Choose Your Own Clopventure

The staff at this bar knows you, and lets you pass backstage. You spot Vinyl, and head over to her.

“Hey, great music.”

“Thanks, you a fan?” Vinyl asks.

“No, just a mare curious to see if it is true what they say about a good horn-fucking.”

“I’m a huge fan. I was hoping you’d have time to give a fan mare some wubs backstage.”

“Just a stallion hoping to rut you senseless backstage.”

“Well, I uh, am the Ponyville Pussy Inspector™, and I’m here to do a cavity search with my dick.”

”Your fur is so shiny, it’s intoxicating.”