, big sis Sparkler took my katana and ended that dreadful pink pony's life.

Lyra explained how she was sent here by Luna to investigate the disappearances of many of her loyal guards. We closed and hoped that here body would be found. Sparkler decided to take the badge, considering it could be useful in the future.

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"Wake up sister. Luna needs us to assist in defending Clawburg from the ZBDD nation and Crystal Empire!" Sparkler shouted as she shaked me violently.

"Ok. How many casualties?" I replied.

"3,592 and counting." Sparkler said in a defeated tone.

"Cheer up Sparks, when we get there, we will turn this around like we all ways do." I said, hoping to cheer here up.

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