You owe me A 5$ foot long

by cottonfiction

Rating: everyone
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Length: 364

Please excuse my shitty grammar and spelling and things

Its basically what the title says. Now read the god damn fanfic
Nothing to do with the image by the way

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-09 02:42:27 UTC

HTF DO PONIES PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS

Ahhhhh. A beautiful day in Biki- "Why are we watching Spongebob" Derpy asks. "Shhhhhh" Lyra says while doing flips in her sitting position. "But I wa-"SHHHHHHHHJDJJEJSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSJKISS!KSKW!!SKSM!SKSOSJEKE" Lyra grunts at the blonde maned pony. "And im bored now" Lyra moans in boredom. " Hey yoy wanna play rock paper scissors Derpy" "But we dont have fingers " Derpy states in a concerned voice. "No time for fingers" Lyra manages while racing out the door."Ill be back in about one human hour " "Why not our normal 32 pony minutes" Derpy exclaims in a voice that for some reason makes Lyra extremely horny. "Because humans are way better than these ugly ponies, and one day I will get to the human world" Lyra determines. Lyra quickly licks Derpy's nose then runs off.     On"e Hour Later. "Im back, Derpy, and i got the paper rock and the scis- GTFO OFF MY COUCH RIGHT NOW" Lyra screams. Derpy ran right off. "Anyway I got the paper rock and the scissors okay? Lyra asks still a bit frustrated. "Lyra you dont play with real pa-  " SHUT UP YOU? FAGGO- UGH LETS JUST PLAY. "Im sorry" Derpy apologizes. "Its ok" Lyra forgives. "Ok the loser has to do anything the winner wants" "It has to be realistic Derpy pointed.out. "Ugh fine" "1 2 3 go" Lyra whispers. "Wait what" Derpy  wielded, but before Derpy knew it Lyra was hitting her in the head with the rock. It took Derpy 4 hours to wake up. Of course the first thing Lyra said was" 5$ footlong. So Derpy  walked with Lyra to Subway. " You must pay losing bitch slave" Lyra examkines the chart of accesories you can put on the sandwich. "I would like all the cheese kinds, pepporoni, salami, turkey, on italian bread, with jalapenos, pickles, lettuce, tomatoes, and mustard". "Fatass" the mare behind the counter said. Once Lyra got her footlong , The cutie mark crusaders came in. "Lyra, may i please have a piece of your sandwich. Lyra put the middle finger up( how did you get fingers bitch)  thenpunched Apple Bloom in the face. And thats how Lyra ended up in jail.