Yankee Doodle Donkey and Matilda Janice Jordan got married in 1967 and had a daughter named Bonbon. After they got divorced, Bonbon moved to Ponyville and is friends with her friend Lyra. Lyra was green and her hair was white. Her favorite thing to do was play the harp.
When Yankee and Matilda got remarried, he gave her a beautiful necklace he found at the bottom of the sea. Matilda cried and her tears were like the ocean. They loved each other. Bonbon and her parents stayed in Ponyville and were friends with Pinkie pie. She was a party pony. Then one day, Lyra ran over to Sweat Apple Acres. Her mane was breezy in the wind as she ran. She came to a realization that Bonbon and her family disappeared and she hasn’t seen them in over a week. And Lyra and Bonbon always texted each other after school to discuss their homework and their instrument practices on Thursdays. Lyra played the harp while Bonbon played the maracas. Anyway, Lyra ran all the way to the acres of apples and Applejack was eating an apple in a tree. Applejack loved climbing trees.
“Applejack, Applejack! You have to help me.”
Applejack jumped out of the tree immediately, “What is it, moon beam?”
“Bonbon and her parents are missing. I need your help to find them, but I don’t know where to look first.”
Applejack jumped up and down in excitement and worry.
“It’ll be a long journey... but I think I could help, blueberry pie.”
Lyra hugged Apple and then backed up and smiled and said, “Thanks Applejack. Let’s get it going.”
Later, Applejack and Lyra met up at exactly 5:43 (and 16 seconds) and gathered their supplies. They had to leave later so that way no one could know until the next morning. Later, Applejack left the house after everyone ate dinner. They had eaten a meatloaf Grammie Smith had made. Lyra didn’t eat anything because she was a picky eater so she ate a bread. They met up behind a tree where they left their stuff.
“You ready, Applejack? You brought the map, didn’t you?”
“Sure do, lemon drops.”
Then they tip-toed into the Evergreen Forest and found a fat rock. Applejack sat on the rock. Lyra turned and questioned, “Applejack? Why are you sitting on that fat rock?”
“Back in mah day, cupcake, we had only rocks to sit on at our kitchen tables. It reminds me of the old days.”
Lyra began to cry because she missed the old days of when she was a kid and had to sit on rocks. Then they got up and walked.
“So, Applejack, where are they, you think?”
“Who? Yankee, Matilda, and Bonbon Donkey? If my assumptions are cor—“
“No, you know what I mean. Where do you think the... star fruits... are...?”
“The what?”
“Don’t you know about the legend of the star fruits, Appel?”
“No, I only like apples only. Nope.”
The two continued to walk for hours without saying a word. Lyra didn’t know Applejack very well, but they were friends in high school. Lyra dated Applejack’s ex-boyfriend Marshall Yunji, butt they broke up. Lyra didn’t know where they were anymore. She’s gone into the Everflee Forest before, but she hasn’t gone this far, and the sky was super doper dark like a shadow in the night. They were like a thief. Applejack threw her backpack in a tree, but it fell back down and everything fell out of it everywhere and all of Applejack’s clothes blew away in the wind.
“:(“ said Applejack
“It’s okay, Applejack. You could make clothes out of big leaves on the trees. Or if we kill an animal, you could use its skin.”
They hugged and Applejack and Lyra decided that this would be the place they camped out for the night. Applejack had a big blanket and a stick. She stabbed the big stick in the ground and put the blanket over it. It kind of looked like a tent, except it was super skinny and it didn’t cover up Applejack all the way, but she didn’t care because she was a country bunkin’ pony and she could bunk in the country. Lyra slept like a bat. She was like Flutterbat. She was Lyrabat.
The next morning, Applejack woke up to the sound of a siren. Applejack got up which ruined her tent thing and screeched, “IT’S A TWISTERRRRAAAAAHHHHH.”
But it was only Lyra doing her meditating. She had her legs crossed and her eyes closed and she was being a noisy man. She opened her eyes and smiled at Applejack who was covered in dirt and worms. Applejack was born with jungle worms.
Lyra cooked up a big ham and they ate it for breakfast. They had a ton left over, so Applejack stuffed the ham in her applesack. The girls were ready for their big adventure. As they walked, they discussed their dreams they had. Applejack went first.
“I had a dream ‘bout my dead parents. My dad was outside with me and we were playing on a tractor and my maw brought us lemonade. Then I saw Applebloom trying to grab some lemonade, but she wasn’t allowed to drink lemonade because she had issues with her immune system or whatever in my dream. Big Mac was eating cake in the house. I don’t know where he got cake, but I envied him. Then I woke up. It was really weird, but still thoughtful.” Applejack recalled.
“Oh cool. I had a dream about me and my grandpa watching Two And A Have Mans and we were arguing over whether or not Shania Twain looked like a puudle or not, which she totally does. Then my grandpa kicked me out of his house because I stole and drank his prune juice and built an army of Daleks in his garage. I think the dream was based on my Aunt Garba’s funeral... It’s a long story.”
Applejack and Lyra had another few hours of silence before they came across a landscape of red. It was red like the Red Sea in Africa. And it was red like a flower. That flower, being a rose of tulip. It was red like love, that could also symbolize murder and anger, but they didn’t know what so Applejack licked the red dirt to test it.
“It tastes like dirt.” Applejack was an intelligent being and knew a lot about Earth. She didn’t know what this was though.
“Maybe it is part of the world. Maybe we’re in another country. Maybe we’re in Saddle Arabia.” Lyra said.
Applejack went to explain why they weren’t in Saddle Arabia (They were in Zebrica.) except they came across something in the dusty dirt. It was dusty. There was an animal which was alive. Or maybe it was dead, but it was alive. Then Lyra kicked it because she hates animals.
Applejack poked it with a stick and the animal moved. It had a hard shelly, scale skin that was hard. It had stubby legs and a crunched head like a fat pug named Barney. Applejack decided she’d name the animal Barney. Applejack tied her lasso around Barney like a lasso and she dragged him with them. Barney dragged through the red dirt and struggled to get away but Applejack was a strong guy who could pull animals with her string. It was like a leash. Lyra looked at the dirt and found something.
“Applejack, I found a footprint. I think I know who it belongs to.”
Lyra was an animal expert and knew these footprints. They were footprints from a foot. From a dog. A fat dog. Three fat ones. Applejack knew what she meant.
“Aw, snap, Lollipop. Those are the Diamond Dog foot prints. And there is hoofprints.” Applejack thought out loud.
“Hey, Applehack, remember when Rarity was kidnapped and enslaved by the dogs? That was intense, man.”
“Aw, yeah. It was like a hoedown throw down. Like Hannah Mutana. I like her. She’s a country girl like me.”
The two laughed and Barney just made small noises as he was dragged threw the dirt and toppled through his clouds of dust.
A big sunbeam beamed down on the horses and on Barney and Lyra checked on Barney after a few hours. He had scrapes and stopped complaining with his small noises. Lyra fed him a fajita. They followed the prints of the Diamond Dogs until they reached beyond the Badlands where they were actually, but Applejack thought they were in Zebreca even though there was not a single zebra in sight. Beyond the place they were were some trees that was a forest that was close to the ocean by some mountains and more trees. Applejack liked trees, especially apple ones. She licked a tree and said, “t’s this way.”
They all went through the small forest until Lyra smpthing.
“Applejack, I found a cave. It’s over there.”
Applejack and Lyra shoved Barney into a hole for later. They walked into the cave and immediately smelled wet animals. They knew they were where the Diamond Dogs were plotting revenge. Applejack stepping on a rock and screeched like a bungalow. Lyra hushed her and Applejack had a bleeding foot. The blood dripped and made an arrow on the rock floor that pointed to a direction. They followed it and came to a large hole. Applejack and Lyra jumped in together. It was a risk they were willing to take.
At the bottom a the hole, Applejack hurt her bleeding foot and Lyra’s horn snapped off. Lyra started crying, but it grew back later. Anyway, At the bottom was some skeletons. They looked gnawed on. Then Applejack found another hole and they jumped down and got more hurt. They were O.K. tho. Applejack and Lyra trudged through the damp cave. It was cold and wet and smelled gross but it reminded them of home. They missed their houses. Lyra missed her condo with her fat bed and her dog who was a pug also named Barney. Applejack missed her apples. apple
Then they saw it. They sawl it good. They could see it. It was a Dog. It was holding someone by the flesh. Applejack said, “Hey, man. Come back, sugar pie.”
Then there was a chase but in the end, they won. Applejack said, “Where’s the donkeys?”
Bonbon came out of a hole in the wall. It was dark. Then she was wearing a crown and was like a princess like Rarity was when she was kidnapped. Bonbon was wearing a dress. Then she was thrown in a cage with the others.
“We stole her parents. You can have her. We stole her because No one must know we have the Donkey guys.”
Bonbon cried on Lyra shoulders and Applejack stomped around in anger but it was obnoxious like caviar in a tube outside in August.
The Diamond Dogs left the room laughing and howling. When they left, Applejack turned blue in color with teal accents.
“Hey, guys. I’m blue. Its all good.” <<<(LOL)
Then Lyra found a sonic screwdriver because she was like Doctor Hoo and got them out. Applejack followed and Bonbon. They snuck around a rock and some more rocks until they came across the big statue. It was the statue of love, but it wasn’t. It was actually Bonbon’s father frozen. Applejack took her sword and broke the ice and Yankee Doonle was free again and he cried and hugged his daughter and they cried and Applejack was proud and Lyra was too and they were happy.
“Om my God. You saved my life, Applejavk. You too Lyra. You’re like a second daughter. Let me explain. The diamond dogs stole me because I gave Matilda a necklace long ago with a gem they want. The stone has a secret. The secret is secret. It’s that it holds a power that can destroy it.”
“Destory what” she said.
“It can kill the Diamond dolls once and for all.”
All of a sudan, the diamong dogs came out and tried chasing them into the cages, but Lyra grabbed the stone and held and wished and wished and with her unicorn power, the stone shot a fat beam that killed it. Then every pone hugged her.
They grabbed Barney from the hole and walked home. While walking Bonbon asked what happened to her mother.
“Well, I had to kill her because the diamond dogs wanted the gem so I had to hide it and she died.”
Bonbon hugged her father and loved him forever, “I missed you yeah”
When they went home, Lyra’s parents were died so Bonbon’s dad Yankee Poodle Dandy adopted her. The end.
Author's Note
hey guys sorry my storys are late. I has a new editoor and were just gettin into the swing of things getting the ball rollong you could say. :PPPPPPPPPp
tell what you like from me next i Have some stroy ideas comin at cha sooon. :)))) 
