Choose Your Own Clopventure

You approach Big Mac, eager to see if he has earned his nickname. Your mind ponders the several choices you could make: the pickup lines, the sexual positions, and the awkward small talk after.

What will you say to him?

"I hear they call you 'The Dollmaker'. Let's see what you can do with this toy."

“So, why don’t you show me your big snake?”

[more choices cuming soon.]