The Mysterious Being Behind Many Human In Equestria Stuff

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Random, Human, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1026

Humponclopper, the mysterious, all powerful being that is behind many of these 'Human In Equestria' stuff happening across the multiverse. And he also loves watching humans and ponies having sex.

Humponclopper, the mysterious, all powerful being that is behind many of these 'Human In Equestria' stuff happening across the multiverse.

And he also loves watching humans and ponies having sex.

Published 2014-05-09 10:10:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-09 10:10:04 UTC

The Man Behind Human In Equestria

Imagine, if you will a mysterious being of shadows was hidden from your sight and is watching you right now. He also perverted and loves watching humand and pony action from across the multiverse.

Rumor has that this mysterious being known as the 'Humponclopper' actually did exist. His age and origin is unknown and very few have ever seen him. He is very powerful, but only uses his powers to make hot human and pony sex scenarios happen across the multiverse.

However, other beings of perhaps similar or greater powers have heard this being's fapping from across the multiverse. So far, none have been been able to actually find Humponclopper.

Granted, Humponclopper is not the only being that teleports unwitting humans into Equestria. For there were rumors from long distance multiverses, that cannot be reached by almost anyone, that Humponclopper doesn't even exist in some multiverses, not even Humans or Ponies in some multiverses.

***

In an unknown, hidden universe within a dark void of space, a mysterious shadowy black hooded figure of a human known as the Humponclopper was sat at a wooden computer desk.

"Hmm, let's see how my Human in Equestria is doing." he said with a deep voice as he clicked the mouse, followed by the screen showing a Human screaming in agony as he was being burnt at a stake. "Oops, I probably shouldn’t have sent him to a Equestria, where they kill Humans on sight."

With a press of a button on the keyboard, he saw another Human, Heavy Weapons Guys making out with Princess Celestia in bed.

He used his God like powers to 'pause' that universe. "I'll save that for later."

He pressed another button. This time it showed downstairs in the Golden Oak Library, where Princess Twilight Sparkle stood before a green human, that wore a black tuxedo. The Human was nervously scratching the back of his head as Twilight stared deeply into his eyes.

"Anon, don't be shy." she said softly as she took two steps toward him.

Humponclopper pulled down his pants to reveal his massive penis, that stood tall and mighty, but dark green shadowy matter obscured his skin color.

"Awww, I do love a little romance my with my human and pony clop." Humponclopper masturbated vigorously as he watched Twilight and Anon came together to kiss passionately. "Come on, come on, such his cock!" Twilight pulled down his pants and began to give him a blow job. "Yes!"

Humponclopper masturbation speed had increased as the Human and Pony sex got more and more passionate, with Twilight now bouncing up and down Anon's giant, magically enhanced penis. Humponclopper was now masturbating several times faster than the speed of light with his hands as he watched hot human and pony action.

But when Twilight began sucking Anon's cock again in a sixty nine position it pushed him over. Humponclopper cum fired out from his cock like an exploding gamma ray, his cum traveled quadrillions of times the speed of light to hit another nearby galaxy, flooding it with his life giving cum.

"Oh, that was hot."

He pressed a button. This time sexy unicorn Rarity was making out with a red handsome lobster man in a dumpster. He smelled of garbage and rotten fish.

"Whoop whoop whoop! Zoidberg loves you Rarity." he shouted while clicking his claws excitedly.

"I love you too."

Humponclopper cock rapidly reharded as he watched Rarity and Zoidberg roll around in the garbage of the dumpster as they made out.

Once again he used his God like powers to 'pause' that universe. "I'll save that for later."

Humponclopper closed his eyes as he snapped his fingers, thus he teleported some more random Humans from across the multiverse into more alternate Equestrias, each one where many ponies had a human fetish.

"Those should be good to clop for later."

When Humponclopper opened his eyes he saw Pinkie Pie staring at him inside the screen.

"Stop clopping to us Ponies!" she shouted.

"Stop clopping? Never!" he shouted.

Pinkie Pie jumped out of the screen and tackled him to the 'ground'.

"I said, stop clopping to us Ponies!" she said growling while gritting her teeth.

"Why should I? Ponies clop to Humans. Why can't I clop to Ponies?"

She slapped him across the face.

"Ow! You're a mean non human fetish pony!"

"Yes, I don't like Humans or whatever you are clopping to Ponies!"

"Lyra help!" he screamed.

There was a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of a green minted alicorn known as Lyra Heartstrings.

"Pinkie Pie! Leave Humponclopper alone! He's just lonely and likes masturbating to humans and ponies having sex."

"But he's masturbating to us Ponies!"

"So? I masturbate to Humans."

"Ewww, you're sick! Does the the little freak like ugly humans!"

"Humans aren't ugly!" Lyra roared in rage as she blasted Pinkie Pie with a golden hyper beam of energy, that vaporized her to dust.

"Nopony, makes fun of my fetish!" she said angrily while gritting her teeth.

Lyra trotted over to her friend Humponclopper.

"Thanks Lyra, I thought I was a goner there. Can I watch and masturbate to you having sex with a Human?"

"Oh Humponclopper, of course you can."

"Yay!"

Lyra flashed her horn, followed by disappearing in a blinding flash of light.

***

Lyra appeared before the sleeping green Human known as an Anon. Humponclopper had already begun masturbating in anticipation in his universe.

Anon opened his eyes and saw the green minted alicorn staring at him with bedroom eyes. Anon grinned and then pulled down his pants to reveal his massive anonymous green dick.

Lyra squealed in delight as she flapped her wings excitedly. The green alicorn flew on top of Anon into a sixty nine position. At this point Humponclopper was now masturbating at several times the speed of light. He masturbated at billions of times the speed of light when Lyra began sucking Anon's mighty penis and Anon began licking her pony pussy.

When Lyra began bouncing up and down Anon's giant cock, he came so hard his cum flooded the entire universe.

End