Not Ready For That!

by Gamma Flare

Rating: everyone
Tags: Alternate Universe, Adventure, Human
Length: 6168

So... I'm Nick, Nick Adams. I fell into Equestria and don't know how I got here. So join me on my adventures to understand why and how I got here. Now Time to get working on my ride home.

Nick is your average teen who is unexpectedly dropped into Equestria after a friendly air-soft war and has to find a way home to his friends and family. But… Why was he sent here? Is there more than meets the eye to this history?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-04 05:47:10 UTC

Chapter 1: First impressions…

Hello my name is Nick… Nick Adams. I am just you normal 14 year old teen, and this is my story about me falling into Equestrian, literally.  Now don’t get me wrong, being in that magical land of, hmm… “Pony’s” was fun and all, but it was extremely hectic. Especially at first! To tell you that fun time you must read on! Now on to my story…

“Well this day could have gone better then… THAT.” I was thinking to myself.

The day was a HOT summer day in the good old Albuquerque. I just got done being pelted by air-soft guns and was headed back to my house. Now, about getting pelted and it being hot that day… I was in full body armor suit for the war, and heaving a full metal M4 around makes you a bit mad and a bit sweaty. OK scratch that, it makes you vary mad and extremely sweaty! I was quickly pulled out of my thoughts when I felt a sharp pain in my back.

“Ha! Got ya, you little NERD!”

“Huh…” Was all that left my mouth.

The owner of this squeaky voice and the reason I just got hit by a AK-47 BB was none other than my older cousin Travis. He was a foot lower than I was and really sounded like he hadn't hit puberty yet.

“Was that really necessary Trav? I mean you could have just called my name out you know. Plus I don’t even have my mask on.”

“You know me man! HA!” Travis had said a little louder than needed.

“Ya, I know you. YOU are the idiot who is going to shoot my eye out with a plastic BB!” I was thinking to myself with a chuckle.

“Ya I know you, and you want to test that damn homemade flash-bang on me don’t you?”  I hated his little inventions. His latest? Homemade FLASH BANGS! That’s what… well he showed a test before the war and that wasn't the best. It was more like a frag.

“Oh don’t be a little baby you little NERD!”

I absolutely hated him calling me that. Just because I was good with computers didn't mean I was a “NERD”. So with that, I being the new idiot accepted with a nod to show him. BAD IDEA!

“FRAG OUT!” Those words didn't help the fact that the dud before was an accidental frag.

“CLANK!”

“Oh cra…” Was all I could say in my head before seeing and hearing… well nothing.

Being flashed by a handmade flash bang was BAD! All I could see was whiteness and here a ringing sound that was just terrible. It must have been close enough and powerful enough that it made me go falling backwards.  Just… I never felt the floor, only air. Turning around I was shocked to see a lake coming to my face, coming FAST.

“AAAAAAAHHH!” Was the only thing that escaped my mouth. I started to wave my limbs wildly to attempt myself to slow down.

Then it hit me, “Lake=water. Water=non-solid. Non-solid= Life! YES!”

“SPLASH!”

Surfacing with all that extra weight was really challenging. Crawling out of the water exhausted and still shocked about my grand entrance, I realized that I fell into a lake. “Lake, lake, lake… wait what? There was no lake even near Albuquerque!”  Now confusion and fear overtook me. “If I’m not in Albuquerque, then where am I now?”

Once again I was pulled out of my thoughts again…this is getting old. Anyway a tall horse was standing over me. The only thing was it was black and purple-ish. Now when I say a black horse is standing over me you think of a wild stallion or something…right?

Well delete that thought. This was much different looking then that. It has a purple mane with, umm…stares? “Ok, not odd at all.” Then I noticed a horn… then wings. “WHAT!? WINGS and a HORN?!?!”

“WHAT IS THEE SITTING BEFORE US?”

“…”

“CAN THEE UNDERSTAND US?”

“…”

“Talking horse… TALKING HORSE!” Now, at this point I did the most logical thing possible.

“What the hell! RUN!!!” OK… maybe not the most logical move, but who can blame me? That was the most weirdest thing I had ever seen! So I ran. Not far.

“WHAM!”

Now standing before me was a white horse like the other behind me. This one on the other hand was just a little different than the dark one. This one was taller and was smiling at me.

“Oh god! Why is it just smiling?"

“Is it dangerous sister?” That voice, it sounded so peaceful yet demanding. That sent a shiver down my spine.

“WE DO NOT KNOW FOR CERTAIN. THY JUST FELL FROM THE SKY”

At this point my brain gave up on logic and blackness took me. All I could think of was those words the white one said, “Is it dangerous sister… Is it dangerous…dangerous…

“Hmm…full armor suit for war, a weapon, and a new species scared half to death. What a perfect first impression.”

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I woke up with a throbbing headache and felt pointy sharp thing poking me.

"Oh... ahh my head! Ahhh, what the he-"

"Halt!" A massive voice called behind me. Just so happens to be were the pointy sharp feeling was.

"Hey who do you think you're talking to? Oh!" All I can say is that he looked worried and I wasn't thinking right. I still did the most

logical thing.

"Get u-" The guard was starting a sentence before I interrupted him with logic.

"EAT THIS SUCKER!" I hoisted up my M4 and unloaded a mag to his muzzle. Now this was a air-soft gun so it wasn't fatal but I can tell you at three feet, It hurt like hell.

As he fell screaming in pain, I ran like it was my last day to live. It may be true after hearing the guard on the floor scream out something pretty bad for me.

"GET IT! GET IT! IT TRIED TO KILL ME!"

All around me was alarms going off.

"Never was the good one for first impressions, were you Nick!" That was all going through my head at the time.

**********

I ran down so many hallways that I had gotten lost, well OK you can't really get lost when you didn't know were you were in the beginning. Well at one corner I ran in a opened door and hid in the dark. I heard hooves coming close to the door. I could see a guard ho...er pony? Ya, the guard pony open the door and peek in.

"I am so busted." I thought to myself as I watched the pony from the dark corner. But then he must have given up and closed the door and left. In short, I was shocked that he didn't actually see me. I pondered why he stopped his search so quickly for a few moments when I decided to get moving. I was clear from them so I shouldn't miss the opportunity to get the hell out of here.

As I approached the gigantic doors that seemed like the exit, I started to get worried that I was being fallowed. I quickly knocked the thought out of my head when I realized that I was...at the moment... most wanted, and if I was being fallowed then they would have tried to stop me from escaping by now.

When I was reaching for the door I felt worried about the dark aurora around my hole body and could no longer move.Then I herd them.

"And were are you going at such a late hour... It's past your curfew."

I had finally managed to turn my head around to get a better view of the owner of the voice. I saw the same white horse from before with a mischievous smile across hes face. The other was standing along side the white one with a face of wonder and curiosity. Then I saw the same aurora round her horn that seemed to be the same as the one round me.

"Oh, you know... just to a friends house to hang out. he-he, got no school tomorrow" What did I just say?

"Maybe tomorrow." This time the dark one spoke out, just not as loud which was a relieve. It's just... now she had the same smile as the white one.

Oh man.

Chapter 2: Introductions...

The rest of that night were just the two princesses and I talking about the, “EAT THIS SUCKER!” incident.  I was so nervous just floating in front of those doors while we began to talk. When they told me they were both princesses and sisters made me even more nervous. So it turns out they can move the sun and the moon! I mean you have to admit, that is very impressive!

"So Nick, can I ask you stay here in the castle? I would love to ask some questions about your world tomorrow with the bearers.” Celestia asked with a hint of curiosity in her voice.

“What now?” I wonder what the bearers are, sounds important.

“We will talk more of this subject come tomorrow. For now you should get some rest…unless you are nocturnal. Are you nocturnal?”

“Oh no, I’m not nocturnal. But where am I going to rest? I mean, wouldn’t the beds be too small for me?” I had always been a quick thinker at these situations, so that question had come naturally to me.

“THY MAY, ERR… Sorry. Still trying to get used to this knew speech type.” All three of us shared a quick laugh at this.

“Anyways…Tia, your bed is the same size as mine right?”

“Where is this going?”

Celestia (or ‘Tia’) narrowed her eyes in suspicion, and grew an odd smile, “Yes little sis, that they are.” Now it is my turn to get suspicious. “WELL…he could sleep in my bed while we sleep. My bed may be the same size, but because I am smaller than you I have a little more room.” At this point my eye’s felt like they were going to grow out of there sockets. I looked to Tia only to see a very serious look on her face. “Are you calling me fat sis?” Oh god…I have seen cat fights back on earth and they were not pretty. Now there were two princesses, not with grabby hands but with hard hooves. “Time to stop this before something happens!”

“HEY! No need for violence. Celestia, what she was meaning was that because you are older than her she is smaller…”

“Now if this doesn't work, I’m so screwed.” I was directly in between the two fuming royal sisters. Tia mad because she was just basically called fat, and Luna because of being accused of calling her big sis fat. Both sisters looked at me simultaneously and grind. “You know he is right Tia.”

Tia looked straight at Luna with the same grin. “I’m sorry Luna. Want a hug?” As they started to lean in for a hug all I could think of was, “CRAP!”

**********

That night may have been a little disturbing from the fact that after one day I was sleeping alongside the princess of the night, but I have to admit…that was one comfortable bed! As I was getting out of the bed I could feel something warm draped across my body. I shortly found out it was one of Luna’s wings.

“Hmm…This may be a slight problem.”

“KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!”

“Whoever is banging on that door is really loud…”

“KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!”

As I started to move Luna’s wing which was temporarily immobilizing me from any motions, the knocking started to get louder and faster, “Uhh…and really persistent!”

Man could that princess sleep! It was like a drier having shoes shuffled and clanging in it. All in all, it was very annoying!

“Ya…I’m getting there!” I opened the door to see a frantic alicorn. Ya that were one of the few words I learned about the last night. This alicorn on the other hand, was as small as the guards around here…that includes her horn. She had a lavender colored coat and had a purple mane with a pink strip running through it. Did I mention that she was pretty frantic over something?

“Princess Luna! Princess Celestia told me that the creature was in hea…oh.” This new princess and I stood there for what seemed like hours, just staring…and staring…and staring…Until I cleared my thought, “Yes the creature is here, you’re looking at it. Also, you can just call me Nick.” She shook her head wildly before speaking, “You can Talk!?!? Well anyways Nick, princess Celestia requested for me to tell both you and Princess Luna that breakfast is ready. Also, why are you in the princess’s room?” Well that was a respectful question, “I’ll tell you that later at breakfast.”

“Ahh, Princess Twilight Sparkle! It is a pleasure to see you this morning. I see you have met Nick here. He is our guest in the castle.” I may not have met royalty back on earth, but I knew that bowing was respectful…so I bowed, “I’m so sorry Princess… you see I never really met any royalty until now.”

So with all that said, we started down the hall to the eating area. This place was massive! I never saw the outside before I came in since I passed out. At one point I saw the guard that ate a mag of BB's looking at me with a look of, “I’m going to KILL YOU!” plastered across his face.

“Note to self: Stay clear of Commander Pissed Off. CHECK!”

**********

After a few more minutes of walking we finally got to two double doors that had a food emblem on them.

I knew what we were about to do but I still had to ask, “So… now what?”

“Well now that we are here, you will be properly introduced to the rest of the bearers. After that you will then be introduced to the rest of Equestria. We have already made a public announcement to Canterlot about this and messengers will be sent to the rest of the land.” I really had no problems with small introductions, but to the hole land is a bit much. I don’t know how large Equestria is so I mean this can be the biggest introduction known to mankind! What really made my stomach turn was ALL of the LAND was going to know me. I was NOT social back on earth, so going from one to three people knowing me, to all of existence on this world is not going to be easy on me.

The doors opened and I was greeted by all of the eyes in the room. Now, to my knowledge I was going to be introduced to some ponies and be on with it. WRONG! I saw a pony with holes in it, a zebra, dogs, and birds. They were all seated around one long table filled with food. One thing caught my eye very quickly. Remember how I was a quick thinker? Well… I was expecting hey and fruit because ponies last I checked were herbivores.

“Why hello Nick, please have a seat. I had everyone to leave you a seat near a part of food. We have no knowledge of what you’re species eat. I do hope we have some edible food for you.” I noticed a hint of concern in her voice. I decided to ease her concern about my appetite. As I began to seat myself besides one of the birds I spoke, “No worry’s Princess. Humans are omnivores, so we can eat both meat and plants.”

Before anyone could respond to my comment the bird… thing raped its talons around my neck and jostled me before saying, “Well hey! You eat meet like me and you look tough in that umm… suit thing! You are good with the Griffon kingdom!”

“Commander Silver Wing, please be a little gentler with our guest.” I there went Tia with her usual concern in her voice. Once again I reassured her, “It is ok Princess, I believe that we need some introductions…” I then stood from my place, “As you all know, I am

Nick I am a Human.” Now Silver then stood to introduce himself, “Well Nick, as you heard the Princess I am Commander Silver Wing, and I am a Griffon.” Then came the holed pony, “I am Queen Chrysalis and I am a Changeling” Now the one… the only… ZEBRA! “My name is Zecora and I am a Zebra.” Then last but not least, “My name is Rune and I am a Diamond Dog.”

“Ok then… now there only leads you ponies. Are you the famous bearers I have been hearing about?” I was about to address Princess Twilight when I was basically assaulted by one of them. Who might this be you ask? Well I haven’t gotten their names yet so that will just have to wait. I can tell you what she looked like.

This very enthusiastic pony was bright pink, was what is called an earth pony, and was somehow levitating upside-down about three inches from my face.

Now she didn't assault me physically. Oh no! She assaulted my ears! Well if you don’t believe me, this is what she said…I think, “Ohmygoodness! We’refamous! Oh! Ineedtostartplannin a‘WelcometoEquestriaNick!’Party!” Before I could even speak a word I was looking at a dust shadow slowly dissipating.

“I…umm…what…just…huh…”

“I’m sorry Nick. You will have to excuse Pinkie Pie. She gets a little… excited.” Twilight spoke out trying to ease my confusion.

“She. Just. Screwed. LOGIC! HOW IN THE WORLD CAN SHE DO THAT WITH EASE?!?! Um… sorry about that. I’m still adjusting to talking animals.” All species in the room had a nice little laugh at my outburst…accept me.

“Well ok Nick. As you know, I’m Twilight Sparkle; bearer of the element of Magic.” Bowing her head I could see a tiara with a pink star in the middle.

“Guess its ma’ turn. The names Applejack, and it’s good ta’ meet ya’. I’m the bearer of honesty.” She stood and puffed her chest out to reveal a necklace with an orange apple.

“Well I’m Rainbow Dash, and I’m the best flyer in ALL of Equestria! That makes me the coolest one here. Top THAT!” Because she was flying I could see the same type of necklace as Applejack's, the only thing different was a red lightning bolt replaced the orange apple.

“Well, I out ran about one hundred royal…”

“One hundred and thirty-three to be precise.” Both Luna and Tia corrected me.

“Well, I out ran about one hundred and thirty-three royal guards yesterday wearing all my gear, which weighs about fifty pounds”

“Well that’s cool I guess. Anyways I’m the bearer of loyalty.”

“Ok…well my name is Fluttershy and I’m…The umm… bearer of kindness…” Necklace again…

Assault on ears once more on my mark… 3, 2, 1… INCOMING PINKIE! “Yep, that’s Fluttershy for you! As for me, I’m Pinkie Pie and I am the bearer of laughter!” Aaaaannnnd… dust cloud. This time I couldn't tell what she had for her Element, I’m just going to assume a necklace.

The last to stand was a little different, she was wearing actual clothing. She had an all-white dress that had a few purple lines running down the back of it. It actually looked pretty nice.

“Well I suppose I’m the last one. My name is Rarity; bearer of Generosity.” She then presented another necklace. “I must ask darling, why are wearing armor?”

“Oh this is actually meant for…”

“War.” I was once again interrupted by a new voice directly behind me. As I looked up, all the others were looking behind me with feared expressions.

“I have a very bad feeling about this… Oh screw it!” I whipped my head around to see yet another… Alicorn… Wait What?

Chapter 3. Not Yet Gone...

At one moment I was looking at a new alicorn which looked just like Luna and then something happened. It was like Trav’s flash-bang but just without the loud bang. I was engulfed in whiteness and was kind of floating there for a while. There was really nothing but white. It felt odd not to be falling and not actually standing. Soon enough though that feeling came back and I hit the ground.

I was surprised to what I seen when I managed to get off the ground. I saw complete darkness above me and white dirt…or sand. It was pure white and had absolutely no marks in it. After doing a complete 180 turn my jaw nearly hit the ground. I was looking at Equestria!

“I’M ON THE MOON!?!?” I had to sit and cool off after realizing what the hell just happened. That new alicorn sent me to the moon! What did I do to her? What in goodness sake did I do to deserve this? Then I realized something…something very wrong. I started to analyze my clothing that was still my gear. This is was not possible. I was on the moon with only my gear on and was still breathing.

I sat on the moon for what felt like hours just trying to figure out this was possible. I decided to do the one thing I was able to do. I turned towards a random direction and just yelled the first thing that came to mind, “IT’S ADVENTURE TIME!” and started to walk.

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(Back on Equestria)

Everyone in the dining room just simply stared dumbfounded at the appearance of Nightmare Moon and what she had just done to Nick. They were just having a nice ‘chat’ with Nick when a cloud had formed behind the human and started to take shape. The two princesses instantly knew what this was about but could not comprehend her appearance. The main six just recently destroyed her, and yet she stood before them all with a grin.

Tia and Luna were the first to recover; “Nightmare! How is this possible? We destroyed you!”

“FOOLS! ALL OF YOU ARE FOOLS! DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN JUST HIT ME WITH THE ELEMENTS AND BE DONE WITH ME?”

Twilight then recovered and simply stared. She sat just looking between the two princesses and the Nightmare. She then cleared her thought and spoke to the princesses, “Don’t worry, we have the Elements of Harmony! We can defeat her…again!” She was answered by quick nods from the Princesses. “Quick girls! Let’s show her what friendship can do!”

“HA! DO YOU ALL WANT TO MEET MY FRIEND? HE’S QUITE…UNIQUE.” With a flash of dark magic, Nick reappeared be her side. One thing was different…his eyes were completely black.

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(Moon: 10 Minutes earlier)

I had been walking for a while now and was getting tired. I sat down on the lunar surface facing out to the dark void thinking of how I might have been looking towards Earth. I then began to think of all the memories I had there. I thought of the parties, the people, and the times when I was dumb enough to get pulled into pranks. That last thought made a little chuckle stream through the nonexistent air. Many of those pranks nearly ended up getting me placed in jail.

As I was thinking to myself I felt a rush of cold air in my head making me wince in pain. Then a flash of bright light pulled me into that o’ so familiar white void. My eyes started to hurt. They felt like they were being pulled out of my head and jabbed with a red hot needle over and over and over.

I was then standing near the dark alicorn that had sent me to the moon. There was now yet another problem…I could no longer move and my vision had black, though I could still see. Then that pain in the back of my skull started up again and it was getting worse. I fell to the ground clutching my head screaming in agony. It was about ten times worse by the time it subsided. I slowly stood up, but I wasn't controlling me body.

All eyes were on me as I felt my hand switch the safety off and slowly move down to the trigger guard. As my finger curved around the trigger I then realized that My M4 was much heavier then when I was sitting at the table. I began to lift the stock of the rifle to my shoulder and heard Celestia speak quietly to all the others in the room, “She is controlling him, and I feel that his weapon has changed. We must get to my private study; there is a spell on it.” She received nods from all of them as they started to run.

“I am growing inpatient! Nick…will you please take care of them for me? GO!”

I felt my head nod in response and then gently squeezed down on the trigger causing a loud chain of actual 5.56mm. rounds flying through the air. One nearly hit the Silver Wing in his side as he ran around the corner to catch up with the others. Let’s just say that the corner no longer exists as it is now rubble.

After losing sight of them I started to run after them. They had an advantage with speed as they had four legs and some were flying. I, on the other hand had my own advantage… at least a 600 yard range advantage that is.

I was reliever when I got to Celestia’s private study and found they were all in the room safe and sound…that is until I pulled something out of a pouch from my vest.  I never had this before now. For in my grasp was a pristine M67 fragmentation grenade. I flung the sling to me M4 around my neck and brought both hand to the M67. Plucking the pin and tossing is to the door I just stood still. I was way too close and would die from the blast if I didn't move. I tried with all my might to move but it was in vain.

“BOOM!”

I was blown from my stance and was hurting like hell. I then lifted my hand to my chest to feel the red liquid rub off on my hands. I was astounded that I wasn't dead (yet). I then realized why I want dead (again…yet). All of my gear was now as real as my M4 and the new M67. My fake Kevlar and body armor was now the reason I was alive (for now).

Lying there still bleeding was a new feeling. I felt like I was at war with myself, fighting for control of the body… of course losing it. I looked to the door just to see my handy work did absolutely nothing to the damn door. I was happy that I didn't succeed but I was also frustrated that I nearly killed myself for no reason.

I heard the door slowly open and Rainbow Dash stuck her head out of the door.

“Well her brilliant plan just killed itself.”

“WHAT?!?!” A whit mare came bursting out of the door heading straight at me. Sadly I was still not controlling my body and I attempted to stop her with a steel barrel aimed at her head. She only took it from my grasp with her magic and laid it to the side.

“PRINCESS LUNA! PRINCESS CELESTIA! COME QUICK!” All I saw before losing conciseness from blood loss was Luna and Celestia rushing out of the room towards me, both of their horns glowing.

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(Two hours later)

I woke up with a slight pain all over my chest and two smiling princesses above me.

“Oh good! You are alive! Again…” I was dizzy and was just a little confused at the last word Luna had said, so I turned ti Tia for an explanation.

“Soooo…Celestia, care to explain the ‘again’ part to me?”

“Well…” We sat in the room for about ten minutes telling me how I was temporarily dead for five minutes and were unstable from blood loss.

“Ok! Now that I know I have died one too many times in my life… care to explain the secondary Luna that was controlling me?”

Luna spoke up to this question relatively quickly, “Ok so…”

“Ohhh! Story time! I got the snacks!” Pinkie bolted for a table laying out an assortment of sweets that she got from absolutely no place.

“PINKIE, MY MIND CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH LOGIC BREAKING! PLEASE STOP! Everyone stopped and just started to stare at me. I was about to apologize for my outbreak when pinkie just said, “Okie Dokie Lokie!”

“Anyways, she is called Nightmare Moon and she was once a part of me. I grew to be jealous of my sister and my hatred made this spirit. I was imprisoned along with Nightmare Moon for 1,000 years on the moon until just recently these six helped me to escape its grasp upon my and we thought it was destroyed…obviously we did not.”

“Well I have an idea to get her out of here.”

“And that is?” I grabbed my M4 raised it and fired at the widow.

“Get to the throne room and wait until I yell ‘now’, when I do use the Elements no matter what. GO!”

*********

I walked into the throne room were the sun princess’s throne was destroyed and Luna’s was in the center a bit larger than usual. She heard me right away and turned to face me.

“Did you complete you mission?” I simply nodded.

“Wonderful! I knew that you could do it! Now come to my side Nick, you shall be my personal guard from now on. Understood?” I nodded once more to inform her I understood.

I stood still for a moment longer until she got confused by me being immobilized. She sat up and started to move towards me and when she was in arms reach I grabbed a hold of her mane wile yelling out “NOW!” She was too surprised to move as the beam of rainbow light hit us. I saw that everyone didn't notice me with her until it was too late. All I heard was loud shouts, “NICK!”

Chapter 4: Annnd Back Here...

So getting hit by the most powerful weapon in Equestria and somehow surviving hurts. It was an experience that I would not like to go through again. All I could see was lavender, light blue, green, yellow, orange, and pink swirls curving around us. If it wasn’t hurting as much as it was, (which was much worse that the grenade incident) then it would have been pretty damn cool.

At some point the pain was so bad, I fell into unconsciousness.

I awoke to see darkness as the sky. I immediately knew where I was; the moon. It was the same spot I had been when Nightmare Moon summoned me back to the palace. I hadn’t managed to walk that far because I was only here for about an hour. I still walked about three miles before going back, but I hadn’t found anything out here; just white sand.

In this visit I was still alone. I thought that Nightmare Moon would be here with me but, she wasn’t. After pondering on this for a few minutes, I realized something. I was in the exact place I left, so Nightmare Moon was most likely at the spot she left.

With that, I resumed my little, “ADVENTURE TIME” walk. Just to inform you, on the moon there is absolutely no air, so nothing moves. That includes my footsteps from before. Ok I know what you are thinking, “Well if there is no air then how are you still alive?” Ya, I have no answer for that. I gave-up on logic after Pinkie Pie was introduced, so just shut-up.

Anyways, after about thirty minutes of walking my mind started to wander off form the boredom. Even though I was the first human ever to find a new life and the first human ever to be on a moon’s surface with no suit, I was still board. All you can do for the first five minutes is either panic or become ecstatic, after that you just can’t do anything.

“So…this sucks.” I mumbled under my breath.

“Yes well try being stuck up here for a millennium.”  An unknown but still familiar voice called out inside my head.

“I can’t, I’m not immortal so suck it,” I began to explain; “I will be dead within three days because of no water. Ha!”

The voice in my head let out a cute little chuckle before talking, “Well I can keep you alive as long as I please. It would be torture for you unless you can withstand the pain of dehydration and starvation every day. I would be most impressed if you did.” Once again the voice let out a cute chuckle. Wait…why is that cute?

“Ok well that is very cruel of you to do that. Also, can you please explain how my conscience can keep me alive? You are just a voice in my head.”

“Oh?” The voice grew agitated. “Is that all I have become in the past years, a voice? The one that nearly created eternal night is just a voice now. Do you know who I am!?”

“Not a clue,” I stated bluntly. “I have only been here for one night so the only ones I know are Princes Celestia, Luna, the six bearers, and one griffin that I nearly killed about two hours ago.”

The voice let out a defeated sigh before continuing the conversation, “Then let me fill you in.”

“Please do conscience.”

“First, I am not your conscience, I am Nightmare Moon and yo-”

“Wait! You’re that crazy mare who dumped me on this rock when I was eating breakfast?! You bitc-”

“AND YOU WILL STOP CALLING ME CONSCIENCE! You will call me Nightmare Moon.”

“Yea… can you tell me why you sent me here in the first place and why you are kind of making me your little puppet?”

A dark purple fog then appeared in front Nick. It wasn’t like fog when it was spread out were you could not see, it was just all compacted into a circle. Actually it was so thick that you could not even see through the thing.

“ENTER!” Nightmare Moon Commanded.

“Ok, she wants me to enter her little floating fog. Two things can happen if I go into it, one; she will just kill me on the spot, or two; I am going to hang-out with Nightmare Moon .It will probably be the later one considering that if she was capable of keeping me alive after I am supposed to die then she could have just killed me now. Then if I denied her two things can still happen, one; She will leave me alone and I will just die after a few days, or two; she will get mad and kill me… like when I denied Emma the chance to go out with me.” This thought made Nick chuckle at the past memory.

Last year when Nick was thirteen Emma was a girl (who like many other girls) liked Nick… a lot. Emma was different from most other girls because instead of just texting Nick, she had the guts to actually talk to him. That and her being Nick’s stalker made her different.

Their conversation was short but in the end it was the worse conversation Nick ever had.

“Hey Nick!” Emma shouted while making her way to Nick.

“The answer is no.” Answered Nick.

“What?! I didn’t even tell you anything yet! Emma was now making a pouty face from the frustrating answer.

“James told me you were going to ask me out. The Answer is no, I’m going out with Kerry.”

“She’s my sister!”

“That’s why I’m confused about her not telling you… anyways the answer is no.”

After hearing Nick not only denied her but also tell her that he is going out with Kerry, her sister, she was outraged. Nick quickly noticed the glare she was giving him and decided to run. The glare wasn’t really the scary part; it was how her eye was twitching.

The next two to three hours was just Nick running from a twitchy eyed Emma.

“Hello? Nick? Niick? Niiick? NIIIICK!” Exclaimed Nightmare Moon, “Are you coming in?”

Nightmare Moons voice quickly puled Nick from his thoughts.

“Wait what… oh right, portal thingy.” Nick then shrugged,  “Well if you wanted me dead you would have killed me already so… YOLO!”

With that Nick quickly hoped through the portal… that is of course if you consider the CoD Black Ops dolphin dive a hop.