A Shopping Trip

by Izzyloves12

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1385

Three Princesses have a little fun after a mysterious drink, that makes them go crazy.

Princess Celestia, Luna and Twilight have an encounter in one of the largest malls in Equestria. What happens next, something everypony will remember.

Published 2014-05-14 03:00:05 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-14 03:00:05 UTC

Princess??

"LUNA!" Celestia yelled at the top of her lungs. A sound of galloping hooves and falling objects, echoed all the way to her room. Luna entered the room to find her sister looking horrid. Her mane was disheveled, tangled and had knots that could be seen from far away.

"What's the matter dear sister?" Luna said with a worried tone. She walked over to her sister, who was searching her bathroom cabinet looking for something.

"Don't you "dear" me! But please tell me you have more of your conditioner"

"My what now?"

"Conditioner!" Celestia snapped feeling frustrated.

"Err...no don't think so.Why is this so important to you?" Luna said. Celestia turned to look at her sister, a glare that could kill her right there on the spot.

"Why? WHY!? That is the only thing that can keep me from looking like an idiot. I mean look at me, I'm a mess!"

"Don't you think your exaggerating a little?" Luna asked with a sigh.

"You don't understand, there is only a small amount of these left"

"So..." Luna said waiting for Celestia to continue.

"So, were going to the mall right now"

"Right now? It's 7 in the morning, I don't think it's open right now"

"Yes, now. And why aren't you worried?" Celestia said eyeing her sister suspiciously. Luna gave a nervous chuckle and scratched the back of her neck.

"Well... I was about to go to sleep and didn't...shower"

"Ugh, well you're going to need it so, let's go"

With a flash, Celestia teleported both of them in the middle of the mall. Everypony was staring at her and so was Luna.

"You could've at least comb your mane" Luna said gritting her teeth. Her sister didn't say anything and walked pass the ponies, who were trying very hard not to laugh. Arriving at the store, they saw the closed sign at the door.

"You got to be kidding me"

"No worries, there are other shops around here"

"Yes, but this is the biggest mall in Equestria. It'll take forever to find it, and I have no time"

"We go separate ways, I'll go over there and you go-" Luna was interrupted by a familiar voice in the distance.

"Princess Celestia! Princess Luna!" Twilight said running towards them.

"Hello Twilight" Luna said waving at the mare.

"Twilight, you came at the right time!" Celestia said.

"I did?" Twilight asked confused.

"Now, you can help us find my favorite conditioner"

"Conditioner? What's the name? Maybe I have some"

"Sparkles to go"

"Are you kidding me?" Twilight said with a raised eyebrow.

"It adds volume and shine"

"Is that why you look like that?" Twilight said sarcastically.

"No, Twilight, I ran out. Should we go together?" Celestia said gesturing a store a few feet away.

"Hmm... I came here to waste time, so let's go" Twilight said cheerfully. They walked, passing a bizarre looking stand. Celestia noticed it and gestured them to go back. At the stand, a young teenage mare had just given a drink to a couple, and smiled at her new customers.

"Good morning, would you like to sample some?" The mare said gesturing them the mysterious looking drinks. Each mare took one and stared at it suspiciously.

"What are they?" Luna said sniffing it. The mare shrugged and scratched her neck.

"To be honest, I don't know. This was a new shipment to the company I work for, I know the name though,Thrilling Sensations. The mares looked at each other, before shrugging.

"Sounds...interesting" Twilight said hesitantly. They all took the drink at the same time, waiting for some kind of side effect. It tasted just like orange juice, but instead of a sour taste, it had too much sugar. The alicorns all felt like the name of the product, thrill, the adrenaline in their veins, it actually felt good. The other two shrugged it off, while Twilight worried about it a little.

"Have a good day!" The mare said as the ponies left with a wave. The three ponies walked to the nearest store, but something unusual happened. Princess Celestia levitated a cart out of nowhere and smiled at the two ponies staring at her.

"You guys want to go for a ride?" The alicorn said waiting for a response. It was strange to see a regal pony, talk almost, well...normal. Twilight looked confused at the princess, approaching her.

"Princess? Are you feeling okay?" she said.

"Oh, Twilight, don't be an old timer, have a little fun. Come on, get on and buckle up"

"Err... I think I'll pass"

"Forget you! Luna?" Twilight expected Luna to decline and try to understand her sister, but instead found her already on top of the cart.

"Luna? What's gotten into you two?" Twilight asked trying to get her head around all this. The two sisters laughed, as if something were funny.

"Having a little fun, it's not too late to accept the invite" Luna said jumping up and down. Another thing happened, Twilight didn't decline this time, instead she felt a force telling her to join. It wasn't like her, but she had no choice, she had no control over it.

"Okay!" Twilight said grinning as she levitated herself to the cart, Celestia did the same. Now, neither of them knew how they fit in there, but they didn't care. A yellow aura surrounded the cart and pushed itself at full force.

"Woohoo!" They all said in unison as they passed several ponies. Go down stairs and climbing up some, they arrived at the store they were looking for, but they didn't stop there.

"Welcome to-Aghhh!" the cashier said as he ducked underneath the counter. The princesses laughed all the way, going all around the store, knocking some objects along the way. They passed the clothing section and bumped over some stuff. What they didn't notice though, was a bunch of toilet paper, stacked in a pyramid shape.

"Oh shit!" Celestia cried as they hit the pyramid. They landed on their rumps and fell to the floor, cracking up. Clumsily,Luna and Twilight got on their four hooves, waiting for Celestia to the same.

"Damn.That.Was.Fucking.Awesome!" Luna said shaking her head.

"Ohh! Ohh! I pick the next thing we should do!" Twilight said excitedly jumping around.

"What do you wanna do?" Instead of answering like she would normally do, Twilight threw a toilet paper at Luna, hitting her on the side of her head.

"It's on!" Luna said laughing maniacally, hitting Twilight back. Celestia lifted herself up, and joined the fun. At the counter, the cashier was looking dumbfounded at the three important ponies, recording and scared for his life. Still at their little game, the mares were slapping each other, not caring if they received pain or not. It didn't end there though, Luna got the idea of running all around mall chasing each other with toilet paper, and so they did. All the ponies around them, were either cheering for their own personal favorite princess or recording the amazing moment. All around the floor was covered in paper and falling alicorns, everytime they would slip on the paper. Out of nowhere, a plastic container hit Celestia's head, interrupting her playful fighting. She examined the bottle recognizing it as Sparkles to go. As if realizing the whole situation, she came back to her senses and soon did the other two.

"W-What happened?" Twilight said rubbing her head wit h her hoof.

"Not sure, but I feel like barfing" Luna said grabbing clutching her stomach.

"I can't remember either" Celestia said. They looked around to find everypony staring at them, all silent. In the background, they heard a noise, probably coming from a TV. The neared the object and looked with embarrassment to the announcements.

We were reported earlier today, that a strange behavior, regarding three of our beloved princesses, amazed all ponies observing. They went to all the stores, at the Canterlot Mall and apparently destroyed everything in one of the stores. But don't take my word for it, you can witness it yourselves.

A picture of three alicorns on a cart appeared on the screen, all with stupid grin on their faces, one with a disheveled mane. A cough interrupted the silence, followed by an eye twitch by each mare on the picture.