uuhh... dude?

by cyniclebrony

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Human, Comedy, Romance, Adventure
Length: 2019

on luke's birthday, he wished that he could be a ponie in equestria. be careful what you wish for.

Luke is a regular bronie after his old girlfriend told him to watch the show, as you can see, a birthday wish can be more than just a old hags tail. let this be a lesson to all of you, wish to be a ponie and you will never regret it!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-03 15:34:02 UTC

ahh... my stupid little life.

hey its the author here, and I just wanted to say that this is my first storie and I hope you like it. oh, and I know that there is allot of human turned ponies fics, but I think you will like this one. :D

'ahh man, its my birthday! I can't wait! I wonder what I got. I hope its a new iPod, I trashed the other one' Luke thinks as he slowly creeps downstairs, the floor hissing at the sudden weight. Trying to not wake anyone for no reason at all. 'hey I'm a teenager now! guess ill be getting spots soon.' his thoughts booming against the quietness of everything else.

    "happy birthday Luke!" my family shouted, making me fall flat on my face.

   'what a great way to start my birthday' he thought drolly. Mom, walking towards me with a arm-breaking amount of presents rather annoyingly said, "smooth son, smooth."

    "here, have these presents that uncle Steve and Sherrie got you." she said knowingly, obviously they got me a hand-knitted sweater. Again.

  "Gee, uhh... thanks Mom you're great." I said as I unexitedly opened the present, it was a sweater.

   "Mom, I'm going back in my room if you don't mind" he wanted to watch some My little pony, that would make today better. And, they got a new episode "hurricane fluttershy" that sounds awesome.

As, I was watching the episode, I wondered if there was a way to get to Equestria. None that I could think of. Shame really, but oh well, I'm human, not a ponie, and I guess it will stay that way. But hey, sew me for wanting to live in paradise, I mean, other than nightmare moon, who else is evil? I've read the "cupcakes" fic, but I can't believe that Pinky pie or Pinkamena daine pie can be that messed up. so, I've decided that I shall wish that I can live in Equestria and become a pegasus ponie. they are my favourite ponie race other than alicorns but hey, what are the chances of that?

    I think ill go and blow out the candles and wish for the ponie stuff, what's the worst that could happen? walking down the stairs normally now, I make my way the kitchen where Mom is with the cake of chocolate goodness. I say hey and could you do the candle stuff now and she reluctantly agrees. Gotta love birthdays, right? as Mom slowly lites the candles while, rather unsuccessfully, try's not to drop wax on the cake. after that the room does dark yadayadayada and I easily blow the candles out and think 'I wish that I could become a pony from My little pony and be a pegasus' strangely I start to get a violent headache and then just see total darkness. this is not how I planned my 13th birthday.

   "oh, thank goodness he's awake!" a very uhh... polite and civilised voice called out.

strange, I recognise that voice from some-oww o.k it hurts to think. I think I should run. But then, I can hardly think and breath let alone run. Guess that ill see were they take me. ohh... did I mention that I can't even open my eyes? its still complete darkness.

"what do you think it is?" a velvety smooth voice vibrated through the house? no, too wood-like, tree? nah, no tree is big enough to fit at-least three people inside it. I'm confused. great, Darkness of sleepiness is back.

    hmm?, oh, I feel much better! And I think I can open my eyes now, ill give it a try. hmm, from what I see with out fuzz, I'm in a bed, that's good, I'm probably In hospital. That's good. But who was it that said "what is it?" or something like that. Well guess what, I'm a human, like you, person.

       Guess ill get up then, since I feel good enough to move and think and I may be able to talk. that's good. I guess. As I get up, I notice that my hooves are kinda sore. WAIT!?!? HOOVES?!? the fuck? o.k calm down. your just hallucinating from the pain, yeah, that's it the pain. "nurse? I think I'm hallucinating from the pain." I say rather calmly. But what weirded me out was the voice. It was Fluttershy, no doubt about it. "Uhh... Fluttershy?" I said very sheepishly.

"y-yes? what is it?" the timid voice said barely audible.

"why am I have hooves?" I said, already knowing the answer.

"be-because your a pegasus, why? She said as she walked into the room, hiding behind her hair.

"yeah, BUT WHY AM I A PEGASUS!?!?!" I screamed.

Fluttershy didn't reply but decided to run away screaming instead.

'so, my wish came true? awesome.' I coolly said In my head.

uhh... next stop, the library, I'm know that twilight will help me.

   "Fluttershy? what happened? fireworks again?" twilight lovingly said to the fear ridden pegasus.

"n-no, the pegasus woke up then screamed at me." she shivered.

"all right," I said as he opened up the library door and said "hey, twilight, can I come in?"

"Sure, just close the door after your done." she said while staring daggers at me.

"uhh... something wrong?" I said in a way that will make any jock proud.

"yeah, you scared one of my best friends! after she took you in and fed you for a week!" all most shouting at me.

  "I'm sorry, Fluttershy, I was scared that I had hooves instead of fingers." I said very gently.

       I thought for a while, while flying over the clouds and occasionally resting on one of them. I thought about what to do now that I am a ponie. usually,In fics, there is some epic quest that needs to be done. But no, it has to be a time of peace. heh,

I could go meet rainbow dash, that would be awesome. Yeah, I think I will go to her house. That will be fun.

"aahh... who's there?" a rough beautiful voice rumbled though the cloud door.

"its a new pegasus in town, and apparently your 20% cooler than the rest of the pegasuses in little old ponyville, and I would like to see that famous rainbow coloured hair to." I said rather charmingly.

"hehe, why thank you, I will open the door right away." a rather schoolgirlish voice rang out.

"so, this is the the rainbow coloured hair that you wanted to see." said rainbow dash slightly blushing.

"wow, its every bit a beautiful as imagined. may I come in?" I tried to say calmly but she was to damn hot!

"yes, you may." a now furiously blushing rainbow dash said.

                                                                            man, life is great for our hero.

                                                                            and I forgot to say, which way should I go with this?

midnight rainbow.

hey!, I'm back again, I didn't know writing could be so haaaarrrrddd I mean the grammar, really? anyway, I'm pretty sure your here for the storie and not me, so, without thurther ado... the storie!

"So, where are you from?" RD innocently asked.

   "Far, far away." I said bluntly.

Rainbow dash was making cloud tea, whatever that was, I'm pretty sure that only pegasi can drink it. (and mabie twilight) while I was busy staring at the house, I mean THIS IS RAINBOW DASHES HOUSE! 'wow, nice ass.' I pervertedly thought. I think I will like it in Equestria. But, there are more pressing matters to think of, like what to do, 'befriend' Rainbow dash. And where to live.

But I'm sure that will work out. "you're quite the smooth talker, aren't you?" she said in a voice that ALMOST gave me a wing boner.

"I guess you could say that, but its only natural to a fine mare such as you." I said seductively.

"Gee, uhh... thanks." once again furiously blushing once again.

" Hey, how do you know my name and where I live anyway?" she said cautiously.

"you are a famous and beautiful mare, loved by even the wonderbolts. I simply had to meet you." I said with a smile that would even make a lesbian swoon over me.

"But we hardly even know each other. And your coming on so strong." said a blushing Rainbow dash looking anywhere but me.

"we have the rest of our lives to know each other." I said caringly.

We spent most of the evening talking to each other until Rainbow dash decided to go to bed. And since I have no house or hotel room, she let me stay in the spare room. I did ask if I could sleep with her, but she just giggled, blushed and slowly shook her head. I was making my way into the spare room when a blood curdling scream resonated through the entire house. Naturally I ran to Rainbow dash, who apparently fell out of bed.

  "oww oww, I think I broke my left wing." she said more sadly than hurt.

"how'r we supposed to get to the hospital if you can't fly?" I said while holding dash in my arms. (I think she wanted me to do that)    and picked her up. She insisted that she could fly, but I wouldn't let her take that risk. I slowly strapped her to me, using the rope she strangely kept in the corner, furiously blushing as I did so, and took of through the window, I didn't know why, I just thought it would impress dash. And I think it did. Soon we were gliding through the clouds, not very smoothly by the way, and we crash landed at the doorstep of the hospital, luckily, dashes doctor was taking his leave. With a name-tag saying doctor whooves. It did amuse me that he looked an awful lot like the current doctor who, but there was more important things at hand we told him what happened and he took us to a x-ray. I patently sat outside while the x-ray was taking place, staring at a wall I might add, fumbling my new found hooves.

   "Oh, thank god your okay!" I shouted to the heavens.

   "yeah, thanks to you, it was slowly getting infected, I would never be able to fly again if it weren't for you! I love you! uhh... I cant believe I forgot to ask you this but, what's you name?" she said sheepishly

oh, crap. I got to think of a name and quick! uhh I'm, damn! I don't even know my colour! I guess ill look at my arm then. Huh, I'm marine blue. okay my hair? fiery and passionate. okay, I got it!

"uhh... you okay?" she says as she watches me franticly check my arm and hair.

"uhh... yeah. My name is Midnight fires by the way." I say rather calmly.

"ohh... that is a very nice name." she says very comfortingly and sweetly.

"thank you, RD." I say.

  We walk out of the hospital and talk for a while. Its almost midnight now, and there is no way I can lug her back to her house.

"you think we should rent a hotel?" I say sheepishly.

"yeah, I would go sleep at my friends, but you don't know them. Do you?" she said worriedly.

'I know them in more ways than you can ever Imagen.'

We strolled through town and looked for a place to stay. we found a place called " The Bed And Beer" and crashed out there. We could only afford a one bed room with dashes loose 'bits'.

The bed was a double and in a heart shape. The only bed left in the entire Motel. 'Perfect, just the luck iv been waiting for.' I thought very pervertedly and imagined the things we could do. So, what if I'm only 13 in human years? I'm 'of age' here in Equestria. We awkwardly got into the bed together and sat backs turned to each other. "RD, your awesomely brave." I say rather randomly.

"Thank you, midnight." she said sluggishly.