After a malfunction with the MRI, Dan finds himself between life and death with two options. Return to Earth with little chance of survival, or to go to Equestria and start completely over. The choice he makes is obvious. Upon arrival though, he finds that he can't understand any of the ponies, and that he is slowly turning into one of them. Follow Dan on this epic adventure.

A deciphering key will be provided at the top of each chapter. And after each Dan POV chapter there will be a pony POV chapter with everything written in English (Except for Dan, the languages are basically swapped)