In The Middle Of The Night

by Stormy Dawn

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Comedy, Romance
Length: 2951

Cheese shows up at Sugarcube corner one night, and certain things happen.

One late night at Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie answered the door to find Cheese. From there, things go pretty normal. They talk about life and stuff. But then Pinkie can't find her spare mattress, and certain things go down.

(Clopfic)
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I know it sounds simian to my other CheesEPie, but it is WAAAAAY different when you actually read it. If you don't like Clopfics and you get mad in the comments, DONT SAY YOU HAVENT BEEN WARNED. Anyway, have a fandidlytastic day!

~Stormy Dawn

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-12 21:30:05 UTC

Never Do It On A Sunday Night

Pinkie flung her dishcloth around where her neck and back connected and sighed. She took a look at Sugarcube Corner. It was literally sparkling.

"Job well done, Pinkie." She said.

"Pinkie, you should head to bed, me and Carrot are going to bed." Mrs. Cake said. Pinkie glanced at the clock.

"Sure thing, Mrs. Cake!" Pinkie smiled. Cup Cake nodded.

"Good. I'll see you in the morning." She said.

"You too!" Pinkie beamed as she hopped up the stairs. Pinkie groggily walked into her pink bathroom. She ruffled her fluffy pink mane and yawned. She smiled at herself.

She brushed her teeth and walked into her bedroom. She was about lay down in her bed when she heard a faint knock on the door. She waited for Mrs. Cake to answer the door, but only another knock came. She grumbled and made her way back down the stairs.

She slowly unlocked the door and opened it. She closed her eyes and inhaled deeply before reciting the lines she had done before.

"Sorry, Sugarcube corner closes at 7:00 p.m." She said tiredly. "We open tomorrow at 8:00 a.m., and we'll be happy to make you some yummy treats." She opened her eyes and frowned.

"Cheese, what are you doing here, nine at night?" She asked.

"Hi Pinkie!" She asked a little more energetically than his pink friend.

"Mhm." She mumbled as she rubbed her eyes.

"I'm sorry, did I wake you up?" He asked, his smile faltering.

"No, I was, just going to bed." She said.

"Anyways, I planned on seeing you today, but I got caught up in a party in Manehatten." He said as he stepped inside.

"Oh, no problem," Pinkie said. "See me anytime!" She said, smiling. She clapped her hooves together. "You wanna, go upstairs?"

"Yeah, sure." He nodded.

"Awesome!" She hopped up the stairs. Cheese followed her, keeping his eyes on the ground, not in front of him.

Pinkie walked into her room and hopped onto her bed. Cheese awkwardly sat on the floor.

"C'mon, silly!" She laughed. "You can sit beside me!"

"Sure thing." Cheese smiled as he jumped on the bed beside Pinkie.

"So how have you been, Pinkie?" He asked. "It's been awhile."

"Oh, Y'know, saved the world from utter destruction again and Twilight got a castle," she said casually. "So, normal stuff."

Cheese chuckled at her definition of 'normal'.

"Sounds normal to me." He said. "How are your friends?" Cheese asked.

"Oh they're fine." She smiled. "How have you been?" She asked, poking Cheese's chest.

"Y'know, normal stuff." He joked.

"What find of normal stuff?!" She asked, almost jumping on top of Cheese, completely forgetting about being tired.

"Well, lots and lots of parties," he said. "In fact, like I said, I just came from one!"

"That's cool." She said.

The two ponies talked about their adventures, parties or not, for hours (surprisingly). Pinkie told him about adventures from before he came to town and Cheese talked about particularly exciting parties he had thrown in other towns.

"50 gallons of punch?!" Pinkie said in awe. "How many guests were there?!"

"15,000 ponies came to that party." Cheese said.

"Wow!" She giggled. "I've never had a party in Manehatten, but if I ever do, I'll be sure to keep that in mind!" Pinkie glanced at the clock in the wall.

"Wow, we talked for a long time! It's like, midnight!" Cheese followed her eyes to the clock as well.

"Wow, we did!" Cheese commented. Pinkie tapped her chin.

"I don't really want to throw you out in the middle of the night." She thought for a moment "I know I have a spare mattress around here somewhere..." She said, peeking under her bed.

Cheese looked the other way, avoiding the view of Pinkie's swishing tail and rump. Pinkie abandoned her position to search the rest of her room for the said mattress.

"Hmmmm....." She mumbled. "I'll check under the bed again." Cheese resisted the urge to smack his head with his hoof.

Am I still drunk? He asked himself. I don't think so. he grumbled.

"What was that?" Pinkie asked, poking her head out from under her bed.

"N-nothing." He mumbled.

"Hm." She shrugged. "I really cant find that mattress!"

"Oh, that's to bad," he said, his eyes trailing elsewhere.

"Hey! Equestria to Cheese!" Pinkie said, waving her hoof in front of his face.

He blinked a few times as he snapped out of his daze. Pinkie hopped back onto her bed.

"I really don't kno- ermf...!" She was cut off my Cheese mashing his lips against her own. "Mmmmm..." she mumbled.

"Or we could, Y'know, share a

b-" She was cut off again as Cheese repeated the motion.

Pinkie found herself losing her balance and falling onto her back, bringing Cheese with her. Cheese's body weight almost blew all the air out of her, but their lips stayed locked together.

She felt his tongue prodding at her closed lips. Pinkie took one big gulp and slowly parted her lips. She felt Cheese's tongue easily slip into her own mouth. Her tongue timidly stayed in one spot.

As soon as it started, his tongue slipped out of her mouth and the kiss ended.

"Pinkie, is something wrong?" He asked. At first she didn't respond. She looked dazed and she sported a heavy blush.

"N-no..." She said.

"But?" He asked.

"That's the first time anyone has kissed me." She smiled sheepishly.

"Really?" He asked. Pinkie nodded in response. She shuffled underneath Cheese. He smiled. He slowly lowered his head and connection their lips once more.

Pinkie closed her eyes and breathed again. This time, she welcomed Cheese's tongue with her own. Their tongues had their own little dance party in her mouth. She wrapped her forelegs around his neck to pull his whole body closer. One of her fore hooves found it's way into Cheese's hair, ruffling it up more than it already was.

A new, strange feeling started in her stomach and stopped and stayed between her legs. A warm feeling. It sent a shiver through her pink body.

Cheese felt her moist marehood rub against his stomach and smiled. He left her mouth.

"What are you-" Pinkie stopped as Cheese kissed her neck. "Cheesie..." He stopped and nibbled her ear.

"Problem?" He asked.

"Mnothing..." Her ear flicked on his tongue.

He continued to kiss and nibble at her chest. Pinkie tilted her head back and closed her eyes. Cheese's tongue stuck out and trailed circles around her chest. He eventually made his way down to her waist, earning a moan from Pinkie. He felt a hoof on his nose.

"Wait, Cheese," She said. "What are you gonna do?" She asked.

"You really don't know anything about sex." He mumbled.

"WHAT?!" She yelled.

"Nothing!" He said before kissing her, than continuing.

"Cheese, that tickles!" She giggled as he neared her hind legs. Cheese didn't respond. The taste of candy lingered on his taste buds from Pinkie's fur.

Cheese almost sneezed from Pinkie's tail, which was currently covering her privates out of instinct. Pinkie had stopped giggling, and returned to occasional moaning.

Her tail twitched slightly and slid to below her, revealing his prize. Cheese smiled greedily as he leaned his head downwards.

Pinkie's eyes filled with alarm, but glassed over as soon as his tongue made contact with Pinkie's outer clit. Her eyes almost rolled back into her head from the pure pleasure that was going through her body.

"Che-EESE!" She gasped as Cheese's tongue lashed a little deeper inside of Pinkie.

On Pinkie's side, she had never felt such pleasure in her entire 21 years of her life, and who better to deliver it that than the pony who was an equal party planner to her and who she might've also secretly loved. Who knew this was pleasurable?

On Cheese's side, she might've been the only pony who actually meant something to him while making love. She was also the only one who's juices tasted like actual candy.

Cheese's tongue kept digging deeper, until the tip of his tongue touched a bulb. Pinkie let out a high pitched screech.

"You like that?" He asked slyly. Pinkie nodded, clenching her eyes shut to stop pleasurable tears. Cheese licked his lips before plunging back in.

His tongue found Pinkie's sensible bulb and flicked his tongue across it. A loud gasp escaped her throat, followed by a long, enjoyable moan. Cheese continued to touch Pinkie's bulb, making her back legs wiggle and making her moan, basically begging him to keep going.

All the while, he felt his stallionhood start to tingle and twitch. He smiled.

"Nrrrgg...!" Pinkie pressed her back hooves against the bed sheets. She used her fore hooves to push almost all of Cheese's muzzle into her sticky pussy. Cheese gladly agreed by using his tongue to explore every inch of her walls. He felt his cock start to slide out of it's sheath, making it's way to poke the bed. He let out his own moan.

Cheese continuously flicked his tongue across and around Pinkie's sensitive bulb, when all at once, Pinkie's walls closed around his tongue as she let out a series of town-waking screams. She bit her lip.

"Nnrrrrfg-aarhg!" She clenched her eyes shut. "Fuckfuckfuck...!" Suddenly, a tsunami of Pinkie's delicious love juices flowed from in her and exploded on Cheese's orange tongue as she reached her orgasm.

Pinkie's walls unclasped, letting Cheese's tongue free. He lapped up all the cum that escaped his muzzle (it was very little), giving him one last prize moan.

All Pinkie could say between her heavy breathing was, "amazing.... But... Cakes... Home...." Cheese's green eyes widened in horror.

"You mea-" His voice was cut off by another.

"Pinkie, are you alright?" A familiar voice called. Pinkie failed to muster up the strength to say anything normal, but she whispered, "hide in my closet!" She said before her eyes closed and her head hit the pillow beneath her.

Cheese nodded briefly before dashing to the closet and closing the door behind him.

The door creaked as it opened, revealing Mrs. Cake.

"Pinkie?" She whispered. "Pinkie, are you awake?" Cheese held his breath.

"Mmmm." Pinkie moaned. She opened her cloudy eyes when Cup Cake's gaze hit her.

"Pinkie, are you alright, I heard a terrifying scream and it sounded like you." She said.

"Oh, it musta been in your head, 'cause I'm fine." She said, trying her best not to sound like somepony had just been inside of her and she was still recovering.

"It seemed pretty real, but if you're fine, then I suppose I'll go back to bed." Cup said.

"You go do that." Pinkie yawned. Cheese heard the door open and close, and Cheese took in a big breath of air. He fell out of the closet and moaned.

He stood up, practically showing his full length off to his companion.

Pinkie blushed shyly, but couldn't tear her eyes off of his cock. Cheese looked confused for a second but then caught the curious look and blush on a Pinkie's face.

"Ahahahaha..." Cheese smiled. "You saw that, didn't you?" Pinkie nodded slowly. She patted the spot on her bed beside her and smiled. Cheese replied by sitting where she had motioned to.

Cheese fell on his back as Pinkie tackled him. He gave a reassuring smile to her.

"As long as you don't rip 'em off, do whatever you want." Pinkie nodded slowly, taking another peek at his balls. Cheese almost burst out laughing from Pinkie's cute and curious expression.

Pinkie skipped Cheese's yellow shirt and started taking curious licks at his belly causing him to mumble-moan. Pinkie took that as an okay and kept going.

Cheese did his best not to break because of the smaller mare on top of him, but her tongue simply demanded it.

Pinkie's target slid from his stomach to almost between his hind legs. His penis twitched and shook with excitement as it waited for Pinkie's greedy tongue. She trailed her tongue around the base of his balls, making him shiver with delight.

"W-was that okay?" Pinkie asked. Cheese almost blurted 'yes' out, but stopped himself.

"Y-y-yessss... Please..... don't stop..." He felt Pinkie's tongue slide across his base again. I long moan escaped his mouth.

Pinkie felt herself warming up between her legs again from the moans her lover was giving her.

She brought her tongue back in her mouth and moved her destination. She flicked the tip of her tongue on the tip of his long cock, making him gasp. She licked her lips and mused at the strange but good, salty taste came from Cheese's erect private.

Seeing that Cheese liked that, she trailed her tongue from the base to the tip.

"Pi-IINKIE...!" All the licking was causing Cheese to moan, gasp and mumble her name.

Pinkie took a risk and enveloped the first few inches inside her mouth. Cheese let out a hilarious high pitched screech. The taste of salt filled her mouth as she swirled his length around. Voice-cracked moans came out of the stallion's mouth. Pinkie let his dick out of her mouth, took one lick, and plunged more of it in her mouth.

"A-Aa!" Cheese tilted his head back and smiled.

Soon enough, his whole cock was inside her mouth and almost pushing down her throat. Both moaned. Pinkie felt the inside of her hind legs start to moisten, her sexual excitement dripping onto the bed.

"Are you sure you've... Never done this before?" Cheese huffed.

"Not that I can think of!" Pinkie giggled. Before a response, she continued to suck on Cheese's erect cock.

Cheese let out a grunt as he arched his back, making his dick shove down Pinkie's throat. She tried to suppress gaging.

As Pinkie tried to get his long cock out of her mouth, Cheese let out a scream as gooey seed shot down Pinkie's throat and covered her tongue and settled in every crevice in her mouth. She quickly swallowed it as the next shot entered her mouth. She swallowed load after load until he was done.

As Cheese's body fell limp, Pinkie withdrew his erection from her mouth.

"That was... that was...." He puffed. "Amazing...."

Pinkie sat back at her achievement. She swallowed the last bit of seed in her mouth and smiled. Through half-closed eyes, Cheese spotted her still moist marehood. After noticing his still erect cock and gaining enough energy, he spoke up.

"I know something that would blow your mind." He chuckled. "And mine."

"There's.... More?" She asked.

He flipped them over so he was on the top again.

"Cheese, what are you..." She trailed off as his dangling erection brushed with her wet marehood. He lowered his hips slightly, spreading her lips. "Cheesie, are you going to put that in-" A gasp and moan escaped her mouth as Cheese lightly thrusted his hips, making his dick go inside of her.

A shock of pain spread through her, but followed by a wave of pleasure. Cheese closed his eyes and smiled. It had been a long to time since he had done this.

He withdrew his now moist erection and thrusted it back in, making Pinkie gasp in surprise. A long moan came out of both mouths.

"Aren't you gonna go faster?" Pinkie lazily asked. Cheese's ears perked up.

"You want me to go faster?" He asked.

"Harder too." She said.

"Kay, ready, newbie?" He asked.

"I an not a newbie!" She complained.

Their argument was interrupted by Cheese lifting his private out of Pinkie and immediately thrusting it back in, harder and faster.

"Aaa-AAAH!" Pinkie gasped.

While continuing thrusting, Cheese pressed his lips against Pinkie's. She moaned into his mouth. Each time, his dick was getting further and further inside Pinkie.

Cheese felt Pinkie's hooves tugging at the front of his yellow shirt. The force became tighter as his thrusts became more violent.

Through all the moaning and gasping, Cheese heard a small rip at the back of the collar. He lifted his head up, making the shirt rip more. He thrusted his head up again, and the shirt ripped off of his back. Pinkie absently pulled his yellow shirt by the sleeves and threw it to the side.

Cheese moaned as he felt his bare chest brush against the smaller mare's.

As Cheese went in for another thrust, Pinkie kicked the stability of his back legs, making him fall on top of her. They both gasped as Cheese's entire dick, including his balls, shoved inside Pinkie's marehood.

Pinkie pinched one eye shut and bit her lip.

"I think I'm gonna explode...!" Without any warning, another orgasm exploded onto Cheese's cock.

He started to draw his erection out, but the last bit drove him over the edge.

"In or out!?" He shouted.

"I-in!!!" He let out a high pitched squeal as he reached his climax. Load after load of his slimy seed filled Pinkie up as she let out a scream.

Pinkie gasped and shuddered as Cheese's juices filled her body up.

Cheese rolled off of his lover and sighed. Pinkie shifted so she was  lying on her back against Cheese's chest. He brought his lanky arms to wrap around her. Pinkie twisted her head around to kiss him one last time.

The taste of their juices filled each other's mouth. They sighed in unison as streaks of light fought through Pinkie's blinds.

"I love you, Cheese Sandwich." Cheese chuckled.

"I couldn't have guessed." He joked. "I love you too." Pinkie closed her eyes and smiled.

"Pinkie, dear, it's time to wake up!" Mrs. Cake called. "Sugarcube Corner opens early today!" Pinkie grumbled.

"Shit."