What is in the box

by Mr Pancrake

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy
Length: 1264

WE WANT TO KNOW NOW!

Season 4 finally is nearing so I decided to make a short story on what I think is in the box.

Twilight finally gets bored of waiting to find all the keys for so long, so she takes matters into her own hooves. With a bobby pin and a copper wire. There is no copper wire though. So she calls the mane six and for some odd reason tells them to bring nine gallons of water. By using dynamite, a shovel (There is no shovel either), and a crowbar, how will they open the box?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-10 01:03:15 UTC

What is in the box

Twilight was bored. Bored of reading and bored of life. There was nothing to do but read. That's all she ever did was read. Well it wasn't her fault that all she wants to do is impress Celestia Even though without a doubt she impressed her on more than one occasion. She even tried to read something new. There was a playcolts magazine hidden in between the matchress that nopony else knows about, and when she went online she looked up horn jobs. Man she liked those horns. Big horns little horns, she didn't care.

Finally she was bored enough to call the others and tell them to bring nine gallons of water each. She got a cell phone out and texted. (Don't ask me how they got a hold of cell phones just roll along with it right now.) "Hey, it's Twilight. Come to the library and bring nine gallons of water. There was than a knock on the door and when she opened it there standing was dive of the mane six holding several buckets of water. They than came in but Applejack striped over a loose floor board and everyone came toppleing down.

The floor was wet but she didn't care. She had a pet dragon to do all her chores for her. Yes pet. Twilight just lied when she called him her assistant. Just like everypony lied when they said he was cute. It was all simple!  Twilight ran upstairs, opened a drawer, and pulled out the box Princess Celestia gave her. She ran back downstairs and showed them the box that is probably made out of metal.  "Why in the world are you showing us this?" Said Applejack as if she didn't just make everyone spill the water. Twilight stared at her friend and looked in her eyes. She knew she was looking at an alcoholic, but just always let it past. She than spoke,"At the beginning of season 4 princess Celestia gave me this box. I haven't been able to get it open though. I even tried a crowbar."

Two weeks earlier

The box was on the table and Twilight had several instruments lying on the ground. She picked a chainsaw up and pulled the thingy. The chainsaw started and she threw it at the box. It broke into pieces, but the saw part was still spinning and nearly hit Twilight. Lucky it hit Spike instead. Twilight gave a sigh of relief.

Twilight than got an ak-47 and fired rapidly at the still closed box. Every signal bullet bounced off. Finally she got a crowbar. There wasn't anywhere to stick it so she just fit it in one of the key holes. She pushed down with all her might till all of Ponyvillie could hear her spinal cord pop. A few hours later she came back in a cast. She got some dynamite and tied it around the box. Once the dynamite was perfectly in place she lit the fuse than made a run for it. It blew up the whole library along with Spike who had no idea what was going on. When she got out from her cover the box was still closed.

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Rarity pulled bobby pin out from her hair and said,"Let me see it darling." She took the box and inserted the bobby pin into of the key holes. A few moments later they could here a click. One down. Hey while we wait for her to open it, her are the lyrics to the song "The Monster."

I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You're trying to save me, stop holding your breath

And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy

[Verse 1 - Eminem:]

I wanted the fame, but not the cover of Newsweek

Oh, well, guess beggars can't be choosey

Wanted to receive attention for my music

Wanted to be left alone in public. Excuse me

For wanting my cake and eat it too, and wanting it both ways

Fame made me a balloon 'cause my ego inflated

When I blew; see, but it was confusing

'Cause all I wanted to do is be the Bruce Lee of loose leaf

Abused ink, used it as a tool when I blew steam (wooh!)

Hit the lottery, oh wee

But with what I gave up to get it was bittersweet

It was like winning a used mink

Ironic 'cause I think I'm getting so huge I need a shrink

I'm beginning to lose sleep: one sheep, two sheep

Going cuckoo and cooky as Kool Keith

But I'm actually weirder than you think

'Cause I'm

[Hook - Rihanna:]

I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You're trying to save me, stop holding your breath

And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy

Well, that's nothing

Well, that's nothing

[Verse 2 - Eminem:]

Now, I ain't much of a poet but I know somebody once told me

To seize the moment and don't squander it

'Cause you never know when it all could be over tomorrow

So I keep conjuring, sometimes I wonder where these thoughts spawn from

(Yeah, pondering'll do you wonders.

No wonder you're losing your mind the way it wanders.)

Yoda-loda-le-hee-hoo

I think it went wandering off down yonder

And stumbled on 'ta Jeff VanVonderen

'Cause I need an interventionist

To intervene between me and this monster

And save me from myself and all this conflict

'Cause the very thing that I love's killing me and I can't conquer it

My OCD's conking me in the head

Keep knocking, nobody's home, I'm sleepwalking

I'm just relaying what the voice in my head's saying

Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just friends with the

[Hook - Rihanna:]

I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You're trying to save me, stop holding your breath

And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy

Well, that's nothing

Well, that's nothing

[Verse 3: Eminem]

Call me crazy but I have this vision

One day that I'd walk amongst you a regular civilian

But until then drums get killed and I'm coming straight at

MC's, blood get spilled and I'll

Take you back to the days that I'd get on a Dre track

Give every kid who got played that

Pumped up feeling and shit to say back

To the kids who played him

I ain't here to save the fucking children

But if one kid out of a hundred million

Who are going through a struggle feels it and then relates that's great

It's payback, Russell Wilson falling way back

In the draft, turn nothing into something, still can make that

Straw into gold chump, I will spin Rumpelstiltskin in a haystack

Maybe I need a straightjacket, face facts

I am nuts for real, but I'm okay with that

It's nothing, I'm still friends with the

[Hook - Rihanna:]

I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You're trying to save me, stop holding your breath

And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy

[x2]

Well, that's nothing

Well, that's nothing

Finally the box was open. All of the mane six looked at it exited to finally they where going to see what it was. Their smiles quickly faded when they saw what it was. There, on the table, was another box...