Spike's Mustache

by PinkiePartyHour

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 1177

Spike buys something that makes dragons grow hair and mustache's.

Spike is going for a walk as he sees a stand at the market he has never seen before called "Just For Dragons"

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-12 14:02:21 UTC

Spike Stache

Spike bolted out of bed to go look in the mirror knowing it has been 3 weeks since he has bought the Just For Dragons. As he entered the bathroom he looked in the mirror seeing a big black mustache on his face being satisfied with his new mustache he walked out of the library and started going around town showing of his brand new Spike Stache.

As he walked by the Carousel Boutique he stopped for a visit "Actually just to hit on rarity" he walked in as rarity walked towards the door saying her motto as she noticed it was Spike oh hello Spike "Said Rarity". As Spike kept going on and on about how awesome his mustache is he had not notice that he made rarity so bored she fell asleep.

As Spike noticed she was sleeping he woke her up and she forgot that spike had been showing off his mustache and told him she is not into mustache's as he walked out of the boutique disappointed that rarity dose not like mustache's he realized that he still has his dream mustache and enjoyed the rest of his day.

For the next few weeks the only thing Spike did was go on about his mustache. And one day spike woke up entered the bathroom to brush his teeth as he noticed his mustache was gone. spike was disappointed and than he noticed that it really was a waste of his money as he really did not care much about it anymore as he walked past the garbage to throw out the box he noticed a razor and the remains of his mustache.

He angrily walked over to twilight and asked her if she knew what happened to his mustache and she exclaimed "Well Everypony was getting really annoyed about how you kept going on and on about your mustache so me and Rainbow Dash decided to shave it off while you were asleep" Spike was really mad at twilight and rainbow dash for what they did. But he started to notice that he only bought it to impress Rarity and rarity was not into mustache's and he started to laugh at what thet did. The End

Mustache Funeral

It has been 2 weeks since the death of Spikes mustache the funeral was very hard for spike and  the funeral was not to big very few people came therefore it was only for a mustache. After The Funeral Spike Forgot About The Whole Thing And Lived His Normal Life.

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Just For Dragons

On one peaceful day in Ponyville Spike was going for a walk around town and he saw a stand at the market called "Just For Dragons".

Spike was wondering what it was he walked up to the stand and he saw numerous boxes that said "Just For Dragons" and had pictures of dragons with mustache's and full heads of hair Spike thought to himself "Oh boy i can finally get a mustache to impress rarity".

How much for a box? "Asked Spike" 5 bits "Said The Salesman" I'll Take It! "Said Spike" Okay Here You Go And Have A Nice Day "The Salesman Replied".

As soon as spike made it to the library he ran into the bathroom to look into the mirror as he reads the instructions on the box. After doing everything the box said spike waited and waited for his mustache to grow.

It was 3:00 A.M. And his mustache still has not grown he started to think to himself "Maybe he scammed me what if my mustache will never grow" he took another glance at the box and noticed it said "May take up to 3 weeks to work" spike was worried no more as he shifted into slumber.