Author's Note

Sorry everyone for taking so long on my other story, so here, have a chapter update for this one instead.

Short notes today, but you prob. just want to read to go ahead and enjoy.

~Cobolt soundwave, out.

The Teaser Game

No more than ten minutes into the game and Rarity was screaming her proper mane off.

"GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME!"

"Rarity, you have to stop moving for me to shoot it, it'll keep following you if you don't." Fluttershy pleaded to her unicorn friend.

"Yes, well, if I stop moving dear, it's going to," She couldn't finish her sentence before the creature jumped on her. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHH, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!"

Fluttershy sighed and let a small smile slip onto her muzzle; she could tell this was going to be a very fun run-through of this game for her. Spike was off at his own computer building his magnificent castle...and laughing his scaly butt off at the sound of Rarity's screams of terror.

"Now if only-"

"WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING!"

'Ahhhh, the sound of Rainbow screaming, never thought I'd hear it this night, but I guess I was wrong.' Thought Spike with a big grin on his face as he continued building his fortress of awesomeness.

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Thirty minutes in and they still hadn't made it past their quarter mark for their little race. Spike was amazed though, they were playing on the hardest difficulty they had available without beating the game first, and they weren't doing to bad, except for the occasional death that set them back a few minutes, but other than that, not bad.

"Thirty minutes girls!" Spike said to the girls; he felt like letting them know how much time has passed.

"Ugggggggh, OH MY GOSH THAT"S LIKE THE THIRD TIME I DIED TO THAT STUPID THING!"

Twilight who was currently paired up with Pinkie, looked like she was losing her mind from the amount of moronic deaths she had since the beginning of the game.

"TWI, HELP MEEEEEHEHEHE, IT"S GONNA HUMP MY FACE< GET IT OFF!" Pinkie screamed at her Lavender friend.

"Ugggggh, I keep telling you not to go there without me, otherwise that happens! Keep still so I can shoot you, you little, URGH, GOTCHA!"

Watching Twilight go form crazy frustrated with this game to giggling like a madmare was, without a doubt, the most hilarious thing ever.

"Okay that's forty-five minutes now."

"Nice, we're almost there AJ!" Shouted out a very happy Rainbow Dash.

Oh how wrong she was.

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A good two more hours passed, and with those two hours came about many empty soda cans, bags of chips, and some swears.

"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, PENIS GOBBLING, NO GOOD FUCKING WHORE! GET OFF ME!"

Make that, many swears.

Rainbow and Aj were neck and neck with Twilight and Pinkie, and they were very close to the mid point of the game, they just needed to get past one more checkpoint...which was no more than two more minutes from them.

"Pinkie do you have a shotgun?"

"Ummmmmmmm, yeppers!"

"Good...shoot all those guys out there with it."

"Roger Twi!" Pinkie said with a salute, then with a click of a key she jumped from behind cover, rushing at the four or five enemies that were aiming at Twilight, only to now be aiming at Pinkie.

"Eat plasma you buncha' meanies!"

Nopony knew how Pinkie managed to shoot and kill all five enemies, without taking even smidgen of damage, but she did it, which then let them have a free pass to the checkpoint.

"Oh...oh...OH...OOOOOOHHHHHH! WEWONWEWONWEWON!" Twilight proceeded to jump up and down, much like Pinkie does when she's feeling...well...like she normally does.

"In you face, in your face!"

Twilight was now shoving her flanks right in front of Rainbow's face, which made the Pegasus narrow her eyes with a devious little plan she concocted.

Before Twilight was able to pull away from her third rump-thrust, she felt Rainbow grab her hips and pull her onto the chair with her, which made Twilight let a gasp of surprise as she fell.

"So, you like shoving you purple plot in my face don'tcha? Well I can think of a few-"

"Rainbow!" Rarity said with a faint blush on her face. "Please, there are ladies present."

"Well, you certainly weren't very proper while playing that game, miss Rarity." Dash said in a very well done canterlot-ish sounding voice.

Rarity responded with incoherent babbling and then silence as her blush darkened.

The other's were giggling, but Spike tried to hold back his laughter, albeit not that well, but still, he tried.

And failed.

"BWUUUUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OHMAYGOSH RARES, I'M SO SORRY, B-BUT, TH-THAT WAS T-TOHOHOHO FUNNEHEHEHEHE!" Spike said as he tried very hard not to fall out of his chair as he laughed his butt off.

Twilight, now back in her own chair, turned to face Spike.

"Spike, okay, we get it, it was funny hearing Rarity swear like that, but...I WON! HA!"

Spike eventually calmed down and walked over to where Twilight was sitting and walked past it. While he did so, he smacked her bottom with the tip of his tail and caused her to jump and let out an adorable 'Eeep!'

"What was that for?" Twilight said as she rubbed her stinging posterior.

"Well you always said you wondered what it would be like to get spanked by me." Spike said with the biggest shit-eating grin on his muzzle, as Twilight's face heated right up, turning bright red, almost like a tomato.

Twilight just put her face down on the table as she tried to keep her brain from imagining herself bent over Spike's lap getting spanked and her wings from going full mast.

Spike keep on grinning as he told the rest of the girls that the race was over because Twi and Pinkie had won, and that, they should try a different game.

"Well what game should we play now?" Asked Fluttershy.

"Hooooooow aboooout...Pony 4 Dead 2?" Said Spike with a toothy grin.