Author's Note

Because someone asked for it. Also this bit was graciously edited by ShimmeringStallion

Bonus Chapter- Knobbed

"Sis! SIS!! I need help again!" The sound of Sweetie Belle's voice rang out from the upstairs living area to the shop below.

Sighing and removing her sewing glasses, Rarity slouched over in her seat and rested her head against her hooves.

“Uhh! I’ll never finish this dress,” Rarity scowled as she thought of what Sweetie Belle needed help with now.

“Please hurry! This… this one’s… uhmm, a bit more awkward and painful!” Sweetie Belle added in, prompting her sister to move faster.

"By the sun, what did that filly get herself stuck on this time?" Rarity groaned, guessing her little sister somehow managed to find the new hiding spot for all her toys. "I swear a proper punishment is in order this time."

"Sis!?" Sweetie Belle shouted out again, thinking Rarity didn't hear her the first time.

"Yes, yes, I heard you the first time. I'm coming!" Rarity shouted back as she pulled herself up and started trotting towards the stairwell. "Ugh, kids these days just don't know how to stay out of the grown-up things. Wonder which one she got stuck on this time?"

As Rarity walked for the staircase, she couldn't help but try to picture which toy was stuck inside her little sister’s rear. Dog one again? Timberwolf one maybe? Manticore? Zebra? Griffon? Heck, she even wondered if she tried out her dragon one, or even her special Cthulhu one she ordered from across the sea.

"Hopefully she doesn't break my Chewy," Rarity pouted hoping the final toy wasn't being used. "I swear if she got that one stuck in her butt and broke the vibrator function, I'll be livid!"

Trotting her way up the stairs, Rarity kept a lookout for her sister. After not seeing her about, Rarity quickly deduced that she must’ve been in her room, but still felt the need to confirm her suspicions.

"You in your room, Sweetie Belle?" Rarity spoke out loudly, wanting to make sure where the filly was.

"Y-yeah, I'm... near the door," Sweetie Belle answered back, her voice sounding like she was right outside the door itself, though Rarity felt like her sister was getting quieter as she finished speaking.

"Which one did you get into this time?" Rarity said with a sigh as she rolled her eyes, preparing for the worst of responses.

"It’s... not one of your toys, sis," Sweetie Belle replied in an embarrassed tone.

"Not one of my toys?" Rarity replied in a slightly surprised tone as she neared the door and stopped in front of it. "What did you get stuck on?"

"Uhmmm," Sweetie Belle replied as she tried to find the proper words without sounding silly. "J-just open the door very slowly, alright?"

Staring at the door, Rarity sighed again and quickly lit up her horn and wrapped the doorknob in magic. Quickly wiggling it in an attempt to open it, she found the door itself was locked.

"A-ah, Hey! D-don't wiggle the knob," Sweetie Belle stammered out under her breath.

"Sweetie? Did you lock the door?" Rarity asked.

"Oh no," Sweetie Belle muttered out. "Uhmm... Can't you use your magic to unlock it?"

"Well I guess I could," Rarity muttered to herself as she focused her magic and pushed it into the keyhole.

As the lock clicked into place, Rarity smiled as she could turn the handle again. Once again wrapping her magic around the doorknob, she got ready to turn it, undeterred by the panicked squeaks from the other side of the door.

"Open the door slowly, please!" Sweetie Belle asked.

Instead of even asking why, Rarity simply nodded to herself and did what her sibling asked. Even as she did open it, she found there still was some kind of resistance behind the door, and could even hear metal scraping against the floorboards as the door slowly opened. Thankfully, she had no problem opening it and once enough of the door was out of her way, Rarity stared inside.

Much to her surprise, Sweetie Belle wasn't in sight.

"Sweetie? Where are you?" Rarity asked as she walked in, a feeling of dread coming over her.

"I'm... right here." Uttered a meek voice.

Hearing the voice coming from behind her, Rarity turned around and gasped at the sight before her.

"H-how... how in the world did you get stuck on... that!?" Rarity spoke out in a shocked tone at the absurd image before her.

Sweetie Belle was indeed stuck like before, but on something Rarity never thought possible. Seeing Sweetie's front hooves resting on a large stepladder as the only means of support herself and keeping her from falling, Rarity noticed that her little sister, someway, somehow, had gotten her butt stuck on the doorknob itself.

"I-I was still horny a-and I don't know where you hid your toys!" Sweetie Belle replied, red-faced and utterly embarrassed.

"Sweetie Belle, how did you think... h-how did you even..." Rarity couldn't find her words for a few seconds and gave her head a shake as a means of clearing it before finally thinking of a question to ask that fit the situation. "How in the world did you think putting a doorknob in your butt was going to help!?"

"It has a knot like the dog toy, almost!" Voiced Sweetie Belle as she tried to pull her butt off the knob without much luck. "And the dog one felt good!"

"Oh for the love of Celestia," Rarity muttered out as she looked down and couldn't help but rest her face in her hoof, closing her eyes before opening one, just to confirm that this really was happening. "I... I'll get the vaseline again. Don't move."

"I... kinda can't!" Sweetie Belle snapped back as she found it getting harder to hold herself up with her front hooves.

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The deed was done: Sweetie Belle's butt was removed from the knob, and the knob itself was disinfected. Moving the cloth away from the knob, Rarity turned to Sweetie Belle - who was sitting on a new bag of ice - and simply shook her head at her.

"I'll hand it to you, you're a very adventurous filly," Rarity spoke out as Sweetie Belle couldn't bring herself to make eye-contact with her sister. "But I'm very certain you shouldn’t be using inanimate objects as a mean of experimenting… let alone to get yourself off."

Simply nodding her head in silence, Sweetie Belle adjusted her body slightly so more of the ice pack was sinking into her sore filly buns.

"I’m glad you understand. I suppose you’ve learned your lesson without me needing to tell you anything. Now... please don't get yourself stuck on anything else. I'm almost out of vaseline," Rarity added as she looked at the nearly empty bottle before her.

Picking it up with her magic, Rarity simply shook her head one last time and turned for the door. As she exited the room and closed the door behind her, she couldn't help but snicker at the situation that just played out.