
In the Sea of Amorè with a broken paddle.
Giving up on Rarity causes Spike's life to get a tad more interesting.
Spike's finally reached his limit with chasing Rarity and decides it's time to move on.
In doing so, however, he soon learns just what he's been blind to all this time, even if he's a tad unprepared. Will he grab this discovery with both claws, or be stuck trying to keep his head above water? Either way, he's in for a hell of a ride!
Be prepared for unsophisticated humor, good ol' fashioned naughtiness, and moments to give you the Warm Fuzzies.



35988 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read
18 Chapters:
- Where it all begins 2014-05-10 20:42:25 UTC1004
- A Dragon's New Day. 2014-05-13 06:01:37 UTC1112
- It. Has. Begun! 2014-05-14 03:24:21 UTC1019
- Target Aquired 2014-05-17 06:45:18 UTC1368
- Luck of the Flower. 2014-05-20 23:28:52 UTC1219
- The News and The Date 2014-05-24 04:33:45 UTC2657
- Her Port In The Storm 2014-05-25 00:07:57 UTC1526
- A Meeting Of Minds And Hearts 2014-05-27 04:57:16 UTC2748
- Rare After Glow 2014-06-02 02:59:30 UTC1717
- Unexpected Breakfast Guest-Pt.1 2014-06-15 03:45:28 UTC2603
- Unexpected Breakfast Guest-Pt.2 2014-06-26 14:19:47 UTC3560
- Unexpected Breakfast Guest-Pt.3 2014-07-18 23:17:10 UTC4168
- The Journey of a Thousand Loves.... 2015-01-17 04:48:19 UTC1417
- Intermission: Twilight's Contraception Contengency and a Crusader Contest. 2015-02-11 04:36:11 UTC1478
- Mini-Chapter: Outtake 2015-02-11 04:37:28 UTC379
- The Protection Plan, Part 1. 2015-02-17 02:07:44 UTC2041
- The Protection Plan, Part 2: Of Friends and Fangirls. 2015-03-23 20:37:38 UTC2801
- Things get rolling. 2015-04-07 01:46:08 UTC3171