Ponies Get Punchedby Doctah WAAweeChaptersYES!YES! v2Show me yo moves!Go Falcons!YES!Rarity was enjoying an amazingly brewed cup of tea. Business was booming, ponies were fashionable, and she only had to cry twice this week. Things were good. She looked at her steaming cup of chai, a brew that cost quite a bit of money to get. Not too sweet, not too spicy, not too sour, just right. She levitated the cup to her muzzle and took a deep whiff of the brew. Taking time to appreciate the quality of the brew that resided in her magic grasp. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* Weird music started to play from somewhere as she moved the cup to her lips, she stopped and took a moment to hear the strange music, she passed it off as Sweetie Belle using her record player. She focused her attention to the cup, brought it to her lips, tipped it, and took the first sip of the delicious- "FALCON PUNCH!" A blue fist penatrated through her table and smashed into the tea cup and Rarity's face. She was knocked unconscious instantly as the force of the punch made her flip in the air and land on the ground with a thud. Captain Falcon came out from under the table and danced on top of Rarity's unconscious body. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" He screams as he repeatedly T-bags Rarity's face. He runs out the door, dancing and skipping to his next target. The hot tea stained Rarity's coat, and she laid there as it dried. *** Twilight Sparkle enjoyed a good book as she took notes for an upcoming self test she had upcoming. She sat there and started scribbling on a piece of parchment. Making sure to highlight important information. She stood up and stretched. She was a little peckish, so she decided to go to the kitchen and fish for something to eat. She walked over to her kitchen and began to search. She found some leftover oatmeal from yesterday that she saved. She took it out, and started to heat it up with her magic. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* She looked around in confusion when she started hearing strange music. It tugged her curiosity as she went over to her room to check if her record player was on... It wasn't. Now completely confused, she looked around and searched the library to find the source of this mysterious music. After twenty minutes, she gave up and went back to her oatmeal. She grabbed a spoon and scooped a big helping of the delicious oats. Taking a big whiff of the stuff, she opened her mouth and took her first spoonful of the delicious- "FALCON PUNCH!" Captain Falcon burst through Twilight's window and punched Twilight in the face so hard that she was sent flying into the wall of her library, oatmeal flying all over library, ruining countless amounts of books with the sticky edible substance. Spike ran out of his room and saw the aftermath. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" Captain Falcon yelled as he danced over Twilight's unconscious form. Spike ran over to the bounty hunter and started dancing himself, chanting 'YES!' in unison with the man as they danced. Captain Falcon danced away into the town searching for his next victim, leaving Spike alone. Spike produced a permanent marker from his person and snickered as he started to draw phallic symbols all over Twilight's face. *** Applejack brushed sweat from her brow as she took a break from bucking her apple trees. Apple buck season was just around the corner, and she needed to start working harder as the busy season came. Thankfully, Big Mac didn't hurt his back this time around, so she had help in this trying time. *Thwak!* The tree shook violently as the force of the buck sent all her apples falling into the baskets prepared for them. One of them rolled out of the basket and right in front of Applejack, tempting her and her fatigued state with its gleam. She was hungry, so she picked up the apple and breathed on it, shining it against her chest. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* She turned her head and looked around when she heard the strange music play. She was literally as far from technology as she thought possible. Hearing music out here was...unexpected. But right now, her stomach overpowered her common sense, so she looked into the apple, seeing her reflection in it. She smiled to herself before sinking her teeth into a good ol' Apple family Red de- "FALCON PUNCH!" The tree next to her that she didn't buck suddenly sprouted legs and arms, it jumped and punched her in the face so hard that it sent her flying into an apple tree, the apples falling from said tree and burying the unconscious mare in apples. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" Captain Falcon Tree danced around the tree that Applejack crashed into, while dancing, he stepped on Applejack's hat repeatedly. He shed his tree disguise and skipped towards his next victim. *** Rainbow Dash was doing what she normally did when she wasn't training or working, nothing. Being awesome took energy, and she needed to refuel her awesome tanks for the next day. She lazed on her usual cloud and napped there, content with just doing nothing. A growl was heard as she rolled over, her stomach needed food, and she wasn't going to ignore it. She flew down to the nearest market stand and picked up an orange. Healthy, hydrating, and exactly what she needed. She flew back to her cloud and started to peel the orange with her wings, drool forming as she got closer to finishing peeling. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* She stopped when she heard music coming from...somewhere. She looked down from her cloud, and couldn't see neither hide nor hair of anything that could produced music. She smiled and bobbed her head in tune with the music, at least it was good music that she couldn't find the source of. She looked at her freshly peeled orange and split it in half, peeling off one orange slice and bringing it to her mouth, she bit into the- "FALCON PUNCH!" A blue first came from under Rainbow Dash's cloud. Her chin being the victim of Captain Falcon's mighty uppercut. Rainbow lost consciousness as she flipped in the air and landed in a hay pile. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" A white gi'd Captain Falcon danced around the pile. Singing and dancing as the hay began to settle. Captain Falcon skipped towards his next victim as the orange fell on top of Rainbows head. *** Pinkie Pie bounced through town, saying hi to every pony, and even some inanimate objects. She bounced and danced as the residence of Ponyville smiled in the wake of Pinkie's cheerfulness. Finally at Sugarcube Corner, she bounced into the store and said hi to Mr and Mrs Cake. They returned her greetings with gusto as they began their tasks. She bounced into her room and reached under her bed to grab a box. She put it in the middle of her room, locked the door, put down her shades, and opens the box to reveal... Another box. And another... And another... And another... Seventeen boxes later, she finally reached a paper bag and produced and beautifully made rainbow cupcake. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* She began to panic as she looked around and checked everywhere. When she deemed that no one was in her room with her, she moved away from her window and smiled as she began to take a bite of her- "FALCON PUNCH! The rainbow cupcake was shoved forward as a blue fist came from inside the cupcake wrapper. She was blown back and rendered unconscious. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" He pulled himself from inside the cupcake wrapper and danced around Pinkie's unconscious body. He burst through the window and ran towards his final victim. *** Fluttershy walked into her home after helping a family of birds make a new home closer to hers, she always liked helping as much as she could. Angel bounced outside, and she decided to get something to eat. She walked into her kitchen and began to make herself a salad, one that she could have herself for once. Going into her pantry, she prepared the ingredients, got a bowl from her cupboards, and began mixing. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* She looked around in confusion as music started sounding quietly in the background. She grew a little scared as the thought of a stranger playing music in her home. She looked around looked at her salad, shifting her eyes left and right. She took a spoonful of her salad and began eating her- "FALCON!" Captain Falcon burst from her cupboards and drew his fist back. Fluttershy flinched and closed her eyes... ... ... When she felt no pain, she slowly open her eyes to reveal a hand holding a refreshing looking glass of red juice, complete with ice and a tiny umbrella. "Punch." Captain Falcon said as he offered Fluttershy a glass of delicious Captain Falcon™ Brand fruit punch. Fluttershy backed away from the man in fear, but that glass of juice did look tempting. She carefully reached for the punch and took it out of the captain's hands. She brought the cup to her mouth and took a tiny sip of the juice... It was the best glass of juice that she ever had. She smiled and took more of the delicious drink and began eating her lunch. When she was done, she faced Captain Falcon and moved to hug the man, thanking him for the delicious juice. He hugged back and scratched behind her ears, she hugged him tighter and nuzzled his ripped abs. "Yes." Captain Falcon said as he hugged Fluttershy... And outside, Angel lied in a smoking, fist shaped crater. Author's Note Want to see more ponies get punched? Post in comments below. YES! v2Princess Celestia had a long day. From bickering nobles, to rumors of a molesting psychopath living inside her head, all she wanted to do was to get some rest. To decompress from today's madness and finally get some time to herself. She sat on her bed, lazing around and staring at her extremely expensive priceless lamp... The money this thing could sell for could go to a much better cause than illuminating her room. She sighed and spread herself out on the bed in boredom. *grrrr...* Celestia felt the need for food be announced to her. She stood up and walked into her closet as she closed her blinds, locked the doors, and made sure no fedora wearing fillies with cameras were prancing around... She opened her closet door and smiled as she levitated her favorite vice to her face; Cake. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* Celestia rustled her brow in confusion as strange music started sounding inside her room. The mare didn't know how to respond to...sudden music. She didn't feel the need to call in her guards for music... Throwing caution to the wind, she took a slice of that delicious cake she craved and produced a fork. She then threw the fork away, and began to shove the entire piece into her- "FALCON PUNCH!" Sound of glass breaking was heard as Captain Falcon ziplined into Celestia's window and jumped through it. The punch that connected with Celestia's cheek knocked the ruler out in one blow, sending her barreling into her closet, cake guts splattering all over the room and Celestia as her momentum killed all her precious cakes. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" Captain Falcon screamed as he produced a bag filled with bananas and began to pelt Celestia's body with the potassium filled fruit. Banana peels and gunk littered her body. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" Captain Falcon started to do the moonwalk and dance as he exited though the castle window via zipline. *** Princess Luna woke up when she smelled...cake and bananas. She rolled her eyes at her sister dietary habits as she got ready for her 'shift' in ruling Equestria. She jumped off her bed and stretched her wings not unlike a cat. Breathing sighs of relief as she heard wing joints and bones popping. She saw that the sun hasn't been lowered, she and her sister talked about teaching each other how to do their duties as a contingency plan. She guessed that it was her turn to lower the sun. With more effort than she'd like to admit, she lowered the sun. It didn't have the same 'passion' as her sister states it, that she had when lowering the sun, but with her first task completed, she now began her profession. With all the 'serenity' as Luna states it she can muster, she raises the moon to its zenith. Call it making up for the lackluster sun setting, she made herself proud with her work. Finally thinking about something else, Luna noticed something important, she was hungry. So, she called a night servant, and in an impressive seven minutes later, a steaming bowl of carrot cream soup graced her nostrils. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* Luna was too focused on her delicious smelling soup to notice the music in the background. She dipped a spoon in the bowl, blew on the hot liquid, and took her first taste of amazing- "FALCON PUNCH!" From under the serving tray the servant brought in, Captain Falcon sprinted over to Luna and uppercutted her chin. She was sent flying out of the castle. Captain Falcon put his hand on his visor'd forehead and stared at Luna's unconscious body flying through the air and towards the moon. The dot her body made in the sky got smaller... And smaller... And smaller... Until... The same symbol that resigned in the moon when Luna was entrapped on it appeared again as Captain Falcon's punch resealed her into the moon. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" Captain Falcon put his arms into the air as if he made a field goal, he danced as he jumped out of the castle and ran to his next victim. *** Trixie Lulamoon was preforming on her grand stage, fireworks and feats of magic flew here and there in a arranged display. The crowd cheering as she preformed her acts of magic. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* The music was completely unnoticed as the crowd screamed way too loudly for her to here it. Feeling slightly dehydrated, she distracted the crowd with a wave of magic. Going into her coat and taking out a bottle of water, she unscrewed the cap and began to take a sip of- "FALCON PUNCH!" From behind Trixie Captain Falcon punched her straight into the crowd, she landed unconsciously on the massive crowd, surfing her because they thought it was all in the show. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" Captain Falcon fist pumped as the crowd surfed an unconscious Trixie. The crowed joined in the chant as Captain Falcon fist pumped. The crowd though it was all part of the show. "Show me ya moves!" Captain Falcon screamed as he started doing his 'I just punched you in the face' dance. The crowd started dancing and prancing with the man, cheering and having a fun time. Captain Falcon sprinted away towards his next victim, the crowd cheering him on. *** Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were doing what they do best, insulting people to make themselves feel better. The cutie mark crusaders ignored them, they began to take out their lunches. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* Applebloom stopped her friends that were about to eat their lunches. She looked to Diamond and Silver Spoon... And smiled as she gave them her lunch, two Sweet Apple Acres Apples. At first, the remaining CMC were confused with the music, but the sole act of Applebloom giving the two bullies her lunch shifted their short attention spans to them. The two bullies were confused at first, but instantly took the Apples that she gave them. Not even thanking her as they greedily stared at their newly acquired apples. At the same time, they both began to take a bite. Not seeing Applebloom's growing smile as the bit into their- "FALCON PUNCH!" Captain Falcon suddenly appeared behind the two fillies and punched their heads into the apples, white-yellow gunk splattering all over the place as it got all over them. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" Applebloom laughed and joined Captain Falcon in his merriment as they spun around in a circle, hand and hoof. Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle, seeing the hilarity that happened to Diamond and Silver, joined in and spun around with the Captain. Captain Falcon sprinted to his next victim as the CMC were figuring out new names to called the two bullies when they woke up. *** Flash Sentry had a busy day in the Crystal Empire. There was a lot of work to do around a city who's populous just awoke from a 1000 year imprisonment. Sweat and fatigue ran through his body as he sat down in his bunker and produced a picture of Princess Twilight Sparkle, he smiled and put it back in its place before taking out his lunch and unwrapping the vegetable sub. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* Flash looked around when he started to hear that strange music. He just listed if off as one of his guardsmen playing music next to him. He unwrapped the thick second layer of paper, opened his mouth, and took a nice- "WAIFU PUNCH!" A fat, neckbeared, curly haired man wearing a fedora came out of nowhere and punched Flash in the face, knocking the stallion unconscious. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" The fat man danced, his fat giggling profusely as he danced his happy dance and ran away... Only to come back to take away Flash's picture of Twilight Sparkle. Author's Note Show me yo moves!The mane six all sat in a circle. They all, except super kawaii Fluttershy, nursed black eyes and sore jaw bones. Rarity wore an outfit that completely covered her "white" coat. They grumbled and discussed how to apprehend the man who all gave them their injuries, except super kawaii Fluttershy, she was enjoying her Captain Falcon™ Brand Fruit Punch. With had a handy habit of regenerating every time she finished it. "ahhraht gurls." Twilight said with extreme difficulty, the cotton and ice magically held on her cheek made it almost impossible to understand her. "Wi haf twu fahnd ah wah tah cafth tha thang whu dad thas." Twilight said in a spot on impersonation of Sylvester Stallone. The all nodded their heads in unison. "Ahalraht Plahn #1: Wii ahl eet fuud, expactang ham tuw pawnch as. Ohhka?" They all nodded their heads and set out to get revenge on Captain Falcon, except super kawaii Fluttershy, she stared at a picture of Captain Falcon and giggled before hugging it. This plan couldn't possibly fail. *** Rainbow Dash shifted her eyes left and right as she peeled an orange. She was in the air: far above and ground and confident that the ground bound Captain Falcon couldn't jump this high in the air... At least she hoped. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* Dash readied herself for another punch as she slowly brought the orange to her mouth, as soon a she took a bi- "FALCON PUNCH!" Captain Falcon appeared from the cloud next to her and threw a mighty punch at Dash's face. But, she was ready this time, and in an impressive feat of acrobatics, dodged the punch. Captain Falcon continued to fall, and Rainbow Dash planned to catch him and bring him back to the library for questioning. A smug smirk filled her face as she thought of how much she was gonna rub it in Applejack's face when they met... The music disappeared, and Captain Falcon was nowhere to be found. Thoroughly confused, she looked around to try to find the man's falling body but- A new, faster paced music started playing as she heard a strange sound coming from behind her, she turned around... And paled. "Show me yo moves!" Captain falcon said from atop a golden falcon head that was the Blue Falcon. She didn't waste anytime flying away from the ship as fast as she could. The Blue Falcon easily catching and matching her speed. Rainbow zig zagged, spun, flipped, and dived to try to avoid another head shaking punch from the Captain. The blue Falcon Sped in front of her, making dash lose her control and go into a spinout. She managed to regain control to stop from crashing but- "FALCON!" Captain Falcon jump off of his ship and reared his fist back, flames erupted from them as they took the form of a falcon. Rainbow Dash was too in awe to dodge, and before she was, again, knocked unconscious by Captain Falcon, she could only think of two words... 'So...awesome...' "PUNCH!" Captain Falcon's fiery fist of pain connected with Dash's face. A falcon's cry rung out into the sky as Rainbow Dash disappeared over the horizon. Captain Falcon landed on his ship. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" Captain Falcon danced on his ship, as he flew towards his next victim. *** Flim and Flam had just finished selling their last bottle of 'tonic'. A good haul for today at about 200 bits. They sat down in their portable house and began to take things out of the fridge. They both took the same pile of hay fries and began to spice it. When they were done, the brothers began to bring the fries to the table, they both had their own plates, and they sat down to enjoy their lunch. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* Both Flim and Flam stopped as they heard that strange tune play in the background. They both looked at each other and shrugged as they began to eat their- "FALCON PUNCH!" Both brothers were violently punched by the fiery falcon of death. But this time, something was different. The being who punched Flam was not a man, but a mare. A dark sunglasses wearing Fluttershy danced and 'screamed' with Captain Falcon. "YES!" "Yay..." "YES!" "Yay..." "YES!" "Yay..." "YES!" "Yay..." They danced and Captain Flutter nuzzled Captain Falcon on his abs, and they both ran/flew to their next victim. Flim and Flam twitched on the floor. *** Rarity didn't like her situation. Not one bit. She sat there holding a tape measure, measuring Blueblood's legs. Getting his measurements for a suit that he needs for his birthday... She's not invited, of course. In fact, by his words she's lucky that she isn't rotting in jail because of her 'barbaric' actions at the gala. So it goes to understanding that she isn't doing this paid. After the measurements were done, Blueblood demanded that tea be serve, and not the 'commoners dish water' she called chai. She had to go into her special reserves, and she wasn't happy. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do... And another punch to the face wouldn't make her day any better. But in all honesty she'd rather get a punch to the face than deal with Blueblood. They both sat at a table, and Bluebloods tales of 'fancy' were grating on Rarity's last nerve. *Knock, knock, knock* Rarity turned her attention away from Blueblood, who was too busy talking about himself to notice. To her surprise, and confusion, she found Fluttershy wearing black sunglasses with a falcon like shape to it. She pointed to the cup and then to Blueblood and smashed her two hooves together... Rarity smiled as pointed the cup to Blueblood and- "FALCON PUNCH!" From the tea cup, a blue fist propelled itself into Blueblood's face. Captain Falcon's pinkie finger was extended as the colt was sent flying into the living room, unconscious. "YES!" His voice was heard as his muscled arm sank back into the tea cup. She looked back outside to see both the Captain and Fluttershy dancing and sprinting away... She looked at her tea cup and was delighted to see that not a single drop was spilled because of the punch. She took a sip of the tea and marveled at its deliciousness... A pair of shades slowly dropped down from the sky and placed themselves on Rarity. "Yes." Rarity said as she stood up and started running towards Fluttershy and Captain Falcon. Author's Note Go Falcons!"Three of my friends have been...turned into punch happy maniacs!" Twilight screamed to Celestia. Who in turn nursed a very big lump on her cheek. "My...condolences for your loss, dear student. But we don't have time to grieve over your friends. We should use this time to find and secure Applejack and Pinkie Pie, before it happens to-" "FALCON!" "Consarn it Rari-" "PUNCH!" The two in the tree house heard the exchange, and felt the earth shake with the force of Captain Fashion's punch. "...Well, so much for Applejack." Celestia said as she and a horrified Twilight Sparkle watched a pair of sunglasses slowly fall from the sky. "What do we do!?" Twilight cried to her mentor. "I don't want to get punched again, it really hurts!" she said as she nursed her cheek. "Yes, I know Twilight. I was punched too..." Twilight looked at her teacher and friend as she hid her face from her. She felt a little guilty for not taking her feelings into consideration as well. "Really?" Celestia didn't answer right away. She waited and slowly revealed her face... That had a pair of shades. "Yes." *** Gilda didn't like sweets, she was more of a steak and potatoes kind of gal. But, when a random and extremely delicious cupcake happens to present itself to you, who can say no? It was just literally presenting itself to her. On a stand in the middle of nowhere that said 'free cupcake!' and a little smiley face next to it. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* When the strange music played, Gilda thought it was all in the ambience of the stand. If she were to actually examine the stand, she would find out that wasn't the case. ... On a hill, approximately two miles away from Gilda's stand, sat Captain Falcon, Captain Flutter, Captain Fashion, and Captain Apple. They all sported binoculars to see what was about to happen. ... Gilda took off the cupcake wrapping and put it on the stand where she found the cupcake, she licked her lips and opened her beak to- "Falcon..." Captain Falcon said from his perch atop the hill... A flaming red falcon descended from the sky, a Mach cone formed around the falcons body and it reached the ground... "Punch." As soon as Captain Falcon said that, a massive sonic boom sounded, and the falcon made contact with Gilda's face. A falcon shaped cloud rang as a mighty screech sounded. The explosion shook the world. Captain Falcon almost shed a tear at the sight of the legendary sonic falcon punch. "YES!" They all screamed as they welcomed the new addition to their creed... Captain Rainbow. *** Twilight ran. She ran and she ran and she ran. What was she running from? "Show me yo moves!" Captain Solar said as her fiery mane and swank sun glasses gleamed in her sun. Smoldering, fist shaped craters filled with either a random pony or one she knew littered the streets. Shades fell down like rain as the punched soon became the punchers. Hue Jelly Roseluck That one pony with the tuba. Blossomforth. Time Turner. And many, many others fell to the might of the solar falcon. "C'mon!" Celestia said as she rained fist shaped fireballs on Twilight, her punches being narrowly dodged by the frightened mare. Suddenly, she was pulled into an alley. "Twilight! We're the only ones left!" Pinkie yelled to her as they both ran away from the masses of punch happy maniacs that littered their home town. "Rainbow too!?" Twilight screamed. Her question was answered by a giant falcon sized explosion a couple miles away. She couldn't believe that she could see it. "We have to flee Twilight, we have to-" her sentence was cut short when a pair of shades was flung at her, they smacked on her face and she dropped to the ground with a thud. "Pinkie!?" Twilight screamed, trying to get her friend to stand up, the mass of punchers hot on their heels. Pinkie stood up slowly and smiled as her eyes were cut off from view. "Are you alright?" Twilight asked as she helped Pinkie up. ... "YES!" Pinkie screamed as she revealed her shades, Twilight screamed and ran away from Captain Sugar. Captain Sugar produced her Party Cannon and loaded herself inside. "FALCON!" *BOOM!* "PUNCH!" Pinkie's body surrounded itself in flames as she shot herself out of the cannon. "Yes!" Twilight looked behind her to see Captain Falcon dive-bombing while riding Rainbow Dash's back. Who was sporting shades as well. The Blue Falcon flew over and out dropped the rest of the mane six. Armed with flaming hooves as they dropped on her. Twilight reached a wall and resigned herself to her punching fate, she closed her eyes and awaited for the- "Gigaruuu....." Strange new music that she has never heard before, this sounded...inspirational, energetic... Twilight opened her eyes, and stared in horror as the entirety of Ponyville flew in the air. They started spinning as they gained altitude. They started to congregate and focus into a cone like shaped, all the ponies that were punched, except Twilight, flew into the cone shape as they blocked the sun. "Drillaruuuu..." The flames that surrounded their hooves started to engulf them all, the sun spit fire as the solar flare joined in the fire. Twilight stood in awe at the sight. Ponies held hooves as they spun, forming a drill shape as they gained altitude. The earth shook as they reached their apex, they came barreling down with a mighty force as Captain Falcon formed the head of the drill, his fist out, and his helmet gone. Twilight got stars in her eyes as she finally saw his true face. Brown hair and a gentle smile as his hair started to elongate and turn a spiky blonde. Super Saiyan Three Captain Falcon and everyone that formed the drill opened their mouth, and with one word, they ushered in a new age... "BREAKERUUUUUUUUUUUU!" The fire that formed the drill exploded in energy as it started its descent. Getting faster and faster. Twilight couldn't stop staring. She cried, not of sadness or anger, but of joy when she finally got it. Ponies working together towards a common goal, a common purpose, a common life... This...was true friendship. She smiled and spread her forelegs to accept the drill, she knew a life of friendship awaited her... "Yes..." she said as the drill connected... *** Discord watched from the moon as a falcon shaped explosion became visible. He wore shades of his own as he watched the explosion. "That...was awesome." Discord said as he stood up and clapped his hands. Almost crying at the beautiful chaos Captain Falcon created. "You do realize, that he'll come after us next?" Luna said as she sat behind the god of chaos. "Oh come off it. I'm the god of chaos. I invented stupidly unpredictable, he won't be able to come near me." Discord said as he ate his popcorn. He brought the popcorn to his back and offered Luna some. "Popcorn?" He asked. A shades wearing Captain Lunar replied. "Yes!" He didn't see it coming. End~ Author's Note
YES!Rarity was enjoying an amazingly brewed cup of tea. Business was booming, ponies were fashionable, and she only had to cry twice this week. Things were good. She looked at her steaming cup of chai, a brew that cost quite a bit of money to get. Not too sweet, not too spicy, not too sour, just right. She levitated the cup to her muzzle and took a deep whiff of the brew. Taking time to appreciate the quality of the brew that resided in her magic grasp. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* Weird music started to play from somewhere as she moved the cup to her lips, she stopped and took a moment to hear the strange music, she passed it off as Sweetie Belle using her record player. She focused her attention to the cup, brought it to her lips, tipped it, and took the first sip of the delicious- "FALCON PUNCH!" A blue fist penatrated through her table and smashed into the tea cup and Rarity's face. She was knocked unconscious instantly as the force of the punch made her flip in the air and land on the ground with a thud. Captain Falcon came out from under the table and danced on top of Rarity's unconscious body. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" He screams as he repeatedly T-bags Rarity's face. He runs out the door, dancing and skipping to his next target. The hot tea stained Rarity's coat, and she laid there as it dried. *** Twilight Sparkle enjoyed a good book as she took notes for an upcoming self test she had upcoming. She sat there and started scribbling on a piece of parchment. Making sure to highlight important information. She stood up and stretched. She was a little peckish, so she decided to go to the kitchen and fish for something to eat. She walked over to her kitchen and began to search. She found some leftover oatmeal from yesterday that she saved. She took it out, and started to heat it up with her magic. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* She looked around in confusion when she started hearing strange music. It tugged her curiosity as she went over to her room to check if her record player was on... It wasn't. Now completely confused, she looked around and searched the library to find the source of this mysterious music. After twenty minutes, she gave up and went back to her oatmeal. She grabbed a spoon and scooped a big helping of the delicious oats. Taking a big whiff of the stuff, she opened her mouth and took her first spoonful of the delicious- "FALCON PUNCH!" Captain Falcon burst through Twilight's window and punched Twilight in the face so hard that she was sent flying into the wall of her library, oatmeal flying all over library, ruining countless amounts of books with the sticky edible substance. Spike ran out of his room and saw the aftermath. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" Captain Falcon yelled as he danced over Twilight's unconscious form. Spike ran over to the bounty hunter and started dancing himself, chanting 'YES!' in unison with the man as they danced. Captain Falcon danced away into the town searching for his next victim, leaving Spike alone. Spike produced a permanent marker from his person and snickered as he started to draw phallic symbols all over Twilight's face. *** Applejack brushed sweat from her brow as she took a break from bucking her apple trees. Apple buck season was just around the corner, and she needed to start working harder as the busy season came. Thankfully, Big Mac didn't hurt his back this time around, so she had help in this trying time. *Thwak!* The tree shook violently as the force of the buck sent all her apples falling into the baskets prepared for them. One of them rolled out of the basket and right in front of Applejack, tempting her and her fatigued state with its gleam. She was hungry, so she picked up the apple and breathed on it, shining it against her chest. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* She turned her head and looked around when she heard the strange music play. She was literally as far from technology as she thought possible. Hearing music out here was...unexpected. But right now, her stomach overpowered her common sense, so she looked into the apple, seeing her reflection in it. She smiled to herself before sinking her teeth into a good ol' Apple family Red de- "FALCON PUNCH!" The tree next to her that she didn't buck suddenly sprouted legs and arms, it jumped and punched her in the face so hard that it sent her flying into an apple tree, the apples falling from said tree and burying the unconscious mare in apples. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" Captain Falcon Tree danced around the tree that Applejack crashed into, while dancing, he stepped on Applejack's hat repeatedly. He shed his tree disguise and skipped towards his next victim. *** Rainbow Dash was doing what she normally did when she wasn't training or working, nothing. Being awesome took energy, and she needed to refuel her awesome tanks for the next day. She lazed on her usual cloud and napped there, content with just doing nothing. A growl was heard as she rolled over, her stomach needed food, and she wasn't going to ignore it. She flew down to the nearest market stand and picked up an orange. Healthy, hydrating, and exactly what she needed. She flew back to her cloud and started to peel the orange with her wings, drool forming as she got closer to finishing peeling. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* She stopped when she heard music coming from...somewhere. She looked down from her cloud, and couldn't see neither hide nor hair of anything that could produced music. She smiled and bobbed her head in tune with the music, at least it was good music that she couldn't find the source of. She looked at her freshly peeled orange and split it in half, peeling off one orange slice and bringing it to her mouth, she bit into the- "FALCON PUNCH!" A blue first came from under Rainbow Dash's cloud. Her chin being the victim of Captain Falcon's mighty uppercut. Rainbow lost consciousness as she flipped in the air and landed in a hay pile. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" A white gi'd Captain Falcon danced around the pile. Singing and dancing as the hay began to settle. Captain Falcon skipped towards his next victim as the orange fell on top of Rainbows head. *** Pinkie Pie bounced through town, saying hi to every pony, and even some inanimate objects. She bounced and danced as the residence of Ponyville smiled in the wake of Pinkie's cheerfulness. Finally at Sugarcube Corner, she bounced into the store and said hi to Mr and Mrs Cake. They returned her greetings with gusto as they began their tasks. She bounced into her room and reached under her bed to grab a box. She put it in the middle of her room, locked the door, put down her shades, and opens the box to reveal... Another box. And another... And another... And another... Seventeen boxes later, she finally reached a paper bag and produced and beautifully made rainbow cupcake. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* She began to panic as she looked around and checked everywhere. When she deemed that no one was in her room with her, she moved away from her window and smiled as she began to take a bite of her- "FALCON PUNCH! The rainbow cupcake was shoved forward as a blue fist came from inside the cupcake wrapper. She was blown back and rendered unconscious. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" He pulled himself from inside the cupcake wrapper and danced around Pinkie's unconscious body. He burst through the window and ran towards his final victim. *** Fluttershy walked into her home after helping a family of birds make a new home closer to hers, she always liked helping as much as she could. Angel bounced outside, and she decided to get something to eat. She walked into her kitchen and began to make herself a salad, one that she could have herself for once. Going into her pantry, she prepared the ingredients, got a bowl from her cupboards, and began mixing. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* She looked around in confusion as music started sounding quietly in the background. She grew a little scared as the thought of a stranger playing music in her home. She looked around looked at her salad, shifting her eyes left and right. She took a spoonful of her salad and began eating her- "FALCON!" Captain Falcon burst from her cupboards and drew his fist back. Fluttershy flinched and closed her eyes... ... ... When she felt no pain, she slowly open her eyes to reveal a hand holding a refreshing looking glass of red juice, complete with ice and a tiny umbrella. "Punch." Captain Falcon said as he offered Fluttershy a glass of delicious Captain Falcon™ Brand fruit punch. Fluttershy backed away from the man in fear, but that glass of juice did look tempting. She carefully reached for the punch and took it out of the captain's hands. She brought the cup to her mouth and took a tiny sip of the juice... It was the best glass of juice that she ever had. She smiled and took more of the delicious drink and began eating her lunch. When she was done, she faced Captain Falcon and moved to hug the man, thanking him for the delicious juice. He hugged back and scratched behind her ears, she hugged him tighter and nuzzled his ripped abs. "Yes." Captain Falcon said as he hugged Fluttershy... And outside, Angel lied in a smoking, fist shaped crater. Author's Note Want to see more ponies get punched? 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YES! v2Princess Celestia had a long day. From bickering nobles, to rumors of a molesting psychopath living inside her head, all she wanted to do was to get some rest. To decompress from today's madness and finally get some time to herself. She sat on her bed, lazing around and staring at her extremely expensive priceless lamp... The money this thing could sell for could go to a much better cause than illuminating her room. She sighed and spread herself out on the bed in boredom. *grrrr...* Celestia felt the need for food be announced to her. She stood up and walked into her closet as she closed her blinds, locked the doors, and made sure no fedora wearing fillies with cameras were prancing around... She opened her closet door and smiled as she levitated her favorite vice to her face; Cake. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* Celestia rustled her brow in confusion as strange music started sounding inside her room. The mare didn't know how to respond to...sudden music. She didn't feel the need to call in her guards for music... Throwing caution to the wind, she took a slice of that delicious cake she craved and produced a fork. She then threw the fork away, and began to shove the entire piece into her- "FALCON PUNCH!" Sound of glass breaking was heard as Captain Falcon ziplined into Celestia's window and jumped through it. The punch that connected with Celestia's cheek knocked the ruler out in one blow, sending her barreling into her closet, cake guts splattering all over the room and Celestia as her momentum killed all her precious cakes. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" Captain Falcon screamed as he produced a bag filled with bananas and began to pelt Celestia's body with the potassium filled fruit. Banana peels and gunk littered her body. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" Captain Falcon started to do the moonwalk and dance as he exited though the castle window via zipline. *** Princess Luna woke up when she smelled...cake and bananas. She rolled her eyes at her sister dietary habits as she got ready for her 'shift' in ruling Equestria. She jumped off her bed and stretched her wings not unlike a cat. Breathing sighs of relief as she heard wing joints and bones popping. She saw that the sun hasn't been lowered, she and her sister talked about teaching each other how to do their duties as a contingency plan. She guessed that it was her turn to lower the sun. With more effort than she'd like to admit, she lowered the sun. It didn't have the same 'passion' as her sister states it, that she had when lowering the sun, but with her first task completed, she now began her profession. With all the 'serenity' as Luna states it she can muster, she raises the moon to its zenith. Call it making up for the lackluster sun setting, she made herself proud with her work. Finally thinking about something else, Luna noticed something important, she was hungry. So, she called a night servant, and in an impressive seven minutes later, a steaming bowl of carrot cream soup graced her nostrils. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* Luna was too focused on her delicious smelling soup to notice the music in the background. She dipped a spoon in the bowl, blew on the hot liquid, and took her first taste of amazing- "FALCON PUNCH!" From under the serving tray the servant brought in, Captain Falcon sprinted over to Luna and uppercutted her chin. She was sent flying out of the castle. Captain Falcon put his hand on his visor'd forehead and stared at Luna's unconscious body flying through the air and towards the moon. The dot her body made in the sky got smaller... And smaller... And smaller... Until... The same symbol that resigned in the moon when Luna was entrapped on it appeared again as Captain Falcon's punch resealed her into the moon. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" Captain Falcon put his arms into the air as if he made a field goal, he danced as he jumped out of the castle and ran to his next victim. *** Trixie Lulamoon was preforming on her grand stage, fireworks and feats of magic flew here and there in a arranged display. The crowd cheering as she preformed her acts of magic. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* The music was completely unnoticed as the crowd screamed way too loudly for her to here it. Feeling slightly dehydrated, she distracted the crowd with a wave of magic. Going into her coat and taking out a bottle of water, she unscrewed the cap and began to take a sip of- "FALCON PUNCH!" From behind Trixie Captain Falcon punched her straight into the crowd, she landed unconsciously on the massive crowd, surfing her because they thought it was all in the show. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" Captain Falcon fist pumped as the crowd surfed an unconscious Trixie. The crowed joined in the chant as Captain Falcon fist pumped. The crowd though it was all part of the show. "Show me ya moves!" Captain Falcon screamed as he started doing his 'I just punched you in the face' dance. The crowd started dancing and prancing with the man, cheering and having a fun time. Captain Falcon sprinted away towards his next victim, the crowd cheering him on. *** Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were doing what they do best, insulting people to make themselves feel better. The cutie mark crusaders ignored them, they began to take out their lunches. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* Applebloom stopped her friends that were about to eat their lunches. She looked to Diamond and Silver Spoon... And smiled as she gave them her lunch, two Sweet Apple Acres Apples. At first, the remaining CMC were confused with the music, but the sole act of Applebloom giving the two bullies her lunch shifted their short attention spans to them. The two bullies were confused at first, but instantly took the Apples that she gave them. Not even thanking her as they greedily stared at their newly acquired apples. At the same time, they both began to take a bite. Not seeing Applebloom's growing smile as the bit into their- "FALCON PUNCH!" Captain Falcon suddenly appeared behind the two fillies and punched their heads into the apples, white-yellow gunk splattering all over the place as it got all over them. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" Applebloom laughed and joined Captain Falcon in his merriment as they spun around in a circle, hand and hoof. Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle, seeing the hilarity that happened to Diamond and Silver, joined in and spun around with the Captain. Captain Falcon sprinted to his next victim as the CMC were figuring out new names to called the two bullies when they woke up. *** Flash Sentry had a busy day in the Crystal Empire. There was a lot of work to do around a city who's populous just awoke from a 1000 year imprisonment. Sweat and fatigue ran through his body as he sat down in his bunker and produced a picture of Princess Twilight Sparkle, he smiled and put it back in its place before taking out his lunch and unwrapping the vegetable sub. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* Flash looked around when he started to hear that strange music. He just listed if off as one of his guardsmen playing music next to him. He unwrapped the thick second layer of paper, opened his mouth, and took a nice- "WAIFU PUNCH!" A fat, neckbeared, curly haired man wearing a fedora came out of nowhere and punched Flash in the face, knocking the stallion unconscious. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" The fat man danced, his fat giggling profusely as he danced his happy dance and ran away... Only to come back to take away Flash's picture of Twilight Sparkle. Author's Note
Show me yo moves!The mane six all sat in a circle. They all, except super kawaii Fluttershy, nursed black eyes and sore jaw bones. Rarity wore an outfit that completely covered her "white" coat. They grumbled and discussed how to apprehend the man who all gave them their injuries, except super kawaii Fluttershy, she was enjoying her Captain Falcon™ Brand Fruit Punch. With had a handy habit of regenerating every time she finished it. "ahhraht gurls." Twilight said with extreme difficulty, the cotton and ice magically held on her cheek made it almost impossible to understand her. "Wi haf twu fahnd ah wah tah cafth tha thang whu dad thas." Twilight said in a spot on impersonation of Sylvester Stallone. The all nodded their heads in unison. "Ahalraht Plahn #1: Wii ahl eet fuud, expactang ham tuw pawnch as. Ohhka?" They all nodded their heads and set out to get revenge on Captain Falcon, except super kawaii Fluttershy, she stared at a picture of Captain Falcon and giggled before hugging it. This plan couldn't possibly fail. *** Rainbow Dash shifted her eyes left and right as she peeled an orange. She was in the air: far above and ground and confident that the ground bound Captain Falcon couldn't jump this high in the air... At least she hoped. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* Dash readied herself for another punch as she slowly brought the orange to her mouth, as soon a she took a bi- "FALCON PUNCH!" Captain Falcon appeared from the cloud next to her and threw a mighty punch at Dash's face. But, she was ready this time, and in an impressive feat of acrobatics, dodged the punch. Captain Falcon continued to fall, and Rainbow Dash planned to catch him and bring him back to the library for questioning. A smug smirk filled her face as she thought of how much she was gonna rub it in Applejack's face when they met... The music disappeared, and Captain Falcon was nowhere to be found. Thoroughly confused, she looked around to try to find the man's falling body but- A new, faster paced music started playing as she heard a strange sound coming from behind her, she turned around... And paled. "Show me yo moves!" Captain falcon said from atop a golden falcon head that was the Blue Falcon. She didn't waste anytime flying away from the ship as fast as she could. The Blue Falcon easily catching and matching her speed. Rainbow zig zagged, spun, flipped, and dived to try to avoid another head shaking punch from the Captain. The blue Falcon Sped in front of her, making dash lose her control and go into a spinout. She managed to regain control to stop from crashing but- "FALCON!" Captain Falcon jump off of his ship and reared his fist back, flames erupted from them as they took the form of a falcon. Rainbow Dash was too in awe to dodge, and before she was, again, knocked unconscious by Captain Falcon, she could only think of two words... 'So...awesome...' "PUNCH!" Captain Falcon's fiery fist of pain connected with Dash's face. A falcon's cry rung out into the sky as Rainbow Dash disappeared over the horizon. Captain Falcon landed on his ship. "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" Captain Falcon danced on his ship, as he flew towards his next victim. *** Flim and Flam had just finished selling their last bottle of 'tonic'. A good haul for today at about 200 bits. They sat down in their portable house and began to take things out of the fridge. They both took the same pile of hay fries and began to spice it. When they were done, the brothers began to bring the fries to the table, they both had their own plates, and they sat down to enjoy their lunch. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* Both Flim and Flam stopped as they heard that strange tune play in the background. They both looked at each other and shrugged as they began to eat their- "FALCON PUNCH!" Both brothers were violently punched by the fiery falcon of death. But this time, something was different. The being who punched Flam was not a man, but a mare. A dark sunglasses wearing Fluttershy danced and 'screamed' with Captain Falcon. "YES!" "Yay..." "YES!" "Yay..." "YES!" "Yay..." "YES!" "Yay..." They danced and Captain Flutter nuzzled Captain Falcon on his abs, and they both ran/flew to their next victim. Flim and Flam twitched on the floor. *** Rarity didn't like her situation. Not one bit. She sat there holding a tape measure, measuring Blueblood's legs. Getting his measurements for a suit that he needs for his birthday... She's not invited, of course. In fact, by his words she's lucky that she isn't rotting in jail because of her 'barbaric' actions at the gala. So it goes to understanding that she isn't doing this paid. After the measurements were done, Blueblood demanded that tea be serve, and not the 'commoners dish water' she called chai. She had to go into her special reserves, and she wasn't happy. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do... And another punch to the face wouldn't make her day any better. But in all honesty she'd rather get a punch to the face than deal with Blueblood. They both sat at a table, and Bluebloods tales of 'fancy' were grating on Rarity's last nerve. *Knock, knock, knock* Rarity turned her attention away from Blueblood, who was too busy talking about himself to notice. To her surprise, and confusion, she found Fluttershy wearing black sunglasses with a falcon like shape to it. She pointed to the cup and then to Blueblood and smashed her two hooves together... Rarity smiled as pointed the cup to Blueblood and- "FALCON PUNCH!" From the tea cup, a blue fist propelled itself into Blueblood's face. Captain Falcon's pinkie finger was extended as the colt was sent flying into the living room, unconscious. "YES!" His voice was heard as his muscled arm sank back into the tea cup. She looked back outside to see both the Captain and Fluttershy dancing and sprinting away... She looked at her tea cup and was delighted to see that not a single drop was spilled because of the punch. She took a sip of the tea and marveled at its deliciousness... A pair of shades slowly dropped down from the sky and placed themselves on Rarity. "Yes." Rarity said as she stood up and started running towards Fluttershy and Captain Falcon. Author's Note
Go Falcons!"Three of my friends have been...turned into punch happy maniacs!" Twilight screamed to Celestia. Who in turn nursed a very big lump on her cheek. "My...condolences for your loss, dear student. But we don't have time to grieve over your friends. We should use this time to find and secure Applejack and Pinkie Pie, before it happens to-" "FALCON!" "Consarn it Rari-" "PUNCH!" The two in the tree house heard the exchange, and felt the earth shake with the force of Captain Fashion's punch. "...Well, so much for Applejack." Celestia said as she and a horrified Twilight Sparkle watched a pair of sunglasses slowly fall from the sky. "What do we do!?" Twilight cried to her mentor. "I don't want to get punched again, it really hurts!" she said as she nursed her cheek. "Yes, I know Twilight. I was punched too..." Twilight looked at her teacher and friend as she hid her face from her. She felt a little guilty for not taking her feelings into consideration as well. "Really?" Celestia didn't answer right away. She waited and slowly revealed her face... That had a pair of shades. "Yes." *** Gilda didn't like sweets, she was more of a steak and potatoes kind of gal. But, when a random and extremely delicious cupcake happens to present itself to you, who can say no? It was just literally presenting itself to her. On a stand in the middle of nowhere that said 'free cupcake!' and a little smiley face next to it. *Do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do...* When the strange music played, Gilda thought it was all in the ambience of the stand. If she were to actually examine the stand, she would find out that wasn't the case. ... On a hill, approximately two miles away from Gilda's stand, sat Captain Falcon, Captain Flutter, Captain Fashion, and Captain Apple. They all sported binoculars to see what was about to happen. ... Gilda took off the cupcake wrapping and put it on the stand where she found the cupcake, she licked her lips and opened her beak to- "Falcon..." Captain Falcon said from his perch atop the hill... A flaming red falcon descended from the sky, a Mach cone formed around the falcons body and it reached the ground... "Punch." As soon as Captain Falcon said that, a massive sonic boom sounded, and the falcon made contact with Gilda's face. A falcon shaped cloud rang as a mighty screech sounded. The explosion shook the world. Captain Falcon almost shed a tear at the sight of the legendary sonic falcon punch. "YES!" They all screamed as they welcomed the new addition to their creed... Captain Rainbow. *** Twilight ran. She ran and she ran and she ran. What was she running from? "Show me yo moves!" Captain Solar said as her fiery mane and swank sun glasses gleamed in her sun. Smoldering, fist shaped craters filled with either a random pony or one she knew littered the streets. Shades fell down like rain as the punched soon became the punchers. Hue Jelly Roseluck That one pony with the tuba. Blossomforth. Time Turner. And many, many others fell to the might of the solar falcon. "C'mon!" Celestia said as she rained fist shaped fireballs on Twilight, her punches being narrowly dodged by the frightened mare. Suddenly, she was pulled into an alley. "Twilight! We're the only ones left!" Pinkie yelled to her as they both ran away from the masses of punch happy maniacs that littered their home town. "Rainbow too!?" Twilight screamed. Her question was answered by a giant falcon sized explosion a couple miles away. She couldn't believe that she could see it. "We have to flee Twilight, we have to-" her sentence was cut short when a pair of shades was flung at her, they smacked on her face and she dropped to the ground with a thud. "Pinkie!?" Twilight screamed, trying to get her friend to stand up, the mass of punchers hot on their heels. Pinkie stood up slowly and smiled as her eyes were cut off from view. "Are you alright?" Twilight asked as she helped Pinkie up. ... "YES!" Pinkie screamed as she revealed her shades, Twilight screamed and ran away from Captain Sugar. Captain Sugar produced her Party Cannon and loaded herself inside. "FALCON!" *BOOM!* "PUNCH!" Pinkie's body surrounded itself in flames as she shot herself out of the cannon. "Yes!" Twilight looked behind her to see Captain Falcon dive-bombing while riding Rainbow Dash's back. Who was sporting shades as well. The Blue Falcon flew over and out dropped the rest of the mane six. Armed with flaming hooves as they dropped on her. Twilight reached a wall and resigned herself to her punching fate, she closed her eyes and awaited for the- "Gigaruuu....." Strange new music that she has never heard before, this sounded...inspirational, energetic... Twilight opened her eyes, and stared in horror as the entirety of Ponyville flew in the air. They started spinning as they gained altitude. They started to congregate and focus into a cone like shaped, all the ponies that were punched, except Twilight, flew into the cone shape as they blocked the sun. "Drillaruuuu..." The flames that surrounded their hooves started to engulf them all, the sun spit fire as the solar flare joined in the fire. Twilight stood in awe at the sight. Ponies held hooves as they spun, forming a drill shape as they gained altitude. The earth shook as they reached their apex, they came barreling down with a mighty force as Captain Falcon formed the head of the drill, his fist out, and his helmet gone. Twilight got stars in her eyes as she finally saw his true face. Brown hair and a gentle smile as his hair started to elongate and turn a spiky blonde. Super Saiyan Three Captain Falcon and everyone that formed the drill opened their mouth, and with one word, they ushered in a new age... "BREAKERUUUUUUUUUUUU!" The fire that formed the drill exploded in energy as it started its descent. Getting faster and faster. Twilight couldn't stop staring. She cried, not of sadness or anger, but of joy when she finally got it. Ponies working together towards a common goal, a common purpose, a common life... This...was true friendship. She smiled and spread her forelegs to accept the drill, she knew a life of friendship awaited her... "Yes..." she said as the drill connected... *** Discord watched from the moon as a falcon shaped explosion became visible. He wore shades of his own as he watched the explosion. "That...was awesome." Discord said as he stood up and clapped his hands. Almost crying at the beautiful chaos Captain Falcon created. "You do realize, that he'll come after us next?" Luna said as she sat behind the god of chaos. "Oh come off it. I'm the god of chaos. I invented stupidly unpredictable, he won't be able to come near me." Discord said as he ate his popcorn. He brought the popcorn to his back and offered Luna some. "Popcorn?" He asked. A shades wearing Captain Lunar replied. "Yes!" He didn't see it coming. End~ Author's Note
