ZOMBOY is a Classic music producer...lolol
One day in Equestria, Twilight Sparkle was going for a walk in the royal garden of the queen Doodle, a marshmallow white ruler who I not referre to Rarity.
So anyways,
Twilight was smoking her regular pack of cigarettes she borrowed from Big Boss, while he still was in his virtuous mission in 1964.
"What a beautiful day it is today, the sun is shinning down the sky, Pegasus ponies masturbate to Justin Bieber, getting diabetes, Luna is playing League of Legends in her mothers basement, Spike is getting his regular blowjob from Miss Cheerlie behind the schoolyard, and I'm simply walking around the park with my Pokewalker, trying to level up my Pikachu to Level 100. What could possibly go wrong?"
That same moment she finished her sentence, the blue sky turned to black, as if Princess Doodle made the sun clean the dishes or something.
As Twilight looked up the sky, she almost went insane. What she saw was even worse than she tought it would be.
No, I'm not talking about flying dinosaurs or living Tombstones flying in the sky, it's quiet a bigger mess: Millions of Flappy Birds were up in the sky!
"Aw Mother Of Taco Bells, this can't end well. If they crash all at once, I will cause an earthquake and a nuclear explosion! And I have to keep my promises to Big Boss: No more Nuclear Explosions, or else.."
Too late...
Faster than Sonic could say "You're too slow," millions of Flappy Birds crashed into the ground, causing and earthquake and nuclear explosion.(Did I mentioned that before all this happened, George Busch took an arrow to the knee?)
And everyone! died...THE END....
....
Actually no. They all respawned back to their last saved checkpoint: The Gay Bathhouse.
Luna wasn't all to happy with the destruction. Not that she cared for her sister's kingdom, but for something else she was mad: She didn't save the game!
Luna went to Wal-Mart, so she could get a new computer, which her old pc was destroyed in the explosion.
But Luna ended up buying a McDonalds Happy Meal instead.
It was 50% off...that's why.
The money wasn't a waste tough, the red box of plastic contained a potatoe launcher (if you know what I mean...)
Since Luna was a big fan of Vash12349, she cosplayed as him wearing a banana suit.
"Look at me, Imma Banana and let's be as stealthy as possible," screamed Luna while holding the potatoe launcher with booth her hooves, which were covered in Nutella,which were from her last breakfast she had with Michael Schumacher.
Luna screamed so loud, that people mistook her voice for Dubstep. She dropped the bass! Holly Wienerschnitzel!
However, little did she know, her royal dubstep voice summoned a great and powerful god, known as Skrillex.
He came down from heavens, reaching out for Luna.
She got scared of the Lord of EDM and asked in a Fluttershy voice:"Who are you, what do you want from me?"
"Luna, it is me, Skrillex, God of EDM, and you are the choosen one who needs to fulfil my task."
"W....Which task you mean, Skrills?," asked Luna in a scarred voice.
Skrillex took a deep breath and explained:
"You see Luna, there are many dangerous creatures who try to copy of my style of music, and one of them is even too powerful for me. His name is.....ZOMBOY!"
Dooo-ooooooOoom!!
"He is the one who stole my bass drop and mind controlled all citizens of EDM world. And I need you too finish him off, using this powerful Bass Cannon to turn him into ashes. Will you do it, not for me, but for the faith of EDM itself?"
......
"SURE, WHY NOT :D" screamed Luna in joy and she obtained the Bass Cannon, loaded with the song"All Is In Fair Love And Brostep."
"But I have to warn you, he got a song with the same powerful bass drop as you're Bass Cannon. Just be careful with his song "Terror Squad."
After Skrillex finished his sentence, he flew back into the sky, the Heaven of EDM.
.....
Luna waited for the nighttime and went to the graveyard, the home of Zomboy. Equipped with the powerful Bass Cannon, she approached Zomboy's Grave.
....Silence...Just Silence....no sound.....
Then she heard footsteps!
But it wasn't Zomboy. For her surprise, an anonymous creature stood in front of her.
Luna became alerted and pointed the Bass Cannon at him.
"Who are you? And no tricks, or I'll RDM you with this heavy Bass Drop!"
He gave her an evil smile and explained:
"It is me, Major Minor, the same guy who hacked Archie. V and sold his channel to some dude on the internet. I am here to hack Zomboy as well, but it seems you came first. What a pitty, It seems I need to kill you then!"
So Luna had an epic boss fight with him and she defeated the evil hacker, using her powerful Bass Drop. Vinyl Scratch would be proud!
Luna didn't had time to celebrate tough, she still had to defeat Zomboy.
.....
IT'S FUCKING ZOMBOY! WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB...
Luna could just evade the Drop Blast from Terror Squad. And there he stood, the final boss: ZOMBOY!
He pointed his Bass Cannon directly at Luna, loaded with his rip off song "Terror Squad."
Luna did the same thing. She pointed her Bass Cannon at Zomboy, loaded with the original song: "All Is In Fair Love And Brostep."
And so the final boss fight began!
....Not for long tough, Zomboy stepped on a banana peel and slided back into his grave, which he couldn't leave anymore. Luna won the first Dubstep war and she could accomplish the mission Skrillex has given her.
And as her reward for her win against Zomboy, Skrillex followed Luna's Soundcloud: "Sexy_Princess_LunaOfficialMusic."
And everyone listened to dubstep until they became old.
-THE END
P.S. Omnipony is my waifu :D
