Choose Your Own Clopventure

"It sure is! Want to try?"

"Do I ever! " you reply. You walk over and hop onto it, sinking into the patented memory-plywood indents, which are clinically proven to be more comfortable than bricks but less comfortable than actual foam.

Fluttershy smiles, and straps your four legs in. She smirks and rubs your inner thighs, causing your wings to pop out. She then buckles them down.

"Wow this is amazing! I almost feel like I'm on a mattress, but it almost has the rigidity of bricks!"

Fluttershy smiles."Okay, the safeword is hay hay hay! Now you try. "

You clear your throat. "Hay hay hay!"

"Good. Now I have something very special in mind..."

Fluttershy walks over to a toolbox and pulls out a chainsaw. She revs it up and approaches.

Two feet away.

One foot away.

Inches away...

"Hay hay hay!"

Remain silent.