"I'll take the lemonade! I totally read in a book once about how this unicorn poisoned ponies with tea at her doll parties... Or was it euthanized sick old ponies? No! It was harvesting the Elements from their dissected corpses! Regardless, I won't let you drug me! "

Fluttershy looks at you in shock. "Um... Maybe we shouldn't do this, you’re kinda creepy. "

"No wait! " she starts to push you towards the door. “I'm not weird! I just read lots of fiction! Please, I have nothing better to do than have pretend sex with ponies!"

She slams the door in your face.

Author's Note

The End

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p.s. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

But tea is always poison.