The obnoxious alcoholic robot known as Bender finds the filly Rainbow Dash in a box and raises her as a father.

A parody of My Little Dashie. Warning: mature rated for touchy subjects, crude humor, violence and general silliness.

Note: I hit writer's block and don't really know where to go from here. So your help would be much appreciated. Or perhaps you want to write your own alternate version of this fan fiction? That still uses Bender to raise Dashie, if so go ahead.