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Princess Luna's Suicide Solutions

by kudzuhaiku
A young pegasus, not seeing any hope left in life, attempts to throw his life away. One pony's trash is another pony's treasure. And Luna likes digging through the trash.

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There is one thing that Luna cannot stand. Wasted potential.

Luna, Princess of the Night, Keeper of the Dreaming Realms, carefully watches over her subjects, looking for the disturbing signs of those who contemplate the unthinkable, throwing away their potential. And when they go to dispose of themselves, Luna does what she can to be there to collect the trash... which Luna usually discovers to be treasure.

So when a young pegasus can no longer deal with the daily grind and moves to take his own life, Luna is more than happy to claim it so she can use it for her own purposes.

You don't know how valuable life is until it is taken away and claimed by another.

Edit: Featured on Sunday, May 11th, 2014 thank you all so much for showing interest! Ermagerd!
Edit: Now with 2000% cooler cover art... Oh my gosh thanks!

Teen
Incomplete
Slice of Life
Dark
Alternate Universe
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Romance
Sex
 
PO

81499 words: Estimated about 7 hours to read
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36 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1 2014-05-11 05:00:49 UTC
    2153
  2. Chapter 2 2014-05-11 14:02:08 UTC
    3672
  3. Chapter 3 2014-05-12 12:33:44 UTC
    2661
  4. Chapter 4 2014-05-13 04:15:36 UTC
    1868
  5. Chapter 5 2014-05-15 04:56:38 UTC
    1763
  6. Chapter 6 2014-05-15 18:16:03 UTC
    2711
  7. Chapter 7 2014-05-17 06:25:13 UTC
    2056
  8. Chapter 8 2014-05-18 11:36:54 UTC
    2309
  9. Chapter 9 2014-05-20 16:03:38 UTC
    2228
  10. Chapter 10 2014-05-21 11:10:37 UTC
    1830
  11. Chapter 11 2014-05-22 14:39:42 UTC
    2343
  12. Chapter 12 2014-05-24 20:30:45 UTC
    2306
  13. Chapter 13 2014-05-25 22:19:43 UTC
    2827
  14. Chapter 14 2014-05-26 01:02:31 UTC
    2082
  15. Chapter 15 2014-05-26 09:46:02 UTC
    2542
  16. Chapter 16 2014-05-26 21:33:20 UTC
    2215
  17. Chapter 17 2014-05-28 15:15:07 UTC
    2068
  18. Chapter 18 2014-05-29 02:20:03 UTC
    2641
  19. Chapter 19 2014-05-29 19:36:23 UTC
  20. Chapter 20 2014-05-30 13:56:54 UTC
    3804
  21. Chapter 21 2014-06-01 01:41:18 UTC
    2612
  22. Chapter 22 2014-06-02 22:36:07 UTC
    3153
  23. Chapter 23 2014-06-03 21:30:37 UTC
  24. Chapter 24 2014-06-05 13:04:03 UTC
    2388
  25. Chapter 25 (warning, contents may be hot) 2014-06-06 11:39:42 UTC
    2246
  26. Chapter 26 (contents may be emotionally triggering) 2014-06-07 22:53:17 UTC
    2504
  27. Chapter 27 2014-06-10 04:19:19 UTC
    2217
  28. Chapter 28 2014-06-13 14:26:57 UTC
    2226
  29. Chapter 29 2014-06-16 15:31:41 UTC
    2083
  30. Chapter 30 2014-07-08 16:02:05 UTC
    2782
  31. Chapter 31 2014-08-21 11:05:24 UTC
    2041
  32. Chapter 32 2014-09-29 14:32:41 UTC
    2059
  33. Chapter 33 (warning: rape triggers) 2014-10-01 12:22:26 UTC
    2131
  34. Chapter 34 2014-10-02 12:53:36 UTC
    2378
  35. Chapter 35 2015-01-04 18:16:45 UTC
    2370
  36. Chapter 36 2015-01-14 16:11:12 UTC
    2230