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Sup? My name is Justine, and I’m one of the few people who knew the one man that up and stopped all types of war, even some from starting! And you know what? He was a borny. Yup, one of the most important people in the world was a fucking pony lover. I coulden’t believe it myself but it happened, and he somehow found all elements of harmony here on earth, me being loyalty, alright I rambled long enough. Let’s start when I first met the brony, Harmony.
“And in other news the man who made Japan one of America’s most trusted friends, the man has not given us a name but the community has started calling him Harmony, the idea of Harmony’s name came from the show ‘My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic’ and th-” I switched off the TV and sighed.
“Jeez I hope this Harmony guy isen’t one of those pony loving dude’s on the Internet.” I turned to Simon who was using the computer.
“I hope so to man.” He mumbled playing pinball. See in this little apartment we have we don’t get Internet, the only reason I know about Bronies is because some kid did a show and tell thing about Bronies on a lap-top he brought to school one day. Anyway I heard thunder and got up.
“Dude off the computer, it’s a thunder storm.” He made a sound the sounded like a animal dieing and switched off the computer. So we sat there playing go fish and I was getting pissed. “Have a 5?”
“Go fish bro.” I chucked my handful of cards at him.
“To hell with this game!” I shouted and was about to stomp over to the couch to sleep when I heard a knock at the door. “Who the hell in their right mind would be out in this weather?” I growled and walked over to the door, I unlocked it and opened it to see a tall dude in what looked like rags! “Get the hell in here before you die of something!” I didn’t let him talk. I grabbed his arm and dragged him inside.
“Well thanks for the hospitality.” He giggled. I threw him a towl.
“The hell you doing in this kind weather?” I rubbed his face a bit then looked at me.
“Just got home from a trip and found out my place was bulldozed. Bummer.” He sighed and dried his hair.
“So whats your name?” I sat on the couch and looked over at him, he sat down too almost sending me flying.
“Well I don’t really like my birth name, but from what I saw I the news people call me Harmony.” I stared at him blankly.
“You? You are Harmony?”
“The traveling Brony! At your serves!” He grinned and I face palmed. “Thanks for letting me stay here for the storm, OH I know!” He got up and walked over to the kitchen.
“What are you doing?” I heard Simon call from the table.
“I’m going to cook something for you guys! It’s the least I can do.” He grabbed some apples and pancake mix, then he grabbed a bowl and pan. “Into HELL FIRE!” He laughed insanely and turned on the stove. I was about to piss myself because he was slipping all over the kitchen, he went to turn up the heat and he would slip and almost set himself on fire.
After about 40 minutes he whistled. “ALL DONE! Come get some!” He laughed and set two plates with some pancakes and eggs on them.
“Looks like normal breakfast to me.” Simon muttered taking a seat. I got up from the couch still worried Harmony would set himself on fire. I sat down across from Simon and picked up a fork.
“well, Simon if I die you get nothing.” He looked at me a bit mad.
“It’s not my fault if you die from food.” Harmony nodded.
“It’s true.” I looked at him with a glare.
“If I do die your being blamed for murder.” Simon and Harmony nodded. I cut off a small bit of pancake and ate it, I went wide eyed and shoveled down the rest of it.
“Holy shit it’s that good?” I nodded, my mouth too full to talk. “I’m trying this.” Simon took a bite of the pancake and also went wide eyed.
“Good I take it?” Harmony grinned and laughed as Simon opened his mouth slightly wider to eat a hold pancake.
“Where on earth did you learn to cook like this?!” I was all finished and was VERY sad about that.
“Well I taught myself, after getting set on fire a few thousand times I got the hang of it. Apples can go with anything!” He laughed and took our plates just as Simon finished with a grumpy face.
“Dude? Seconds?” Harmony looked at him from the kitchen.
“You guys didn’t have enough pancake mix for anymore I’m sorry to say.” I dropped down on my knees and looked up screaming.
“CURSE YOU LOW BUGET!” I fell down and hit the floor with my face. Harmony was laughing up a storm while Simon just sat there and smiled. “Dude we need jobs that pay a bit more, I mean if we could eat like that all the time I would die a happy man.” Harmony was still recovering, Simon nodded.
“So Harmony, what are you going to do now? You said your place was bulldozed right?” He nodded a smile still on his face. “Why don’t you stay here? I mean if you want to, there’s always a place on the couch.” The look on Harmony’s face was one of pure joy.
“Really?! THANKS GUYS!” He got us suddenly in a grope hug. I was suffocating from the strength Harmony surprisingly had.
“Can’t.....Breath.....Help....” I choked out just as he let go.
“Oh, sorry guys, I get a bit carried away at times.” He smiled and turned back to the sink.
I face palmed and looked at Simon. “What have we gotten ourselves into?” He looked at me and shrugged.
Again, I face palmed.
It diden’t help the fact he was a super blond but he ALSO likes My Little Pony, Argh I need to drop this......... WHY THE FUCK IS HE SHOWING ME EPISODES?! AND HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET INTERNET ON OUR COMPUTER!? I sat there with my jaw dropped as he used the computer that had just recently had no Internet or ponies on it HAVEING THEM BOTH! If I wasin’t such a nice guy I would throw a fit. “Justine! Come over here and check this out!” Harmony called. Being the nice guy I hate so much I walk over and look at the screen. He was at a wiki page describing some characters about the My Little Pony show, mainly the mane six. “Ok so-”
“-and thats about it.” ..........Wow, he just told me all about the show.......I feel strangely satisfied.
“Alright, so now what?” At some point Simon jumped in.
“Well we can watch a episode. How about the very first two?” Harmony got a excited look. “It’s one of the best I say.” He clicked and typed at a high speed getting to youtube and finding the episodes. When he hit play I saw Twilight, the purple coated mare that has a intense love for learning. She seemed to be in a hurry. Soon she was in a large library with a little purple and green dragon that I think was Spike. He said something about a gift from.....Moon Dancer he said? (I swear I did hear that.) After a bit they started going to a place called Ponyville, the name almost makes me gag it’s so........I don’t know what to say! After they land in one of those chariots and get off they head for some place called Sweet Apple Acre’s to check on food supplies for something called the Summer Set Celebration but out of fucking no where she is swarmed by a LOT of ponies after talking to a pony called Applejack, if I remember right she was the element of honesty and had a family job at her apple farm and hade a tan or orange coat with a blond ponytail mane and tail. After that I think after that they had to go get the weather cleared and a mare by the name of Rainbow Dash, the element of loyalty who had a cyan coat and rainbow mane and tail and was pretty bad-ass. You know I could get into this show.
Thats when I stopped him. “I’v seen enough. You got me.” I put my hands up. “I LOVE PONIES!” Both Simon and I yelled. Harmony got up and did a bow.
“Welcome to the heard.” He laughed a bit then turned off the computer. “I have to head out in the morning. Sorry I can’t hang out with you dude’s any longer.” I thought for a moment while Simon was having a mental meltdown.
“Um........We could go with you. We have a car.” Harmony and Simon looked at me blankly for a few moments before they both said.
“That is the greatest idea, of all time.” I laughed and placed my hands on the back of my head.
“Thanks, I’m not one to leave a friend to do shit by himself.” We gave eachother, I think it’s called, bro-hooves.
The next morning I packed a whole bunch of my shit that could fit into one backpack, as did Simon. Harmony was waiting by the door for us, holding a small, perfectly round stone in his hand. “Whatcha got there?” I asked as Simon and I walked over to him ready to leave.
“Oh it’s nothing.” He put in in his pocket and opened the door. “Let us head out for adventure!” We cheered and ran down the stairs and out the other door. When we came outside for real the sky was still a bit gray but that diden’t bother me. I unlocked the door to my car and got in, unlocking the rest of them. Simon got in the back and let Harmony ride shotgun. As I started the car Harmony pluged in his ipod and let us listen to some brony made music, there was Discord remix I think by The Living Tombstone, Proud to be a Brony, Smile song cover by Mandopony, and all the good listening songs.
Harmony and Simon were pasted out by the time the sun started going down. I sat there keeping my eyes on the road while watching the sunset (Don’t try it.). Then it came to me like I was just run over by a steam roller.
“Where the fuck are we going?”
Completely short but hey I got ponies in this chapter.
