It's Rude To Interrupt

by Starlight Shadow

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Princess Luna, Comedy, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Discord, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1048

Things are getting a bit steamy in Luna's room...that is, until Discord interrupts. Repeatedly.

Things are getting a bit steamy in Luna's room...that is, until Discord interrupts. Repeatedly.

Written for The Second TwiLuna Contest.

Published 2014-05-18 02:50:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-18 02:50:03 UTC

Knock First, Dang It

Twilight was stretched out like a cat on the mass of cushions in Luna's room, sipping tea. Luna was fidgeting awkwardly, and kept glancing at Twilight. Twilight set her tea down on the saucer and sat up to face Luna.

"Lulu, is everything okay?" She said with concern in her voice. "You know you can talk to me."

Luna turned to completely face Twilight. "Everything's fine, Twilight. I just wanted to tell you something."

"Oh, okay." The concern left Twilight's voice, and she laid down once more.

"You know, it's Hearts and Hooves Day..." Luna drew circles in a stray blanket with one hoof.

"Yeah, that's why we've been spending the day together." Twilight nodded, as Luna went on.

"And a few days ago I was looking for a present for you, but nothing really spoke to me, you know what I mean?" Luna glanced over at Twilight, who nodded again.

"But then it hit me. Now, my present for you isn't expensive-"

"I don't care."

"It isn't a book-"

"I have enough books."

"It isn't even something you can hold."

"What is it, then?" Twilight raised an eyebrow expectantly.

"It's four little words."

"And they are?"

"I love you, Twilight." Luna smiled.

Twilight's eyes grew wide, and she pounced on her princess. "OhmygoshLunaIloveyoutoonowjustkissme."

Luna happily oblidged, and soon the two were engaged in a full-on makeout session, their lips locked in frenzied passion. Luna gently steered her partner over to the large dark blue bed, and there they lay, reveling in their fit of passion from those three little words...

"Oh my. This is getting steamy already!"

The two ponies peered up at the light blue ceiling. Discord was watching them through a hole he had most likely created himself, holding a magic video recorder. Cutting-edge technology, but the two lovers decided to question how he got it later.

"Discord." A dangerously sweet-sounding Twilight said with as much dignity as one in the middle of foreplay could muster. "Try knocking next time."

"But then it wouldn't be a surprise!" Discord exclaimed, tucking away the camera. "You like surprises, don't you, Twilight?"

"Not when said surprise is a trickster god of chaos videotaping me while I get it on with my marefriend." Twilight seethed. "Now get out."

Discord pretended to think about it. "Hm....no. Maybe if you're less rude, then I'd consider it."

"You'd be rude too if someone interrupted you in the middle of making out with the pony of your dreams." Twilight retorted. Luna was just watching the exchange with slight amusement in her eyes.

"True, true." Discord nodded, then whipped out his camera again. "Back to the topic at hand, if I videotape this, you'll be able to have it forever! A memory that will never be lost to the sands of time." He let that sink in. "So, permission to turn this on again?"

"Give me one good reason." Twilight raised an eyebrow.

"I already gave you one. Yes or no?" Discord lifted the wretched device.

"What do you think the answer is, Discord?!" Twilight's horn lit up.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" He snapped his fingers, and a pillow floated in front of him. "No need for that."

Twilight had wrestled her way out from under Luna and was standing under Discord, her horn still popping and sparking from the magic contained inside it. "Get. Out."

"Alright, alright, fine!" Discord yelped and teleported out.

Twilight sighed in relief. She lay next to Luna, her gaze half-lidded. "So...where were we?"

Luna slowly but surely began to crawl on top of Twilight, both their eyes closing contentedly as they once again began to kiss. Luna's hooves gently moved further down her lover's body, much to her pleasure if the noises of delight she made were any indication. The night was still young, and the two mares planned to make the best of it.

So engrossed in each other were the two, that they failed to noticed a video camera on a fishing rod silently descending from a hole in the ceiling...until it hit the headboard.

"Discord, I said no!" Twilight shouted, breaking their kiss. Luna blinked and looked upward, to where a mischievous-looking Discord was peering at them, a fishing rod in his grasp.

"Why are you so insistent on videotaping this anyway, other than 'preserving the memory of this night forever' or some such garbage. Frankly, I don't think you even care about that." Twilight spat.

"Well, a draconequus has urges too." Discord far-too-innocently said. Twilight's eye twitched.

"You want to videotape us having sex...so you can fap to it."

"Yep." Discord said all too cheerfully.

Twilight stared at him for a while longer, shaking her head, before forcefully shutting the ceiling panel in his face. A muffled shout could be heard before Twilight all but pounced on Luna, both mares all the more ready to get going with the constant interruptions. Finally, the kisses moved down to Twilight's stomach. Finally, everything was going right, and they were both on the pleasure cruise of a lifetime...

And, like all their attempts beforehand, it was interrupted.

"Son of a-" Twilight shouted, before storming over to the door and throwing it open, to reveal Prince Blueblood, looking rather amused. "What do you want?!" She shouted.

"Celestia discovered Discord sneaking away from your room. He's on the couch for three days, from what I've overheard. Thought you'd like to know." He looked so self-satisfied it made Twilight want to puke.

She took a deep breath, and counted backwards from ten. "If you'd told me in the morning, I'd be overjoyed. But now, I'm just going to slam the door in your face." She did just that, and collapsed on the bed.

Luna poked her. "Do you want to continue still?"

Twilight let out a muffled groan. "It's practically morning. We'll try again tomorrow night, or the night after, or something. Right now, I think we both need some sleep."

Luna nodded, and they curled up together, Twilight tugging the indigo covers overtop of them both. After an hour, the two were sleeping soundly. Truly, this was the epitome of comfortable.

Too bad Luna had Court in half an hour.

Author's Note

This probably won't win, but I hope you liked it anyway!