The Honeymoon

by 007Delta

Rating: mature
Tags: Shining Armor, Sex, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Princess Cadance, Comedy
Length: 3395

The royal newly-weds rush off to their bed chambers for a nice romp in the blankets, and Cadence's sexual creativity gets the better of them both.

Takes place directly after the events of "A Royal Canterlot Wedding"

Shining Armor and Princess Cadence run off after their marriage for a little private time. However, Cadence's promiscuous brain ends up putting a different pony on top.

Shameless, humorous clop ensues.

Published 2014-05-09 16:50:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-09 16:50:03 UTC

Role Reversal

Cadence tackled Shining Armor, sending them both careening into their bedroom. They had just come from their marriage, and the two of them, – especially Cadence, – couldn't wait to get to the fun part.

They were used to formalities and rules, and the process of betrothal was just another set of instructions to follow, all planned and choreographed. The two of them cherished the rare moments where they could both get away from their planned lifestyle, and enjoy each other in a wild and frenzied way. Shining barely had enough time to magically close and lock the large, crystal double doors, before Cadence had his lips in a furiously moist and sensual battle with her own.

This, was their honeymoon.

Cadence was still in her wedding dress, but she didn't care. It was expensive, of course, but the cost of this white, flawless and over-priced dress was the last thing on her mind. Right now, it was a 20,000 bit distraction. She tried to slip out of the tight fitting white gown, but the fabric kept getting stuck against her hooves, and she needed it off.

Her hooves tore through the thin white fabric, leaving a gaping hole right around her stomach, which Shining jumped on and began licking in long circles. The tongue felt maddeningly good against her skin, and she jerked this way and that, bucking her hips and letting out loud, blissful moans.

"Shining! Right there, keep going... Mmh," Shining kept his tongue working the area of skin just above the fun bits. The tear was slowly widening with Cadence's spastic movement, allowing the groom greater access with every contortion. He could see her perfectly tidied mane being turned into a frizzle frazzle of colored hair strands, the once perfectly settled mane was now out in every direction, and she hadn't been in here two minutes.

Shining couldn't take it anymore. He used his hooves to complete the tear, until the hole finally extended far down enough for his prize to be visible. There she was, all for him to enjoy, just waiting to be taken. He wasted no time.

In an instant, his lips were pressed against her crotch, using his tongue to feel the soft, wet architecture inside. It felt amazing to Shining, feeling his partner – or more appropriately, his wife, – squirm and tighten with his touch. All of this excitement was beginning to show itself, as Shining slowly slipped from his sheath.

With every lick and suck, he found himself more and more exposed. He brought a hoof down to his lover's slit and began to massage and shallowly penetrate her with the tip of her hoof, moving his tongue up to her much more sensitive clit. Her moans and squeals were like drugs he couldn't kick his addiction for. If he could get her to make all of this noise just by licking her regularly, she must become a squeak toy when he hit this button...

He flicked his tongue across the sensetive little bulb, causing a small gasp to ripple through Cadence. Shining smiled to himself, before he attached his lips to her clit, and began to embrace it fully with his eager tongue. All the while, his hoof was slowly massaging her entrance, and he joined his other hoof to hold the left side open, allowing Shining to go just a little bit deeper.

Cadence used her hooves to push her husband as far as she could into her, the pleasure she was getting from all this was just too good to be true. It was like a constant hot, tingling sensation against her pussy, that demanded attention. She let out loud gasps and pants as she tried to vocalize for Shining to go deeper.

When suddenly, The tip of Shining Armor's cock rubbed against the silky bed sheet.

He was more sensitive now than he had ever felt before, and visibly locked up as it did so. It was like a small shock of electricity that caused him to lose his balance, and fall over the side of the bed with a loud "thump!"

Shining quickly got to his hooves to go back to work, but Cadence was already staring at him, lustful desire in her eyes. She spotted his swinging, sensetive cock and had an idea.

She lit her horn a pale blue and lifted her husband off the ground. There was a look of shock in his eyes, which only widened as he smacked into the cieling, his dick facing the floor. That's when Cadence jumped up and attached her mouth to his cock, and began flapping her wings.

She would ride up his hard member it's every wing beat, sending a quick jolt through his body, before letting gravity take her from it, before slapping her wings to re-swallow the turgid member. Shining's look of shock turned to bliss as he felt his aching, throbbing cock satisfied by his wife's lips. The way she hovered herself into it just felt more carnal, and he couldn't help but gasp and breath heavily. Cadence noticed his silent noises, but she wasn't satisfied.

She let the cock slip out of her all the way, before she flew up and met Shining face to face.

"I'm sorry honey, but that's not loud enough."

"W-what?" He asked, the color draining from his face as he felt that divine tingling quickly fade away.

Cadence lit her horn a bright teal, before a glow encompassed his cock. Suddenly, it was like every nerve was on fire, caught in a sensual deflagration that made Shining gasp for air.

"I don't hear any screams, Shining," she cooed.

Shining shook his head resolutely, knowing that if he spoke, he wouldn't be able to keep himself from doing it.

"You can't say no to your vewy special pwincess, can you?" she pleaded playfully.

His decision was resolute. He wouldn't squeal. If he did, Cadence would surely laugh... But that field around his long, black cock was driving him mad. "Mmmph," he managed to stifle one,

"Yes,"

"Mmmmmph!"

"Yes?"

Shining could no longer take it.

Out of the bulky stallions mouth, came a squeak that should have come from a filly. His voice flipped from it's deep, soothing timber into a high pitched soprano that surprised even Cadence.

Her mouth twisted into a goofy grin.

"Pfffffffffbtbtbtbtb!" she laughed to herself, trying desperately to keep it in.

"It's not funny!" said Shining, trying to keep the grin on his face from reappearing.

Cadence slowly hovered down to the bed, and magically let go of Shining, who landed on his hooves.

"Oh, I'll give you something to laugh about," said Shining with a devious grin. He jumped onto the expensive mattress, before grabbing Cadences rump.

"Shining!" she said, to expecting him to recover so quickly

He didn't say anything. Just lifted up her dress and took a long look at his wife's impeccable rump.

He just wanted one last look before he tore it all up.

He took his rock hard cock and placed at the entrance to her pussy, before sinking deep inside. His cock had been lubed up quite nicely by his aerial blowjob, and he was able to sink himself all the way inside her without much effort. She felt amazing inside. The perfect amount of tight and moist, clenching his cock just right, but wet enough to be able to thrust with speed.

Shining listened to Cadences short, pleasured breaths, as she was suddenly filled to the brim by her husband. He didn't even move it. He just let it sit there. He wanted Cadence to beg for it.

"Shining, what are you waiting for?" she whined.

Shining still did nothing.

"Come on!" she said with a pained breath, and she moved her hips shamelessly to try and get the cock going as much as she could, but it just wasn't enough.

"Pleeeease! I need it! Don't keep me on the edge like this!"

Finally, he withdrew his cock until the medial ring squeezed out of her cunt, and slammed it back inside her, sending a dull "thwap" as he pounded her. Cadence let out an efforted gasp. This is the moment she was waiting for. Shining withdrew it one more time, and thrusted once again with his strong, white legs.

"Oooh!" gasped Cadence as she felt the force if his penetration.

Shining Armor leaned his head over and began nibbling at the base of her wings, sending a chilling ripple that went down her spine, only to have Shining's thrust shoot it right back up.

"Faster!" she pleaded.

Shining picked up the pace, the pleasure deepening for both of them as he quickened.

However, Cadence was not yet satisfied. "Harder! C'mon, where's all that strength training gone?!"

Shining gave her a powerful thrust, which knocked her slightly forward, letting a loud slap ring through the room. Cadence let out a cry.

Shining stopped. "Oh honey! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hu-"

"I swear if you stop now, Shining, I will throw off of the top of the palace! If that's all the strength you can muster, you better head back to basic tr- aaahhh!"

Another, even more powerful thrust, that smacked her two, perfect pink ass cheeks like a drum.

"Harder!" She commanded, and Shining mustered as much strength as he could in his legs, and practically bucked himself into his wife.

"Yes! Yes! Keep going!"

That was all he needed to hear. He called upon all the endurance he was forced to build up after joining the Royal Guard, and pounded her mercilessly. At every impact, Cadence would let out a scream of pleasure, that rang out through the room and rocked the bed they were on.

"Fuck me! Fuck me like your little naughty plaything!"

Shining was beginning to pant with the effort. He was expending a lot of energy, but he was trained to bear through it and deliver more. So that's what his wife was going to get. He could see Cadence's rump reddening with each impact, his dick burrowing itself inside of her tight pussy. Shining let out a few grunts of effort, taking special care not to slip into his soprano.

He could feel himself nearing his orgasm. It was just a few powerful thrusts away.

"Inside, umph! Or outside?" he said without stopping his phallic onslaught.

"Inside! Fill me, Shining! Fill me with your hot, sticky, love!"

That was all he needed to hear. Suddenly, Cadence began to scream as she was moments away from cumming. She felt the wall of pleasure rise and approach, before it crashed down upon her, leaving rocketing convulsions and feeling so overwhelmingly good, it nearly stopped her heart.

And then Shining let loose his bountiful seed, filling her up like a balloon. The warmth lengthened her orgasm, and felt amazing as it filled her. Shining let loose spurt after thick, hot spurt, splashing deep inside her, leaking out just slightly.

Finally, Shining pulled out, letting a slow, viscous waterfall seep from her pussy, before collapsing into a tired heap.

He was able to sit there and rest for a few seconds, before he felt Cadence sit up.

"Sweet Celestia, that was amazing,"

Shining needed to catch his breath, he couldn't respond at the moment.

"I want to do it again," she said, still coming down from the high. "No, I need to do it again."

"I need a break, Cadence, that wasn't easy to do,"

Cadences face lit up with an idea.

"Oh, you won't have to do anything but sit up and show me that pretty little rump of yours," she gave it a small slap for good measure.

"What, why?" asked Shining, genuinely confused.

"Don't worry, all you'll have to do is stand still"

Shining hesitated, before slowly doing what he was told. He felt a tingling sensation on his penis, which intensified, before there was a small flash of light.

"Hmm, it doesn't quite look right on you."

"What doesn't look right on me?" he said as he looked back. He couldn't see past his own butt, which Cadence demanded he lifted up.

"Hold on, just one more spell, and you'll be ready for round two."

Shining felt a magical pulse ripple through his body. He felt like his rippling muscles were relaxing, and his face began to tingle. It felt nice, but he didn't see what this had to do with anything.

"Alright, and now I just use the spell on me, aaaaaaand..."

There was a small sparkle, and another dull flash, before Cadence jumped off the bed.

She returned with a mirror, levitating in front of Shining's face. He took a quick look, before his eyes widened, and he let out a girly scream. Except this time, it was appropriate.

He had been changed into a mare.

He looked back in horror, fearing the worst, and just as he thought, Cadence had been turned into a stocky, muscular stallion, a stiff, brown erection sticking out from in between her legs, along with two, hanging balls.

Which meant that...

Shining armor looked between his own legs, and let out a loud, frantic scream.

Twilight was sipping a cup of tea with Celestia making small talk, when a bloodcurdling shriek echoed through the halls.

Twilight immediately recognized it as her brothers. Oh no, was there another changeling attack?! Her brother needed her!

"Princess! We need to go, Shining's in trouble!"

Celestia let out a barely stifled laugh. Her cheeks stained itself slightly pink as she shook her head.

"Trouble. One could call it that," she said through giggles.

"Cadence! Put it back, put it baaack!" he panicked as he shuffled about the room, but Cadence ignored him.

"It's so bouncy," she said goofily, as she poked the stiff dick, before it bounced and wobbled weirdly, causing Cadence to giggle.

"I feel so empty!" said a horrified, gender swapped Shining.

Cadence donned a sultry grin. "Oh don't worry, you'll be filled to the brim in a second."

Shining Armor looked back in horror. "Don't you even think about it!"

"I can't help it, this new friend of mine wants to explore."

"Cadence, no!" he was in such a panicked stupor that he forgot completely about his magic.

She pounced on him, before putting him on his back, and readying herself to switch roles.

"Guards! Guards help quick, my wife is trying to- oh!"

Shining gasped as the flesh of Cadence's member made contact with the outer lips of his new vulva.

Cadence couldn't help but let out a large laugh. "Open your mind, for once, Mrs. Captain of the Royal Guard,"

She rubbed the tip of the brown member against this new entrance, eliciting small moans from him. She knew how sensitive those things could be, and she knew all the right places to hit. She rubbed her new cock just outside of the entrance, eliciting sensual moans from the both of them. Shining looked up at Cadence with his effeminate eyes, a twinkling in them silently begging her to continue. She stood back up and pushed herself inside. Her eyes rolled back into her head as she felt herself stimulated from all sides, and Shining let out a loud yell of ecstasy. She didn't want to have to deal with the blood from a virgin pussy, so she simply gave him a "lightly used" one instead, and the feeling was just as intense.

Shining felt himself being filled with the stiff, long dick, stimulating places he hadn't had until a minute ago. His eyes opened wide as the stiff member slid further and further beyond what he thought was possible. Every inch it went, jolts of carnal thunder rolled through him. Finally, she was completely inside him, and the masculine Cadence looked down with a smile at her husband/wife.

Shining was almost out of breath. He was panting like a dog after running a marathon through a sauna, and she had only put it in. Cadence finally piped up.

"You ready for the fun part?"

"Give... Me... A... Second... To catch my breath!"

"Oh, now you want to wait, just because you're in the receiving end. Here comes the train! Woo woooooooo!" yelled Cadence as she pulled on a pretend train whistle, a huge, mischievous grin on her face. "Parking in and out of the station!"

She pulled out quickly, before slamming back in.

Shining let out a scream of both pleasure and surprise. Cadence couldn't even describe how great she thought this was. The Captain of the Canterlot Royal Guard, one of the strongest and most powerful stallions in Equestria was being rutted like her dirty mare. Not to mention, he was the latter at the moment.

She pumped in and out, overcome by the hot, tingling sensations that rippled up and down her new shaft. She picked the pace even more, causing Shining to bounce with every thrust. Suddenly, he began to yell.

"Cadence! Cadence! I'm, I'm cumming! Oh my god, this is, this- Hnnnggauuugh!"

Suddenly, spray of clear liquid splashed against Cadence's stomach, before sliding down and rolling off her cock. Her face twisted with effort, she contorted her face and pumped as hard and as fast as she could, before finally, her orgasm came.

She felt it start in her belly, before sinking to her flailing testicles and finally, shooting to of the tip of her cock, and splashing inside of Shining. There was a loud squeak that emanated from Shining as he felt the foreign sensation of cum shooting inside of him , before dribbling slowly out and spilling out of him.

He fell, eyes half lidded onto the bed, barely unable to feel his body.

Cadence, pulled out and let the last little spurts of cum splash out, before she slowly tipped backwards on the bed and lay their in a post orgasmic heap.

There was another lull, as both of them caught their breath.

"Shining, how do you feel?"

No response. She used her hoof to wearily shake her husband, who barely moved at her touch. She flipped him over, before she caught sight of his face. He looked dazed and relaxed at the same time. Each time she called his name, he would just let out a silent grunt, as his brain hadn't quite regained control after his mind shattering orgasm.

Cadence smiled and fell on her back once more. They had to do this gender swap thing again sometime. She fell back relaxed and content. She had been married just earlier today, and she had the best sex of her life shortly after. It couldn't get better.

Suddenly, Shining jolted up in his bed, a look of absolute horror in his face.

"Cadence! What have we done!"

She looked over at him weirdly. "Uh, sex?"

"No, look!"

He pointed at his freshly pounded muff, a stream of semen spilling out. He looked like he was about to cry.

"Honey, what's the problem?" she said getting a little worried. "If it's about the gender swap thing, it's okay to experiment,"

Shining Armor stood up and bolted out of the door, before darting to the main hall. He turned the corner into the enormous room, his hooves clattering as he galloped.

Cadence chased after him, casting the spell to right her gender as she did so. "Honey! Come back!"

Everyone in the room was looking at him, still in his mare state. He trotted shamefully to Celestia, before he bowed his head and spoke.

"Princess Celestia, I have made a grave mistake..."

Celestia's face hardened. "What," she said, a certain urgency to the otherwise calm way she spoke.

"I'm... I'm..."

Twilight ran up to him. "Shining! What's wrong! What happened!"

He let his head sink low just as Cadence galloped into the room.

"Honey! Why did you run off like that?!"

"I'm... Gonna be pregnant!"

There was a dumbfounded silence that befell the room, as Shining armor confessed

Celestia collapsed into a large white heap of flailing, uncontrollable laughter, as Cadence cast the spell on him, turning him back to his regular, stallion self.

"No honey, you're not" said Cadence with a goofy smile, as she led the confused stallion out of the room. Luna looked over at her laughing sister with a snarky smile.

"Thou art an imbecile,"