Toxic

Doctor Red Heart stared blankly at the red stallion. His eyebrow cocked as he saw her expression change bewildered to suggestive. As much as she was a pretty young lady, he wasn't exactly in the mood. Nor did he know the girl.

"Um...miss?" Big Macintosh called out in his country twang.

"Why, hello..."  Red Heart purred and rubbed her body smoothly against the door.

"Err...hey," He said, starting to get a little uncomfortable.

“How are you liking your stay? Here at the hospital,” She asked with a silky voice, her heels clicking as she neared him.

“I guess…fine,” He grumbled and sat up a little.

“That is very nice to hear,” She sighed and sat on a chair next to his bed. “We do want our patients to be very comfortable in our hospital.”

“Yea…it’s worked real well. But, I’m not sure that I am supposed to get as comfortable as what you are aimin’ for, miss,” He told her.

“Hmm? I’m not sure I get where you are coming from, sir,” She laughed innocently and was only inches away from him.

“Mam’, I really would appreciate it if you kept a bit of…distance?” He gulped nervously and scooted away from her. She frowned and sat back in the seat, straightening her back. She cleared her throat and sighed with slight defeat.

“Oh, you’re definitely no fun,” She mumbled and bit the side of her cheek.

“No fun?” He snorted. “I don’t know who you are or even if it’s okay to be doin’ the sort of thing you want to in a hospital.”

“A hard working gentlemen,” She awed. “That’s so rare…so why not…take a little taste?” She grinned and slid her hand on his groin. He made a small yelp and pulled down his hospital gown.

“H-Hey! You stop that!” Macintosh said nervously.

“No fun…” She repeated. Doctor Red Heart looked at his face another time and he had the same eye twitching expression. “Whatever, you’re really missing out. But with no fun from you, what purpose do you serve?”

“Purpose? My back is broken! Of course I couldn’t even do anythin’, even if I wanted to!” He blabbered.

“Oh? I guess that’s good, then. I don’t need a wandering patient in my halls. This place has to be based on nothing but sexually driven ones,” Red Heart said to one in specific.

“Sex Driven!? What does that even mean?” Macintosh groaned and put his hands on his face, but dragged them down when he heard a faint noise. He thought at first it was some sort of…baby laughter. And it really made him question his sanity when he figured out that it was moaning. Now, what in the hell was up with moaning in a hospital?

“Oh…they work fast, my pets,” She chuckled and stretched with a yawn. “My, I am quite sleepy. And sore.”

“Sore?” He whispered. There was something not quite right about this place, and he wasn’t sure that he wanted to figure what it was that made this place so strange.

“I’ll be back for you later,” Red Heart promised and left him alone, leaving out the door. Macintosh felt blood rise as the noises outside got louder. He hurled his fist at his erection and the air in him left subtlety.

“This is going to be a long day,” He gasped and collapsed onto his bed.

***

“Doctor Red Heart…your back. What took you so long?” Discord questioned Red Heart as she walked slowly into his room. She grinned and put a hand on her hip, pausing her steps in front of the bed.

“You could say I was a bit busy, time really flies when you’re having fun,” Red Heart replied.

“Fun? I could take it that you were enjoying yourself when my presence was of lack?” Discord chuckled.

“It’s a long story,” She added.

“I have all the time in the world,” He stretched the request for an answer. And, with that, he did get an answer.

“Let’s just say I’m looking forward to driving all of Equestria into a sex empire,” She told him.

“A sex empire?” He furrowed his brows. “Do tell.”

“Celestia and Luna will be overthrown, and when that happens, I will run Equestria and we will do so side by side,” She explained.

“I’m sure that would be a good plan, but—.”

“No buts! At least…not yet,” She smiled. He shook his head slowly and his smirk grew wide.

“What have I gotten myself into?” He scoffed.

“Probably something you did not expect to play out like this,” She chuckled and walked to the bed, slipping inside the bed with him.

“Are you trying to say something?” He breathed on her neck.

“As much as that would be very soothing, I am exhausted. And with no beauty sleep…there is no beauty,” She yawned and started to snooze. Discord undid her hair tie and ran his hand through her hair.

“Your wish is my command,” He sighed and kissed her forehead.

***

“It must have been my instincts that said she was nothin’ but trouble,” Macintosh groaned as he got to a sitting position on the end of the bed carefully. “I wish it was my back that was broken.” He rubbed his abdomen and grunted. “I don’t know what would have happened if Applejack hadn’t given me her kidney…”

Big Macintosh stood up and looked sadly at nothing in particular. He was in much irritation with a pain in the ass kidney failure and those fights he would have every day with that damned

Caramel that would simply not leave Applejack alone. That guy just couldn't take a hint, could he? That guy was strong, and just as strong as him—any stronger and he himself would probably have more than just a kidney failure.

Now that he was straight in the hospital with a new kidney generously given to him by his sister, everything was just peachy.

“I had a kidney failure and my sister had to give me an organ load, so I got that going on for me,” He grumbled.